All Sports All The Time

[Multi Sports Arena]

Good Evening Sports Fans!Tonight The Multi Sports Arena brings you Ice Hockey!Then later on a Karate Tournament!


Hockey Game

Dr B's Pelicans vs Mr Neil's Night Hawks
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 0
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 0
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE FACE-OFF.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
SLAP SHOT...
**GOOD!**
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 1
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 0
Mr Neil's Night Hawks WINS THE FACE-OFF.
FLICK SHOT....
SHOT IS WIDE.
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE PUCK.
Dr B's Pelicans SHOT:
SLAP SHOT.
**GOOD!**
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 2
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 0
***** END OF FIRST PERIOD *****
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 2
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 0
START OF SECOND PERIOD.
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 2
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 0
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE FACE-OFF.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Mr Neil's Night Hawks TAKES THE PUCK.
SLAP SHOT.
**GOOD!**
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 2
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 1
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE FACE-OFF.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Mr Neil's Night Hawks TAKES THE PUCK.
WRIST SHOT..
SHOT IS WIDE.
Mr Neil's Night Hawks REGAINS THE PUCK.
FLICK SHOT....
SHOT IS WIDE.
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE PUCK.
Dr B's Pelicans SHOT:
WRIST SHOT
SHOT IS HIGH.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
Dr B's Pelicans SHOT:
WRIST SHOT
SHOT IS HIGH.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
Dr B's Pelicans SHOT:
SLAP SHOT.
**GOOD!**
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 3
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 1
***** END OF SECOND PERIOD *****
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 3
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 1

START OF THIRD PERIOD.
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 3
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 1
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE FACE-OFF.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
WRIST SHOT...
SHOT IS MISSED.
Mr Neil's Night Hawks TAKES THE PUCK.
SLAP SHOT.
SHOT IS WIDE.
Mr Neil's Night Hawks REGAINS THE PUCK.
SLAP SHOT.
SHOT IS WIDE.
Dr B's Pelicans TAKES THE PUCK.
Dr B's Pelicans SHOT:
WRIST SHOT
SHOT IS HIGH.
Dr B's Pelicans REGAINS THE PUCK.
Dr B's Pelicans SHOT:
SLAP SHOT.
**GOOD!**
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 4
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 1
Mr Neil's Night Hawks WINS THE FACE-OFF.
FLICK SHOT....
**GOOD!**
HERE IS THE FACE-OFF:
SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 4
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 2
***** END OF GAME *****
FINAL SCORE:
Dr B's Pelicans 4
Mr Neil's Night Hawks 2

Karate Tournament

Strong Machine vs. Hiro Matsuda
In a UEWPro - Karate match!
Announcer Harold Sakata : In the red corner...
Strong Machine!
And in the blue corner...
Hiro Matsuda!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Hahn Lee BEGIN!
Strong Machine connects with a roundhouse kick!
Hiro Matsuda connects with a bodyblow.
Hiro Matsuda shuffles & sticks, quick right hand!
Strong Machine with quick left right combinations.
Strong Machine with quick left right combinations.
Strong Machine with a reverse heelkick.
Strong Machine scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Hiro Matsuda gets up!
Hiro Matsuda with a shot to the solar plexus.
Hiro Matsuda ducks a punch and delivers a reverse heel kick!
Hiro Matsuda executes some fast left/right combinations!
Strong Machine fights back, but gets caught with a left hand!
Hiro Matsuda executes a jumping sidekick.
Strong Machine with a knife edge chop.
Hiro Matsuda is using the Monkey Technique!
Hiro Matsuda nails Strong Machine with a roundhouse kick.
Hiro Matsuda catches Strong Machine with a quick left!
Strong Machine smashes Hiro Matsuda with straight right to the face.
Strong Machine uses the Tiger Technique!
Strong Machine scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Hiro Matsuda gets up!
Strong Machine with quick left right combinations.
Hiro Matsuda is using the Monkey Technique!
Hiro Matsuda nails Strong Machine with a roundhouse kick.
Hiro Matsuda catches Strong Machine with a quick left!
Hiro Matsuda shuffles & sticks, quick right hand!
Hiro Matsuda executes some fast left/right combinations!
Strong Machine fights back, but gets caught with a left hand!
Strong Machine executes a spinning heel kick.
Hiro Matsuda staggers!
Strong Machine uses the Dragon Technique!
Hiro Matsuda connects with a bodyblow.
Hiro Matsuda with a Tremendous Thrust Kick!
Hiro Matsuda is using the Monkey Technique!
Hiro Matsuda nails Strong Machine a Karate thrust.
Strong Machine blocks a punch. Hiro Matsuda hard bodyshot!
Strong Machine sticks Hiro Matsuda with quick punches!
Strong Machine blocks Hiro Matsuda's attack and lands a right hand!
Strong Machine uses the Tiger Technique!
Strong Machine takes Hiro Matsuda down with a Jiu Jitsu throw.
Strong Machine scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Hiro Matsuda gets up!
Hiro Matsuda is using the Monkey Technique!
Strong Machine executes a spinning heel kick.
Hiro Matsuda staggers!
Hiro Matsuda uses the Snake Technique!
Hiro Matsuda scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Hahn Lee counts...
ONE! TWO! THREE!
FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE...
TEN!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The winner by K.O. is... Hiro Matsuda!
Hiro Matsuda wins the match!


DragonFire vs. Tiger Chung Lee
In a UEWPro - Karate match!
Announcer Harold Sakata : In the red corner...
DragonFire!
And in the blue corner...
Tiger Chung Lee!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Hahn Lee BEGIN!
DragonFire uses the Tiger Technique!
Tiger Chung Lee executes a jumping sidekick.
DragonFire with quick left right combinations.
Tiger Chung Lee with a shot to the solar plexus.
Tiger Chung Lee with a straight right hand!
DragonFire gets Tiger Chung Lee with a quick left/right combination.
Tiger Chung Lee nails DragonFire with a bolo punch.
Tiger Chung Lee hits DragonFire with a blow behind the head.
Tiger Chung Lee scores a KNOCKDOWN!
DragonFire gets up!
Tiger Chung Lee is using the Monkey Technique!
DragonFire takes Tiger Chung Lee down with a Jiu Jitsu throw.
DragonFire nails Tiger Chung Lee with a short right!
Tiger Chung Lee rocks DragonFire with a high kick to the head!
DragonFire staggers!
Tiger Chung Lee connects with a crescent kick.
DragonFire is rocked!
Tiger Chung Lee with a devestating side kick!
Tiger Chung Lee connects with some hard bodyshots!
DragonFire gets Tiger Chung Lee with a quick left/right combination.
Tiger Chung Lee nails DragonFire with a bolo punch.
Tiger Chung Lee hits DragonFire with a blow behind the head.
Tiger Chung Lee scores a KNOCKDOWN!
DragonFire gets up!
Tiger Chung Lee is using the Monkey Technique!
DragonFire takes Tiger Chung Lee down with a Jiu Jitsu throw.
DragonFire nails Tiger Chung Lee with a short right!
Tiger Chung Lee rocks DragonFire with a high kick to the head!
DragonFire staggers!
Tiger Chung Lee connects with a crescent kick.
DragonFire is rocked!
Tiger Chung Lee with a devestating side kick!
Tiger Chung Lee connects with some hard bodyshots!
DragonFire gets Tiger Chung Lee with a quick left/right combination.
Tiger Chung Lee nails DragonFire with a bolo punch.
Tiger Chung Lee hits DragonFire with a blow behind the head.
Tiger Chung Lee scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Hahn Lee counts...
ONE! TWO! THREE!
FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE...
TEN!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The winner by K.O. is... Tiger Chung Lee!
Tiger Chung Lee wins the match!



Tsong Po vs. Fighter Hayabusa
In a UEWPro - Karate match!
Announcer Harold Sakata : In the red corner...
Tsong Po!
And in the blue corner...
Fighter Hayabusa!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Hahn Lee BEGIN!
Tsong Po connects with a roundhouse kick!
Fighter Hayabusa nails Tsong Po with a roundhouse kick.
Fighter Hayabusa catches Tsong Po with a quick left!
Fighter Hayabusa levels Tsong Po with a highkick!
Fighter Hayabusa nails Tsong Po with a big right hand!
Fighter Hayabusa is using the Monkey Technique!
Tsong Po catches Fighter Hayabusa with a left/right combination.
Fighter Hayabusa smashes Tsong Po's face.
Fighter Hayabusa scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Tsong Po gets up!
Fighter Hayabusa counters Tsong Po's move and connects with a knife kick!
Tsong Po with a knife edge chop.
Tsong Po catches Fighter Hayabusa with a spinning backhand.
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up!
Tsong Po with a knife edge chop.
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps Tsong Po's legs.
Fighter Hayabusa with a straight right hand!
Tsong Po gets Fighter Hayabusa with a quick left/right combination.
Tsong Po throws a right Fighter Hayabusa blocks.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a bodyblow.
Tsong Po staggers Fighter Hayabusa with a hard shot!
Tsong Po, uppercut, looping right.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa rocks Tsong Po with a high kick to the head!
Tsong Po staggers!
Tsong Po uses the Tiger Technique!
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up!
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps Tsong Po's legs.
Fighter Hayabusa attempts a highkick but Tsong Po blocks it.
Tsong Po gets Fighter Hayabusa with a quick left/right combination.
Tsong Po throws a right Fighter Hayabusa blocks.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a bodyblow.
Tsong Po staggers Fighter Hayabusa with a hard shot!
Tsong Po, uppercut, looping right.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa rocks Tsong Po with a high kick to the head!
Tsong Po staggers!
Tsong Po uses the Tiger Technique!
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up!
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps Tsong Po's legs.
Fighter Hayabusa attempts a highkick but Tsong Po blocks it.
Tsong Po gets Fighter Hayabusa with a quick left/right combination.
Tsong Po throws a right Fighter Hayabusa blocks.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a bodyblow.
Tsong Po staggers Fighter Hayabusa with a hard shot!
Tsong Po, uppercut, looping right.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa rocks Tsong Po with a high kick to the head!
Tsong Po staggers!
Tsong Po uses the Tiger Technique!
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up!
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps Tsong Po's legs.
Fighter Hayabusa attempts a highkick but Tsong Po blocks it.
Tsong Po gets Fighter Hayabusa with a quick left/right combination.
Tsong Po throws a right Fighter Hayabusa blocks.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a bodyblow.
Tsong Po staggers Fighter Hayabusa with a hard shot!
Tsong Po, uppercut, looping right.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa rocks Tsong Po with a high kick to the head!
Tsong Po staggers!
Tsong Po uses the Tiger Technique!
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up!
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps Tsong Po's legs.
Fighter Hayabusa attempts a highkick but Tsong Po blocks it.
Tsong Po gets Fighter Hayabusa with a quick left/right combination.
Tsong Po throws a right Fighter Hayabusa blocks.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a bodyblow.
Tsong Po staggers Fighter Hayabusa with a hard shot!
Tsong Po, uppercut, looping right.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa rocks Tsong Po with a high kick to the head!
Tsong Po staggers!
Tsong Po uses the Tiger Technique!
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up!
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps Tsong Po's legs.
Fighter Hayabusa attempts a highkick but Tsong Po blocks it.
Tsong Po gets Fighter Hayabusa with a quick left/right combination.
Tsong Po throws a right Fighter Hayabusa blocks.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a bodyblow.
Tsong Po staggers Fighter Hayabusa with a hard shot!
Tsong Po, uppercut, looping right.
Tsong Po nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa rocks Tsong Po with a high kick to the head!
Tsong Po staggers!
Tsong Po uses the Tiger Technique!
Tsong Po scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Hahn Lee counts...
ONE! TWO! THREE!
FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE...
TEN!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The winner by K.O. Tsong Po!


Ricky vs. Mascross
In a UEWPro - Karate match!
Announcer Harold Sakata : In the red corner...
Ricky!
And in the blue corner...
Mascross!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Hahn Lee BEGIN!
Mascross is using the Monkey Technique!
Mascross executes a jumping sidekick.
Ricky connects with a roundhouse kick!
Ricky scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Mascross gets up!
Mascross sweeps Ricky's legs.
Ricky nails Mascross with a back kick!
Ricky follows with a blow to the side of the head!
Ricky scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Mascross gets up!
Mascross sweeps Ricky's legs.
Mascross with a straight right hand!
Mascross with a left hook.
Ricky hammers Mascross with a short left.
Ricky pounds Mascross with a hard right.
Mascross ducks a left & hits Ricky with hard right.
Mascross nails Ricky with quick stinging jabs.
Ricky with quick left right combinations.
Ricky is using the Crane Technique!
Mascross tries to counter! But catches a Crane Kick to the head!
Ricky scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Mascross gets up!
Ricky uses the Tiger Technique!
Mascross nails Ricky with a roundhouse kick.
Mascross catches Ricky with a quick left!
Ricky smashes Mascross with straight right to the face.
Mascross executes some fast left/right combinations!
Ricky fights back, but gets caught with a left hand!
Mascross nails Ricky with a Karate thrust.
Ricky blocks a punch. Mascross hard bodyshot!
Mascross smashes Ricky's face.
Mascross uses the Snake Technique!
Mascross executes a jumping sidekick.
Mascross with a reverse heelkick.
Mascross scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Hahn Lee counts...
ONE! TWO! THREE!
FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE...
TEN!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The winner by K.O. is... Mascross!
Mascross wins the match!

[Kelly Monro]

Dr B, my hockey team will be named Rose City Crushers. Maybe they will do some good.

Keep it up!

Kelly Monro
Dr B's #1 Fan

[Mr. Neily]

Wait until the next hockey game the Night Hawks will rule their opponet.

[Dr B]

Okay people it will be Neil's Night Hawks vs Kelly's Rose City Crushers!Maybe I'll get the old dragster out and do some drag racing too!

Dr B

[WTIC]

Um...

How can I get in on the hockey action?

WTIC

[Dr B]

WTIC- Like THIS!


HEY SPORTS FANS!On the ice today you'll see:
Kelly's Rose City Crushers vs Neil's Night Hawks
Dr B's Pelicans vs WWW Wild Women
Chewey's Wicked Wookies vs WTIC's Fight Lobsters and
Team UEW vs Team AW-Pro

We've Female MMA Fighting!4 Big matches!Lynn "Da Portagee" defends
The F-MMA Title!

Then Dr B hits the links for some Golfing with Strong Machine!


ICE HOCKEY

Kelly's Rose City Crushers vs Neil's Night Hawks
FINAL SCORE
Kelly's Rose City Crushers - 6
Mr Neil's Night Hawks -14

Dr B's Pelicans vs WWW Wild Women
FINAL SCORE
Dr B's Pelicans - 2
WWW Wild Women - 4

Chewey's Wicked Wookies vs WTIC's Fight Lobsters
FINAL SCORE
Chewey's Wicked Wookies - 4
WTIC'S Fighting Lobsters - 2

Team UEW vs Team AW-Pro
FINAL SCORE
Team UEW - 4
Team AW-Pro - 2

FEMALE MMA FIGHTING

KO (Head Kick) Round 1 (1:59) Ku'ulei wins over Jasmine


Unanimous Decision Round 3 (3:00) Kathleen wins over Shelley


TKO (Low Kicks) Round 3 (0:24) Bibiann wins over "Tornado" Tyler


KO (Punch) Round 2 (0:45) Lynn "Da Portagee" wins over Amber -F-MMA Title Match
Lynn "Da Portagee" retains The F-MMA Title

GOLFING

Strong Machine - 86

Dr B - 102

[WTIC]

LOL, Fighting Lobsters!

[Dr B]

Dude your team was beat by big hairy guys!Considering your hometown I figured Fighting Lobsters would be appropriate.Imagine a mean looking lobster with a hockey stick!hahaha!

I figured if The Ducks were a good Hockey Team,The Pelicans would follow suit.We beat Neil's Night Hawks only to get trounced by The WWW Wild Women!Oh well...

Dr B

[WTIC]

Yeah, a big mean-looking BLUE lobster!

[disaster]

heehee, now that's entertainment folks! 8)

[Dr B]

Hey Disaster what's your teams moniker?Kelly named her's Rose City Crushers.I made Chewey team The Wicked Wookies,gave WTIC The Fighting Lobsters and the only "real" sounding Hockey names went to Neil's Night Hawks.

I've also got Basketball,Football and Bowling.I'm looking for a good Soccer sim and a good baseball sim.Invite your friends.This will be the home of Fantasy Sports!Judo anyone?hahaha!

Dr B

[disaster]

May 28, 2009 19:23:51 GMT -5 Dr B said:

Hey Disaster what's your teams moniker?Kelly named her's Rose City Crushers.I made Chewey team The Wicked Wookies,gave WTIC The Fighting Lobsters and the only "real" sounding Hockey names went to Neil's Night Hawks.

I've also got Basketball,Football and Bowling.I'm looking for a good Soccer sim and a good baseball sim.Invite your friends.This will be the home of Fantasy Sports!Judo anyone?hahaha!

Dr B

Hmmm, my team moniker?! Let's see, well, I live about 6 miles from the Canadian Border. It feels like winter here most days, after all, we have the Winter Season, Really Cold Winter Season, Wet and Snowy Season, and Construction Season here in Minnesota!

Maybe it could be Disaster's Great White Northerners? Or maybe the Chilly Willy's? I dunno, I'm just taking stabs in the dark here

[Dr B]

Okay then Disaster's GWN Chilly Willy's!Imagine the old cartoon character Chilly Willy totally snowed in and looking really pi**ed off,using hockey sticks to make a fire!hahaha!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Today on The All Sports All The Time Station...Ice Hockey!We've got a new team on the ice today,Disaster's Great White North Chilly Willys they take on Dr B's Pelicans!Then later on we have the 1st ever ASATT Middle Age Beauty Contest featuring some of our favorite Celebrities!Then to top it off tonight we have Japanese Sumo Wrestling!You're gonna want to see that Strong Machine take on WTIC in Sumo Wrestling!Let's go!

ICE HOCKEY

FINAL SCORE
Disaster's GWN Chilly Willys - 5
Dr B's Pelicans 1

FINAL SCORE
WTIC's Fighting Lobsters 15
Team AW-Pro - 19

Announcer Zambonie Pete:What a Game!Team AW-Pro and WTIC's Fighting Lobsters have set a NEW Arena record for highest scores!The previous high score was 14,both
teams surpassed that number here!

FINAL SCORE
Team WWW 4
Neil's Night Hawks 3


FINAL SCORE
Chewey's Wicked Wookies 12
Kelly's Rose City Crushers - 22

Announcer Zambonie Pete:HOLEY!What a day for Hockey!Kelly's Rose City Crushers have just obliterated the competition and broke the arena high score record!They passed Team AW-Pro's record 19 goals by scoring an unprecidented 22 goals!

(Disclaimer:I know no one scores that high in Hockey.It's a Fantasy League determined by an old CBasic sim.If you want reality watch ESPN.)


ASATT Middle Aged Beauty Contest

The Contestants
Melissa Joan Hart,Valerie Bertenelli,Alyssa Milano,Christina Applegate,Alicia Witt

Evening Gown scores:
Melissa Joan Hart: 6
Valerie Bertenelli: 7
Alyssa Milano: 3
Christina Applegate: 9
Alicia Witt: 9

Announcer Hollywood Styles:Coming out of the Evening Gown portion we have a Tie between Christina Applegate and Alicia Witt,both got a score of 9 out of 10!At the bottom, Alyssa Milano's Evening Gown just didn't look right on her and though she is very beautiful she only scores a 3 out of 10.

Talent scores:
Melissa Joan Hart: 10 (extra credit 2 points for preventing a fire!)
Valerie Bertenelli: 5
Alyssa Milano: 7
Christina Applegate: 10 (Wonderful display of sword swallowing technique!)
Alicia Witt: 7

Announcer Hollywood Styles:Melissa Joan Hart comes to life in The Talent portion!Her ability as a Magician is astounding,she gets extra credit because she extinguished her spectacular pyrotechnic display before it burned down the arena!At the bottom,Valerie
Bertenelli couldn't get that poor dog to jump through the hoop she received a 5 out of a possible 10 for her performance!

Swimsuit scores:
Melissa Joan Hart: 9
Valerie Bertenelli: 5
Alyssa Milano: 3
Christina Applegate: 9
Alicia Witt: 8

Announcer Hollywood Styles:Oh honey!Melissa Joan Hart is looking "Triple Snap Fine"
in her purple bikini,but let's not countout Christina Applegate in her golden bikini!That's what I call "Hollywood Gold" baby!At the bottom,Alyssa's designers just aren't doing this wonderfully beautiful woman any justice!Alyssa scores a disappointing 3 out of 10!

Speech scores:
Melissa Joan Hart: 10 (extra credit of 2 points)
Valerie Bertenelli: 10 (extra credit of 1 point)
Alyssa Milano: 7
Christina Applegate: 2
Alicia Witt: 8

Announcer Hollywood Styles:Once again Melissa Joan Hart is "bustin' a move" she scored a perfect 10 and got a 2 point bonus for her subject matter!Valerie Bertenelli is no slouch in the Speech portion she scores a 10 with a 1 point bonus for the emotion she portraited while giving her speech!At the bottom with a really disappointing 2 out of 10 is Christina Applegate!The Judges are tallying their scores...The Judges have made their decision!Will Alicia Witt,Melissa Joan Hart and Christina Applegate please come to Centerstage please...and now our third runner up with 30 over all points is...
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE!Congradulations Christina!It comes down to this...our 2nd runner up is...
with an overall score of 32 points Alicia Witt!Which means that our ASATT Middle Aged Beauty Contest winner is The Beautiful and Charming MELISSA JOAN HART!Melissa scored a whopping 39 points over all!That's it from here!Melissa Joan Hart is your winner...

Japanese Sumo Wrestling

Kelly vs.Chandra
Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner...
Kelly!
And in the blue corner...
Chandra!
The Referee for this match is Mr. Miyagi.
Referee Mr. Miyagi raises his hand... FIGHT!
They bow to show respect... They lock up!
Kelly arm thrust.
Kelly slap... sidestep... shove.
Kelly lifts & shoves.
Chandra slap... arm thrust... shove.
Kelly arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
Chandra slap... push... shove.
Kelly arm thrust.
Kelly slap... sidestep... shove.
Kelly lifts & shoves.
Kelly arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
Chandra slap... push... shove.
Kelly arm thrust.
Kelly slap... sidestep... shove.
Kelly charges Chandra
Kelly slap... sidestep... shove.
Kelly lifts & shoves.
Kelly arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
Chandra slap... push... shove.
Kelly arm thrust.
Kelly slap... sidestep... shove.
Kelly lifts & shoves.
Kelly arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
Kelly charges Chandra
Referee Mr. Miyagi checks...
Referee Mr. Miyagi: STOP! ...
Kelly is the winner!

Big Queenie vs.Big Bertha
Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner...
Big Queenie!
And in the blue corner...
Big Bertha!
The Referee for this match is Mr. Miyagi.
Referee Mr. Miyagi raises his hand... FIGHT!
They bow to show respect... They lock up!
Slap,slap,slap,slap...
Big Bertha shoves Big Queenie.
Big Bertha charges Big Queenie.
Referee Mr. Miyagi checks...
Almost...
Big Bertha shoves Big Queenie.
Slap,slap,slap,slap...
Big Bertha charges Big Queenie.
Referee Mr. Miyagi checks...
Almost...
Slap,slap,slap,slap...
Big Bertha shoves Big Queenie.
Slap,slap,slap,slap...
Big Bertha trys to push Big Queenie out.
Big Bertha slaps then shoves.
Big Queenie has Big Bertha off balance.
Big Queenie charges Big Bertha
Referee Mr. Miyagi checks...
Almost...
Big Queenie arm thrust.
Big Queenie slap... sidestep... shove.
Big Queenie charges Big Bertha
Referee Mr. Miyagi checks...
Big Bertha is out!
Big Queenie is the winner!

Strong Machine vs.WTIC
Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner...
Strong Machine!
And in the blue corner...
WTIC!
The Referee for this match is Mr. Miyagi.
Referee Mr. Miyagi raises his hand... FIGHT!
They bow to show respect... They lock up!
WTIC shoves Strong Machine.
Slap,slap,slap,slap...
WTIC trys to push Strong Machine out.
WTIC slaps then shoves.
Strong Machine has WTIC off balance.
Strong Machine charges WTIC
Strong Machine slap... sidestep... shove.
Strong Machine lifts & shoves.
Strong Machine arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
WTIC slap... push... shove.
Strong Machine arm thrust.
Strong Machine charges WTIC
Strong Machine slap... sidestep... shove.
Strong Machine lifts & shoves.
Strong Machine arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
WTIC lifts & shoves.
WTIC slap... push... shove.
Slap,slap,slap,slap...
Strong Machine arm thrust.
Strong Machine slap... sidestep... shove.
Strong Machine lifts & shoves.
Strong Machine arm thrust... arm thrust... shove.
Strong Machine charges WTIC
Strong Machine slap... sidestep... shove.
Strong Machine lifts & shoves.
Strong Machine charges WTIC
Referee Mr. Miyagi checks...
Strong Machine defeated WTIC.

[Mr. Neily]

I love this show it made me crackup espically the beauty contest.