Ultimate Extreme Wrestling from The UEW Arena

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 13



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Mr C:Welcome to UEW Monday Mayhem!In our opener that mad man
Masked Lucifer takes on "The Crazy Canadien" Maniac Mike!

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Masked Lucifer vs Maniac Mike
1.A hard right knocks Masked Lucifer down MM gets the pin
2.Masked Lucifer uses a double stomp to get the pin
3.Masked Lucifer is DQed for throwing a fireball at Maniac Mike
Referee San Heyward:Masked Lucifer is disqualified!
The winner of the match is Maniac Mike!

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Cornette:Maniac Mike wins this one,but only because Masked Lucifer
tried to set him on fire!PS Michael Hayes is here with his AWA Jr
Heavyweight Title!His opponent tonight will be "Mr Electricity" Steve Regal!

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title

Michael Hayes vs "Mr Electricity" Steve Regal-AWA Jr Heavyweight Title Match
1.Steve Regal takes the 1st fall with a cradle suplex
2.A hard Elbowsmash knocks Regal down Hayes gets the pin
3.A leaping elbowsmash and a rollup,Regal gets the pin
"Mr Electricity" Steve Regal is the NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

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Lawler:We have a NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!Steve Regal!No not
Lord Steven Regal..."Mr Electricity" Steve Regal!In our Semi-Final Match tonight
we have two of the biggest and baddest big men in the business!Superstar Billy
Graham and Hollywood Hulkster!The USA Title is on the line!

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AWA Heavyweight Title

Superstar Graham vs Hollywood Hulkster-AWA Heavyweight Title Match
1.Graham chokes Hollywood down and pins him
2.Hollywood powerbombs Graham and gets the pin
3.Graham uses a knee to the spine to get the pin
Superstar Graham is The AWA Heavyweight Champion!

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Mr C:Power was a factor in this one!Because both men are so powerful,Graham
had to find another avenue to take!He removed Hollywood's weightbelt an gave
him a knee to the spine,further messing up Hollywood's messed up back!Superstar
Graham is still The AWA Heavyweight Champion!

Cornette:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,UEW Unified World Champion takes on
20 time former champion Tank!

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UEW Unified World Title

Strong Machine vs Tank -UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Strong Machine pins Tank after a Makai Windmill Suplex
2.Tank gets a pin after using a knee crusher
3.Tank wins it with a Flying Forearm and a pin

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Lawler:Tank just took the record up a notch...21 TIME UEW Unified World Champion...Tank!"The Irish Sensation" does it again!He has defeated the seemingly impossible to beat Strong Machine!He is closing in on Blonde
Brazilian's record 25 WWW World Championship reigns!

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[WTIC]

Go, Maniac Mike!

Hayes must have been drunk!

Graham > Hollywood Hulkster? Yeah, sounds about right!

Excellent upset by Tank!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Maniac Mike gets a win,Masked Lucifer needs anger management!

Vinny-Mac threatened to make him Dok Hendricks again!I think it freaked him out!

Graham defended an IWA Title in The UEW!Sorry got my Champions mixed up!It was supposed to be a Goldustin match for the USA Title!

Tank wins it again...I'm gonna have to retire Tank soon!He's been "to the mountain" 21 Times!He is The Greatest UEW Unified World Champion of all time.

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

Congratulations to Tank for his unbelievable Title Belt win! He can do it all.

Has Tank and Blond Brazilian ever tagged up?

Kelly

[Dr B]

Kelly-
Tank and Blonde Brazilian tag together?Never occured to me to do that.That could be interesting.A guy that speaks Gaelic and a woman that speaks Portugese...hmmm.You know what'd be fun?Pit them against each other in a I Am The Greatest Star of All Time FCA Match!Hey this could be a storyline...

Dr B

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 14



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Mr C:Welcome to The UEW Arena in Kansas City!This is UEW Mayhem!
Former friends Soleil and The Hartbreakers go into battle in our opener!
MJH feels like Soleil is out of control!She feels that Mayim is some kind of
Svengali and influenced Soliel and Kimmy's thinking!She and sister Emily
are here to set them straight!

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WNW Tag Titles (currently held by The Hartbreakers)

Soliel & Kimmy vs The Hartbreakers
1.Emily nails Soleil with a Hartpunch and gets a pin
2.Kimmy gets a submission win with a one shoulder backbreaker
3.MJH gets a pin with a Northern Lights Suplex
Referee San Heyward:The Hartbreakers win the match!

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(The match is over but an angry Soliel nails her former friend with a steel chair!
Soleil and Kimmy have gone berserk!They're hitting The Hartbreakers with anything they can get their hands on!Kimmy bashes Emily in the head with one of the monitors!Security is here they pull Soleil and Kimmy off and drag them in the back!)

Cornette:There's got to be more to this than we know about!Friends don't go after each other like that!Okay up next it's believe it or not...Regal vs Regal!Former champion William Regal takes on current AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion...
"Mr Electricity" Steve Regal!The title is on the line!

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title

"Mr Electricity" Steve Regal vs Lord William Regal-AWA Jr Heavyweight Title Match
1.Steve Regal gets a pin after a leaping elbowsmash
2.William Regal takes the 2nd fall with a Regal Knee
3.William Regal gets a submission win with a Regal Stretch
Referee San Heyward:The winner and NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion...
Lord William Regal!

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Lawler:Lord William Regal has just regained The AWA Jr Heavyweight Title!It was a wrestling match!Hold for hold,they wrestled!Your winner Lord William Regal!!!

Cornette:Hey where'd Mr C go?You don't think he's gonna try to steal The USA Title again do you?The Canadian,Maniac Mike gets his shot at the USA Title!

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USA Title

Goldustin vs Maniac Mike-USA Title Match
1.Goldustin get the pin after a bulldog headlock
2.Goldustin wins it with a Shattered Dreams
Referee San Heyward:The winner and still USA Champion...Goldustin!

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Cornette:Goldustin is hot!He destroyed Maniac Mike with his two bigest moves the bulldog and and The Shattered Dreams!Goldustin is your USA Champion!

Lawler:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,21 Time UEW Unified World Champion Tank faces Zapper in a Non Title Match!The last time these two were in the ring together Zapper took The UEW Unified World Title away from Tank!If he can get a win here he'll be in line for a title shot!

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UEW Unified World Title

Tank vs Zapper-Non Title Match
1.Zapper pins Tank after hitting an Electro-Drop
2.Tank takes the 2nd fall with a Missile
3.A Zap Attack puts Tank away!
Referee San Heyward:The winner of the match...Zapper!

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Mr C:Tank is just lucky he didn't put the title on the line!Zapper may just have Tank's number!The fans are gonna demand a rematch!You could be looking at the next UEW Unified World Champion!

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[Kelly Monro]

Can Zapper do the unthinkable? Maybe Zapper should put HIS career on the line against Tank? The loser must RETIRE forever and ever?

Okay, maybe the loser can make a tour of everyone else's Feds and wrestle a bit before returning.

Kelly

[Dr B]

Okay Executive Vice President Ms Monro has spoken!Next week it will be Tank vs Zapper for The UEW Unified World Title in a No Holds Barred,FCA Match!Loser RETIRES!

Over the last 11 years Tank has held The UEW World Title 21 Times!Zapper held The Title 3 Times.11 years seems like a nice long career.The loser goes home never to return...

Dr B

[Mr. Neily]

Zapper or Tank i dont understand.

[Dr B]

Simple Mr Neily,after 11 years of wrestling for the UEW,next week either Tank or Zapper is gonna have to go home,for good!When Ms Monro up-ed the stakes I thought this could be good!So,ALL OUT WAR one last time.We'll see who the best wrestler is.The other will sink slowly into obscurity!

Dr B

[WTIC]

The Hartbreakers had a rough match, but got the win!

Go, Regal! But which one?

Goldustin had an easy match!

Zapper zapped him!

Short card with no prelims? You're slipping, Dr B!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Hartbreakers squeaked by good match!Soleil & Kimmy are out for blood!

Yeah even Neily was confused.hahaha!"Mr Electricity" lost to Lord William...William is AWA Jr Heavyweight Champ.But he's not a Jr Heavyweight!

Maniac Mike couldn't get it together.Goldustin had a field day!

Zapper has Tank's number...

They are short and I could do prelims again.I've been busy playing out ASATT Soccer,Wrestling Japan,Celeb Tennis,College Football etc.Not to mention doing cards for the other 3 Feds.The matches are still good even though there aren't as many.

Dr B

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 15



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Genocide vs Enzyme
(Genocide gets the pin with a flapjack)

Mastermind Mark vs Mr Extreme
(Mr Extereme is DQed for DDTing Master mind on the Anoouncer's table)

Hardcore Ferguson vs Troutboy
(Ferg gets a submission with an upside down leglock around the post)

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Mr C:This is Monday and it's time for UEW Mayhem!It was Genocide with
a big win!Mr Extreme got DQed and Ferg got a submission!Lord William
Regal will face Johnny B Badd for The AWA Jr Heavyweight Title next!

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title

Lord William Regal vs Johnny B Badd-AWA Jr Heavyweight Title match
1.Johnny B Badd KOs Regal he calls it a TKO
2.Regal gets the pin after an Exploder Suplex
3.Regal wins it with a Regal Knee
William Regal is the AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

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Cornette:Badd KOed Regal in the 1st round.Regal got serious,he used an Exploder Suplex to take the 2nd fall and wrapped it up with a Regal Knee!
Lord William Regal is your AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

Lawler:Okay Goldustin just returned from Japan where he worked a couple of
ASATT W-J shows.He was embarassed by...get this,I swear it says this...A 15
year old boy,named Gibby that wrestles in his tightie whitey underwear!Hahaha!
This kid beat Goldustin in a regular match last week,then over the weekend he
beat Goldustin again in a Cage Match!Goldustin returns and has to face his old
nemesis Stunning Steve!This is gonna be good!

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USA Title

Goldustin vs Stunning Steve-USA Title Match
1.Stunning Steve rolls Goldustin up after a kick to the sternum and gets a pin
2.Stunning Steve takes the 2nd fall with a powerslam
Stunning Steve is The NEW USA Champion!

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Cornette:Goldustin couldn't even get an offense going!Stunning Steve takes two straight falls!He is The NEW USA Champion!

Mr C:Okay,Executive Vice President Ms Monro requested this match!It's Tank against the man that beat him last week,Zapper!Ms Monro up-ped the stakes
by making it loser leaves the Promotion!Take a good look this may be the last time you see one of these guys!

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UEW Unified World Title

Tank vs Zapper-UEW Unified World Title match

Tank grabs Zapper he dumps him out of the ring onto a trashcan!
Tank sets up a table at ringside,
He grabs the dazed Zapper and delivers a piledriver taht put him through the table
Tank nails Zapper with an off the ropes spinning powerslam!
He rolls Zapper up...
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos:The winner and still UEW Unified World Champion...Tank!
Zapper is expelled and will not wrestle in The UEW Territory again!

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Mr C:Tank has won it!Tank is THE UEW UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION!Everybody wave goodbye,we won't see Zapper in The UEW Arena ever again!

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[WTIC]

I don't know anyone in the prelims! LOL!

Johnny B, blech!

Go, Stunning Steve!

Solid win for Tank! He just keeps rolling along, doesn't he?

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Prelims all UEW guys...why do you think they call it prelims...

Johnny B Badd no match for Lord "Stinkin' " Regal...

Stunning Steve takes out Goldustin and is The NEW USA Champion!

Tank won!Zapper is out!Nertz!

Dr B