Ultimate Extreme Wrestling from The UEW Arena

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 28



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***THE PRELIMS***

Kazawa vs Cheetah Karl
During a grappling kick rush Referee Rick Santos stops the match.
Referee Rick Santos declares Cheetah Karl is the winner!

Kathleen vs Lynn Da Portagee
At 9m 31s Kathleen gets the win with a choke sleeper

Pepe vs Jake
Referee Rick Santos awards the match to Jake on points


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Mr C:Welcome to UEW Mayhem!It was Cheetah Karl over Kazawa!
Kathleen gets a win and Jake out points Pepe!The W-UEW Tag Titles
are on the line next!NGO Ellen & Hotstuff Hailey take on The Lolas!

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W-UEW Tag Titles

NGO vs The Lolas-W-UEW Tag Title Match
At 20m 23s Lola Martinez uses a side arm hold to defeat NGO Hotstuff Hailey!
The Lolas are The NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions!

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Cornette:The Lola have done it!They are the NEW W-UEW Tag Champions!
It looks like The NGO are starting to lose their footing in The W-UEW!

Lawler:The NGO's Caitlin Catalyst puts her W-UEW Title on the line against
Melanie Puckett in a Loser Leaves W-UEW match!One of them goes home
with The W-UEW Title the other...JUST GOES HOME!

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W-UEW Title

NGO Caitlin Catalyst vs Melanie Puckett-Loser Leave W-UEW Title Match
At 13m 26s after a series of devesttating kneelifts
Melanie Puckett pins NGO Caitlin Catalyst!
NGO Caitlin Catalyst must leave The W-UEW!
Melanie Puckett is The NEW W-UEW Champion!

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Cornette:NGO Caitlin Catalyst has to leave The W-UEW!Melanie Puckett is
back on a winning way,she is The NEW W-UEW Champion!Sam Puckett
comes down to the ring to congradulate her sister!The member of The NGO
also come to the ring!The Pucketts are out number but they're holding their ground!
Wait...Lindsey Shaw and The WWW All Stars are here!Carissa nails NGO Brooke
with a Soccer Kick!NGO Kate Sander drops Chandra with a dropkick!The Pucketts
are going wild NGO members are going down!Lindsey Shaw flings NGO Hilary out of the ring!Melanie Puckett has NGO Caitlin Catalyst up she suplexes her out of the ring!Security is here!Cuff 'em get 'em outta here!

Mr C:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,Highflyer Chris takes on Techno,Dr B and Mr Extreme in a 4 Way Elimination Match!

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UEW Unified World Title

Highflyer Chris vs Techno vs Dr B vs Mr Extreme-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Mr Extreme is KOed
2.Dr B is pinned by Techno
3.At 25m 28s Techno pins Highflyer Chris!
Techno is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!

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Lawler:Techno is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!Tune in next time
for Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Mayhem!

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[WTIC]

Cool prelims! Is Kathleen really Kathleen Robertson from Beverly Hills 90210?

Great that the Lolas won! I am so glad I suggested they become a team!

Buh-bye, Caitlin!

Techno had a great match!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Kathleen is a girl that I taught in the early 90s.She looks exactly like Juliette Lewis!

Lola have got The Gold Again!

NGO Caitlin is...OUTTA HERE!Melanie is The NEW Champ!

Techno keeps surprisng me!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 29





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***PRELIMS***

Troutboy vs Ted Rafter
Troutboy hammered Ted Rafter with a Gaff & gets the win!

Alpha Pod vs Squidboy
Alpha Blast by Alpha Pod!Alpha Pod gets the win!

Wah Hun Lo vs The Avenger
Wah Hun Lo gets the win over The Avenger!

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Mr C:I am UEW's General Manager Mr C!Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
It was Troutboy with a win,Alpha Pod pounds Squidboy and Wah Hun
Lo beat The Avenger!That wiseguy Andy Kaufman defends his UEW
Japan Title against long time rival "The King" Jerry Lawler!This one
is IN A CAGE!No running,no hiding,no escape!

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UEW Japan Trophy

Andy Kaufman vs. Jerry Lawler
In a UEW Cage Match!
For the UEW Japan championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
He's the UEW Japan champion...
The master of the Hollywood Legdrop
And the Illegal Choke...Andy Kaufman!
And in the blue corner...
The challenger...
His Piledriver is the best in Wrestling...
And his Figure Four is unstoppable... Jerry Lawler!
The Referee for the match is San Heyward.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee San Heyward calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Jerry Lawler throws Andy Kaufman into the turnbuckle.
Jerry Lawler arm wringer into an armbar... kick in the gut
Jerry Lawler DDT in the middle of the ring.
Cornette: Andy Kaufman's fans yell obscenities!
Jerry Lawler nails Andy Kaufman with a reverse neckbreaker.
Jerry Lawler rips Andy Kaufman's eyes along the top rope.
Andy Kaufman throws Jerry Lawler into the steel post.
Cornette: Andy Kaufman trys to cause some serious injuries.
Andy Kaufman puts Jerry Lawler in a surfboard submission.
Andy Kaufman throws Jerry Lawler off the top to the mat!
Andy Kaufman hits with a flying elbow.
Jerry Lawler takes Andy Kaufman down with a headbutt.
Jerry Lawler bashes Andy Kaufman head into the steel post.
Blood is dripping down Andy Kaufman's face!
Andy Kaufman suplexes Jerry Lawler into the cage.
Andy Kaufman lets him drop then stomps him!
Jerry Lawler nails Andy Kaufman with a guillotine legdrop.
Jerry Lawler nails Andy Kaufman with a shoulderblock.
Andy Kaufman goes for a dropkick.
Jerry Lawler dodges Andy Kaufman lands on his...
Andy Kaufman slams Jerry Lawler's head into the cage.
Andy Kaufman whips Jerry Lawler into the ropes... powerslam.
Andy Kaufman executes a kneedrop from the top.
Andy Kaufman whips Jerry Lawler into the steel post.
Andy Kaufman kicks him while he's down.
Jerry Lawler rakes Andy Kaufman's face.
Referee San Heyward warns Jerry Lawler.
Jerry Lawler bashes Andy Kaufman head into the steel post.
Blood is dripping down Andy Kaufman's face!
Jerry Lawler brainbuster in the middle of the ring.
Andy Kaufman's fans are irrate they boo loudly!
Jerry Lawler gets Andy Kaufman in a chokehold.
Jerry Lawler rolls Andy Kaufman up.
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler is the NEW UEW Japan champion!

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Cornette:Everything is legal in these Cage Matches!"The King"
just choked the life outta Kaufman and got the pin!Jerry Lawler
is The NEW UEW Japan Champion!

Shaylene Tanner:The W-UEW Tag Champs The Lolas are up next!
They're putting The Titles on the line against Charlene and Mad Dog
Shanon...The Davidsons!

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W-UEW Tag Titles

The Lolas vs. The Davidsons
For the W-UEW Tag Team Championship!
In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match!
Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner...
They're the W-UEW Tag Team Champions & masters of the PCA Blast
And the Lola Lock...Lola Martinez & Lola Luftnagle!
The Lolas!
And in the blue corner...
The Challengers...
Their Motorcity Slam is devestating...
And their Abdominal Stretch is unstoppable... Charlene Davidson & Mad Dog Shanon!
The Davidsons!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go...
Charlene Davidson puts Lola Martinez in a Abdominal Stretch!
Charlene Davidson trys to make Lola Martinez submit.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Lola Martinez.
Lola Martinez won't give up
Lola Martinez won't tap out!
Lola Martinez with a jawbreaker drop.
Charlene Davidson puts Lola Martinez in a Abdominal Stretch!
Charlene Davidson trys to make Lola Martinez submit.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Lola Martinez.
Lola Martinez won't give up
Lola Martinez won't tap out!
Lola Martinez whips Charlene Davidson into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Charlene Davidson.
Charlene Davidson breaks the hold.
Lola Martinez executes a dropkick.
Charlene Davidson gets Lola Martinez in a torture rack backbreaker.
Charlene Davidson trys to make Lola Martinez submit.
Lola Martinez breaks the hold.
Lola Luftnagle with a kick in the face.
Mad Dog Shanon whips Lola Luftnagle into the ropes... DDT.
Mad Dog Shanon rolls Lola Luftnagle up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Mad Dog Shanon's not gonna pin Lola Luftnagle that easily!
Charlene Davidson chops Lola Martinez in the corner.
Charlene Davidson rakes the eyes & takes Lola Martinez down.
Lola Martinez gets Charlene Davidson in a Lola Lock!
Lola Martinez whips Mad Dog Shanon into the ropes... short lariat.
That short lariat just mowed Mad Dog Shanon right down!
Lola Martinez hits the PCA Blast.
Lola Martinez executes a monkeyflip.
Lola Martinez covers Charlene Davidson.
Kickout! Charlene Davidson still has a lot of fight !
Lola Martinez hammers Charlene Davidson with the bell.
Charlene Davidson staggers and falls...
Lola Martinez throws the bell out of the ring.
Lola Martinez covers Charlene Davidson.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Charlene Davidson kicks out at one!
Lola Martinez with a jawbreaker drop.
Charlene Davidson puts Lola Martinez in a Abdominal Stretch!
Mad Dog Shanon gets Lola Luftnagle in a STF.
Shaylene Tanner: Ow normal people don't bend that way!
Charlene Davidson takes Lola Martinez down with a flying forearm.
Lola Martinez puts Charlene Davidson in a Dragon Sleeper.
Charlene Davidson rips at Lola Martinez's eyes.
Charlene Davidson rolls Lola Martinez up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Charlene Davidson's not gonna pin Lola Martinez that easily!
Charlene Davidson whips Lola Martinez into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Lola Martinez.
Referee Joanie Lee holds Lola Martinez's arm up.
It falls limply...
Lola Martinez's arm falls again.
Lola Martinez is out cold!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winners of the match... Charlene Davidson!
The Davidsons have just become the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions!
Referee Joanie Lee raises The Davidsons's hands!


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Shaylene Tanner:Charlene put Lola Martinez in a sleeper and took the
W-UEW Tag Team Titles away from The Lolas!I gotta say it was a fair fight
and The Davidsons came out on top!The Davidsons are The NEW W-UEW
Tag Team Champions!

Cornette:AWA's Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk are challenging X-Factor!They
think they can dethrone The UEW Tag Team Champions!They are a tough
team but X-Factor has been unbeatable!Let's goto the ring!

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UEW Tag Titles

X-Factor vs. Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk
For the UEW Tag Team Championship!
In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match!
Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner...
They're the UEW Tag Team Champions & masters of the X Factor
And the X-Terminator...Rattler X & X Warhawk!
X-Factor!
And in the blue corner...
The Challengers...
Their Piledriver is devestating...
And their Double Leglock is unstoppable... Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk!
Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go...
X Warhawk with a kick in the face.
Rattler X whips Rip Hawk into the ropes... powerslam.
Rattler X slams Swede Hansen to the canvas.
Rattler X gets Swede Hansen in a scorpian deathlock.
Rattler X goes for a submission!
Swede Hansen breaks the hold.
Swede Hansen nails Rattler X with a powerbomb.
Shaylene Tanner: Ooh you can bet that hurt!
Swede Hansen rolls Rattler X up.
Rattler X shrugs Swede Hansen off!
Swede Hansen nails Rattler X with a powerbomb.
Shaylene Tanner: Ooh you can bet that hurt!
X Warhawk bashes Swede Hansen's face!
Shaylene Tanner: Hey what is this... come on Ref!
Swede Hansen arm wringer into an armbar... kick in the gut
Rip Hawk nails Rattler X with a shoulderblock.
Swede Hansen takes Rattler X down with a headbutt.
Swede Hansen takes X Warhawk down with a hiptoss.
Swede Hansen gets Rattler X in a torture rack backbreaker.
Rip Hawk takes Rattler X down with a Japanese arm drag.
Rip Hawk steals a chair from Rattler X & throws it to Swede Hansen!
Swede Hansen DDT on the steel chair.
Shaylene Tanner: X Warhawk is on DREAMSTREET!
Rip Hawk nails X Warhawk with a reverse neckbreaker.
X Warhawk veals Swede Hansen out of the corner.
X Warhawk picks Swede Hansen up & slams Swede Hansen to the mat.
Rattler X whips Rip Hawk into the ropes... powerslam.
Swede Hansen whips X Warhawk into the ropes...dropkick.
Rattler X suplex over the top!
Rattler X whips Swede Hansen into the ringpost.
X-Factor toss Swede Hansen back into the ring.
X Warhawk goes under the ring and emerges with a trashcan lid!
X Warhawk smashes Rip Hawk with the trashcan lid.
Shaylene Tanner: Gees I'll bet that smarts!
Rattler X whips Swede Hansen into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Rattler X gets Swede Hansen in a chokehold.
Rattler X covers Swede Hansen.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Swede Hansen kicks out at one!
The fight goes to the outside!
Rattler X slams Swede Hansen's head into the announcer's table.
X-Factor throws Swede Hansen back into the ring!
Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk flips Rattler X over the top rope!
Swede Hansen whips Rattler X into the guardrail.
Rip Hawk nails Rattler X with a elbowdrop!
Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk throws Rattler X back into the ring.
Swede Hansen whips X Warhawk into the ropes...dropkick.
X Warhawk whips Swede Hansen into the ropes... powerslam.
Rattler X whips Swede Hansen into the ropes... reverse elbowsmash.
Swede Hansen rips at Rattler X's eyes.
Swede Hansen rolls Rattler X up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Swede Hansen's not gonna pin Rattler X that easily!
Swede Hansen whips Rattler X into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Rattler X gets Swede Hansen in a X-Terminator!
Swede Hansen whips X Warhawk into the ropes...dropkick.
Rip Hawk whips Rattler X into the ropes... powerslam.
Rattler X executes a monkeyflip.
X Warhawk veals Swede Hansen out of the corner.
X Warhawk picks Swede Hansen up & slams Swede Hansen to the mat.
X Warhawk covers Swede Hansen.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Swede Hansen kicks out at one!
Swede Hansen tosses a chair to Rip Hawk!
Rip Hawk hits X Warhawk with the steel chair.
X Warhawk is dazed!
X Warhawk with a bodyblock! Swede Hansen falls onto the floor!
X Warhawk nails Swede Hansen with a brainbuster on the concrete.
X-Factor works Swede Hansen over! Rip Hawk makes the save!
X-Factor and Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk climb back into the ring!
Swede Hansen whips X Warhawk into the ropes...dropkick.
Rip Hawk whips Rattler X into the ropes... powerslam.
Rip Hawk whips X Warhawk into the ropes...
Rip Hawk stops X Warhawk with a big right hand.
Swede Hansen whips Rattler X into the ropes... sleeperhold.
X Warhawk with a bodyblock! Swede Hansen falls onto the floor!
X Warhawk nails Swede Hansen with a brainbuster on the concrete.
X-Factor works Swede Hansen over! Rip Hawk makes the save!
X-Factor and Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk climb back into the ring!
Rattler X slams Swede Hansen to the canvas.
X Warhawk chokes Swede Hansen on the top ring rope.
Swede Hansen rakes Rattler X's face.
Referee Joanie Lee warns Swede Hansen.
Swede Hansen takes X Warhawk down with a hiptoss.
X Warhawk slides a chair in to Rattler X!
Rattler X executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair.
CLANG! Shaylene Tanner: That'll make you see double!
They're fighting next to the Announcer's Table!
Rattler X suplexes Rip Hawk into the 1st row.
Rip Hawk's head gets bashed into a fan's seat!
The fans mob Rip Hawk who jumps back over the guardrail!
Rattler X tosses Rip Hawk back into the ring.
Swede Hansen applies a Japanese Sleeperclaw on Rattler X!
The fight goes to the outside!
Rattler X slams Swede Hansen's head into the announcer's table.
X-Factor throws Swede Hansen back into the ring!
X-Factor Double Suplex Swede Hansen onto the floor!
Rattler X whips Swede Hansen into the guardrail.
X-Factor doubleteam Swede Hansen!
X Warhawk tosses Swede Hansen back into the ring.
Rattler X slams Swede Hansen to the canvas.
X Warhawk chokes Swede Hansen on the top ring rope.
X Warhawk covers Swede Hansen.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Swede Hansen gets a shoulder up just in time!
The fight goes to the outside!
Rattler X slams Swede Hansen's head into the announcer's table.
X-Factor throws Swede Hansen back into the ring!
Rattler X gets Swede Hansen in a chokehold.
Rattler X whips Rip Hawk into the ropes... short lariat.
That short lariat just mowed Rip Hawk right down!
Swede Hansen punches Rattler X!
Rattler X goes to the outside to slow the match down.
Swede Hansen nails Rattler X with a suicide dive!
Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk throws Rattler X back into the ring.
Swede Hansen rolls Rattler X up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Swede Hansen
Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions!

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Cornette:HOLEY HANNAH!Swede & Hawk are The NEW UEW Tag Team
Champions!It was oneheckuva fight!Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk are the
winners!

Shaylene Tanner:Melanie Puckett puts her W-UEW on the line!Her opponent
is that deranged maniac from Amsterdam...Stephanie Paine!

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W-UEW Title

Melanie Puckett vs. Stephanie Paine
For the W-UEW championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
She's the W-UEW champion...
The master of the Puckett Powerslam
And the STF...Melanie Puckett!
And in the blue corner...
The challenger...
Her Guillotine Legdrop is the best in Wrestling...
And her World of Paine is unstoppable... Stephanie Paine!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Melanie Puckett executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair.
CLANG! Lawler: That'll make you see double!
Stephanie Paine takes Melanie Puckett down with a Japanese arm drag.
Stephanie Paine DDT on a steel chair.
Lawler: Melanie Puckett's fans yell obscenities!
Melanie Puckett gets Stephanie Paine up... bodyslam!
Melanie Puckett veals Stephanie Paine out of the corner.
Melanie Puckett picks her up & slams Stephanie Paine to the mat.
Stephanie Paine throws the bell at Melanie Puckett!
CLANG! Melanie Puckett drops... she may be hurt.
Stephanie Paine throws her back into the ring.
Stephanie Paine rolls Melanie Puckett up.
Melanie Puckett shrugs Stephanie Paine off!
Stephanie Paine whips Melanie Puckett into the ropes... DDT.
Melanie Puckett nails Stephanie Paine with a spinning plancha.
Lawler:Oh man! Stephanie Paine got hit hard that time!
Melanie Puckett executes monkeyflip.
Melanie Puckett nails Stephanie Paine with a closed fist!
Stephanie Paine scoots out of the ring to slow the match down.
Melanie Puckett nails Stephanie Paine from behind!
Melanie Puckett drags her back and throws her back into the ring!
Melanie Puckett whips Stephanie Paine into the ropes... powerslam.
Melanie Puckett nails Stephanie Paine with a spinning plancha.
Lawler:Oh man! Stephanie Paine got hit hard that time!
Melanie Puckett hits the Puckett Powerslam.
Stephanie Paine & Melanie Puckett double clothesline.Both women are down!
Referee Joanie Lee checks Stephanie Paine & Melanie Puckett are down.
One! Two! Three...
Stephanie Paine is up!
Melanie Puckett with a kick in the face.
Melanie Puckett gets Stephanie Paine in a STF!
Melanie Puckett whips Stephanie Paine into the ropes... short lariat.
That short lariat just mowed Stephanie Paine right down!
Melanie Puckett covers Stephanie Paine.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Melanie Puckett is the winner!
Joanie Lee raises Melanie Puckett's hand!
Melanie Puckett retains the W-UEW champion!

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Shaylene Tanner:Melanie Puckett pulls off a win in a very tough match!
Stephanie Paine pull every dirty trick she could muster,but Melane put
together a couple of big moves at the end of the match,that made the
difference!Melanie Puckett is YOUR W-UEW Champiopn!

Mr C:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion
Techno faces former champ GFreak!

GFreak:GFreak is your hookup!I'm BIG POPPA PUMP and I'm here to
reclaim The UEW Unified World Title...ONE MORE TIME!Holler if you
hear me!

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UEW Unified World Title

Techno vs. GFreak
For the UEW Unified World championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
He is the UEW Unified World champion...
The master of the Techno Pop
And the Ear Piercing Blast...Techno!
And in the blue corner...
His T-Bone Suplex is the best in Wrestling...
And his Recliner is unstoppable... GFreak!
The Referee for the match is Rick Santos.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Techno nails GFreak with a piledriver.
Techno flattens GFreak with a flying bodypress.
Techno puts GFreak in a Dragon Sleeper.
Referee Rick Santos checks GFreak.
GFreak breaks the hold.
GFreak chops him in the corner.
He rakes his eyes & takes Techno down.
GFreak rolls Techno up.
Techno shrugs GFreak off!
GFreak chops him in the corner.
He rakes his eyes & takes Techno down.
GFreak suplexes Techno through a table.
Lawler: Ooh that's gotta hurt!
GFreak throws him back into the ring.
GFreak hits Techno with the steel steps.
Techno staggers & falls flat on his face!
GFreak throws him back into the ring.
GFreak punches Techno!
Techno goes to the outside to slow the match down.
GFreak nails him with a suicide dive!
GFreak throws him back into the ring.
GFreak hits him with a bulldog on the floor.
Lawler: Wow head first into the concrete!
GFreak throws him back into the ring.
Techno gets GFreak in a Ear Piercing Blast!
Techno hammers GFreak with a 2 by 4!
GFreak has been lacerated!
Techno whips GFreak into the ringpost.
Techno tosses him back into the ring.
GFreak hits him with a bulldog on the floor.
Lawler: Wow head first into the concrete!
GFreak throws him back into the ring.
Techno nails GFreak with a closed fist!
GFreak scoots out of the ring to slow the match down.
Techno nails GFreak from behind!
Techno drags him back and throws him back into the ring!
Techno nails GFreak with a brainbuster on the concrete.
GFreak punches Techno!
Techno goes to the outside to slow the match down.
GFreak nails him with a suicide dive!
GFreak throws him back into the ring.
Techno whips GFreak into the ropes... reverse elbowsmash.
GFreak hits him with a steel chair.
Techno has been busted wide open!
Techno whips GFreak into the guardrail.
Techno tosses him back into the ring.
GFreak connects with a standing dropkick.
GFreak rolls Techno up.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... GFreak!
Rick Santos raises the NEW champion's hand!

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Shaylene Tanner:I don't believe this Jimmy!We've new Tag Champions
Male and Female,a new UEW Japan Champion and now a NEW UEW
Unified World Champion!I believe this is GFreak's 10th reign!It's been
a phenominal night!We have a bunch of new Champions!We are...

(PHZZZT!Screen goes black...)

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[crimsoncross]

Thats some excellent action, man you really like the details...

[Dr B]

Crimson Cross-
I use my UEW Wrestling Simulators to do these type of cards.I thought sim were dead,but I'm having fun keeping it alive!

It's really brings my wrestlers to life.It bring a reality feel.

Dr B

[WTIC]

Interesting prelims! Wasn't Alpha Pod the name of the Power Rangers robot guy?

Kaufman VS Lawler = CLASSIC!

Lolas lost? Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Way to go, Swede & Hawk!

Melanie is tough!

Go, GFreak!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Alpha Pod...Power Rangers Robot?Maybe.I think I got the idea from that movie that had Pod People.I forget what it was called.

Kaufman got what he deserved.Jerry is The UEW Japan Champion!

The Davidsons have experience on their side.They played divide and conquer with The Lolas.

Swede Hansen & Rip Hawk destroyed X-Factor!Finally!Hanesen & Hawk and The NEW Tag Champs!

Melanie Puckett is the only champion on that card to still have her Title!She beat Kelly's favorite wrestler Stephanie Paine!Tough match Melanie came out on top!

GFreak is The 2nd Greatest Champion in UEW History!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Company - UEW



Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
GFreak got pounded by 4 Wrestlers half way through the interview!
Real Deal Natale laughs,the ambush worked! GFreak was stretchered out!

***Ellen Page vs Mila Kunis***
Ellen Page wins by submission

***Enzyme vs Plowboy Zeke***
Enzyme wins by submission

***Imitation Elvi vs The Farmhands***
Farmhand Frankie pinned Kid Creole,The Farmhands win the match

***Jackyl vs King Dark***
King Dark gets a big win using a devastating Egyptian Splash

***Enforcer Brooke vs Axekick Alissa in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Enforcer Brooke ducks Axekick Alissa's punch,then finishes her with a ripping Right to the Jaw



UEW Tag Titles

***Hansen & Hawk vs Stevens & Patterson for the UEW Tag Team Title***
Stevens & Patterson destroy Swede Hansen with their Bombs Aweigh Kneedrop, Stevens & Patterson are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions
Hansen & Hawk feeling they were robbed attacked Stevens & Patterson with Steel Chairs



W-UEW Title

***Melanie Puckett vs Hardbody Holly for the W-UEW Title***
Melanie Puckett blocked a Press Slam then chokes Hardbody Holly with the strap to get the win Melanie Puckett is the W-UEW Champion



UEW Unified World Title

***GFreak vs Real Deal Natale for the UEW Unified World Title in a Falls Count Anywhere Match***
GFreak gets the win with a T-Bone Suplex in the parking lot,GFreak is the UEW Unified World Champion

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[WTIC]

Yay, Ellen's debut! COOL!

Go, Enzyme!

Frankie had a good match!

Nice win by King Dark!

Brooke looked great in that match!

New champs? Cool!

Melanie deserves to be champ!

GFreak looking freaky out there!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Ellen Page won too!

Plowboy Zeke ios so much bigger than Enzyme,but Enzyme is a master strategist!

Imitation Elvi have left the building!The Farmhands really dusted their crop!

King Dark outwrestled The Jackal

Never underestimate Enforcer Brooke's punching power!

Ray Stevens and Pat Patterson are The NEW Tag Champs!I though Hansen & Hawk could take them!

Melanie is holding on tight to that W-UEW Title!

GFreak holds on to the UEW Unified World Title for another week!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Company - UEW



Announcer: Welcome to Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
GFreak's interview went well until Strong Machine attacked using a chair!

***Rockin' Rene vs Talia Morgan***
Rockin' Rene vs Talia Morgan :Match thrown out

***Pete Moss vs Wah Hun Lo***
Pete Moss wins by pinfall

***The Farmhands vs Death by Fire***
Farmhand Frankie pinned Mr Khren,The Farmhands win the match

***Jamie-Lynn vs Hilary***
Jamie-Lynn takes Hilary out with a Spear

***Brooke Shields vs NGO Brooke Hogan in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Brooke Shields knocks NGO Brooke Hogan out with wicked Roundhouse Right



***Stevens & Patterson vs The Bolos for the UEW Tag Team Title***
The Bolos destroy Ray Stevens with their Flying Lariat, The Bolos are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions
The Bolos tried to take Steven & Patterson out,but Stevens & Patterson nailed them with a Bomb Aweigh Kneedrop



***Melanie Puckett vs Lalaine for the W-UEW Title***
Both wrestlers were counted out while fighting at ringside
Lalaine goes wild & beats Melanie Puckett with a chair
(Dr B signs a Cage Match between Melanie Puckett and Lalaine for the next card the winner will be W-UEW Champion)



***GFreak vs Strong Machine for the UEW Unified World Title in a Cage ***
GFreak destroyed Strong Machine in the Cage Match & retains UEW Unified World Championship

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[WTIC]

Pete Moss? I heard that name somewhere before!

Farmhands looking good there!

Go, Jamie Lynn!

Poor Brooke Hogan!

Bolos with an excellent match!

My money's on Melanie!

GFreak freakin' rules!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Peat Moss it's that stuff you buy at the nursery to put on your plants,like fertilizer.

Farmhands are two and 0!They need a title match soon!

Jamie-Lynn beat Hilary,she needs a title match too!

Enforcer Brooke keeps KOing her opponents Hogan...latest victim!

Piece of wrestling trivia...Bolos,Mongols and Russian Assassins all the same guys!That Ax guy from Demoliton was a member of each of those teams.

Melanie Puckett vs Lalaine in a Cage will be a great matchup!Two hard to beat wrestlers!

GFreak is having quite a Title reign!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Company - UEW

Announcer: Welcome to Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Mayhem!
We're coming to you LIVE from UEW Arena!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
GFreak got pounded by 4 Wrestlers half way through the interview!
Genocide laughs,the ambush worked! GFreak was stretchered out!

***COMMERCIAL***
CALIFORNIA GRILLS ARE HOT STUFF!

***Terminator Mastino vs The Commando***
Terminator Mastino vs The Commando :Match thrown out

***Black Tiger vs Masked Manchurian***
Black Tiger wins by submission

***MX vs P-Girls***
Pickles Pink got a 3 count on Mistress X,P-Girls win the match

***Mosher Girl vs Bartender Beth in a Deathmatch***
Some fans got hurt during a ringside scuffle,The Referee demands a Double DQ

***Christy C Romano vs Enforcer Brooke in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
It was a brawl,Christy C Romano bashes Enforcer Brooke's face with a Left/Right Combination to get the KO

***The Davidsons vs Pajama Party for the W-UEW Tag Team Title***
Harlene Davidson blocks PJ Vanessa's Sleeper,and got a submission win The Davidsons are the W-UEW Tag Team Champions

***Melanie Puckett vs Lalaine for the W-UEW Title in a 1st Blood Match***
Lalaine breaks a 2X4 across Melanie Puckett's face,causing her to bleed,Lalaine is the NEW W-UEW Champion

***GFreak vs Genocide for the UEW Unified World Title in a Cage ***
GFreak defeats Genocide with a T-Bone Suplex in a blood drenched Cage Match & retains UEW Unified World Championship

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