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Post by Dr B on Dec 31, 2009 20:06:44 GMT -5
Company - UEW
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
The Main Event is worth the admission fee by itself!
***Interview Segment***
GFreak stormed into Stinger Steve's Dressing Room...
Stinger Steve took a Fist in The Face! The interview was great!
***The Weasel vs Joe Cruz***
The Weasel wins by pinfall
***Becky Logan vs Memphis Maddy***
Becky Logan wins by submission
***The Sanders (Kate & Steve) vs The Bundys (Al & Peg)***
NGO Kate Sanders pinned Al Bundy,The Sanders (Kate & Steve) win the match
***Mr Extreme vs Hardcore Ferguson***
Both wrestlers fail to beat The 10 count,The Ref declares the match a draw
***Enforcer Brooke vs Janet Jackson in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
It was a brawl,Enforcer Brooke bashes Janet Jackson's face with a Left/Right Combination to get the KO
***The Davidsons vs Gigantus for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
Gigantus destroy Harlene with their Giant Swing, Gigantus are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions
Security had to pull The Davidsons & Gigantus apart before someone got seriously hurt
***Nani B vs Succubus in a Hardcore Match***
Nani B,Front Kick off the top Succubus got pinned in a brutal confrontation
***GFreak vs Stinger Steve for the UEW Unified World Title in a Streetfight Match***
GFreak powerbombs,Stinger Steve off the Top & gets the pin GFreak is the UEW Unified World Champion
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
Happy New Year!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 10, 2010 16:35:40 GMT -5
UEW vs UWE Challenge
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Mr C:Welcome to this week's edition of UEW Mayhem!
Tonight we have a Special UEW vs UWE Challenge!
Two Top Promotions go head to head!All the Greatest
Superstars are here!Up first,this has been an ongoing
battle since the old W-UEW days!The Davidsons take
on The Olsens!
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The Davidsons vs The Olsens
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The W-UEW Tag Team Champions...
Harlene and Charlene...The Davidsons!
And in the Blue Corner...
They are the current UWE Women's Tag Team Champions...
Mary-Kate and Crazy Ashley...The Olsens!
DING DING DING
Charlene and Harlene doubleteam Mary-Kate!
Harlene applies a front facelock...
Mary-Kate is trying to counter! Harlene breaks the hold!
Harlene shows off some great chain wrestling moves!
Harlene,Russian Legsweep on Mary-Kate.
Mary-Kate grabs on with a front facelock...DDT!
Mary-Kate chokes Harlene!
The Referee gets between them...
Mary-Kate breaks the hold!
Harlene nails Mary-Kate with a dropkick!
Harlene stomps Mary-Kate & executes a kneedrop!
Mary-Kate takes Harlene down with a hiptoss!
Harlene has Mary-Kate up...BODYSLAM!
Mary-Kate with a swinging neckbreaker. Harlene is dazed.
Mary-Kate with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip!
Mary-Kate chokes Harlene!
The Referee gets between them...
Mary-Kate breaks the hold!
Mary-Kate with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip!
Mary-Kate with a swinging neckbreaker. Harlene is dazed.
Mary-Kate grabs on with a front facelock...DDT!
Mary-Kate chokes Harlene!
The Referee gets between them...
Mary-Kate breaks the hold!
Harlene rattles Mary-Kate's brains with a tremendous Headbutt!
Mary-Kate clocks Harlene with a Double Underhook DDT!TAG!
Harlene follows Crazy Ashley into the corner with a lariat!
Crazy Ashley with a Salto Suplex!
Harlene outsmarts Crazy Ashley with a Drop Toehold!
Crazy Ashley attempts a Frog Splash but... Harlene Gorilla Slams Crazy Ashley!
Crazy Ashley executes a devastating Spinebuster!
Harlene with a Press Slam!
Harlene nails Crazy Ashley with a Broncobuster and rides!
Harlene follows Crazy Ashley into the corner with a lariat!
Harlene goes up and...flattens Crazy Ashley with a flying shoulderblock!TAG!
Crazy Ashley catches Charlene with a Flying Forearm!
Crazy Ashley has Charlene up...Vertical Suplex!
Charlene goes down hard!
Charlene with a JackHammer!
1...
2...
Mary-Kate makes the save!Quick switch!
Charlene just got nailed with Mary-Kate's,Facejammer!
Charlene is clearly shaken...another Facejammer!
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
The Olsens destroy Charlene with 2 Facejammers & wins the match!
The Referee reverses her decision when she realizes the wrong Olsen
made the pin!
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Mr C:The Olsens blew it!When Referee Joanie Lee saw that it wasn't
Crazy Ashley who got the pin,she had no alternative,she reversed her
decision!The Davidsons win the match making it UEW - 1 and UWE - 0!
Okay entering the ring it's UWE's Rick Dragonbloods his opponent will
be UEW's Hardcore Ferguson!
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Rick Dragonbloods vs Hardcore Ferguson
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
He is The UWE Gran Prix Champion.../
From Charlotte,NC...Rick Dragonbloods!
And in the Blue Corner...
The current UEW USA Champion...
Wrestling out of Philladelphia,PA...Hardcore Ferguson!
DING DING DING
Rick Dragonbloods and Hardcore Ferguson lockup.
Rick Dragonbloods grabs on to a side headlock.
Hardcore Ferguson pushes Rick Dragonbloods off into the ropes to escape the hold!
Hardcore Ferguson throws Rick Dragonbloods into the ropes!
Duck down,attempted back bodydrop...
Ooh...Kick in the face,you can't telegraph your moves!
Hardcore Ferguson gets Rick Dragonbloods in an Abdominal Stretch!
But Rick Dragonbloods gets to the ropes!
Hardcore Ferguson wears Rick Dragonbloods down with a reverse chancery.
Hardcore Ferguson nails Rick Dragonbloods with an atomic drop!
Rick Dragonbloods is down!
Rick Dragonbloods with a swinging neckbreaker. Hardcore Ferguson is dazed.
Hardcore Ferguson plants Rick Dragonbloods with a Tombstone Piledriver!
1...
2...
Rick Dragonbloods gets a shoulder up just in time!
Hardcore Ferguson with a Brainbuster!
1...
Rick Dragonbloods kicks out!
Hardcore Ferguson has Rick Dragonbloods dazed!Crescent Kick! DDT on a brick this one is done!
The Referee counts...
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Hardcore Ferguson gets the win!
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Mr C: It's official...Hardcore Ferguson makes it UEW - 2
UWE - 0!What a match!Okay, on Saturday Night we saw
Militia get outclassed by Women's Elite Champion Sam
Puckett!Tonight Sam's sister Melanie The W-UEW Champ
take a shot at UWE Women's and PWW Champion Militia!
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Melanie Puckett vs. Militia
Announcer : In the red corner...
She is The W-UEW Champion...
The Master of the Stunner
And the Clawhold...Melanie Puckett!
And in the blue corner...
The current UWE Women's and PWW Champion...
Known for the brutal Brainbuster...
And the most cruel STF... Militia!
The Referee for the match is .
Referee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer : Here we go...
Militia takes Melanie Puckett down with a Japanese arm drag.
Militia rolls Melanie Puckett up.
Melanie Puckett throws Militia off!
Militia takes Melanie Puckett down with a hiptoss.
Melanie Puckett gets clubbed with a bat!
Militia goes up the aisle and grabs a Trashcan...
Militia bashes Melanie Puckett with the Trashcan!
Melanie Puckett is staggering... Militia with a DDT!!!
Militia nails Melanie Puckett with a guillotine legdrop.
Melanie Puckett flattens Militia with a flying bodypress.
Militia crowns Melanie Puckett with a wooden axehandle!
Militia chops Melanie Puckett in the corner.
The crowd shouts,WOOOOO!
Militia with a thumb in the eyes!
Militia sets up a wooden table! Melanie Puckett gets elevated...
BLAM! Melanie Puckett is slammed onto the table!
Militia climbs up to the top turnbuckle!
Militia flies...BODIES & FURNITURE IN A HEAP!!!
Militia tries a kneedrop from the top...
Melanie Puckett counters with a chairshot!
Militia falls into the ring...
Melanie Puckett goes wild,blasting Militia with the edge of the chair!
Militia sets a Trashcan in the middle of the ring...
Militia whips Melanie Puckett into the ropes... powerslam onto the Trashcan!
BLOODY FACES and TWISTED STEEL!!!
Militia rolls Melanie Puckett up.
Melanie Puckett throws Militia off!
Melanie Puckett puts Militia in a torture rack backbreaker.
Melanie Puckett goes for a submission!
Militia breaks the hold.
Melanie Puckett climbs to the top!
Militia shakes the ropes and Melanie Puckett topples into the ring!
Militia stomps Melanie Puckett!
Melanie Puckett comes back with a legtrip!
Melanie Puckett gets Militia in a Clawhold!
Melanie Puckett is trying to end it here!
Melanie Puckett goes for a submission!
Militia breaks the hold.
Militia nails Melanie Puckett with a powerbomb onto a stack of chairs!
Melanie Puckett gets up slowly,but gets hammered by a chairshot!
Melanie Puckett suplexes Militia onto the floor.
Melanie Puckett picks up a chain & beats the #$@! outta Militia!
Melanie Puckett tosses Militia back into the ring.
Melanie Puckett puts Militia in a Lion Tamer.
Melanie Puckett goes for a submission!
Referee checks Militia.
Militia fights the pain!
Militia won't give up!
Melanie Puckett puts Militia in a torture rack backbreaker.
Melanie Puckett goes for a submission!
Referee checks Militia.
Militia fights the pain!
Militia won't give up!
Melanie Puckett whips Militia into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee checks Militia.
Militia breaks the hold.
Militia jumps out and grabs a steel chair!
Militia wraps the steel chair around Melanie Puckett's head!
Militia sets up a wooden table! Melanie Puckett gets elevated...
BLAM! Melanie Puckett is slammed onto the table!
Militia climbs up to the top turnbuckle!
Militia flies...BODIES & FURNITURE IN A HEAP!!!
Militia rolls Melanie Puckett up.
Referee counts...
ONE!
Melanie Puckett's not out of this yet!
Militia puts a crossface leghook hammerlock on Melanie Puckett.
Militia trys to make Melanie Puckett submit.
Referee checks Melanie Puckett.
Melanie Puckett won't give up
Melanie Puckett's holding on...
Melanie Puckett submits!
Referee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Militia!
Referee raises Militia's hand!
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(Sam hops the guardrail and charges into the ring!
She kicks Militia in the ribs and goes for her STF!
Militia escapes quickly before Sam gets it locked
in properly!What the...Militia's Tag Team Partner
Becky Slater is at the top of the ramp!She runs
down and the fight is on!Slater drops Sam with
left hook!Melanie tackles Militia and flings her
out of the ring!Sam clobbers Slater with a Steel
Chair!Militia runs Melanie face first into the post!
Security is here but they're having a hard time
seperating the two factions!Dr B appears on the
Ultitron...)
Dr B:Look,Battle Bowl will happen next week only,
you four won't be participating!The Pucketts and
The Militia will be involved in a Tag Team match!
8 Wrestlers will be posted outside the ring to make
sure it's a fair fight!Samantha,you and Melanie want
to prove you're the toughest?Well here's your chance!
Mr C:You heard The Boss GRUDGE TAG TEAM Match!
Pucketts vs The Militia!In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,
GFreak will face SCSA!BTW,Militia's win made it UEW - 2
UWE - 1!
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GFreak vs. SCSA
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
The UEW Unified World Champion...
He's the master of the T-Bone Suplex
And the Recliner...GFreak!
And in the blue corner...
The current UWE World Champion...
His Stunner is the best in Wrestling...
And his Leglock is unstoppable... SCSA!
The Referee for the match is San Heyward.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee San Heyward calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
GFreak mashes pizza in SCSA's face!
Lawler: Hey what is this... a frat party? Get back in the ring!
GFreak tosses him back into the ring.
GFreak puts SCSA in a surfboard submission.
GFreak goes for a submission!
SCSA breaks the hold.
GFreak with a kick in the face.
GFreak chokes SCSA with the microphone cable.
SCSA whips GFreak into the ropes...dropkick.
GFreak swings at SCSA.
SCSA blocks then kicks GFreak.
SCSA hits him with a steel chair.
GFreak has been busted wide open!
GFreak executes a kneedrop from the top.
GFreak swings at SCSA.
SCSA blocks then kicks GFreak.
GFreak nails SCSA with a shooting star press.
The crowd goes wild!
GFreak executes a dropkick.
GFreak throws SCSA into the announcer's table.
GFreak tosses him back into the ring.
SCSA takes GFreak down with a Japanese arm drag.
GFreak suplexes SCSA into the 1st row.
GFreak tosses him back into the ring.
SCSA... short powerbomb.
SCSA laughs then stomps GFreak.
SCSA hits him with a steel chair.
GFreak has been busted wide open!
GFreak chokes SCSA with the microphone cable.
GFreak whips SCSA into the ropes... short lariat.
That short lariat just mowed SCSA right down!
SCSA punches GFreak!
GFreak goes to the outside to slow the match down.
SCSA nails him with a suicide dive!
SCSA throws him back into the ring.
SCSA whips GFreak into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee San Heyward checks GFreak.
Referee San Heyward holds GFreak's arm up.
It falls limply...
His arm falls again.
GFreak is out cold!
Referee San Heyward calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... SCSA!
Referee San Heyward raises SCSA's hand!
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Mr C:SCSA used his head.You can't overpower GFreak,
so he outsmarted him!SCSA win it with a sleeper!Well
that means the final score is UEW - 2 UWE - 2!Which one
is The Best Promotion?You're gonna have to watch their
shows and find out for yourself!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jan 10, 2010 18:06:10 GMT -5
I would love to see Militia take on Syberia.
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Post by Dr B on Jan 10, 2010 19:31:59 GMT -5
Neily-Check the ASATT Thread...
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jan 17, 2010 20:06:40 GMT -5
Company-UEW
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
JC Leveque's interview went well until GFreak attacked using a chair!
***The Jackal vs Lionel the Lionboy***
The Jackal wins by pinfall
***Cute Monica vs Becky Logan***
Cute Monica vs Becky Logan :Match thrown out
***The Jacksons (Kate & Reebee) vs The Keatons***
Reebee Jackson rolled up Tina,The Jacksons (Kate & Reebee) gets the win
***Miley vs Selena in a Deathmatch***
Miley slams Selena's face into a Concrete Pillar,then goes to the Lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
***Hardcore Ferguson vs Mr Extreme in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Mr Extreme blocks Hardcore Ferguson's uppercut,then drops him with a hard Left Hand
***The Bolos vs Total Destruction (Psycho UD & Vader) for the UEW World Tag Team Title***
Total Destruction get the win by submission,they are the NEW UEW World Tag Team Champions
***Melanie Puckett vs Chandra for the W-UEW Title in a Pole Match***
Melanie Puckett connects with a Puckett Powerslam,then climbs & grabs the Belt,Melanie Puckett is the W-UEW Champion
***GFreak vs JC Leveque for the UEW Unified World Title in a Streetfight Match***
JC Leveque wins by using a Pedagree onto a table JC Leveque is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
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Post by WTIC on Jan 17, 2010 22:02:53 GMT -5
Jackal rules!
The Jacksons? Not Janet & Tito? LOL!
Selena must be hurting from that! Ouch!
Go extreme, Mr Extreme!
Total Destruction is totally destructive!
Melanie earned that win!
Triple H Leveque is champ! Yay!
And your show keeps coming in "second", LOL!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jan 18, 2010 5:46:22 GMT -5
Great show even if it was second.
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Post by Dr B on Jan 18, 2010 13:11:30 GMT -5
WTIC-
The Jackal is doing good in this fed.
The Jacksons...it could've been Jesse & Latoya!Or Mahalia hahaha!
Hey Miley's a lot gutsier than I thought!
Hey Dr B awarded The USA Title to Mr Extreme after that fight!24/7 rule y'know.
Sid and Vader only teamed once in real life but the combination is unstoppable.
Chandra's pretty tough but Melanie went home with the gold!
Thinnly valed was it?Leveque is The Champ!
Neil & WTIC-
UEW is 2nd because there are a bunch of Whirled Wrestling Federation fans on the ratings staff!hahaha!We're Number 2,We're Number 2!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jan 25, 2010 14:49:02 GMT -5
Stats for UEW Mayhem on Monday, January 25, 2010 at 9:31:50 AM
***Erin Paris vs Prema Vristi***
Prema Vristi made Erin Paris submit
***Buzzsaw vs Alpha Pod***
Alpha Pod pinned Buzzsaw
***London & Paris (Tipton & Hilton) vs Hot Donna's Moms (Brooke & Tanya)***
Hot Donna's Moms beat London & Paris by submission
***Bill Goldman vs Stunning Steve in a Deathmatch***
Bill Goldman defeated Stunning Steve in a blood drenched Deathmatch
***Shannen vs Jennie G. in a Tables Match***
Jennie G. gets the win after she powerbombed Shannen through the Table
***Total Destruction vs The Bolos for the The UEW Tag Team Title***
The Bolos defeated Total Destruction by submission,they are the The UEW Tag Team Champions
***Melanie Puckett vs Alison Paine for the W-UEW Title in a 1st Blood Match***
Melanie Puckett pounded Alison Paine until she bled,Melanie Puckett is the W-UEW Champion
***JC Leveque vs Real Deal Natale for the UEW Unified World Title in a Streetfight Match***
Real Deal Natale pinned JC Leveque after a shot with brass knucks,Real Deal Natale is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion
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Post by WTIC on Jan 25, 2010 17:52:08 GMT -5
Go, Prima!
Buzzsaw did not do too well.
London & Paris! Ah, to spend a night in those places, LOL! Hot Donna's Moms, LMAO! Great team!
Bill Goldman? Isn't that supposed to be Bill GoldBERG?
Yay, Jennie G! You go, girl!
Great win for the Bolos!
Melanie won cause she has ice instead of blood in her veins, hehehehee!
New champ in Natale! Whoo-hoo!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 26, 2010 1:40:41 GMT -5
WTIC-
Erin Paris and Prerma Vristi you gotta see them in real life!Baaabbbeeees!
Alpha Pod made short work of Buzzsaw
Goldman or Goldberg...in these feds it Goldman!hahaha!
London Tipton,Paris Hilton what a pair of spoiled brats huh?Brooke & Tanya...Hot Moms!
You're Shannen's all bark and no bite!Powerbombed through a table by her arch nemesis Jennie G.!
Didn't take the Bolos long to win back the titles!
I had my money on Alison Paine 2nd Generation Daughter of Paine!First Blood is her family's match!Melanie is that damn good!
I'll have to check the records but I think this is Real Deal's 9th or 10th UEW Unified World Title Reign.His 1st Title reign lasted more than a month,wrestling 3 shows a week!Real Deal is one of the UEW's Greats!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 1, 2010 1:39:21 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
Nikita tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Real Deal Natale had a good laugh because Nikita's plan backfired!
***The Jackal vs Coco Demento***
The Jackal wins by pinfall
***Monkey Chan vs Joe Cruz***
Joe Cruz wins by pinfall
***The Pinciottis vs The Bev Kids***
The Bev Kids gets the win by submission
***Heather Locklear vs Heather Graham in a Deathmatch***
Some fans got hurt during a ringside scuffle,The Referee demands a Double DQ
***Enforcer Brooke vs Jami G in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Jami G blocks Enforcer Brooke's uppercut,then drops her with a hard Left Hand
***The Olsens vs C&C Connection for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
C&C Connection destroy Mary-Kate with their Soccer Kick,
C&C Connection are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions
C&C Connection tried to take The Olsens out,but The Olsens nailed them with a Facebuster
***Hardcore Ferguson vs WTIC for the USA Title***
Hardcore Ferguson wins with a DDT on a Brick, Hardcore Ferguson is the USA Champion
***Real Deal Natale vs Nikita for the UEW Unified World Title***
Both wrestlers were counted out while fighting at ringside
Nikita goes wild & beats Real Deal Natale with a chair
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Your show slumped to THIRD place this week!TRY HARDER!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 1, 2010 18:45:40 GMT -5
Go, Jackal!
Nice win by Joe Cruz!
Bev Kids win? Nooooooo!
Heather Graham? I don't recall seeing that card!
Good win for Jami G!
New champs in C&C! Yay!
Boooooo @ WTIC losing! 
Nikita wasn't too happy there!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 2, 2010 0:58:06 GMT -5
WTIC-
Jackal beat that Mexican Nutcase Coco Demento!Good win there.
Joe Cruz never won that I can remember in real life.Here he beat a former Champion in Monkey Chan.
Jennie Garth got Tanya in that West Beverly Lock and that's all she wrote...
There must be a Heather Graham card...but you forget I'm simming.
Jami G knocked Brooke colder than an iced mackrel!2nd time too!
The Olsens are no match for C&C!
I give you a shot at The USA Title and what do you do?Fergie DDTed you on a Brick!
I need to book Real Deal and Nikita in a Cage Match or at least a No Countout Match...
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Feb 2, 2010 19:02:37 GMT -5
I got a concussion now, LOL! 
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