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Post by Dr B on Mar 1, 2010 23:08:22 GMT -5
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Sarah's the shorter one...
Nix should've won that easily.
Lunacy beat The WWW Tag Team Champions!They get a Titleshot on Wednesday.
Brody does whatever it takes to get the win
Hardy with a KO,my money was on Finlay!
I told you Monstah & Vristi were gonna be Champions!
HBH destroyed Al Snow and reinstated The American National "Soaring Eagle" Titlebelt!
WTIC was a last minute replacement.JC Leveque was a No Show...powerbomb from the top,no one gets up from that.
Should've got The Lolas to attack Abdulla.
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Mar 8, 2010 3:30:34 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
The Sheik tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Abdulla had a good laugh because The Sheik's plan backfired!
***Ms Mondo Bondo vs Becky Logan***
Ms Mondo Bondo wins by pinfall
***Megan the Gymnast vs Cute Monica***
Megan the Gymnast wins by submission
***The Keatons vs The Stevens***
Justine pinned Ren Stevens,The Keatons win the match
***Bret Hart vs Ricky Steamboat in a Deathmatch***
Ricky Steamboat blasts Bret Hart with a Bat,he barely makes it to the Lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
***Shannen vs Tori in a Tables Match***
Tori powerbombs Shannen off the top & through the Table
***Monstah & Vristi vs X-Mask for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
Prema Vristi rolled up Masked Margaux, Monstah & Vristi are the W-UEW Tag Team Championships
The lockeroom emptied trying to keep X-Mask & Monstah & Vristi from seriously hurting each other
***Hardbody Holly vs The Lithuanian in a Hardcore Match***
Hardbody Holly blocked a Lithuanian Legsweep by The Lithuanian and brutalized her before going for the pin
***Abdulla vs The Sheik for the UEW Unified World Title in a Streetfight Match***
Abdulla gets the pin after a Stab with a Fork and a vicious chairshot,Abdulla is the UEW Unified World Champion
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Your show slumped to THIRD place this week!TRY HARDER!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 8, 2010 18:24:18 GMT -5
"Mondo Bondo"? The rock group The Tubes have a song called "Mondo Bondage" on their first album, LOL!
Who's hotter than a gymnast? 
Go, Mallory!
Hart VS Steamboat? I should let them go at it in AWE!
Tori is TUFF!
M & V rule!
Hardbody got a fine win there!
Abdulla is hardcore!
THIRD??? OMG, that card RULED!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 9, 2010 3:18:47 GMT -5
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Mondo Bondo means Lots of hole patching material on your car!hahaha!She an old character I haven't used for awhile.
Not Cute Monica apparently...
Keatons with a Big Win...Stevens-Tabitha and Ren talk about a TV Dream Team!
Hart and Steamboat was good match!They're not doing much at AWE...
Tori beat Shannen!What a surprise!
M&V with a huge win!X-Mask is a tough team!Hey The Sim has a typo!darn it I better fix that!
I thought that'd be a good Champ vs Champ match!HBH is back and she's collecting some Ws!
Abdulla over The Sheik!I was cheering for The Sheik!Where the heck was The Fireballs???Hahaha!
Yeah 3rd Place,The Ratings Committee must have been watching TNA!hahaha!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Mar 15, 2010 13:01:34 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
The Fans DON'T want to hear what Abdulla has to say.
They CHEER as the camera goes to a shot of Pedro Morales in the ring!
***Ms Mondo Bondo vs Cute Monica***
Ms Mondo Bondo wins by pinfall
***Becky Logan vs Erin Paris***
Becky Logan vs Erin Paris :Both wrestlers were counted out
***The Stevens vs The RichGirl$***
Tabitha Stevens pinned Tall Viking Girl,The Stevens win the match
***Shannen vs Tori in a Deathmatch***
Tori KOs Shannen with a Tire Iron,then hobbles to the Lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
***Shelby Marx vs Enforcer Brooke in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Shelby Marx ducks Enforcer Brooke's punch,then finishes her with a ripping Right to the Jaw
***The Bolos vs The Evil Alliance for the UEW Tag Team Title***
The Bolos nail Khai II with their Bolo Punch, The Bolos are the UEW Tag Team Champions
***Hardbody Holly vs Vicky Paine for the American National Title***
Vicky Paine wins by submission,Vicky Paine is the NEW American National Champion
***Abdulla vs Pedro Morales for the UEW Unified World Title***
Both wrestlers were counted out while fighting at ringside
Pedro Morales goes wild & beats Abdulla with a chair
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 15, 2010 21:37:41 GMT -5
The fans don't want to hear what Abdulla has to say? I didn't even know Abdulla could TALK! LOL! ;D
Cute Monica can't rely on her cuteness to win matches!
Nice double count-out!
Tabitha Stevens? The PORN star? LMAO!
Tori is a real spit-fire!
Brooke not fairing too well there.
Solid win for the Bolos!
Paine dealt out some pain in that win!
Pedro can do better!
Second? Dammit, you can do better also!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 16, 2010 2:30:58 GMT -5
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Abdulla mostly makes weird monkey noises and hollers a lot...that's why the fans don't wanna hear what he has to say.
They can't understand him anyway!hahaha!
Cute Monica can't rely on her cuteness...you got that right!Just cause you're cute doesn't mean you can wrestle!You can ask Lacey Von Erich about that...
Becky Logan and Erin Paris are getting very competitive!Maybe I should make them a tag team!
No ont that Stevens...hahaha!Bewitched's Samantha Stevens' daughter aka Erin Murphy!
Tori kinda sucks as an actress but she's a good fighter!
Brooke takes a loss but,Shelby Marx finally beat someone worth beating!
Those Bolos beat my Evil Alliance!Dang it!
Vicky stopped The Commish in her tracks!So much for an HBH comeback here!
Pedro needs a rematch!Gees we need a champion we can be proud of...
Yep,2nd...well at least we're not in The Basement!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Mar 22, 2010 3:49:13 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
Psycho UD tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Abdulla had a good laugh because Psycho UD's plan backfired!
***COMMERCIAL***
Dina's DELUXE DRUMSTORE...WE GOT THE BEAT!!!
***Skinny Jenny vs Anna Rexia***
Skinny Jenny vs Anna Rexia :Both wrestlers were counted out
***Megan the Gymnast vs "The Fire" Keahi***
Megan the Gymnast wins by pinfall
***The Beckys vs The Emmas***
Emma Stone got a 3 count on Becky2 Sarah,The Emmas win the match
***Strong Machine vs Pigman***
Pigman gets a big win using a devastating Hoof in Mouth
***Shelby Marx vs Lalaine in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Shelby Marx ducks Lalaine's punch,then finishes her with a ripping Right to the Jaw
***Monstah & Vristi vs X-Mask for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
X-Mask get the win by submission,they are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions
***Melanie Puckett vs Erin Paris in a Hardcore Match***
Melanie Puckett,Puckett Powerslam off the top Erin Paris got pinned in a brutal confrontation
***Abdulla vs Psycho UD for the UEW Unified World Title in a Cage ***
Abdulla was taken out on a Stretcher after Psycho UD executed the Stab with a scissors! Psycho UD is the NEW UEW Unified World World Champion
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Your show was Rated NUMBER 1 Wrestling Show in this time slot!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 22, 2010 17:11:05 GMT -5
Jenny and Anna are too skinny to have the match end any other way, LOL!
Yay, Megan!
Emma Stone is SO hot!
Pigman is on a winning streak!
Shelby with a great win!
X-Mask was X-cellent!
Melanie kickin' some butt!
U.D. is the reason your show was # 1 this week!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 22, 2010 17:30:28 GMT -5
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Jenny stole a fans beer and threw it at Anna...she missed Anna and hit The Referee instead!
Megan won but what Yea?Keahi is something like 0-4.Not a hard wrestler to beat.
Emmas beat Beckys...is that good?
Pigman won a BIG one this week!
Shelby is on a tear!
X-Mask are hard to beat!M&V will get a rematch in the near future.
Erin Paris did pretty good in her 1st High Card Match,but you can't beat Melanie Puckett without more experience!
Psycho UD is BACK in The UEW and he gave Abdulla a bit of his own medicine!He stabbed him with scissors!Psycho UD is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Mar 29, 2010 2:54:06 GMT -5
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Post by WTIC on Mar 29, 2010 17:20:10 GMT -5
Paine is in pain after that match!
Great win for Holly!
Way to win it, Rosie!
Loving U.D.'s wins! Poor Nikita didn't do well here either.
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Post by Dr B on Mar 30, 2010 1:11:28 GMT -5
WTIC-
Monro is on a real tear!She's taking it upon herself to challenge THE GREATEST wrestlers on the roster!
Hardbody Holly was not about to leave without The American National Titlebelt!
Belissima with The Biggest win in a long time!They are Tjhe W-UEW Tag Champs!
Psycho UD is leading The UEW to greater heights!Who's next?Who big enough to stop Psycho UD?
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Mar 30, 2010 19:09:22 GMT -5
Psycho UD is leading The UEW to greater heights!Who's next?Who big enough to stop Psycho UD? Dr B  |
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Post by Dr B on Mar 30, 2010 19:18:24 GMT -5
I was thinking The Ayatohlah of Rock and Rolla,but Gillberg could become a factor.
Dr B
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