Post by Dr B on May 20, 2009 12:46:55 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 1
UEW ROCKS!
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Cornette:Welcome back to the UEW Arena!Tonight after being inactive
for about a year,UEW RETURNS once again.We have an All-Star Card
for you tonight!The Prelims would be Main Events in other Organizations!
But enough talking let's go to the ring!
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***PRELIMS***
Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown vs Dragonfire
(Troutboy gets a submission with his signature Fishook)
Goldustin vs Stunning Steve
(Goldustin gets the pin after a drop down straight right hand)
BamBam Terry vs Pigman
(Pigman uses a Hamhock Drop to pin BamBam)
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Lawler:It's Troutboy over Dragonfire by submission!Goldustin dropped Stuuning
Steve and pinned him!But this is really BIG news or should I say PIG news...
Swineheart Pigman beat BIG BamBam Terry with a Hamhock Drop!
Cornette:King,you talk about Main Event quality matches...look at what's next!
This could be a Main Event anywhere in the World!"The Psychotic One" Psycho
UD is in with one big bad Japanese Masked Wrestler,I'm talking about Strong
Machine!The original Machine,The ONLY Machine!
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Psycho UD vs Strong Machine
1.Strong Machine takes the 1st fall with a double underhook suplex
2.Strong Machine gets the pin after a slingshot suplex
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Cornette:HOLEY!Strong Machine just beat Psycho UD two straight falls!
UD don't even know what hit him!Watch out for Strong Machine!He came
to The UEW to FIGHT!Waht's next King?
Lawler:We have a match for the VACANT USA Title!Get this,JC Leveque and
Hollywood Hulkster go head to head!One of them will go home with that USA
Title belt tonight!
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VACANT USA Title
JC Leveque vs Hollywood Hulkster-USA Title match
1.HH gets the pin after a Big Boot Kick
2.Leveque takes the 2nd fall with a Pedigree
3.HH is DQed for using a sheilded choke
The VACANT USA Title is awarded to JC Leveque!
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Lawler:Once again HH botches a BIG opportunity!HH had Leveque where
he wanted him,but then Referee San Heyward caught him using a sheilded
choke!Heyward warned HH but he decided to defy Referee San Heyward!
HH got the 5 count and was Disqualified!UEW Commissioner Hardbody Holly
came out and did the only fair thing that could be done...she awarded the
USA Title to JC Leveque!JC Leveque is YOUR USA Champion!
Cornette:It's time for The UEW Main Event!And what a Main Event this is!The
19 Time UEW Unified World Champion "Irish Sensation" Tank puts the Title on
the line against 8 time UEW champion Real Deal Natale!Real Deal is one of
the few men that can say he's defeated Tank on several occasions!Tank has
held and defended The UEW Unified World Title since he won it back for the
19th time in 2007!Let's go to the ring!
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UEW Unified World Title
Tank vs Real Deal Natale-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Real Deal takes the 1st fall with a powerbomb
2.Tank gets the pin after a flying forearm
3.Real Deal attempts a heeldrop but Tank catches him
and turns it into his infamous Irish Knee Crusher!
Natale fights the pain!Tank rams the knee into the mat again & again!
Real Deal reaches for the ropes but they're in the middle of the ring!
Tank twists and rams!Natale can't take anymore pain...Real Deal taps out!
Tank retains The UEW Unified World Title!
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Lawler:Real Deal put up oneheckuva fight but he is forced to tap out to Tank's
Irish Knee Crusher!Tank is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!We're just about outta time.I'm The King,for Jimmy and the rest of us here at The UEW,we''ll see
you next time on...
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...Promotional Consideration by the following,Roll Up and Dye Salon in Chicago,California Grilles in San Diego,
Wally-Mart Pet Supplies and Mrs Johnson's Muumuu Emporium...)
(The camera goes to a post-show shot of Dr B and Ms Monro sitting in The
Executive Boardroom...)
Ms Monro:Hey Doc,remember that rumor that you shot me and stole The Mercedes?
Dr B:Some people will believe anything.It's good to be home huh Monro?
Ms Monro:Hey you still got that bottle of brandy hidden under the old UEW
Trophy Case?
(Screen fades...)
UEW ROCKS!
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UEW ROCKS!
***************************************************
Cornette:Welcome back to the UEW Arena!Tonight after being inactive
for about a year,UEW RETURNS once again.We have an All-Star Card
for you tonight!The Prelims would be Main Events in other Organizations!
But enough talking let's go to the ring!
***************************************************
***PRELIMS***
Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown vs Dragonfire
(Troutboy gets a submission with his signature Fishook)
Goldustin vs Stunning Steve
(Goldustin gets the pin after a drop down straight right hand)
BamBam Terry vs Pigman
(Pigman uses a Hamhock Drop to pin BamBam)
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Lawler:It's Troutboy over Dragonfire by submission!Goldustin dropped Stuuning
Steve and pinned him!But this is really BIG news or should I say PIG news...
Swineheart Pigman beat BIG BamBam Terry with a Hamhock Drop!
Cornette:King,you talk about Main Event quality matches...look at what's next!
This could be a Main Event anywhere in the World!"The Psychotic One" Psycho
UD is in with one big bad Japanese Masked Wrestler,I'm talking about Strong
Machine!The original Machine,The ONLY Machine!
***************************************************
Psycho UD vs Strong Machine
1.Strong Machine takes the 1st fall with a double underhook suplex
2.Strong Machine gets the pin after a slingshot suplex
***************************************************
Cornette:HOLEY!Strong Machine just beat Psycho UD two straight falls!
UD don't even know what hit him!Watch out for Strong Machine!He came
to The UEW to FIGHT!Waht's next King?
Lawler:We have a match for the VACANT USA Title!Get this,JC Leveque and
Hollywood Hulkster go head to head!One of them will go home with that USA
Title belt tonight!
***************************************************
VACANT USA Title
JC Leveque vs Hollywood Hulkster-USA Title match
1.HH gets the pin after a Big Boot Kick
2.Leveque takes the 2nd fall with a Pedigree
3.HH is DQed for using a sheilded choke
The VACANT USA Title is awarded to JC Leveque!
***************************************************
Lawler:Once again HH botches a BIG opportunity!HH had Leveque where
he wanted him,but then Referee San Heyward caught him using a sheilded
choke!Heyward warned HH but he decided to defy Referee San Heyward!
HH got the 5 count and was Disqualified!UEW Commissioner Hardbody Holly
came out and did the only fair thing that could be done...she awarded the
USA Title to JC Leveque!JC Leveque is YOUR USA Champion!
Cornette:It's time for The UEW Main Event!And what a Main Event this is!The
19 Time UEW Unified World Champion "Irish Sensation" Tank puts the Title on
the line against 8 time UEW champion Real Deal Natale!Real Deal is one of
the few men that can say he's defeated Tank on several occasions!Tank has
held and defended The UEW Unified World Title since he won it back for the
19th time in 2007!Let's go to the ring!
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UEW Unified World Title
Tank vs Real Deal Natale-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Real Deal takes the 1st fall with a powerbomb
2.Tank gets the pin after a flying forearm
3.Real Deal attempts a heeldrop but Tank catches him
and turns it into his infamous Irish Knee Crusher!
Natale fights the pain!Tank rams the knee into the mat again & again!
Real Deal reaches for the ropes but they're in the middle of the ring!
Tank twists and rams!Natale can't take anymore pain...Real Deal taps out!
Tank retains The UEW Unified World Title!
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Lawler:Real Deal put up oneheckuva fight but he is forced to tap out to Tank's
Irish Knee Crusher!Tank is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!We're just about outta time.I'm The King,for Jimmy and the rest of us here at The UEW,we''ll see
you next time on...
(PHZZZT!Screen goes black credits roll...Promotional Consideration by the following,Roll Up and Dye Salon in Chicago,California Grilles in San Diego,
Wally-Mart Pet Supplies and Mrs Johnson's Muumuu Emporium...)
(The camera goes to a post-show shot of Dr B and Ms Monro sitting in The
Executive Boardroom...)
Ms Monro:Hey Doc,remember that rumor that you shot me and stole The Mercedes?
Dr B:Some people will believe anything.It's good to be home huh Monro?
Ms Monro:Hey you still got that bottle of brandy hidden under the old UEW
Trophy Case?
(Screen fades...)
UEW ROCKS!
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