Ultimate Extreme Wrestling from The UEW Arena

[Dr B]

Then I need to talk to Chewey about his super violent bloodlust charts!hahaha!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 6





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+=+=THE PRELIMS=+=+

Zapper vs Wrestlebot 3000
(They wrestled to a time limit draw)

Mastermind Mark vs Dr B
(Dr B gets the pin after a Hangman's Hold)

Pigman & The Marsupial vs Hardcore Ferguson & Genocide
(Genocide pins The Marsupial after a Full Nelson Slam)

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Lawler:This is UEW Monday Mayhem!It was Zapper and Wrestlebot 3000
going to a time limit draw!UEW owner Dr B pins Mastermind Mark and
Genocide pins The Marsupial to get the tag team win!Okay we have some
visitors from Japan!They are here from the prestigious Nintendo Wrestling
Alignment...The Ricky Fighters and The Strong Bads!

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The Ricky Fighters vs The Strong Bads
1.Ultramachine pins Worly after a Gatame Kickatame
2.Mascross gets the pin with a ensui giri
3.Ricky nails Worly with a Ricky Fighters Lariat and gets the pin

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Cornette:Boy,them little Japanese guys can fight!What a match!They have a
real different style.They're fast and agile,they use manuvers you don't our
American Wrestlers use much!

Lawler:You see that Mascross jump up and kick Ultramachine in the head?
What a move!Okay we have the match that you've all been waiting for up next!
Tank vs Mr C vs Mr Flame in a Cage with Weapons!It's The 1st ever Streetfight
in a Cage!This is gonna be brutal!

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UEW USA Title

Tank vs Mr C vs Mr Flame-Streetfight in a Cage USA Title match

Tank Gorilla Slams Mr C into the mesh!
He takes a bat and hits a line drive to the spine!
Mr C & Mr Flame ram Tank's face repeatedly into the mesh
Tank suffers a minor cut
Mr Flame slams Mr C's face into the post!
He grabs a steel chair and lets him have it!
Mr Flame drags Mr C to the top...belly to belly suplex!
There's a cover...
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!Only a twocount!
Mr Flame attacks Tank but gets posted!
The blood is flowing!
Tank slips on a Mace Glove and pounds Mr Flame!
Mr Flame is busted wide open!
Tank rolls him up...
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!Mr Flame gets a shoulder up!
Tank catches Mr C with a Spinning Powerslam off the ropes!
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos:Mr C has been Eliminated!
Mr C is sent out of the cage.The attendants relock the cage door.
Mr Flame blindsides Tank with a Stop Sign to the back of the head!
Tank is bleeding profusely!
He bashes Tank's face into the mesh again and again!
Tank veals Mr Flame into the mesh!
Tank nails Mr Flame with a kendo stick!
Tank is relentless!Mr Flame is getting a real caning!
Tank covers Mr Flame...
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos:Mr Flame has been Eliminated!
The winner of the match and NEW UEW USA Champion...Tank!

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Lawler:Whoa,what did we just see?That Tank just whooped the tar outta
two of the toughest wrestlers on The UEW roster!He deserves to be The
Undisputed USA Champion!But I think he needs some anger management!

(A blood drenched Tank climbs to the top of the cage with the title belt!
He raises it high for the fans to see!The Arena fills with the sound of fans
cheering Tank on!)

Cornette:Come on get him down from there and get rid of the cage it's
time for the Main Event...alright as The Crew gets rid of the cage...The
current UEW Unified Champion Strong Machine makes his way to the
ring!The Japanese fans in attendance throw streamers and flowers!
Hold up we know that theme song...yup Psycho UD Rules The World!
It's 5 Time WNW,2 Time LGW Champion...Psycho UD!

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UEW Unified World Title

Strong Machine vs Psycho UD-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Psycho UD gets the pin after a waistlock slam
2.Strong Machine takes the 2nd fall with a Makai Windmill Suplex
3.Psycho UD is DQed for using a scissors stab!
Strong Machine retains The UEW Unified World Title!

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Lawler:Anyone knows better than to let Psycho UD see their scissors...
JIMMY!Psycho UD is DQed Strong Machine is still The Unified Champion
and we are outta time...

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[WTIC]

Yay, Ricky Fighters!

I was hoping Mister C was gonna win there!

LOL @ scissors stab!

That's some good writing there, Dr B! More, plzz!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
If you liked The Ricky Fighters vs Strong Bads,next week it'll The Ricky Fighters vs Terry Man & Muscle Man from M.U.S.C.L.E. (another incredibly crappy NES Wrestling game that I loved playing).The Strong Bads will face Geronimo & Ashura (The two wrestlers that are the hardest to beat in M.U.S.C.L.E.)I'm liking the idea of Nintendo Wrestling Alignment.The Nintendo Wrestling Fed!hahaha!

That Streetfight in a Cage was brutal as promised.I was hoping it would go longer but that's dice.That crazy Mr C will find a way to get even with Tank and/or Mr Flame.

Scissors Stab is Psycho UDs one illegal move.I thought it made it funnier when Lawler blamed Conette for giving scissors to Psycho UD!hahaha!

Tune in over at WWW on Wednesday there gonna be a killer card!

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

Great 3-Way, Dr B! But what more is expected from you?

Keep it up!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

Kelly-
That 3 - Way Streetfight in a Cage was really cool to do!I believe now that at least one match should be played out in it's entirety every week.It will encourage game play.

Dr B

[disaster]

I remember that Muscle Man video game. I collect everything Muscle related. I have all their figures, except for some super rare ones that you can only find in Japan. That was a very fun video game. Can't wait to see how they do here! GO MUSCLE!

[Dr B]

Disaster-
You mean I'm not the only idiot that liked playing M.U.S.C.L.E.?It was name The Worst Wrestling game,but I personally think the original WWF Wrestlemania was worse.

I had 75 wins in M.U.S.C.L.E.!The only ones that were really hard to beat was the team of Geronimo & Ashura!They had tricks that you can't defend against.You have to get those powerballs to beat them.

The M.U.S.C.L.E. cards are cool I used actual pictures from the game and tried to stay true to the moves in the game.
The moves I made up were ones that fit the characters.

It's cool that you have the M.U.S.C.L.E. figures.You should do cards of some of The M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestlers that weren't on the video game.BTW I found rules and charts for a M.U.S.C.L.E. dice determined game.Not as good as COTG but worth a look if you are into M.U.S.C.L.E.

Dr B

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 7



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Pre-show meeting in The Executive Boardroom:

Mr C:What do mean I'm off the roster again?

Dr B:Look Colin,I hired you to be The General Manager!I'm constantly going
back and forth between here and The Mid-West Territory.I've got Commissioner
Hardbody Holly watching after The LGW/WGW and I got her commuting to
Atlanta to keep an eye on The WWW.Riley's glad to have HBH and Chandra
looking out for her in her Territory.But now,I need you to take some responsibility
down here!Ms Monro is on the road with me,she's also working on her Leagues
in The Mid-West Territory.I need you to start acting like a GM!Look the guys in
the back saw what you got,they respect the fact that you can go with guys like
Tank.Okay 1st thing I need you to do is to find a translator!We've got a bunch
of guys from Japan on tonight's show!You get to hand out The Nintendo
Wrestling Alignment Tag Team Trophy!

Mr C:Oh alright...

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+++THE PRELIMS+++

Hot Stuff Hailey vs Rio Regina
(Rio Regina gets a pin after a sommersault heeldrop)

Emily Hart vs Mad Dog Shanon
(Emily pins Mad Dog after a german suplex)

Marny vs Lizzy Olsen
(Marny gets the win with a brainbuster)

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Mr C:It's Monday,this is Kansas City and you're watching UEW Mayhem!
It was Rio Regina getting a pin on Hot Stuff Hailey!Emily Hart defeats Mad
Dog and Marny gets her 1st big win on Lizzy Olsen!Up next we have a
Tournament to see who will be The Nintendo Wrestling Alignment Tag Team
Champions!We have participants from 4 Nintendo Wrestling Alignment factions!
These are some of the best Tag Teams Nintendo Wrestling Alignment has to offer!

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Nintendo Wrestling Alignment Tag Team Trophy

Nintendo Wrestling Alignment Challenge!
Data East Team-Ricky,Ultramachine,Worly & Mascross
Team Techmo-Akira Dragon,El Tigre,Jackie Lee & Rex Beat
Team M.U.S.C.L.E.-Ashura,Geronimo,Ramen Man & Wars Man
NES Pro Wrestling - Fighter Hayabusa & Starman,The Amazon & Giant Panther

The Ricky Fighters vs Fighter Hayabusa & Starman
(Starman pins Ricky after a sommersault kick)

The Amazon & Giant Panther vs Ramen Man & Wars Man
(Giant Panther distracts The Ref while The Amazon uses his Piranah Bite & gets the pin)

Akira Dragon & Jackie Lee vs The Strong Bads
(Worly used a brainbuster to get the win on Jackie Lee)

Ashura & Geronimo vs El Tigre & Rex Beat
(Rex Beat used a metal post slam to get the win)

ROUND TWO
Fighter Hayabusa & Starman vs El Tigre & Rex Beat
(El Tigre used a High Back Bodydrop to get the pin on Hayabusa)

The Amazon & Giant Panther vs The Strong Bads
(The Amazon Powerslams Mascross to get the win)

FINAL MATCH
El Tigre & Rex Beat vs The Amazon & Giant Panther-N.W. Alignment Tag Title Match

Giant Panther & The Amazon start out by double choping Rex Beat!
Giant Panther hits a diving body attack
Rex Beat maybe hurt
Giant Panther takes Rex Beat outside and slams him face 1st into the post
He throws him back in the ring and covers him...
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Rex Beat gets a shoulder up!
Giant Panther tags The Amazon
Rex Beat ducks a double clothesline & connects with a double forearm shot!
Rex Beat uses a diving body attack
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!Only a two count!
Rex Beat gets The Amazon in a bearhug and squeezes...
Referee Wally Tatsumi checks...
The Amazon grabs the top rope
Rex Beat tags El Tigre
The Amazon gets a double headbutt
El Tigre gives The Amazon a High Back Bodydrop
There's a cover...
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
TWO!
The Giant Panther kicks El Tigre to make the save!
El Tigre locks on a figure 4 leglock!
Giant Panther drops a knee on El Tigre to get him to release the hold!
El Tigre goes up...Flying Kneedrop!
El Tigre grabs the far leg...
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
TWO!
The Amazon barely kicks out!
The Amazon needs to make a tag!
El Tigre goes for another High Back Bodydrop...
The Amazon lands on his feet and tags in Giant Panther!
Giant Panther comes off the top with a kneedrop on El Tigre!
Giant Panther drops a knee across El Tigre's throat!
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
El Tigre kicks out rolls to his corner and makes a tag!
Rex Beat & El Tigre throw Giant Panther into the ropes...Double Clothesline!
Rex Beat gives Giant Panther a metal post slam!
Giant Panther is fired up he socks Rex Beat runs over and punches El Tigre!
Rex Beat ducks a double clothesline and connects with a double forearm shot!
Rex Beat hits a kneedrop and covers Giant Panther!
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
Giant Panther gets a foot on the ropes
Rex Beat hits a shoulder tackle!He covers Giant Panther...
Referee Wally Tatsumi counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
El Tigre & Rex Beat are The NEW Nintendo Wrestling Alignment Tag Team Champions!


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Mr C:The Amazon & Giant Panther fought hard but it's El Tigre & Rex Beat from the Tecmo
World Wrestling Team that go home with the gold!What an exciting Final Match!It looked like
it could have gone either way!

Cornette:I"m here in the ring with The NEW Nintendo Wrestling Alignment Tag Team Champions!
El Tiger and Rex Beat!

Rex Beat:You know Jimmy we a right proud to be repesenting The Nintendo Wrestling Alignment
as their NEW Tag Team Champions!As you know we a quite an International team repesenting
both England and Mexico!I believe El Tigre has something to say to the Spanish speaking fans...

El Tigre:¡Representamos el mundo de Tecmo que luchan! ¡Somos Nintendo que luchan campeones del equipo de la etiqueta de la alineación y nuestro trofeo del oro si prueba de eso! ¡Volveremos a la última arena de lucha extrema muy pronto!

Mr C:Great I hire a Japanese Translator and this guy's talking in Mexican!Tank
defends The USA Title against former NWA North American Champion Handsome Johnny!

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USA Title

Tank vs Handsome Johnny-USA Title Match
1.Tank takes the 1st fall with a 2nd rope piledriver
2.Handsome Johnny pins Tank after repeated bodyslams
3.Tank connects with a flying forearm and gets the pin
Tank retains The USA Title

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Cornette:No surprise,Tank wins it!He is The USA Champion!

Mr C:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event...Strong Machine puts The UEW Unified World Title on the line against The Bizzare,Goldustin!He's doing his breathing excercizes and making kissy faces at Strong Machine!Goldustin gets a little to close and Strong Machine shoves him down!Oh this is gonna be good!

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UEW Unified World Title

Strong Machine vs Goldustin-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Strong Machine hits a slingshot suplex and gets the pin
2.Goldustin used a drop down straight right hand to get the pin
3.Strong Machine uses a sitout powerbomb to get the win
Strong Machine is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!

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Mr C:Strong Machine was just to much for Goldustin!All the primping and all the strange antics did Goldustin absolutely no good.Strong Machine was not intimidated!Hey quick where's that
Translator?What he went home???

Strong Machine:あなたは持っている種類の無秩序をどこかおかしくないですか。精神的に平衡を失うか。あなたが付いている問題は何であるか。

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[WTIC]

Hey, that was a cool Tourney! YAY!

Nice trophy, too!

Japanese translator, Hehhehehee! What? No one can speak Spanish in this fed? LMAO!

[Dr B]

Nintendo Wrestling Alignment ROCKS!Japanese Wrestling shows always had trophies.So El Tigre & Rex Beat got a Tag Team Trophy!

Translate Strong Machine's dialog.It actually pretty funny.

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

Good show, Dr B. Very funny line about the translators!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

Kelly-Wrong translator hahaha!And where's the dang traslator when you need him???

Dr B

[WTIC]

Or at least some "Babel Fish"! (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference, LOL!)

[Dr B]

Hitchhiker's Guide...that's so 70s!hahaha!