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Post by disaster on Jun 7, 2009 13:19:21 GMT -5
Or you could do a mini Nascar race, maybe like Go-Kart racing (I'm kind of thinking along the lines of Super Mario Bros cart racing  )!?!? That would be fun to spin out WTIC!!!!  |
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 7, 2009 13:37:46 GMT -5
That does sound like fun.
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Post by Dr B on Jun 10, 2009 20:38:31 GMT -5
Announcer Hollywood Styles:Tonight on ASATT Network we will explore the world of Mini Indy Racing!5 drivers,5 laps and...ANYTHING GOES!After the race we'll head down to The Bowl-a-Drome for some keggling,then later on we'll head to The San Mateo Jr College Gymnasium for some Grappling!Let's go!
MINI INDY RACING
Drivers:
WTIC in a Mini Porche Carrera
Disaster in a Mini Ford Pantera
Kelly in a GM Chaparal
Neil in a Mini 240 Z
Chewey in a Mini Lamborgini
Announcer Hollywood Styles:The driver are lined up...The starter beautiful Hilary Duff raises the checkered flag and lets it drop!They are off...
LAP ONE
Disaster floors it and takes the lead,followed by Kelly in 2nd and Chewey in 3rd. WTIC trails because he was ogling Hilary!
At the far turn Disaster still holds on to 1st place,Chewey is now in 2nd,Neil and Kelly battle for 3rd.But here come WTIC!
Coming down the stretch!Chewey has jumped into the lead!Disaster and Neil Battle for 2nd place,WTIC makes his move he's in 3rd but he's on the outside vying for 2nd!
At the end of the 1st Lap it's Chewey in 1st place,WTIC and Neil in 2nd,Disaster has dropped to 3rd and Kelly crosses the line last.
LAP TWO
Chewey hangs on to 1st place,a desperate Neil throws debris at WTIC's car to put a damper on his pursuit,WTIC gets rubbish in his face and drops back to 4th place, Kelly is challenging Neil for 2nd,but Disaster is in hot pursuit in 3rd!
Neil gives it "the gun" and passes Chewy on the outside!Meanwhile Kelly snuck around on the inside and is 2nd place!Chewey,Disaster and WTIC are lined up across the lanes in a tie for 3rd Place
On the back stretch Neil is in 1st,WTIC has used the inside lane to be tied with Kelly for 2nd place,Disaster and Chewey are still battling over 3rd!
LAP THREE
Things are getting hairy at the top of Lap 3!Neil tries to force WTIC into the wall,but WTIC recovers without any real damage!Kelly is playing road hog and won't let Chewey or Disaster by!
At the far turn,Neil goes to ram WTIC and put him in the wall but WTIC floors it and takes the lead Neil clips Kelly as he spins into the wall!Kelly also spins and Disaster and Chewey have to brake to avoid an accident!They all recover but they are all about 30 seconds behind WTIC now!
LAP FOUR
WTIC is in the lead Neil finally gets close enough to challenge!Neil whips out a slingshot and starts launching spit wads at WTIC to throw him off his game!Kelly is 2nd she whips an apple at Neil!He spin into the infield!Disaster quickly moves into 3rd with Chewey close behind!Neil does a donut then floors it to get back into contention!
At the far turn WTIC still a couple of lengths in the lead!Kelly whips an apple at Disaster he spins into the wall and takes Chewey with him!Neil floors it and secures 3rd place!
On the back stretch WTIC still has the lead!Neil takes the inside lane and slides by Kelly!Disaster and Chwey pull up next to Kelly and sandwich her between their cars!I believe Richie Cunningham called that move The Malachi Crunch!This ain't bumper cars guys!
LAP FIVE
Neil shoots into the lead on the straightway!WTIC is a close 2nd!Disaster makes a move!He's battling for 2nd!Chewey's in 3rd and Kelly who suffered some damage in that "Crunch" is in last!
At the far turn Neil holds the lead!WTIC throws water balloons to slow down Disaster!He swerves to avoid the water ballons and Chewey gets a faceful!Disaster moves into 2nd!
In the back stretch It's a 3 way tie for 1st!Kelly who doesn't care slams full force into Chewey!He spinsout and ends up in the infield!Kelly floors it trying to get some revenge on Disaster!At the last second Kelly rear ends Disaster!The collision throws The Mini Ford Pantera over the Finish line just inches ahead of Neil and WTIC!After crossing the finish line all four cars spin out of control!The fire dept. is here to make sure all drivers leave the track safely!
Announcer Hollywood Styles:In 1st place by a nose and winner of the Mini Indy Race...Disaster!Second place goes to both Neil and WTIC who came in neck and neck!3rd place goes to Kelly and...where's Chewey?Gees an angry Chewey is doing donuts in the infield!Look at that boy slide...
BOWLING FROM THE BOWL-A-DROME
Game 1
Charlene - 170
Chandra - 150
Futura - 150
Hilary - 170
M-K - 140
Game 2
Charlene - 190
Chandra - 170
Futura - 160
Hilary - 160
M-K - 220
Game 3
Charlene - 140
Chandra - 150
Futura - 150
Hilary - 150
M-K - 160
1st Place-M-K 520 overall score
2nd Place-Charlene 500 overall score
3rd Place-Hilary 480 overall score
Chandra 470 overall score
Futura 460 overall score
GRAPPLING
Mila Kunis vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the red corner...
Mila Kunis!
And in the blue corner...
Sarah Michelle Gellar!
The Referee for the match is Rick Santos.
The Timekeeper is Rita Albina!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: Here we go...
Sarah Michelle Gellar gets Mila Kunis in a backbreaker.
Sarah Michelle Gellar trys to make Mila Kunis submit.
Mila Kunis breaks the hold.
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes a crucifix on Mila Kunis.
Sarah Michelle Gellar rolls Mila Kunis up.
Mila Kunis shrugs Sarah Michelle Gellar off!
Sarah Michelle Gellar takes Mila Kunis down with a hiptoss.
Sarah Michelle Gellar confuses Mila Kunis with some quick chain wrestling.
Then gets Mila Kunis in an abdominal stretch!
Mila Kunis goes for a bodyblock.
Sarah Michelle Gellar dodges Mila Kunis lands with a bump...
Sarah Michelle Gellar armdrag takedown.
Sarah Michelle Gellar takes Mila Kunis down with a Jiu Jitsu throw!
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes a quarter nelson.
Sarah Michelle Gellar trys to turn Mila Kunis over.
Mila Kunis with a hip throw on Sarah Michelle Gellar!
Sarah Michelle Gellar scoots away quickly!
Mila Kunis gets Sarah Michelle Gellar in a bodyscissors.
Mila Kunis takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down using a waistlock.
Mila Kunis covers Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Kickout!
Mila Kunis takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down with a judo throw.
Mila Kunis covers Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Sarah Michelle Gellar kicks out at one!
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes a crucifix on Mila Kunis.
Sarah Michelle Gellar rolls Mila Kunis up.
Mila Kunis shrugs Sarah Michelle Gellar off!
Sarah Michelle Gellar takes Mila Kunis down with a hiptoss.
Sarah Michelle Gellar armdrag takedown.
Sarah Michelle Gellar executes a Salto Suplex.
Sarah Michelle Gellar rolls Mila Kunis up.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Lohan vs. Duff
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the red corner...
Lohan!
And in the blue corner...
Duff!
The Referee for the match is Rick Santos.
The Timekeeper is Rita Albina!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: Here we go...
Lohan gets Duff in an armlock.
Lohan uses a reverse chinlock on Duff.
Lohan catches Duff with a single leg pickup.
Lohan rides Duff!
Duff armdrag takedown.
Lohan gets Duff in a top wristlock.
Duff suplexes Lohan.
Duff trys to hook Lohan's arm.
Lohan tosses Duff to the mat.
Lohan puts Duff in a backbreaker.
Duff bear hugs Lohan then drops to the mat.
Lohan puts Duff in a surfboard submission.
Lohan takes Duff down with a legsweep.
Lohan covers Duff.
Kickout!
Lohan puts Duff in a backbreaker.
Duff gets Lohan with a salto suplex.
Lohan gets Duff in a clawhold.
Lohan goes for a submission!
Duff breaks the hold.
Lohan gets Duff in a full nelson.
Lohan waistlocks Duff and takes Duff down!
Lohan gets Duff in a top wristlock.
Lohan covers Duff.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Duff kicks out at one!
Lohan gets Duff in a full nelson.
Lohan executes a double underhook suplex.
Duff catches Lohan with a backslide.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Duff is the winner!
Rick Santos raises Duff's hand!
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Jolie vs. Aniston
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the red corner...
Jolie!
And in the blue corner...
Aniston!
The Referee for the match is Rick Santos.
The Timekeeper is Rita Albina!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: Here we go...
Aniston gutwrench suplex.
Aniston takes Jolie down again with Japanese armdrag.
Jolie nails Aniston with a belly to belly suplex.
Aniston takes Jolie down with a hiptoss.
Jolie clamps an armscissors on Aniston.
Aniston escapes and puts Jolie in a front chancery.
Aniston uses a Jiu Jitsu move.
Then gets Jolie in a reverse chancery!
Aniston turns Jolie over...
Aniston gutwrench suplex.
Aniston takes Jolie down again with Japanese armdrag.
Jolie takes Aniston down with a Russian legsweep.
Aniston goes for an armlock submission.
Aniston puts a side headlock on Jolie!
Aniston catches Jolie with an armhook takedown.
Jolie goes down hard!
Aniston rolls Jolie up.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Aniston
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Announcer Hollywood Styles:That's it for this edition of All Sports All The Time!Be sure to tune in next week for more ASATT Sports Action!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 10, 2009 20:48:07 GMT -5
Dang that WTIC he's gonna be facing three guys inside a steel cage now.  |
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Post by Dr B on Jun 10, 2009 20:59:32 GMT -5
Neil-
Blame Kelly,she put Disaster in 1st Place by Rear Ending him.You need to load up more dirty tricks next time!hahaha!I thought Neil's spit wads would've made WTIC crash and burn.Apparently he's pretty good at driving Go-Carts!
You guys got your wish...Jolie vs Aniston in Grappling.Aniston did really good!
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Jun 10, 2009 23:38:39 GMT -5
Nice race, but I beat Neily by a nose, for sure!
3 guys in a cage, Neily? I ain't scared at all!  
Jolie VS Aniston, all right!
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Post by Dr B on Jun 11, 2009 0:35:44 GMT -5
WTIC-
I'll have to check the photo finish picture!
Not afraid of 3 Men in a Cage?What if it's Divine,Rupaul and Rodman in a wedding dress!
Jolie vs Aniston was a great matchup!
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Jun 11, 2009 16:31:00 GMT -5
Not afraid of 3 Men in a Cage?What if it's Divine,Rupaul and Rodman in a wedding dress! |
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jun 12, 2009 1:11:57 GMT -5
I swear, you won't see Tom having his wrestlers BOWL anywhere! Let alone promoters in a funny race. Complete lunacy. That is what sets you apart from everyone else, Dr B. Amazing creativity.
Kelly Monro
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Post by Dr B on Jun 12, 2009 4:30:21 GMT -5
That's what this thread is all about.Disaster requested a Mario Kart sort of thing.Since I've never played that I had to improvise.I almost made like that one old NES game where you race people and shoot at them.I thought it be funnier with spitballs,apples,water balloons and debris.
Tom could set up a COTG Bowling set,but I think it's more fun to read about The Ladies bowling here.Who would've thought Mary-Kate would be such a good bowler???
I think that this is what seperates Kelly's Board from anyone else's.We write free-er and there are no boundaries!Who else would feature a Beauty Contest,a video game challenge,drag racing,sumo,grappling,golfing,bowling,MMA,Full Contact Karate and mini indy racing?
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Jun 12, 2009 16:10:47 GMT -5
A miniture golf game next, right?
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Post by Dr B on Jun 12, 2009 16:31:37 GMT -5
Mini Golf huh?I have to think up some cool hole gimmicks.
Dr B
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jun 13, 2009 0:41:12 GMT -5
Great idea. Putt-putt!
Maybe a fishing derby?
Just tossing things out there.
Kelly Monro
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 13, 2009 5:17:14 GMT -5
How about a horse shoe tourney ?
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Post by Dr B on Jun 13, 2009 13:09:25 GMT -5
How do you score horseshoes?I know there's ringers and leaners...
Dr B
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)!?!? That would be fun to spin out WTIC!!!! 
