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Post by Dr B on Feb 2, 2010 19:30:17 GMT -5
Concussion?With that hard head?hahaha!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 4, 2010 18:59:41 GMT -5
UEW Ultimatum
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Hardcore Ferguson vs. The Jackal
Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner...
The master of the DDT on a brick
And the Leglock around post...Hardcore Ferguson!
And in the blue corner...
Known for the best Canine Gnaw in Wrestling...
And the unstoppable Egyptian Lock... The Jackal!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go...
They're taking it to the ringside area!
Hardcore Ferguson throws The Jackal into the announcer's table.
Hardcore Ferguson tosses The Jackal back into the ring.
The Jackal puts Hardcore Ferguson in a crossface chickenwing.
The Jackal trys to make Hardcore Ferguson submit.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Hardcore Ferguson.
Hardcore Ferguson won't give up
Hardcore Ferguson is not gonna tap out!
Hardcore Ferguson whips The Jackal into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks The Jackal.
The Jackal breaks the hold.
The Jackal pushes a fan down and grabs her chair!
The Jackal hits Hardcore Ferguson with the steel chair.
Hardcore Ferguson is dazed!
The Jackal throws Hardcore Ferguson out of the ring!
The Jackal throws the timekeeper's clipboard at Hardcore Ferguson!
Hardcore Ferguson catches it right in the face!
The Jackal throws Hardcore Ferguson back into the ring.
Hardcore Ferguson whips The Jackal into the ropes... short lariat.
That short lariat just mowed The Jackal right down!
The Jackal punches Hardcore Ferguson!
Hardcore Ferguson goes to the outside to slow the match down.
The Jackal nails Hardcore Ferguson with a suicide dive!
The Jackal throws Hardcore Ferguson back into the ring.
The Jackal whips Hardcore Ferguson into the ropes...
The Jackal stops Hardcore Ferguson with a big right hand.
The Jackal whips Hardcore Ferguson into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Hardcore Ferguson.
Referee Joanie Lee holds Hardcore Ferguson's arm up.
It falls limply...
Hardcore Ferguson's arm falls again.
Hardcore Ferguson is out cold!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... The Jackal!
Referee Joanie Lee raises The Jackal's hand!
Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 27 minutes 22 seconds.
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Z-101 vs. Team Ned's
In a 6 Wrestler Texas Tornado NO TAG team match!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the red corner...
They're the masters of the Plasma Blast
And the Z-Lock...Zoey Brooks,Quinn Penski & Nicole!
Z-101!
And in the blue corner...
Their Spinning Powerslam is the best in Wrestling...
And their Sharpshooter is unstoppable... Moze,Lisa Zima & Evelyn Kwon!
Team Ned's!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Shaylene Tanner: Here we go...
Lisa Zima brainbuster on a steel chair.
Zoey Brooks is weak & wobbly!
Moze puts Zoey Brooks in a crossface chickenwing.
Moze DDT on a steel chair.
Lawler: Zoey Brooks is cockeyed!
Evelyn Kwon nails Nicole with a reverse neckbreaker.
Moze whips Zoey Brooks into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Zoey Brooks.
Zoey Brooks breaks the hold.
Moze takes Quinn Penski down with a hiptoss.
Zoey Brooks throws Moze into the announcer's table.
Z-101 tosses Moze back into the ring.
Moze puts Zoey Brooks in a crossface chickenwing.
Moze gets Zoey Brooks in a camel clutch.
Nicole hits Evelyn Kwon with a flying elbow.
Nicole with a kick in the face.
Moze suplexes Quinn Penski through a table.
Lawler: Ooh that's gotta hurt!
Moze throws Quinn Penski back into the ring.
Zoey Brooks slams Moze onto the canvas.
Quinn Penski chokes Moze on the top ring rope.
Zoey Brooks slams Lisa Zima through a table!
Zoey Brooks tosses Lisa Zima back into the ring.
Zoey Brooks with a jawbreaker drop.
Zoey Brooks covers Moze.
Kickout! Moze still has a lot of fight!
Moze puts Zoey Brooks in a Sharpshooter!
Moze trys to make Zoey Brooks submit.
Zoey Brooks breaks the hold.
Evelyn Kwon hits Nicole with a steel chair.
Nicole has been busted wide open!
Evelyn Kwon rolls Nicole up.
Nicole shrugs Evelyn Kwon off!
Evelyn Kwon hits Nicole with the steel chair again and again!
Evelyn Kwon rolls Nicole up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Evelyn Kwon!
Team Ned's gets the win in 5 minutes 15 seconds.
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UEWPro - UEW vs AWE Elimination Match!
The Contestants are...Marky Boy,Dragonfire,Khai II,Masked Manchurian,Big Brother Jared,
Trout Boy,Dr Deathlock,Mr Flame,Bad Bruiser & Highflyer Chris!
Referee Danny Pine calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Cornette: All 10 Contestants start out brawling!
Lawler: Looks like we got a quick rollup!
Bad Bruiser has just been pinned and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler:Lookout...BIG COLLISION!
Cornette:There's a cover!
Masked Manchurian was pinned and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Cornette:Lookout!!!Oh no!!!
Lawler:What a devestating move!
Big Brother Jared has been hurt and cannot continue! Big Brother Jared is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler: Highflyer Chris is trying to fight off 3 wrestlers!
Cornette:Nah King,the odds are not in Highflyer Chris's favor!
Highflyer Chris fought well but is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Cornette:Holy Moley!They've got Marky Boy up!
Lawler:I don't believe it Jim,a Double Powerbomb!!!
Marky Boy is thrown out of the ring and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler: Trout Boy goes down hard!
Cornette:Everyone jumps on top of Trout Boy!
Trout Boy is the victim of the dogpile and is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Cornette: Dr Deathlock is fist and fire King!
Lawler:Oh no!A kick in the gut knocks Dr Deathlock down!There's a cover!
Referee Danny Pine counts: 1...2...3!!!
Dr Deathlock made a great comeback but,is eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler:Just three wrestlers left Jim!
Cornette:They're going after Dragonfire!Ooh,that's gotta hurt!
Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2... NO!
Lawler:Big Double Lariat! Dragonfire is down again!
Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2...3!!!
Cornette: Dragonfire got double teamed and has just been eliminated!
*****UEW*****
Lawler:Only two wrestlers left!The fight is on!
Cornette: Mr Flame got hit hard!Rollup 1...2... NO!
Lawler:Look Jim, Mr Flame got caught in a submission hold!
Cornette: Mr Flame breaks the hold but takes a forearm smash!Rollup!
Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2...3!!!
Lawler: Mr Flame tryed to fight it but,got eliminated!
****UEW****
Khai II wins The UEW Elimination Match!
Khai II gets the win in 11 minutes & 30 seconds.
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Real Deal Natale vs Goldustin-Non-Title Matchup
Ring Announcer:In the Red Corner...
The UEW Unified World Champion...
Real Deal Natale!
And in the Blue Corner...
Goldustin!
The Referee for this match is Wally Tatsumi!
The Timekeeper is Ms Pam Mendez!
Referee Wally Tatsumi calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer David Crockett:Here we go!
Real Deal Natale catches Goldustin with a Hurrakinrana!
Real Deal Natale goes for the pin!
Wally Tatsumi Counts:ONE!TWO!Goldustin kicks out at two!
Real Deal Natale gets Goldustin in a headlock!
Goldustin catches Real Deal Natale with a Hurrakinrana!
Goldustin goes for the pin!
Wally Tatsumi Counts:ONE!Kickout at one!
Real Deal Natale Chokeslams Goldustin!
Real Deal Natale goes for the pin!
Wally Tatsumi Counts:ONE!Kickout at one!
Goldustin clotheslines Real Deal Natale!
Goldustin Chokeslams Real Deal Natale!
Goldustin goes for the pin!
Wally Tatsumi Counts:ONE!TWO!THREE!
Wally Tatsumi calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Goldustin wins by Pinfall!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 5, 2010 18:30:08 GMT -5
Great that Jackal won!
Go, Team Ned (Beatty)!
Khai 2 wins! Yay! (BTW, I thought that read "Marky Mark", not "Marky Boy", LOL!
Goldustin won? Is that an upset or what?
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Post by Dr B on Feb 6, 2010 1:16:23 GMT -5
WTIC-
Jackal gets a USA Title Match because he beat Fergie!
That Evelyn Kwon is one hopped up Korean!What a win!
Yes Khai II finally wins a big one!He beat the guy that set Cornette on fire some years ago.
Yeah well,Goldustin gets a UEW Unified World Title shot because he beat Real Deal.Can he do it twice?
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 8, 2010 15:46:42 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Mayhem!
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PRE SHOW MEETINGIN TNE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM
Tank:No boy-o,I'm not wanting to take te glory away from me friend Real Deal!
This is the 10th Time Real Deal has held The UEW Unified World Championship!
He's a great Champion,boy-o!
Dr B:But Tank,I need a BIG match to sell the program!We've been out of the
Number One spot for almost a month!You are THE 21 Time Champion!
Tank:But,I am retired boy-o,remember?Tank has nothing left to prove.I will
find you a suitable wrestler to be in the Main Event tonight,trust me.
Dr B:Trust you?Oh alright and stop calling me boy-o!
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The Jackal vs King Dark
The Jackal shows off some great chain wrestling moves!
King Dark hits a Spear!There's a cover! 1...2...Kickout!
The Jackal levels King Dark with a lariat!
The Jackal takes King Dark down with a Single Leg Pickup!
King Dark with an Inside Cradle!
The Referee counts 1...2...3!!!
King Dark defeats The Jackal by pinfall!
Anna Rexia vs Erin Paris
Anna Rexia with a JackHammer!1...2...Shoulder Up!
Erin Paris hits Anna Rexia with Brainbuster!
Anna Rexia with a Hair Veal!Erin Paris didn't see it coming!
The Referee counts 1...2...3!!!
Anna Rexia hammered Erin Paris with a Hair Veal & gets the win!
Gibby vs Tony Suber
Tony Suber rocks Gibby with a fist to the face!
Gibby slams Tony Suber's head into the turnbuckle!Rollup!Kickout!
Tony Suber drops Gibby with a Bionic Elbow!
Tony Suber is up in the air...Brainkick!
Gibby just got nailed with Tony Suber's,Big Slam!
Gibby is clearly shaken...another Big Slam!
The Referee counts 1...2...3!!!
Tony Suber destroys Gibby with 2 Big Slams & wins the match!
Monstah & Vristi vs Pajama Party
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
Jessica Monstah and Prema Vristi...Monstah & Vristi!
And in the Blue Corner...
PJ Vanessa and PJ Kathy...Pajama Party!
DING DING DING
PJ Vanessa with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip!
Prema Vristi misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost!
PJ Vanessa with a T-Bone Suplex & a cover!
1...
No only a one count!
Prema Vristi is up in the air...Brainkick!
PJ Kathy has Prema Vristi up...Vertical Suplex!
Prema Vristi goes down hard!
Prema Vristi,Reverse Neckbreaker on PJ Vanessa.
PJ Kathy executes a gutwrench suplex on Prema Vristi.
Jessica Monstah climbs to the top,but... PJ Kathy gets up and shakes the ropes!
Jessica Monstah topples into the ring!
PJ Vanessa gets flattened with a Powerslam!
Jessica Monstah rolls PJ Vanessa up...
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Monstah & Vristi gets the win over Pajama Party!
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Cornette:It was King Dark giving The Jackal his 1st loss in a long time!Anna Rexia
pinnined newcomer Erin Paris,Gibby lost to Tony Suber and Monstah & Vristi beat
The Pajama Party!
Lawler:The W-UEW Tag Champions C&C Connection are here to defend their Titles
against Slam Danzer & Mosher Girl!Two ultra-tough teams only one team can leave
with the GOLD!
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C&C Connection vs S&M
For the W-UEW Tag Team Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner,the W-UEW Tag Team Champions...
Carissa and Chandra...C&C Connection!
And in the Blue Corner...
Slam Danzer and Mosher Girl...S&M!
DING DING DING
Carissa shows off some great chain wrestling moves!
Chandra misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost!
Carissa uses the old Flip,Flop & Fly!
Slam Danzer flies...Hurrakinrana!
Mosher Girl gets Chandra with a drop toehold.
Chandra with a flying lariat.
Chandra nails Mosher Girl with a Flying Axehandle!
Mosher Girl catches Carissa with a Flying Forearm!
Chandra with a Crescent Kick!Slam Danzer didn't see it coming!
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
C&C Connection get a win over S&M with a Soccer Kick!
Here is YOUR W-UEW Tag Team Champions...C&C Connection!
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Lawler:What a match!Chandra uses her old relieable Crescent Kick to knock
Slam Danzer down and get the pin!C&C Connection retain The W-UEW Tag Team
Titles!
Cornette:Oh Man,talk about violence King this is it!Hardcore Ferguson defends The
USA Title against Amazon Wrestling Entertainment's Dr Deathlock!This guy wreaked
havoc the last time he and his buddies Mr Flame and Bad Bruiser were here!
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Hardcore Ferguson vs. Dr Deathlock
For The USA Championship!
Announcer : In the red corner...
The current USA Champion...Hardcore Ferguson!
And in the blue corner...
The Challenger... Dr Deathlock!
The Referee for the match is .
Referee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer : Here we go...
Hardcore Ferguson elevates Dr Deathlock...BODYSLAM!
Dr Deathlock sets up a table in the corner,but Hardcore Ferguson grabs Dr Deathlock...
Hardcore Ferguson whips Dr Deathlock into the ropes... powerslam through the table!
The fight goes to the outside...
Dr Deathlock drives Hardcore Ferguson's head into the steel steps.
Hardcore Ferguson staggers,swinging wildly!
Dr Deathlock lays out Hardcore Ferguson with a crowbar!
Dr Deathlock slugs Hardcore Ferguson!
Hardcore Ferguson starts walking to the back!
Dr Deathlock nails Hardcore Ferguson with a suicide dive!
Hardcore Ferguson is up 1st...KNEEDROP!
Hardcore Ferguson sets up again but Dr Deathlock rolls out of the way!
Dr Deathlock reaches for a baseball bat and swings...THUD!!!
Dr Deathlock throws Hardcore Ferguson back into the ring.
They're fight over a Trashcan Lid...
Hardcore Ferguson smashes Dr Deathlock with the Trashcan Lid!
Hardcore Ferguson veals Dr Deathlock out of the corner.
Hardcore Ferguson slams Dr Deathlock down hard onto the mat.
Hardcore Ferguson puts the boots to Dr Deathlock!
A backdrop sends Hardcore Ferguson flying over the top & onto the floor!
Dr Deathlock whips Hardcore Ferguson into the guardrail.
Dr Deathlock nails Hardcore Ferguson with an elbowdrop!
Dr Deathlock climbs back into the ring.
Dr Deathlock connects with a Crescent Kick.
Dr Deathlock sets a Trashcan in the middle of the ring...
Dr Deathlock whips Hardcore Ferguson into the ropes... powerslam onto the Trashcan!
BLOODY FACES and TWISTED STEEL!!!
The wrestlers go into the crowd...
They're stealing food from the fans!!!
Hardcore Ferguson mashes pizza in Dr Deathlock's face!
Dr Deathlock throws at beer at Hardcore Ferguson!
Hardcore Ferguson eats some popcorn then throws the box at Dr Deathlock!
Hardcore Ferguson tosses Dr Deathlock back into the ring.
Hardcore Ferguson hits Dr Deathlock with a barbwire bat!
Hardcore Ferguson covers Dr Deathlock.
Referee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Dr Deathlock gets a shoulder up just in time!
Hardcore Ferguson gets Dr Deathlock in a cobra clutch.
Hardcore Ferguson goes for a submission!
Referee checks Dr Deathlock.
Dr Deathlock fights the pain!
Dr Deathlock holds on...
Dr Deathlock submits!
Referee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Hardcore Ferguson wins the match!
Referee raises Hardcore Ferguson's hand!
Hardcore Ferguson is The USA Champion!
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Cornette:How about that Hardcore Ferguson!In the most violent match of the night,
old Fergie uses a legit wrestling hold to win the match!Hardcore Ferguson is your
USA Champion!
Lawler:This next match is a Non Title "Dream Match"!Two of THE Greatest Women
in the business will clash here not for GOLD but for Glory and bragging rights!!!
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Sam Puckett vs. Nani B
Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner...
The master of the Sam Slam
And the STF...Sam Puckett!
And in the blue corner...
Known for the best Reverse Heelkick in Wrestling...
And the unstoppable Cobra Twist... Nani B!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go...
Sam Puckett nails Nani B with a closed fist!
Nani B scoots out of the ring to slow the match down.
Sam Puckett nails Nani B from behind!
Sam Puckett drags Nani B back and throws Nani B back into the ring!
Sam Puckett suplexes Nani B over the top rope!
Sam Puckett whips Nani B into the guardrail.
Sam Puckett tosses Nani B back into the ring.
Sam Puckett covers Nani B.
Kickout! Nani B still has a lot of fight!
Sam Puckett gets Nani B in a figure four leglock.
Sam Puckett goes for a submission!
Nani B breaks the hold.
Sam Puckett whips Nani B into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Nani B.
Nani B breaks the hold.
Sam Puckett nails Nani B with a closed fist!
Nani B scoots out of the ring to slow the match down.
Sam Puckett nails Nani B from behind!
Sam Puckett drags Nani B back and throws Nani B back into the ring!
Sam Puckett gets Nani B in a STF!
Sam Puckett goes for a submission!
Referee Joanie Lee checks Nani B.
Nani B won't give up.
Nani B refuses to quit!
Nani B whips Sam Puckett into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Sam Puckett.
Sam Puckett breaks the hold.
Nani B takes Sam Puckett down with a hiptoss.
They're taking it to the ringside area!
Sam Puckett throws Nani B into the announcer's table.
Sam Puckett tosses Nani B back into the ring.
Nani B gets Sam Puckett in a STF.
Lawler: Ow normal people don't bend that way!
Nani B nails Sam Puckett with a shoulderblock.
Nani B... short powerbomb.
Nani B laughs then stomps Sam Puckett.
Nani B whips Sam Puckett into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Sam Puckett.
Referee Joanie Lee holds Sam Puckett's arm up.
It falls limply...
Sam Puckett's arm falls again.
Sam Puckett is out cold!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Nani B!
Referee Joanie Lee raises Nani B's hand!
Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 40 minutes 55 seconds.
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Lawler:I don't believe this!Nani B was just playing with her!Nani B took everything
Sam could dish out,then nshe turned around and won it with a sleeper!Nani B is tough!
She escaped Sam's STF!Nani B should be the Women's Elite Champion!Hey she's helping
Sam get up!The fans are going wild!Nani B shakes Sam's hand!The fansare chanting,"Nani,Nani,Nani!"
(The camera goes to a shot of Dr and Tank in the lockeroom...)
Dr B:So who's gonna be in the Main Event?
Tank:Oh you'll find out soon enough boy-o!I went to Jr Vice President DeAnna and
had the match signed.This will be the greatest Championship match you've ever
presented!
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Real Deal Natale vs. Goldustin vs. Maniac Mike vs. Hollywood Hulkster
In a 4 Corners Match for The UEW Unified World Championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here are the contestants...
Real Deal Natale,Goldustin,Maniac Mike & Hollywood Hulkster!
The Referee for the match is Rick Santos.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Goldustin grabs a trashcan from the aisle!
Goldustin hits Real Deal Natale with the trashcan.
Lawler: Just like trash day in my neighborhood!
Hollywood Hulkster takes Real Deal Natale down with a Japanese arm drag.
Real Deal Natale flattens Goldustin with a flying bodypress.
Real Deal Natale puts Goldustin in a Dragon Sleeper.
Referee Rick Santos checks Goldustin.
Referee Rick Santos holds Goldustin's arm up.
It falls limply...
Goldustin could be out...
Maniac Mike nails Goldustin with a closed fist!
Goldustin scoots out of the ring to slow the match down.
Maniac Mike nails Goldustin from behind!
Maniac Mike drags Goldustin back into the ring!
Hollywood Hulkster whips Maniac Mike into the ropes... DDT.
Hollywood Hulkster whips Real Deal Natale into the ropes... powerslam.
Real Deal Natale executes a monkeyflip.
Goldustin grabs The Timekeeper's Bell!
Goldustin throws the bell at Real Deal Natale!
CLANG! Real Deal Natale may be hurt.
Goldustin throws Real Deal Natale back into the ring.
Goldustin takes Real Deal Natale down with a kick in the gut.
Maniac Mike whips Goldustin into the ropes... powerslam.
Maniac Mike covers Goldustin.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Goldustin kicks out at one!
Goldustin whips Real Deal Natale into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Rick Santos checks Real Deal Natale.
Referee Rick Santos holds Real Deal Natale's arm up.
It falls limply...
Real Deal Natale could be out...
Real Deal Natale throws Goldustin out of the ring!
Real Deal Natale slams Goldustin's head into the announcer's table.
Goldustin suplexes Real Deal Natale onto the floor!
Goldustin whips Real Deal Natale into the guardrail.
Goldustin nails Real Deal Natale with a elbowdrop!
Goldustin throws Real Deal Natale back into the ring.
Hollywood Hulkster goes for a win with a Hollywood Legdrop on Real Deal Natale!
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Goldustin pulls Hollywood Hulkster off!
Goldustin punches Real Deal Natale!
Real Deal Natale goes to the outside to slow the match down.
Goldustin nails Real Deal Natale with a suicide dive!
Goldustin throws Real Deal Natale back into the ring.
Real Deal Natale whips Goldustin into the ropes... reverse elbowsmash.
Real Deal Natale covers Goldustin.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Goldustin kicks out at one!
Maniac Mike veals Goldustin out of the corner.
Maniac Mike slams Goldustin onto the mat.
Goldustin dropkicks Maniac Mike out of the ring!
Goldustin suplexes Maniac Mike through a table.
Lawler: Ooh that's gotta hurt!
Goldustin throws him back into the ring.
Maniac Mike goes under the ring and grabs a 2 by 4!
Maniac Mike hammers Hollywood Hulkster with a 2 by 4!
Hollywood Hulkster has been lacerated!
Real Deal Natale wants to end it with a Powerbomb.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Goldustin kicks out at one!
Maniac Mike smashes Hollywood Hulkster with trashcan lid.
Lawler: Gees I'll bet that smarts!
Hollywood Hulkster grabs a chair from ringside.
Hollywood Hulkster hits Maniac Mike with the steel chair.
Maniac Mike has been busted wide open!
Goldustin grabs The Timekeeper's Bell!
Goldustin throws the bell at Real Deal Natale!
CLANG! Real Deal Natale may be hurt.
Goldustin throws Real Deal Natale back into the ring.
Real Deal Natale slams Goldustin on the canvas.
Real Deal Natale swings at Hollywood Hulkster.
Hollywood Hulkster blocks then kicks Real Deal Natale.
Real Deal Natale executes a monkeyflip.
Real Deal Natale throws Goldustin out of the ring!
Real Deal Natale slams Goldustin's head into the announcer's table.
Goldustin suplexes Real Deal Natale onto the floor!
Goldustin whips Real Deal Natale into the guardrail.
Goldustin nails Real Deal Natale with a elbowdrop!
Goldustin throws Real Deal Natale back into the ring.
Real Deal Natale wants to end it with a Powerbomb.
Goldustin rakes Real Deal Natale's face.
Referee Rick Santos warns Goldustin.
Goldustin rolls Real Deal Natale up.
Goldustin puts his feet on the bottom rope for extra leverage!
Referee Rick Santos doesn't see what Goldustin is doing!
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Goldustin
Goldustin is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Dr B:TANK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!Goldustin is our New Champion?What are
you doing to me?
Tank:Heh,heh!A win is a win boy-o!That Gold One is your UEW Unified World Champion!
No mistaking it boy-o he held Real Deal down for a 3 count.He may have cheated but he's
got the GOLD boy-o!
Dr B:Okay wiseguy,you are wrestling on next week's show!I'll get even you'll see...
Tank:Aw what're you going to do,make me fight Brooke Sheilds?I'd be loving that!
(Dr B storms off.Screen goes black credits roll...)
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Post by WTIC on Feb 8, 2010 17:57:29 GMT -5
Is that 3 upsets in a row to start the card?
Poor Pajama Party lost! 
Great win for C&C!
Good win for Ferguson!
Nani B continues her winning ways!
Goldustin with a massive win!
Hey, your show came in first, hehehehee! 
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Post by Dr B on Feb 9, 2010 0:32:43 GMT -5
WTIC-
Yeah Jackal getting beat was a surprise.Gibby getting pinned by that schulb Tony Suber...upset!
I wanted Erin Paris to win but I'll give the win to Anna Rexia.Monstah & Vristi beating Pajama
Party,yeah that's an upset.Monstah & Vristi are the new kids on the block and they are coming
on strong!
C&C Connection are doing well this week.They won in Barnestormer's HWA and they retained
their W-UEW Tag Titles against a tough team in S&M!
Fergie and Dr Deathlock was a great match!Talk about your hardcore!Them two are EXTREME!
Nani B was "toying" with Sam!Nani B proved to be THE BEST in this or any other women's division!
That darned Goldustin won The UEW Title!ARGH!Could've been worse it could've been Cody Rhodes!
Or Dibiase Jr!I'll get that Tank if it's the last thing I do!
If it didn't come in 1st it should have!That was a GREAT show.The surprise 4 way match at the end
just thrust it over the top I think.All the matches were solid.Prelim wrestlers are jockeying for positions.
Champions are holding on against the best competition!Tank tricked Dr B!It's like 1999 all over again!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 14, 2010 15:26:11 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
The Main Event is worth the admission fee by itself!
***Interview Segment***
Strong Machine kicked Goldustin's door down
and threatened him in Japanese!
***COMMERCIAL***
GO HOGG WILD AT HARLENE'S HARLEYS!
***Erin Paris vs Chinese Amber***
Chinese Amber wins by pinfall
***The Black Cheezer vs Jenna Tahlia***
The Black Cheezer wins by submission
***Monstah & Vristi vs The Beckys***
The Beckys gets the win by submission
***Tank vs Khali in a Deathmatch***
Tank leaves Khali bloody & battered,he crawls back to the lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
***Axekick Alissa vs Nattie Neidhart in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
It was a brawl,Axekick Alissa bashes Nattie Neidhart's face
with a Left/Right Combination to get the KO
***C&C Connection vs P-Girls for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
P-Girls get the win by submission,they are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions
***Hardcore Ferguson vs Mankind in a Hardcore Match***
Hardcore Ferguson blocked a Socko Claw by Mankind and brutalized him before going for the pin
***Goldustin vs Strong Machine***
For the UEW Unified World Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The current UEW Unified World Champion...
From Hollywood...Goldustin!
And in the Blue Corner...
The challenger...
Wrestling out of Japan...Strong Machine!
DING DING DING
Goldustin and Strong Machine start out in a Collar & Elbow Tieup!
A lot of pushing and pulling but,no one gets an advantage.
They push off,but remain toe to toe.
Strong Machine armdrags Goldustin...Legdrop into a side headlock.
Goldustin gets up and pushes Strong Machine off.
Launch off the ropes...Goldustin hits a shoulderblock!
Strong Machine chops Goldustin chops back!
They're trading chops! Strong Machine rakes the eyes!
A hard knife edge chop knocks Goldustin down!
Goldustin comes down on Strong Machine with a kneedrop!
Goldustin sends Strong Machine into the turnbuckles...
Goldustin runs from half way across the ring...
A beautiful reverse elbow Strong Machine slumps in the corner!
Strong Machine,Russian Legsweep on Goldustin.
Goldustin with a Press Slam!
1...
Kickout!
Strong Machine,Superplex!
Goldustin can't get up!
1...
How do you kickout from a move like that?!?!
Strong Machine gets flattened with a Powerslam!
Goldustin rolls Strong Machine up...
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Goldustin gets the win over Strong Machine!
Goldustin retains the UEW Unified World Championship!
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 14, 2010 17:34:00 GMT -5
Nice commercial!
"Chinese Amber"? As opposed to "Japanese Amber"? LOL!
Jenna Tahlia?
Good match for Tank!
Poor Nattie got hurt there for sure!
P-Girls got a big upset!
No Socko this time out!
Strong Machine did not look good there, wow!
And second? Who came in first, AWE? ;D
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Post by Dr B on Feb 14, 2010 22:04:57 GMT -5
WTIC-
Ah yes,Harlene's Harleys in downtown Detroit!Make mine a Fatboy with black saddle bags!
There's Chinese Amber & Blonde Amber.Both awesomely beautiful...BTW it pronounced Chinee Amba.hahaha!
Jenna Tahlia...you're only getting that joke now?The Black Cheezer beat her in her debut match!
Doggoneit!I thought Khali would destroy Tank!He's gonna get it!
Axekick KICKED Nattie's..."axe" hahaha!
P-Girl won ther 1st ever W-UEW Tag Team Championship!They beat C&C!How do you like that!
Fergie wins another impossible to win match!
Goldustin is on a hot streak.I was pulling for Strong Machine...darn that Tank!
Who was in 1st place?I dunno but it wasn't UEW!At least we're not in The Basement!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 22, 2010 1:27:49 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
The Fans here at UEW Arena are fired up for this one!
***Interview Segment***
Abdulla tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Goldustin had a good laugh because Abdulla's plan backfired!
***Shimmering Sheila vs Ravishing Rhonda***
Shimmering Sheila wins by submission
***Cute Monica vs Ashley Wise***
Cute Monica wins by pinfall
***Monstah & Vristi vs The Keatons***
Jessica Monstah pinned Justine,Monstah & Vristi win the match
***Erin Paris vs Becky Logan***
Becky Logan reverses Erin Paris's Leg Lariat and wins with a Somersault Splash
***Tank vs George Foreman in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
George Foreman blocks Tank's uppercut,then drops him with a hard Left Hand
***The Bolos vs The Mongols for the UEW Tag Team Title***
Bolo 1 blocks Bolo the Mongol's Mongolian Chop,and got a submission win The Bolos are the UEW Tag Team Champions
***Hardcore Ferguson vs Al Snow for the UEW Hardcore Title in a 1st Blood Match***
Al Snow wraps a Steel Chair around Hardcore Ferguson's head,causing blood to flow,he is the NEW UEW Hardcore Champion
***Goldustin vs Abdulla for the UEW Unified World Title in a Falls Count Anywhere Match***
Abdulla drinks beer while pinning Goldustin in the Concession Stand
Abdulla is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
Abdulla loses it & beats Goldustin senseless with a Kendo Stick
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Your show slumped to THIRD place this week!TRY HARDER!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 22, 2010 19:32:01 GMT -5
Sheila was more ravishing than Rhonda in that one!
Cute Monica (from Friends? LOL!) was wiser than Ashley there! 
Justine lost cause she's still hung over from her birthday!
Becky looked sharp with that victory!
That was an AWEsome bout, by george!
Bolos are champs, yay!
Abdulla FTW! Is that Abdulla the Butcher?
THIRD?? Well hey! Get with it, you need to grab first place! 
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Post by Dr B on Feb 23, 2010 2:24:38 GMT -5
WTIC-
Sheila locked in that Shimmering Light and Rhonda had no choice but to tap!
Nope she's just a cute kid named Jenny and she was wiser that Ashley Wise.(that's right her name isn't even Monica)
Monmstah & Vristi have beaten all the low and mid card Tag Teams.Now the real test is how well they do against say The C&C or The Hartbreakers or The Bitchslappers.Justine & Tina got clobbered!
Both Becky Logan and Erin Paris are moving up quickly in the ranks.I'm gonna have to give them High Card matches soon!
I told Tank I'd get even!Big George may be old but he can still knock your block off!
Dog Gone it!I wanted The Mongols to get a UEW Tag Title reign!The Bolos beat them quite handily!
No it's Abdulla "The Bul-bul" Amir...no really this wrestling is there another Abdulla besides Abdulla The Butcher?
Yeah I figured that card was at least a 2nd place card!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Mar 1, 2010 14:34:35 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
WTIC tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Abdulla had a good laugh because WTIC's plan backfired!
***COMMERCIAL***
UEW ALLIANCE,FOR THE PEOPLE,BY THE PEOPLE!
***Sarah vs Sophia***
Sarah wins by submission
***Nix Pinkerton vs PJ Vanessa***
PJ Vanessa wins by pinfall
***The Enforcers vs Lunacy***
Psychotic pinned Enforcer Elizabeth,Lunacy win the match
***King Kong Brody vs Killer Kowalski in a Deathmatch***
King Kong Brody slams Killer Kowalski's face into a Concrete Pillar,then goes to the Lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
***Matt Hardy vs Belfast Brawler in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
It was a brawl,Matt Hardy bashes Belfast Brawler's face with a Left/Right Combination to get the KO
***P-Girls vs Monstah & Vristi for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
Prema Vristi got a 3 count on Pickles Pink, Monstah & Vristi are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions
***Al Snow vs Hardbody Holly for the USA Title in a 1st Blood Match***
Hardbody Holly blocked a Trashcan thrown by Al Snow,then pounded him until he bled,Hardbody Holly is the USA Champion
(Commissioner Hardbody Holly reinstates The American National "Soaring Eagle" Title & retires The USA Title)
***Abdulla vs WTIC for the UEW Unified World Title in a Streetfight Match***
Abdulla powerbombs,WTIC off the Top & gets the pin Abdulla is the UEW Unified World Champion
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Your show was Rated NUMBER 1 Wrestling Show in this time slot!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 1, 2010 20:58:24 GMT -5
That chair to the face hurt!
I can't tell the difference between Sarah & Sophia! ;D
Nix got nixed by PJ!
Way to go, Lunacy!
Brody is hardcore!
Hardy with the KO, cool!
New Tag Champs? AWEsome!
Holly with a sweet win!
WTIC only lost because he's trying to think of a way to seduce the Lolas!
Rated # 1 again? All right!
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