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Post by Dr B on Jun 3, 2009 19:01:02 GMT -5
WTIC-
Watch those high notes there are little babies in the audience you might damage their hearing.hahaha!
Disaster-
Not even that nasty Simon can mess with Ms Monro!
You're an average singer are you?
WTIC knows it the luck of the dice.He's probably not that bad...or is he?
Dr B
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Post by disaster on Jun 3, 2009 21:34:51 GMT -5
WTIC- Watch those high notes there are little babies in the audience you might damage their hearing.hahaha! Disaster- Not even that nasty Simon can mess with Ms Monro! You're an average singer are you? WTIC knows it the luck of the dice.He's probably not that bad...or is he? Dr B I'm not a bad singer, but I wouldn't ever get up in front of people (especially Simon) and sing  I think WTIC is probably a good singer. But of course he lives in a different time zone, so being that far from him and can't hear him makes him a better singer! ;D |
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Post by WTIC on Jun 4, 2009 15:42:53 GMT -5
I used to sing "Danny Boy" at the yearly talent show when I was little, LOL! Never did win first prize, but hey, I gave it my best! 
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Post by disaster on Jun 4, 2009 16:09:56 GMT -5
I used to sing "Danny Boy" at the yearly talent show when I was little, LOL! Never did win first prize, but hey, I gave it my best! Hey, then that's all we can ask for! |
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 5, 2009 5:05:57 GMT -5
Thats right Disaster even if people like Simon on American Idol dont get it. Never has and probably never will either.
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Post by Dr B on Jun 5, 2009 12:10:17 GMT -5
Hey a clue...WTIC must be Irish!Only Irish kids sing that song!Seriously if you do your best,what else can anyone ask of you?I kid WTIC a lot but I bet he's a pretty good singer.
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Jun 5, 2009 16:26:49 GMT -5
Well, I don't think you want to hear me sing when I play "Rock Band" on my video game console, LOL!
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Post by Dr B on Jun 5, 2009 17:06:26 GMT -5
WTIC-Rock Band?Have you seen the new Metallica edition?Maybe next week we'll have Rock Band competition!
Okay on to the show...
Today on ASATT we have Drag Racing!Followed by the 1st ever UEW Powerlifting Competition!Then later on tonight we'll see Full Contact Karate!This is ALL SPORTS ALL THE TIME!
Welcome to Ultimate Drag Racing!
WTIC vs Disaster
The drivers are burning out to insure good traction!
The lights flash:RED!YELLOW!YELLOW!YELLOW!GREEEN!
The Drivers stomp on their excelerators!
Their chutes open...
WTIC wins the race in 6 seconds
Man That's fast!
Kelly vs Neil
The drivers are burning out to insure good traction!
The lights flash:RED!YELLOW!YELLOW!YELLOW!GREEEN!
The Drivers stomp on their excelerators!
Their chutes open...
Neil wins the race in 5 second!
Neil is burning up the track!
WTIC vs Neil
The drivers are burning out to insure good traction!
The lights flash:RED!YELLOW!YELLOW!YELLOW!GREEEN!
The Drivers stomp on their excelerators!
Their chutes open...
WTIC wins the race in 5 seconds!
WTIC is burning up the track!
WTIC is The Ultimate Drag Racing Winner!
POWERLIFTING COMPETITION
CLEAN AND JERK
WTIC- 600 lbs
Chewey- 500 lbs
Kelly- 500 lbs
Disaster- 400 lbs
Neil- 400 lbs
MILITARY PRESS
WTIC- 600 lbs
Chewey- 200 lbs
Kelly- 300 lbs
Disaster- 500 lbs
Neil- 300 lbs
SNATCH
WTIC- 200 lbs
Chewey- 200 lbs
Kelly- 300 lbs
Disaster- 100 lbs
Neil- 200 lbs
DEAD LIFT
WTIC- 400 lbs
Chewey- 1200 lbs
Kelly- 600 lbs
Disaster- 400 lbs
Neil- 200 lbs
OVERALL WEIGHT LIFTED
WTIC- 1800 lbs
Chewey- 2100 lbs
Kelly- 1700 lbs
Disaster- 1400 lbs
Neil- 1100 lbs
THE GOLD MEDAL GOES TO-Chewey with 2100 lbs
THE SILVER MEDAL GOES TO-WTIC with 1800 lbs
THE BRONZE MEDAL GOES TO-Kelly with 1700 lbs
FULL CONTACT KARATE
Ultra Machine vs. Fighter Hayabusa
In a UEW Full Contact Karate Match!
Announcer Harold Sakata : In the red corner...
Ultra Machine!
And in the blue corner...
Fighter Hayabusa!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Fighter Hayabusa nails Ultra Machine with a roundhouse kick.
Ultra Machine executes a spinning heel kick.
Fighter Hayabusa executes a jumping sidekick.
Ultra Machine trips Fighter Hayabusa with a legsweep.
Fighter Hayabusa connects with a hard slash chop.
Ultra Machine hits a Karate thrust to the throat.
Fighter Hayabusa nails Ultra Machine with a spinning sidekick.
Ultra Machine takes Fighter Hayabusa down with a Jiu Jitsu throw.
Fighter Hayabusa nails Ultra Machine with a Karate thrust to the throat.
Fighter Hayabusa hits the Thrust Kick to the Throat!.
Ultra Machine nails Fighter Hayabusa with a front kick.
Fighter Hayabusa sweeps his legs.
Ultra Machine with a knife edge chop.
Fighter Hayabusa hits a thrust to the solar plexus.
Ultra Machine catches Fighter Hayabusa with a spinning backhand.
Ultra Machine scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Fighter Hayabusa gets up quickly!
Fighter Hayabusa nails Ultra Machine with a roundhouse kick.
Fighter Hayabusa scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Ultra Machine gets up quickly!
Fighter Hayabusa nails Ultra Machine with a roundhouse kick.
Ultra Machine executes a spinning heel kick.
Fighter Hayabusa executes a jumping sidekick.
Ultra Machine trips Fighter Hayabusa with a legsweep.
Ultra Machine scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Hahn Lee counts...
One...Two...Three...
Four...Five...Six...
Seven...Eight...Nine...Ten!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
BONG!
The winner by knockout is...Ultra Machine!
Angelina vs. Mary-kate
In a UEW Full Contact Karate Match!
Announcer Wanda Wong : In the red corner...
Angelina!
And in the blue corner...
Mary-kate!
Referee Sumi Sato calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Mary-kate connects with a crescent kick.
Mary-kate nails Angelina with a spinning sidekick.
Angelina catches Mary-kate with a spinning backhand.
Angelina nails Mary-kate with a front kick.
Angelina scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Mary-kate gets up quickly!
Mary-kate sweeps her legs.
Mary-kate sweeps her legs.
Mary-kate scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Angelina gets up quickly!
Angelina with a knife edge chop.
Angelina scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Sumi Sato counts...
One...Two...Three...
Mary-kate gets up!
Mary-kate hits a thrust to the solar plexus.
Angelina with quick left right combinations.
Mary-kate connects with a crescent kick.
Mary-kate scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Angelina gets up quickly!
Mary-kate executes a jumping sidekick.
Mary-kate scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Angelina gets up quickly!
Mary-kate connects with a crescent kick.
Angelina executes a spinning heel kick.
Mary-kate nails Angelina with a roundhouse kick.
Mary-kate connects with a crescent kick.
Mary-kate with a reverse heelkick.
Angelina catches Mary-kate with a spinning backhand.
Angelina executes a spinning heel kick.
Mary-kate connects with a crescent kick.
Angelina nails Mary-kate with a front kick.
Mary-kate connects with a crescent kick.
Angelina takes Mary-kate down with a Jiu Jitsu throw.
Angelina catches Mary-kate with a spinning backhand.
Angelina catches Mary-kate with a spinning backhand.
Angelina nails Mary-kate with a front kick.
Angelina nails Mary-kate with a front kick.
Mary-kate with a reverse heelkick.
Mary-kate scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Sumi Sato counts...
One...Two...Three...
Four...Five...Six...
Seven...Eight...Nine...Ten!
Referee Sumi Sato calls for the bell...
BONG!
The winner by knockout is...Mary-Kate!
Streetfighter Ken vs. Jacky Lee
In a UEW Full Contact Karate Match!
Announcer Harold Sakata : In the red corner...
Streetfighter Ken!
And in the blue corner...
Jacky Lee!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
The gong sounds BONG!
They bow to show respect.
Jacky Lee nails Streetfighter Ken with a roundhouse kick.
Streetfighter Ken executes a spinning heel kick.
Jacky Lee executes a jumping sidekick.
Streetfighter Ken trips Jacky Lee with a legsweep.
Jacky Lee connects with a hard slash chop.
Streetfighter Ken hits a Karate thrust to the throat.
Jacky Lee nails Streetfighter Ken with a spinning sidekick.
Streetfighter Ken takes Jacky Lee down with a Jiu Jitsu throw.
Jacky Lee nails Streetfighter Ken with a Karate thrust to the throat.
Jacky Lee hits the Thrust Kick to the Throat!.
Jacky Lee nails Streetfighter Ken with a roundhouse kick.
Streetfighter Ken executes a spinning heel kick.
Jacky Lee executes a jumping sidekick.
Jacky Lee scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Streetfighter Ken gets up quickly!
Streetfighter Ken nails Jacky Lee with a front kick.
Jacky Lee sweeps his legs.
Streetfighter Ken with a knife edge chop.
Jacky Lee hits a thrust to the solar plexus.
Streetfighter Ken catches Jacky Lee with a spinning backhand.
Jacky Lee with a reverse heelkick.
Streetfighter Ken with a reverse heelkick.
Jacky Lee connects with a crescent kick.
Streetfighter Ken with quick left right combinations.
Streetfighter Ken scores a KNOCKDOWN!
Referee Hahn Lee counts...
One...Two...Three...
Four...Five...Six...
Seven...Eight...Nine...Ten!
Referee Hahn Lee calls for the bell...
BONG!
The winner by knockout is...Streetfighter Ken!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 5, 2009 17:30:47 GMT -5
Angelina Jolie ?  |
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Post by WTIC on Jun 5, 2009 19:59:18 GMT -5
Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston!
Nice contests! Metallica Edition is next on my list! 
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Post by disaster on Jun 6, 2009 12:55:02 GMT -5
Wow, Chewey wins the Powerlifting competition. Wow, is his head gonna swell when he finds that out! Rock Band competition sounds sweet. I don't have any of their games, but the Metallica one seems right up my alley! Sounds like a fun time. Can't believe Mary-kate beat Angelina!? Man, Angelina's gone soft I bet Kelly could take her though! good stuff! |
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Post by Dr B on Jun 6, 2009 15:08:40 GMT -5
I thought Chewey's head was gonna explode when dead lifted 1200 lbs.One good lift was all it took!
Yeah I couldn't get Rock Band to work with an emulator.Nutz!It sound pretty good even though it has absolutely nothing to do with actually playing music.
M-K is a snooty little rich girl but she knows her Karate.Kelly vs M-K maybe in Sumo I wouldn't mind watching their butts hangout!hahaha!Better than looking at WTIC's butt I tell you...
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Jun 6, 2009 19:50:53 GMT -5
It's like looking at Yokozuna's butt when he used to wrestle, LOL!
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jun 7, 2009 1:39:36 GMT -5
Wasn't that WTIC's bootay in Eminem's face on TV a few days ago? Just askin'! Kelly Monro |
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Post by WTIC on Jun 7, 2009 12:13:00 GMT -5
Nope, Kelly, it wasn't me! ;D
Hey, Dr B! How about a monster truck competition? Can you do that? It would be WICKED cool!
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