todd
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Post by todd on May 9, 2011 10:44:33 GMT -5
Gamma Granny defeating Satan is one for the books! And I swear Werner is clearly demented by creating these wonderful characters! I agree Kelly the W3 characters are the most original ones ever created |
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Post by todd on Jun 13, 2011 18:30:14 GMT -5
W3 SUPERSTARS W3 Superstars General Manager Dickey Cravatte announces tonight’s main event will be a number one contenders triple threat match for the Beta Max Title between Busta Capp , Pillchard, and Octopus Johnson. The main event turns out to be a pretty solid match with Octopus Johnson taking Busta Cap with a suction cup slam and going for the 3 count. Pillchard saves the day and puts Johnson out of commission with a Pupperoni Press over the top rope. Busta Capp and Pillchard go back and forth for the next few minutes until Busta delivers a DDT and a big GHETTO GUILOTINE for the win. Busta Capp will face Cosmic Ray for the Beta Max title at Barely Legal Winner Busta Capp via GHETTO GUILLOTINE in 8:45 *** OTHER STUFF backstage video is shown of Johnny Satan beating Lil Torquemada around the locker room as punishment for not living up to his standards and performing poorly in the ring the past few weeks. In my opinion Satan has no right to talk after getting his ass kicked by Gamma Granny last week but that’s how it goes I guess. Amish Robot vs. King Neptune (repackaged Oak Ridge Monster)The Amish Robot kicks some butt here taking down Neptune with his new finisher a version of the 619 called the 814 (Lancaster Pa area code). Winner Amish Robot via 814 in 6:45 **Amish Robot came out of the blue with this new move but liked it a lot Lil Torquemada vs. Johnny Gizmo Satan’s servant Lil Torquemada beats young Johnny Gizmo with two slingshot dropkicks to the face followed by CONVERSION LOCK. Winner Lil Torquemada in 6:59 *½This wasn’t a spectacular match by any means but it was interesting to see Torquemada who hasn’t really been showing us much lately get a win. Maybe the earlier beating did some good after all. That same loud stomping as last week is heard over the sound system. It would nice if someone filled us in on what this is about Artemis Jubblies vs. Mona Mammeries Very good non title rematch from Three’s A Crowd with Mona powering out of a Olympia Full Nelson and getting the win with THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES Winner Mona Mammeries via THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES in 6:00***Earlier this week the W3 placed Thunderball on the disabled list due to ongoing problems with geriatric diabetes so that would have left Mona as the number one contender to the W3 Ladies title even without the win here. I guess you could consider this match a warm up to the next pay per view Barely Legal Quick Results
Amish Robot def King Neptune
Lil Torquemada def Johnny Gizmo
Mona Mammeries def Artemis Jubblies (non title)
Busta Capp def Pillchard and Octopus Johnson (Beta Max Number One Contender Triple Threat Match) |
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