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Post by Kelly Monro on Jul 11, 2010 2:46:25 GMT -5
I am a proud owner, and wearer, of the exclusive HWA t-shirt!
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 12, 2010 12:02:55 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
"EVERY MONDAY'S NIGHT IS LADIES' NIGHT"
July 12, 2125 (Total Attendance: 6,444) * Demiah the Devil's Daughter pinned Holly Pena with the DEVIL'S SEED. * The Bella Donnas broke their two-month long losing streak, defeating Everything Nice when Bella Nora pinned Sugah with the MAMBO ITALIANO followed by the BELLA NOCHE KISS. * The Sisters of Pain defeated 'Nuff's Enough when Debbie Hate pinned Justine Nuff with the BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. * The Sisters At Heart defated the Walk of Fame when Desiree pinned Holly Wood with EVERY MAN'S DESIRE. * Sarah N. Dipity defeated Abercrombie [censored] by count out after nailing her with a springboard moonsault on the floor. * The Jackson Jills defeated the Queen Bees by disqualification when Beulah repeatedly whipped Peppermint Patty into the security barrier. * Val Hailey made Bootylicious Bertha submit to the HONORED DEAD. * Esther-Jenn became the new HWA Ladies Tag Team champions, defeating the C&C Connection when Esther pinned Chandra with the PMS. * MAIN EVENT [/i][/u]  [/center] Val Kira successfully defended the HWA Ladies title when she pinned Shannon Egans with a Death Valley Driver. |
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Post by Dr B on Jul 12, 2010 12:50:21 GMT -5
Val Kira holds on to the title!Shannon Egans outclassed!
Ester-Jenn takes out my C&Cs.Always a tough matchup!The Hunters are back to being the hunted!
Checkout my Feds for The NEW C&Cs "Chandra's Little Sister" Chelsea and Carissa's sister Clarissa!
Val Hailey...big win over Bootylicious Bertha!
That Beulah may be a cheater but she knows how to inflict some damage!
Sarah N Dipity with some Highflying Hardcore!
Sisters of Pain and Sisters at Heart with big wins...lookout Ester-Jenn!
Hey Bella Donnas got a win finally!
Demimah with an easy win over Holly Pena!
The balance of power is shifting again!
Dr B
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jul 13, 2010 0:25:06 GMT -5
Good card. Thanks for the front row seats, Barn!
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 13, 2010 8:17:52 GMT -5
PINFALLS IN PARADISE
(An HWA Developmental Territory)
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
July 13, 2125 (Total Attendance: 5,301) (Before the first match, the cameras cut backstage to Party Harty entering the building, arm-in-arm and kissing an apparently blissfully happy Daisy Graze. All of a sudden, Harty is attacked from behind by Flexicon, who nailed him with an untold amount of MR. UNIVERSEs as Black Sheep grabbed his sister and dragged her back to the locker room. Flexicon stopped his attack as several PIP officials ran to the scene and left through the same door that Harty and Daisy entered. Harty was loaded on a stretcher and will be out of action for 7 shows. * Brown Starfish defeated Dustin DeWind by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. * To ensure that no one would attempt to abduct Daisy during or after her match with Ginger Snaps, Black Sheep accompanied his sister to the ring, but it appeared that not only did she not want him there, but that she didn't want to be in the ring, as well. Could she have real feelings for Party Harty? In any case, Ginger pinned Daisy with a deathjump cross body block. More bad luck befell Hefhawg, as a breaking news story appeared over the holovid announcing the death of one of the most famous Playground "Groundhawgs" and Hefhawg's fiancee, Misty Monen, who was tragically killed in a hovercar accident when her vehicle went over an embankment and fell into one of the numerous large lakes that make up Andromeda's surface. Evidence suggests that she may have been rear-ended so that her vehicle would go over the embankment, but reports are sketchy at this time. Misty appeared in many adult holovids under the name "Misty Moaning" before she quit the business and announced her engagement to Hefhawg. Could this current run of bad luck be attributed to Black Sheep and the Flock? * Calico put up a good fight, but eventually she was pinned by a heel kick by Princess Barbelle. * The Deadly Sins defeated the Kings of the Swamp when Ali Ga'tor was disqualified following a brawl outside the ring with B.L. Zebob. * Bayne broke Salami Joe's recent winning streak when he forced Joe to submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER. * The Masters of Darkness defeated the Progressives when King of Darkness pinned Guy-Koh with the DARK DROP. * Fey Linn defeated Kailani by count out following a springboard moonsault to the floor. * MAIN EVENT [/U][/I]  RE-MATCH[/center] Davey Storm re-captured the PIP Heavyweight title when he pinned King Kobra after two RUNNING POWER SLAMs. |
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 13, 2010 18:32:32 GMT -5
Val Kira holds on to the title!Shannon Egans outclassed! Ester-Jenn takes out my C&Cs.Always a tough matchup!The Hunters are back to being the hunted! Checkout my Feds for The NEW C&Cs "Chandra's Little Sister" Chelsea and Carissa's sister Clarissa! Val Hailey...big win over Bootylicious Bertha! That Beulah may be a cheater but she knows how to inflict some damage! Sarah N Dipity with some Highflying Hardcore! Sisters of Pain and Sisters at Heart with big wins...lookout Ester-Jenn! Hey Bella Donnas got a win finally! Demimah with an easy win over Holly Pena! The balance of power is shifting again! Dr B Are we going to be seeing COTG versions of Chelsea and Clarissa anytime soon? I might be able to use them in the HWA (that is, if Vincent Shawn Helmsley will allow them to enter the HWA.) |
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 13, 2010 18:33:16 GMT -5
I am a proud owner, and wearer, of the exclusive HWA t-shirt! Take good care of that t-shirt, Kelly. It's bound to be a collector's item. |
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Post by Dr B on Jul 14, 2010 4:02:55 GMT -5
Chelsea & Clarissa will be COTG Cards very soon.
Dr B
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 17, 2010 10:24:06 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
July 17, 2125 (Total Attendance: 8,540) * Scott Creed pinned Big Poppa Roach with MY SACRIFICE. * Razorback defeated Gangurru by count out following a springboard moonsault to the floor. * The Ark Angels defeated the SlamPigs when Gabriel pinned Boar by GOD'S WILL. * Road-Rayge defeated the Destructive Forces when Rayge pinned Volcano with the DEVASTATION. * Dewie Cheatham once again proved that to in order for him to win a match (this time against Herman Glopp), he had to ALWAYS CHEAT, this time nailing Herman with a chair shot. * Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Ace Endehole with the ALLAH AKHBAR. * STEEL CAGE MATCH: It's been almost a month since Vincent Shawn Helmsley made this match due to the uncontrollable brawl between Hurricane and Victor E., and finally the match took place inside a steel cage, with Victor escaping the cage by climbing over the top and landing both feet on the arena floor after nailing Hurricane with the VICTOR E. PRESS. * The Annihilators are the new HWA Tag Team champions, defeating the TNT Boyz when Krogon pinned Terry with the FRANKEN-KROGON. * MAIN EVENT [/u][/i]  [/center] Warren Peace was kind enough to give Harvard Yale another chance to win the HWA Heavyweight title, this time legitimately. To ensure this, The Destructive Forces, the Ark Angels, Ace Endehole, Herman Glopp, Hurricane, Gangurru, and Scott Creed came down to the ring and surrounded it. Their job was not to keep the wrestlers in the ring, but to keep Vincent Shawn Helmsley and Generation Swine out of the match. Because of this, Harvard was finally able to face Warren while at full strength, and therefore had no excuses to offer when Warren pinned him with the PEACE TREATY to hold onto the HWA title. |
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jul 17, 2010 12:20:00 GMT -5
Barnstormer,
How do you figure attendance ?
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Post by Dr B on Jul 17, 2010 22:14:26 GMT -5
Great Card!
Dr B
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 19, 2010 12:26:37 GMT -5
Barnstormer, How do you figure attendance ? Using Jim Steinhoff's Stroke System, I take the Total Stroke Value for everybody participating and multiply it times the number of participants. Now, when I do attendance for Unified Independent Wrestling, I divide the total combined Stroke Value by the number of participants, as it give a more accurate head count for what I see at the local shows I've been to. |
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Post by barnestormer on Jul 19, 2010 12:26:54 GMT -5
HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
"LADIES NIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHTS"
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars
July 19, 2125 (Total Attendance: 6,442) * Holly Pena pinned Abercrombie [censored] with the Campana Invertida. * 'Nuff's Enough defeated Everything Nice when Tuffy Nuff pinned Spyce with the Elegant Suplex. * Walk of Fame defeated the Molto Bellas when Barbie Blaze pinned Bella Nora with a cross body block. * The Sisters At Heart defeated the Sisters of Pain when Desiree pinned Debbie Hate with EVERY MAN'S DESIRE. * Sarah N. Dipity pinned Demiah the Devil's Daughter with the HAPPY ACCIDENT. * The match between the Jackson Jills and the Queen Bees ended in a double disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring between Julie and Beatrice. * Shannon Egans pinned Bootylicious Bertha with the Erin Go Bragh. *  RE-MATCHThe C&C Connection re-captured the HWA Ladies Tag straps from Esther-Jenn when Carissa pinned Jenn with the SOCCER KICK. * MAIN EVENT[/i]--NON-TITLE MATCH[/u]: HWA Ladies champion Val Kira pinned Val Hailey with VAL KIRA'S RIDE. |
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Post by Dr B on Jul 19, 2010 14:33:15 GMT -5
What a card!Sarah N Dippity is hitting her stride!I can't believe C&C beat Ester-Jenn and took back the tag titles!Val Kira vs Val Hailey in the Main Event...we've been waiting for that confrontation!Val Kira bested Val Hailey this time!
Dr B
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jul 20, 2010 16:35:43 GMT -5
This is some of the best women action found on any board in any Federation! Great stuff!
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