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Post by barnestormer on Aug 16, 2010 12:59:11 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"LADIES NIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHTS"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
August 16, 2125 (Total Attendance: 7,128) * Esther-Jenn defeated 'Nuff's Enough when Jenn pinned Tuffy Nuff with the PAP SMEAR. * Everything Nice defeated the Sisters of Pain when Sugah pinned Jenna Love with the EYE CANDY. * The Molto Bellas defeated the Walk of Fame when Bella Donna pinned Holly Wood with the BELLA FLOP. After the match, the tensions between Holly and Barbie Blaze continued to surface as they continued arguing and bickering with each other all the way back to the dressing room. * The Sisters At Heart defeated the Queen Bees when Ambrosia pinned "Beulah" with the SNEDEKER SLAM. (We're not sure if it was Beulah or not, because the Bees managed to pull off their illegal "mask switch" during the match, even though they were caught by the referee.) After the match, Ambrosia grabbed the mike. AMBROSIA You know, I don't know about Desiree, but I think I can speak for the fans when I say that we're all sick and tired of your little "mask switch" gimmick. Now, in the past four weeks, almost every time we've faced you, we've beaten you because you've relied too much on that damned gimmick. That's why I'm issuing a challenge for you next week. For all we care, you can keep the masks on for the entire match, because when we beat you next week, you're going to burn those masks in the middle of the ring and will never be allowed to use them in a match ever again. BEATRICE Keep dreaming, little girl. We're not putting our masks on the line for you or anybody. Let's go, Beulah. (The Queen Bees begin to step out of the ring when HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley walks down the aisle with a mike.) VINCENT SHAWN HELMSLEY Hold it right there, you two. You're not going anywhere. As much as I hate to say it, Mrs. Epsilon Beta has a good idea. Frankly, I always thought your little "mask switch" gimmick was a little passe, so I'm signing that match for next week. If the Sisters At Heart defeat you next week, you'll not only must you burn those masks in the middle of the ring, but you can never again wear them in the ring for as long as you are employed by the Heavenly Wrestling Association. BEULAH Oh, is that right? And what do they have to offer us when we win? VINCENT SHAWN HELMSLEY If you win the match, I'll not only make the "mask switch" gimmick legal so that you can use it any time during a match and as many times as you want to use it during the match, but I'll also grant you a shot at the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles the following week. However, I'm nothing if not fair. Just ask that moron, Harvard Yale. If the Sisters defeat you next week, not only do you lose the mask gimmick, but they get the tag team title shot. Now you may leave the ring, and i suggest you do it quickly because you're holding up the show. * Sarah N. Dipity pinned Holly Pena with the HAPPY ACCIDENT. * Abercrombie [censored] pinned Val Hailey with a pumphandle inverted reverse fallaway slam. * Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Bootylicious Bertha with the DEVIL'S SEED. * The C&C Connection successfully defended the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles, defeating the Jackson Jills when Carissa pinned Peppermint Patty with a big right hand. * MAIN EVENT Val Kira successfully defended the HWA Ladies title when she made Shannon Egans submit to a chinlock surfboard. |
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Post by Dr B on Aug 16, 2010 23:23:55 GMT -5
What a storyline!The possibility of no more "Mask Switch" is intriguing!Either way C&C gets a Top Notch challenger for the Tag Titles!
Dr B
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Post by barnestormer on Aug 17, 2010 9:44:00 GMT -5
PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
August 17, 2125 (Total Attendance: 6,270) * Brown Starfish pinned Pouch when Pouch fainted as Brown Starfish attempted a deathjump. (Hey, if you'd faint too if a giant [censored] was about to come flying at you.) * Daisy Graze made Dolly Lamma submit to the F'EWE. * Calico defeated Kay Oss by count out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor. * Dustin DeWind made Big [censored} Murdock submit to a rear-naked choke. * Boogie Lou pinned Slap Stick with the DISCO DUCK. * The Shipwrecks defeated the Vindicators when Titanic pinned Kincade with the SUNK AND FORGOTTEN. * Ginger Snaps pinned Lucy Kannin with the SNAP YOUR NECK. * Halle Burton pinned Chickfighter with the ILLEGAL BRIEFS. * The Tangled Webbs defeated LAX when Josh Webb pinned Skrit with the SUPER BOMB. * Davey Storm pinned Chad Angel with the RUNNING POWER SLAM. * MAIN EVENT Salami Joe is still the PIP Heavyweight champion when he HOG TIED Bayne for the submission victory. |
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Post by barnestormer on Aug 21, 2010 11:29:31 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
August 21, 2125 (Total Attendance: 3,948) * The Samoan Vice Squad defeated the TNT Boyz when Tika pinned Terry with the SAMOAN SMASHER. After the match, HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley appeared on the holovid. VINCENT SHAWN HELMSLEY That was a nice match, Samoan Vice Squad. Unfortunately for you, Tika, that's the last match you'll be participating in for a while, because I'm suspending you for 5 shows for your part in putting Tornado out of action two weeks ago. Furthermore, I'm suspending Roadkill of Road-Rayge for 2 shows for his part in helping you injure Tornado. Now, get out of my ring. Security, help the Samoan Vice Squad find the door. * Sheik Khalid Sirhan defeated Gangurru by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. * Dewie Cheatham pinned Herman Glopp by way of Win If You Can. * The Anihilators defeated the Ark Angels to successfully defend the HWA Tag Team titles when Krogon pinned Michael with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION. * RE-MATCH Victor E. pinned Hurricane with the VICTOR E. PRESS to successfully defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title. * MAIN EVENT [/i]  RE-MATCH[/center] Warren Peace pinned Harvard Yale with the Pershing Missile to re-capture the HWA Heavyweight title. |
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Post by barnestormer on Aug 23, 2010 9:50:40 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
August 23, 2125 (Total Attendance: 7,272) * 'Nuff's Enough defeated Everything Nice when Justine Nuff pinned Spyce with a running clothesline. * The match between Esther-Jenn and the Sisters of Pain ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Jenn & Debbie Hate. * The Molto Bellas defeated Walk of Fame when Bella Nora pinned Barbie Blaze with the MAMBO ITALIANO. AFter the match, the arguing between Barbie and Holly Wood that had been going on over the past few weeks continued until Holly turned her back on Barbie to leave the ring, only to get nailed by a clubbing forearm and several B-MOVIE BLASTs by Barbie. It's now fair to say that the Walk of Fame team has dissolved. * The Queen Bees managed not only to keep from burning their masks, but are now allowed to wear the masks and legally use their "mask switch" any time they want to during a match when they defeated the Sisters At Heart when "Beatrice" (at least we think it was Beatrice, because during the match, the Bees managed to pull of their infamous switch) pinned Desiree with the DRONE'S DEMISE. * Val Hailey forced Holly Pena to tap out to the HONORED DEAD. * Abercrombie [censored] pinned Sarah N. Dipity with a steamroller to standing moonsault combination. * Bootylicious Bertha pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with the BOOTY BOMB. * The Jackson Jills became 2-time HWA Ladies Tag Team champions when Peppermint Patty pinned Carissa of the C&C Connection with the PATTYCAKE. * MAIN EVENT [/i]  [/center] Shannon Egans culminated her near-month long quest to wear the HWA Ladies title with a pinfall victory over Val Kira to become the new HWA Ladies champion by way of CALLING SHENANIGANS. |
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Post by Dr B on Aug 23, 2010 18:30:27 GMT -5
Shannon Egan realizes her goal!
Jackson Jills beat C&C finally they had enough chances.C&C will be back on top soon!
I can't believe the Queen Bees are allowed to do "The Mask Switch" legally!
Dr B
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Post by barnestormer on Aug 24, 2010 8:45:28 GMT -5
PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
August 24, 2125 (Total Attendance: 8,580) * Epsilon Beta pinned the Samoan Hippo Savage Umagapotamus when he rolled through a deathjump crosss body block attempt. * Flexicon pinned Party Harty with MR. UNIVERSE. * Saint Bernard defeated Perry Noya by count out. * Animosity defeated the Kings of the Swamp when Ali Ga'Tor was counted out due to a springboard moonsault to the floor by Virtue. * Empire Elite defeated the Blue Dragon Dojo when Caligula pinned Saiji Takahashi with THE RISE AND FALL. * Bruder Galgen pinned Mousawa with the S.O.B. * Pearl E. Gates pinned Mynx with a power bomb. * Princess Barbelle pinned Alison Chainz with the CROWN ROYALE. * Kailani pinned Maiden Patriot in their second meeting with the TROPICAL STORM. * Colly Flower successfully defended the PIP Ladies title when she pinned Fey Linn with the DOG'S DAY. * MAIN EVENT [/u][/i]  [/center] The Damn Dirty Apes are the new PIP Tag Team champions, defeating Zero Gravity when G-Rilla pinned Shooting Star with the G-RILLA PRESS. |
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Post by barnestormer on Sept 20, 2010 22:23:49 GMT -5
(I finally got my computer back from my brother's step-son in-law Friday, but with I had a busy weekend last weekend, so this is the first chance I have to post the results of both last Saturday's men's show [which I actually played on Sunday while I was doing my laundry], as well as today's ladies show. I'm pretty much running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get all of this week's shows, including tomorrow's PIP show and Wednesday and Thursday's UIW shows done in order to get caught back up.--David "barnestormer" Barnes) HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
Sept. 18, 2125 (Total Attendance: 4,020) * Harvard Yale pinned Scott Creed with the LAW REVIEW. * The TNT Boyz defeated Empire Elite (who came over on loan from PIP due to the injury of Tornado from the Destructive Forces and the suspensions of both Roadkill from Road-Rayge and Tika from the Samoan Vice Squad shortening the currently available number of teams) when Tracey pinned Caligula with a hangman neckbreaker. * Herman Glopp defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid throwing powder in Herman's eyes. * The Ark Angels are the new HWA Tag Team champions, defeating the Annihilators when Gabriel pinned Krogon by GOD'S WILL. * Victor E. pinned Dewie Cheatham with the VICTOR E. PRESS after an incredible battle to successfully defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title. * MAIN EVENT [/u][/i]  [/center] Warren Peace pinned Hurricane with the ART OF WAR to successfully defend the HWA Heavyweight title.
HWA "LADIES NIGHT"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
September 20, 2125 (Total Attendance: 7,632) * In a grudge match, Barbie Blaze pinned former Walk of Fame tag partner Holly Wood with the B-MOVIE BLAST. After the match, Demiah ran into the ring and helped Barbie perform double deathjumps on Holly, injuring her for 1 show. * Holly Pena made Abercrombie [censored] submit to the Campana Invertida. * In a tag team triple threat match, Esther-Jenn defeated Everything Nice and the Sisters of Pain when Esther pinned Sugah with the PMS. * The Sisters At Heart defeated 'Nuff's Enough by disqualification when, while attempting to save Tuffy Nuff from being pinned by Desiree's EVERY MAN'S DESIRE finisher, Justine attacked Desiree from behind, and then she and Tuffy dragged her out of the ring and performed a devastating double-team choke slam onto the announcer's table. * The new and improved[/i][/b] Queen Bees defeated the MOLTO BELLAS when Queen Bee #1 pinned Bella Nora with the SWARM ATTACK. * Bootylicious Bertha pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with 2 BOOTY BOMBs. * Sarah N. Dipity made Val Hailey tap out to a triangle choke. * Val Kira re-capture the HWA Ladies title from Shannon Egans when she pinned Shannon with VAL KIRA'S RIDE. * THE MAIN EVENT [/u][/i] ![]() unifiedindependentwrestling.angelfire.com/hwaltt.jpg[/img][/center]The C&C Connection defeated the Jackson Jills by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Peppermint Patty and Carissa, but the Jackson Jills are still the HWA Ladies tag champions. A "Last Chance" Titan Death Match will be scheduled on the next show between the two teams. |
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Post by barnestormer on Sept 21, 2010 17:30:02 GMT -5
PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
September 21, 2125 (Total Attendance: 7,854) * Daisy Graze pinned Dolly Lamma with the Sheep Shot. * "Krazee" Kay Oss pinned Calico with the HOSTILE MAKEOVER. * Slap Stick made Brown Starfish submit to an inverted belly to back bear hug. * Dustin DeWind pinned Boogie Lou with the POINT OF KNOW RETURN. * Barnyard Brawler (formerly known as Big [censored] Murdock) pinned the debuting Yoshi Toramasu with the PECKER WRECKER. * The Vindicators defeated the Shipwrecks when Wesley Poe pinned Titanic after 3 consecutive MELON SPLITTERs. * Lucy Kannin pinned Ginger Snaps with a spear as she came off the ropes. * Chickfighter pinned Halle Burton with the ASS-SAULT. * The Tangled Webs defeated LAX when Josh Webb pinned Bandito with a double-team power bomb with he brother Adam after Skrit saved Bandito from being pinned by the SUPERBOMB. * Chad Angel pinned Davey Storm with a spinning leg lariat. After the match, Barnyard Brawler hit the ring and helped Chad give Davey a running double clothesline, which was followed up immediately by Chad with numerous LIGHTS OUTs, putting Davey out of action for 8 shows. * Salami Joe is still the PIP Heavyweight champion when he pinned Bayne with a spear as he came off the ropes. * MAIN EVENT Zero Gravity re-captured the PIP Tag Team titles from the Damn Dirty Apes when Hyperdrive pinned Chimpan-Z with the GRAVITY BOMB. |
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Post by barnestormer on Sept 25, 2010 0:43:16 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
September 25, 2125 (Total Attendance: 5,840) * Harvard Yale pinned Shawn Harrigan with the LAW REVIEW. * Big Poppa Roach defeated Gangurru by count out following a springboard moonsault to the floor. * The TNT Boyz defeated Road-Rayge when Terry pinned Rayge with the IMPLOSION. * Herman Glopp pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan with the GLOPP DROP. * Ace Endehole pinned Dewie Cheatham with the HEADS UP. After the match, still steaming mad from the injuries that kept him out of action at the hands of Cheatham, Ace continued to brawl with Dewie until Gangurru and Herman Glopp ran into the ring and helped Ace with the beat-down. Everything but the kitchen sink was used as a weapon on Dewie, and when the beating was over, Cheatham would leave the HWA Arena on a stretcher and will be out for 7 shows. HWA owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley suspended both Ace and Herman for 6 shows, while suspending Gangurru for 3 shows. * RE-MATCH The Annihilators defeated the Ark Angels when Krogon hit Michael with a springboard moonsault to the floor to earn a count out victory, but since titles in the HWA only change hands by pinfall or submission, the Ark Angels remain the HWA Tag Team champions. * Scott Creed pinned Victor E. with a power slam to become the new HWA Tri-Planetary champion. * MAIN EVENT Warren Peace pinned Hurricane with the PEACE TREATY to hold onto the HWA Heavyweight title. |
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Post by barnestormer on Sept 27, 2010 1:08:07 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
September 27, 2125 (Total Attendance: 5,968) (Before the first match took place, HWA & PIP owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley came down to ringside and told the fans that this would be the last "Ladies NIght on Monday Night" show, as "Ladies Night" will now be moved to Sunday, in order to add an extra PIP show.) * Holly Pena pinned Shannon Egans with an Iconoclasm. * 'Nuff's Enough defeated the Molto Bellas when Tuffy Nuff pinned Bella Nora with the SHO' 'NUFF. * The Sisters of Pain defeated the Sisters At Heart when Jenna Love pinned Desiree with a double-team flapjack after Debbie Hate saved Jenna from being pinned by EVERY MAN'S DESIRE. * The Queen Bees defeated Everything Nice when Queen Bee #2 pinned Sugah with the DRONE'S DEMISE. * Sarah N. Dipity pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with the HAPPY ACCIDENT. * Abercrombie [censored] pinned Val Hailey with a pumphandle inverted reverse fallaway slam. *  TITAN DEATH RE-MATCHThe Jackson Jills defeated the C&C Connection to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles when Julie pinned Chandra with the LE BOMB DE ROUGEAU. * MAIN EVENT [/i] [/center] Bootylicious Bertha pinned Val Kira with the BOOTY BOMB to become the new HWA Ladies champion. |
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Post by barnestormer on Sept 28, 2010 17:15:15 GMT -5
PINFALLS IN PARADISE
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
September 28, 2125 (Total Attendance: 8,736) (Before the first match took place, HWA & PIP owner/commissioner Vincent Shawn Helmsley came down to ringside and informed the fans that the PIP will be adding an extra show on Mondays to replace the HWA "Ladies Night" show, which will now be moved to Sundays.) * Pouch pinned Party Harty with the NAPTIME. * The Blue Dragon Dojo defeated The Flock (Black Sheep & Bruder Galgen) when Tokimasu Matsudaira pinned Bruder with a urinagi backbreaker. The loss didn't sit too well with the Flock, as they began brawling with the Dojo until Yoshi Toramasu ran into the ring to help his Dojo-mates, knocking Bruder down and helping Tokimasu perform double deathjumps on the fallen Flock member, putting him out of action for 3 shows. * The Kings of the Swamp defeated the Vindicators when Croc Od'Ile pinned Wesley Poe with a double-team stuff piledriver after Kincade saved Wesley from being pinned by the TWISTING TAILS. * Umagapotamus pinned Epsilon Beta with the SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE. * Mousawa pinned Flexicon with the ALBINO FLOWSION. * Mynx pinned Alison Chainz with a 450 Thesz Press. * Saint Bernard pinned Perry Noya with the CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN. * Animosity defeated the Empire Elite when Virtue pinned Mars with the Ace Crusher. * Pearl E. Gates pinned Princess Barbell with a small package off the ropes. * Fey Linn defeated Maiden Patriot by count out following a springboard moonsault to the floor. * MAIN EVENT Kailani pinned Colly Flower with the TROPICAL STORM to become the new PIP Ladies champion. |
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 1, 2010 23:07:44 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 2, 2125 (Total Attendance: 3,336) * Big Poppa Roach pinned Shawn Harrigan with the ROACH MOTEL. * Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Roadkill pinned Tracey with a spinebuster * TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH The Annihilators re-captured the HWA Tag Team titles from the Ark Angels when Pthalos pinned Michael with the PTHALO-CUTTER. * Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Harvard Yale with the ALLAH AHKBAR. * RE-MATCH Victor E. re-captured the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he pinned Scott Creed with the VICTOR E. PRESS. * MAIN EVENT [/i][/b] [/center] Warren Peace successfully defended the HWA Heavyweight Title when he pinned Hurricane with the PEACE TREATY. |
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Post by Kelly Monro on Oct 2, 2010 1:45:51 GMT -5
I read each of your shows, Barn, keep it up!
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 3, 2010 5:27:15 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"Ladies Night on Monday Nights"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
October 3, 2125 (Total Attendance: 8,280) * The C&C Connection defeated the debuting team of the Slum Angels (Annie Social & Mellon Collie Molly) when Cassandra pinned Mellon Colly Molly after she executed a urinagi on Molly right onto Chandra's knee while the referee was escorting Annie Social back to her corner after saving Molly from being pinned by the CRESCENT KICK. * Shannon Egans pinned Holly Wood with a deathjump cross body block * Holly Pena defeated Barbie Blaze by disqualificaiton when Barbie repeatedly rammed Holly's head into the security barrier. * Esther-Jenn defeated Everything Nice when Esther pinned Spyce with the MENOPAUSE. * The Sisters of Pain defeated the Molto Bellas when Jenna Love pinned Bella Donna with a standing spinning heel kick. * 'Nuff's Enough defeated the Sisters At Heart when Tuffy Nuff pinned Desiree with the SHO' 'NUFF. * Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Val Hailey when Val Hailey missed a running shoulder tackle attempt into the turnbuckle. * Sarah N. Dipity made Abercrombie [censored] submit to a full nelson. * The Queen Bees became the new HWA Ladies Tag Team champions when Queen Bee #1 pinned Julie with the SWARM ATTACK. * MAIN EVENT [/i] RE-MATCH[/center] Val Kira pinned Bootylicious Bertha with VAL KIRA'S RIDE to re-capture the HWA Ladies title. |
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