HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 4, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,986)

* Dolly Lamma pinned Calico with the Andromeda Drop.

* Boogie Lou pinned Slap Stick with the DISCO DUCK.

* The Vindicators defeated the Shipwrecks when Wesley Poe pinned Titanic with the Crooked Side Suplex.

* Ginger Snaps pinned Lucy Kannin with the SNAP YOUR NECK.

* Party Harty pinned Chad Angel with the BOMBED SWAN.

* Perry Noya pinned Mousawa with the TRUST ISSUES.

* The Kings of the Swamp defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when Croc Od'Ile pinned G-Rilla with the DEATH ROLE.

* Alison Chainz pinned Mynx with the ROOSTER.

* The Blue Dragon Dojo defeated Empire Elite when Saiji Takahashi pinned Mars with the Dojo-Rana.

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RE-MATCH

Kailani successfully defended the PIP Ladies title when she pinned Colly Flower with the Kailani Clothesline.

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MAIN EVENT

Bayne became the new PIP Heavyweight champion when he made Salami Joe submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 5, 2125

(Total Attendance: 6,680)



* Daisy Graze didn't make it easy for Kay Oss, proving to be very resiliant. Unfortunately for Daisy, resiliance wasn't enough to keep her from being pinned by the HOSTILE MAKEOVER.

* Yoshi Toramasu had no trouble dealing with Brown Starfish, as he easily pinned him with the FLIGHT OF THE BLUE DRAGON.

* The Barnyard Brawler pinned Dustin DeWind after a few minutes of back and forth action with the Pecking Order.

* Despite excellent teamwork between the Webb brothers, LAX defeated the Tangled Webbs by disqualification when Adam Webb repeatedly whipped Skrit into the security barrier.

* Chickfighter defeated Halle Burton by count out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor.

* In their second-ever meeting, Epsilon Beta showed that while it might be easy to knock the Samoan Hippo Savage Umagapotamus down, it's quite another kettle of fish to keep him down, as the hippo Animan put away Ambrosia's husband with the SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE.

* Despite being hit with the CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN, Flexicon managed to battle back and pin Saint Bernard with MR. UNIVERSE.

* Princess Barbelle hit Pearl E. Gates with everything but the kitchen sink, including at least 3 CROWN ROYALEs, before finally putting her away with a military press drop.

* Maiden Patriot put up a tremendous fight against the mysterious voodoo woman Fey Linn, but in the end, she went down to the BLACKOUT.

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MAIN EVENT

In a match of the year candidate, the two teams exhibited excellent teamwork and frequent tags, but in the end, Shooting Star managed to pin Virtue with the HURRIKICK.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 9, 2125

(Total Attendance: 5,376)

(With the singles division shortened by injuries and suspensions, HWA and PIP owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley continued to borrow wrestlers and teams from PIP to help increase the fan draw.)

* Scott Creed pinned Chad Angel from PIP with My Own Prison.

* Umagapotamus from PIP pinned Harvard Yale with a Super Samoan Drop.

* The Blue Dragon Dojo from PIP defeated Road-Rayge when Tokimasu Matsudaira pinned Rayge with the PATH OF THE SAMAURAI.

* The Ark Angels defeated the Shipwrecks from PIO when Gabriel pinned Valdez with GOD'S WILL.

* The TNT Boyz defeated the Damn Dirty Apes from PIP when Terry pinned G-Rilla with the C-4.

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The Destructive Forces captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the Annihilators when Volcano pinned Krogon after Tornado dropped an elbow on Krogon while the referee was putting Pthalos (who was trying to stop Tornado from saving Volcano from the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION) back in the corner.

* Zero Gravity from PIP won their hardest-fought match in their career by defeating the Samoan Vice Squad when Hyperdrive pinned S'Nunu with the GRAVITY BOMB.

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Big Poppa Roach once again became the HWA Tri-Planetary champion when he pinned Victor E. with the ROACH MOTEL.

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MAIN EVENT

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NON-TITLE MATCH[/center]

Warren Peace pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan with the ART OF WAR.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 10, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,440)

* The C&C Connection were defeated by the debuting team of Devil's Due (Ann Thraxx & Satanna the Space Vixen) when Satanna pinned Carissa with IDOL HANDS.

* Holly Wood made her former Walk of Fame partner Barbie Blaze tap out to the California Crab.

* Shannon Egans pinned Bootylicious Bertha with CALLING SHENANIGANS.

* Everything Nice defeated the Slum Angels when Spyce pinned Mellon Collie Molly with a swinging neckbreaker.

* Holly Pena pinned Abercrombie [censored] with the PICANTE.

* Esther-Jenn defeated the Sisters of Pain when Esther pinned Jenna Love with a deathjump cross body block.

* 'Nuff's Enough defeated the Molto Bellas when Justine Nuff pinned Bella Donna with a hurricanrana.

* Val Hailey made Demiah the Devil's Daughter submit to the HONORED DEAD.

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RE-MATCH

The Queen Bees held onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team champions when Queen Bee #1 pinned Julie with the SWARM ATTACK.

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MAIN EVENT

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Val Kira pinned Sarah N. Dipity with VAL KIRA'S RIDE to successfully defend the HWA Ladies title.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 11, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,340)

* Pouch pinned Hefhawg with the Marsupial Throw.

* Daisy Graze pinned Calico with the F' EWE.

* The Tangled Webbs defeated L.A.X. when "Asswhippin'" Adam Webb pinned Skrit with the ASSWHIPPER..

* Boogie Lou pinned Dustin DeWind with the DISCO DUCK.

* Umagapotamus pinned Party Harty with a running spear.

* Chickfighter pinned "Krazee" Kay Oss with the ASS-SAULT.

* Chad Angel rebounded from his loss in his appearance in the HWA when he pinned Epsilon Beta with the LIGHTS OUT.

* The Blue Dragon Dojo defeated Empire Elite when Tokimasu Matsudaira pinned Mars with the PATH OF THE SAMAURAI.

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Fey Linn pinned Kailani with the BLACKOUT to become the new PIP Ladies champion.

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MAIN EVENT

Bayne successfully defended the PIP Heavyweight champion when he made Salami Joe submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

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PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 5, 2125

(Total Attendance: 7,846)



* Colly Flower pinned Dolly Lamma with the DOG'S DAY.

* Slap Stick pinned Brown Starfish with the RUNNING GAG.

* The Flock defeated the Vindicators when Black Sheep pinned Wesley Poe with the COUNTING SHEEP.

* Yoshi Toramasu pinned the Barnyard Brawler with the FLIGHT OF THE BLUE DRAGON.

* Lucy Kannin pinned Ginger Snaps with the LIGHT THE FUSE.

* Flexicon made Mousawa submit to MR. OLYMPIA.

* Halle Burton pinned Pearl E. Gates with the ILLEGAL BRIEFS.

* Animosity defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when Flaw pinned G-Rilla with the VIRTUALLY FLAWLESS.

* Saint Bernard pinned Perry Noya with the RESCUE MISSION.

* Alison Chainz pinned Princess Barbell with the ROOSTER.

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MAIN EVENT

The match between Zero Gravity and the Kings of the Swamp ended in a double disqualification following a brawl between both teams when Ali Ga'Tor attempted to save Croc Od'Ile from being pinned with Shooting Star's HURRIKICK. However, since titles sanctioned by Orion Wrestling Promotions can only change hands on a pinfall or submission, Zero Gravity remained the PIP Tag Team champions.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 16, 2125

(Total Attendance: 4,872)

* Scott Creed pinned Shawn Harrigan with MY SACRIFICE.

* The Ark Angels defeated the Samoan Vice Squad when Gabriel pinned Tika after Michael dropped an elbow on Tika in order to save Gabriel from being pinned by a jumping DDT.

* The TNT Boyz defeated Road-Rayge when Tracey pinned Rayge with the IMPLOSION.

* Sheik Khalid Sirhan made Harvard Yale submit to a camel clutch.

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The Annihilators re-captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the Destructive Forces when Krogon pinned Tornado with the FRANKEN-KROGON.

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Victor E. pinned Big Poppa Roach with the VICTOR E. PRESS to re-capture the HWA Tri-Planetary title.

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MAIN EVENT

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Warren Peace pinned Hurricane with the Aerial Maneuvers to hold onto the HWA Heavyweight title.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 17, 2125

(Total Attendance: 9,658)

* The C&C Connection defeated the debuting team of Satan's Sisters (Demonica & Diabolique) when Chandra pinned Demonica with the CRESCENT KICK..

* The Jackson Jills defeated the Slum Angels when Julie pinned Mellon Collie Molly with the WIDOW'S PEAK.

* Barbie Blaze pinned Bootylicious Bertha with B-MOVIE BLAST.

* Holly Wood pinned Shannon Egans with THE STAR IS BORN.

* Everything Nice defeated Devil's Due when Sugah pinned Ann Thraxx with the EYE CANDY.

* Holly Pena pinned Abercrombie [CENSORED] with a corkscrew 450 splash.

* The Sisters of Pain defeated the Molto Bellas when Debbie Hate pinned Bella Donna with the Brainbuster.

* The Sisters At Heart defeated Esther-Jenn when Ambrosia pinned Esther with the SNEDEKER SLAM.

* Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Val Hailey when Devil's Due and Satan's Sisters inexplicably came down to ringside and distracted the referee as Ann Thraxx tossed in a huge club known as the UGLY STICK to Demiah, who then used it on Val Hailey before tossing it out and getting the 3 count. After the match, Demiah was welcomed into the new stable now known as the Beautiful Wickedness.

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The Queen Bees successfully defended the HWA Ladies Tag Team champions against 'Nuff's Enough when Queen Bee #2 pinned Justine Nuff with the SWARM ATTACK.

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MAIN EVENT

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Val Kira pinned Sarah N. Dipity with VAL KIRA'S RIDE to successfully defend the HWA Ladies title.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 18, 2125

(Total Attendance: 8,272)

* Colly Flower pinned Kay Oss with the German Shepard suplex.

* Slap Stick pinned Salami Joe with the RUNNING GAG.

* The Flock defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when G-Rilla was counted out after chasing Bruder Galgen around the ring when he

attempted to save Black Sheep from being pinned by GOIN' APE.

* Mousawa pinned the Barnyard Brawler with the ALBINO FLOWSION.

* The Shipwrecks defeated L.A.X when Valdez pinned Skritt with the Elbow Smash x3.

* Halle Burton pinned Ginger Snaps with the ILLEGAL BRIEFS.

* Yoshi Toramasu defeated Perry Noya by count out when Perry left the building through the crowd after being hit with an enzuigiri.

* Animosity defeated Empire Elite when Flaw pinned Mars with the VIRTUALLY FLAWLESS.

* Chickfighter pinned Princess Barbellw with the ASS-SAULT.

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Umagapotamus pinned Bayne with the SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE to become the new PIP Heavyweight champion

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MAIN EVENT

RE-MATCH

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Kailani defeated Fey Linn by disqualificaiton when Fey Linn repeatedly whipped Kailani into the security barrier. However, since

OWP-sanctioned titles only change hands on a pinfall or submission, Fey Linn is still the PIP Ladies champion.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 19, 2125

(Total Attendance: 8,074)

* Brown Starfish made Hefhawg submit to the CORNHOLE MUTILATION.

* Calico made Dolly Lamma submit to the Adorbale Face Claw.

* Lucy Kannin made short work of Daisy Graze, putting her away quickly with the LIGHT THE FUSE.

* The Vindicators defeated the debuting team of the 18 Wheelers (Ken Wurth & Peter Bilt) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Ken Wurth and Kincade.

* Boogie Lou pinned Epsilon Beta with the DISCO DUCK.

* Party Harty defeated Chad Angel by disqualification when Chad repeatedly whipped Harty into the security barrier.

* The Kings of the Swamp defeated the Tangled Webbs whn Ali Ga'Tor pinned Josh Webb with the TAILSAULT.

* Pearl E. Gates pinned Mynx with a small package after being tossed into the ropes.

* Flexicon made Saint Bernard submit to the MR. USA.

* Alison Chainz pinned Maiden Patriot with a backbreaker.

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MAIN EVENT

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The Blue Dragon Dojo became the new PIP Tag Team champions when Saiji Takahashi pinned Hyperdrive with the TAKAHASHI SPECIAL.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 23, 2125

(Total Attendance: 6,128)

* Shawn Harrigan pinned Gangurru with THE BEST FINISHER EVER.

* Harvard Yale pinned Big Poppa Roach with the LAW REVIEW.

* The match between the Destructive Forces and the Samoan Vice Squad ended in a double disqualification when a brawl

outside the ring between Tornado and S'Nunu got out of control. Both teams fought all the way back to the backstage

area.

* The Ark Angels defeated Road-Rayge when Gabriel pinned Rayge by GOD'S WILL.

* Hurricane made Dewie Cheatham tap out to a Boston crab.

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The TNT Boyz became the new HWA Tag Team champions when Terry pinned Krogon of the Annihilators with the IMPLOSION.

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Victor E. pinned Scott Creed with the Victory Roll to retain the HWA Tri-Planetary title.

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MAIN EVENT

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Warren Peace pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan with the ART OF WAR to hold onto the HWA Heavyweight title.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

October 24, 2125

(Total Attendance: 9,262)

* Satan's Sisters defeated the C&C Connection when Demonica pinned Carissa by TWISTED SISTERS.

* The Jackson Jills defeated the Slum Angels when Peppermint Patty pinned Annie Social with the PATTYCAKE.

* Barbie Blaze defeated Bootylicious Bertha by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.

* Shannon Egans pinned Holly Wood with the CALLING SHENANIGANS.

* Devil's Due (with the rest of the Beautiful Wickedness at ringside) defeated the Molto Bellas when Satanna pinned Bella Donna

with a handspring back elbow. Twice during the match, the "Ugly Stick" came into play, including once when Ann Thraxx was about

to be pinned by Bella Donna with the BELLA FLOP in order to break up the pin.

* The Sisters of Pain defeated Esther-Jenn when Esther was counted out.

* The match between the Sisters At Heart and 'Nuff's Enough to determine who would face the Queen Bees later in the night for the

HWA Tag Team titles was ruled a "no contest" when the Beautiful Wickedness ran down to the ring and Diabolique blasted both

Desiree and Justine Nuff with the "Ugly Stick" while Demiah, Demonica, Ann Thraxx and Satanna attacked Ambrosia, Tuffy Nuff and

the referee. HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley entered the ring in order to put a stop to the carnage, threatening to fire the group on the spot if they didn't leave the ring, but Demiah sneaked up behind him with a black plastic bag and threw it over his head, suffocating him until Diabolique hit him in the face with the "Ugly Stick" as well before security escorted the entire group out of the building.

* Val Hailey defeated Demiah the Devil's Daughter by forfeit, due to Demiah being escorted from the building..

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The Queen Bees retained the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles by default, due to there being no winner in the Sisters at Heart/'Nuff's

Enough match because of the interference by the Beautiful Wickedness.

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MAIN EVENT

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Sarah N. Dipity became the new HWA Ladies champion when she pinned Val Kira with the HAPPY ACCIDENT.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 25, 2125

(Total Attendance: A record 10,368)

(Before the first match, the cameras cut to a news conference held earlier today. Betty Perez, personal secretary for HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley, walked up to the podium and opened a folder.)

BETTY PEREZ

I have a statement from Mr. Helmsley that he asked me to read to you. "Because of the unprovoked attack upon myself by Demiah and the Beautiful Wickedness, I have suffered a broken nose and have temporarily lost the ability to speak. For this action alone, I have fined all five members of the Beautiful Wickedness and have suspeneded them for the next three months. Ladies, you're getting off easy this time, but if you continue your unprovoked attacks not only on the HWA talent but its staff as well, your contracts will be immediately terminated. As for the match that they ruined between the Sisters At Heart and 'Nuff's Enough, the doctors for both Desiree and Ms. Justine Nuff have assured me that their concussions were mild, and that both women should be cleared to return to the ring as early as our next show. Therefore, I'm re-scheduling the match between the Sisters At heart and 'Nuff's Enough for the October 31 show, with the winner going on later that night to face the Queen Bees for the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles." Thank you ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have.

* Colly Flower pinned Dolly Lamma with the German Shepard suplex.

* Dustin DeWind pinned Brown Starfish with a piledriver.

* Slap Stick pinned Salami Jo with the RUNNING GAG for a second week in a row.

* The 18 Wheelers defeated the Vindicators when Peter Bilt pinned Kincade with the OVERTURN.

* The Barnyard Brawler pinned Mousawa with the Andromeda Drop.

* Lucy Kannin pinned Pearl E. Gates with the LIGHT THE FUSE.

* For the second week in a row, Blue Dragon Dojo member Yoshi Toramasu defeated Perry Noya by count out when Perry left the building through the crowd.

* The Tangled Webbs defeated the Kings of the Swamp when Adam Webb pinned Croc Od'Ile with the ASSWHIPPER.

* Chickfishter pinned Halle Burton with the ASS-SAULT.

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RE-MATCH

Bayne made Umagapotamus submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER to re-capture the PIP Heavyweight championship.

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MAIN EVENT

RE-MATCH

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Zero Gravity re-captured the PIP Tag Team titles from the Blue Dragon Dojo when Hyperdrive pinned Tokimasu Matsudaira with a leapfrog stun gun.

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HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 26, 2125

(Total Attendance: 9,360)

* Pouch pinned Heffhawg by PLAYING POSSUM.

* Daisy Graze pinned Calico with the F'EWE.

* The Flock defeated the Shipwrecks when Bruder Galgen pinned Valdez with the BLITZ KREIG.

* Edmund Fitzgerald had a successful debut when he pinned Epsilon Beta with THE MIGHTY FITZ.

* Kay Oss pinned Ginger Snaps with the HOSTILE MAKEOVER.

* L.A.X. defeated the Damn Dirty Apes when Bandito pinned Chimpan-Z with the ROAD KILL.

* Party Harty pinned Boogie Lou with the BOMBED SWAN.

* Chad Angel defeated the returning Davey Storm in quick fashion with a running spear off the ropes.

* Flexicon made Saint Bernard submit to the MR. USA.

* Maiden Patriot pinned Mynx with the MAIDEN MISSILE.

* Animosity defeated the Empire Elite when Flaw pinned Mars with a Tornado elbow.

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MAIN EVENT

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"LAST CHANCE" TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH[/center]

Fey Linn denied Kailani her final opportunity to re-capture the PIP Ladies title when she pinned her with the BLACKOUT to hold onto the belt.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 30, 2125

(Total Attendance: 5,595)

* The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the Destructive Forces when S'Nunu pinned Tornado with a double throat thrust.

* Harvard Yale pinned Shawn Harrigan with the LAW REVIEW to earn the right to face Victor E. later in the evening for the HWA Tri-Planetary title. However, after the match, he wasn't finished with his beat down, as Gangurru and Scott Creed ran down to ringside and began repeatedly giving Harrigan the WALKABOUT and MY SACRIFICE as Yale hit repeated Swanton bombs on Harrigan. When it was over, Harrigan was put on a stretcher and will be out of action for 9 shows. HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley appeared on the holovid (sporting a nose guard and speaking in a "gruff-er" voice than usual, thanks to the plastic bag Demiah threw over his head last week) and suspended both Gangurru and Scott Creed for 2 shows. Needless to say, because of these suspensions, Sheik Khalid Sirhan and Dewie Cheatham won their respective singles matches by forfeit.

* The Ark Angels defeated Road-Rayge when Gabriel pinned Roadkill by GOD'S WILL.

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RE-MATCH

The Annihilators re-captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the TNT Boyz when Pthalos pinned Terry with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

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Victor E. successfully defended the HWA Tri-Planetary title by pinning Harvard Yale when Yale threw Victor into the turnbuckle and attempted to follow it up with a running shoulder tackle, only to knock himself out when Victor moved and Yale hit his head on the turnbuckle post.

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MAIN EVENT

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Warren Peace successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned Hurricane with the PEACE TREATY followed by the ART OF WAR.