Ultimate Extreme Wrestling from The UEW Arena

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 10



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Preshow meeting in the UEW Executive Boardroom:

Dr B:Look Colin something has to be done about this situation.
That's why we are gonna get involved!You get a chance to hold
the USA Title.I won't have a Russian as USA Champion!Win this
and you will be on the roster!

Mr C:Let me get this straight if I win I will be on the roster as well
as being The GM?And you're tagging with Strong Machine?You
can't communicate with him you don't speak Japanese.

Dr B:All Strong Machine has to understand is that if we win he will
get a Titleshot with Sheik Adnan!You win and I'll personally give you
clearance to wrestle and be The GM!Don't let me down!

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===THE PRELIMS===
Techno vs Joel Deaton
(Deaton nails Techno with a cheap shot and gets the pin)

DTD vs Tommy Angel
(Tommy Angel uses a flying shoulderblock to get the pin)

Cruel Connection vs The Gaylords
1.Lenny uses a full nelson facebuster to get the pin
2.Cruel Connection #2 wins the 2nd fall with a rear naked choke
3.Both teams are counted out while brawling at ringside

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Cornette:This is Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!It was Deaton over Techno!
Tommy Angel pins DTD and The Gaylords and Cruel Connection get a
double countout!

Lawler:Michael "PS" Hayes puts the AWA Jr Heavyweight Title on the line
against Big Dick Dudley!These are two rough and tough wrestlers!

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AWA Jr Heavyweight Title

Michael Hayes vs Big Dick Dudley - AWA Jr Heavyweight Title Match
1.Big Dick Dudley takes the 1st fall with a moonsault
2.Hayes uses a Running Lariat to get the pin
3.Big Dick Dudley wins it with a Chokebomb Pin
Big Dick Dudley is the NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!

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Lawler:Big Dick Dudley is the NEW AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!
Does he even qualify as a Jr Heavyweight?The fact is he beat Hayes
and unless anyone tells me different,Big Dick Dudley is The AWA Jr
Heavyweight Champion!

Cornette:Dr B personally signed this next one!Soldat Ustinov will face
Mr C!The USA Title is on the line!

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USA Title

Soldat Ustinov vs Mr C-USA Title Match
1.Ustinov explodes with a Russian Sickle and gets the pin
2.Mr C hits a 450 splash and gets the pin
3.Mr C connects with 619 and wins the match!
Mr C is The NEW USA Champion!

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(Mr C puts the boots to Ustinov!Boris Zhukov is here and he joins the fight!
Mr C is holding his own against The Russians!A flying double lariat knocks
The Russians down!The Russians turn it around with a double kick to the
sternum!They're putting a smackdown on Mr C!What the...it's WTIC!What's
he doing here?WTIC uses a implant ddt to slow Ustinov down!Mr C clobbers
Zhukov with a chairshot!They grab Ustinov and throw him over the top!!!)

Mr C:Watdahel are you doing here???

WTIC:I came down with Dr B.He wanted me to work with the talent!Look I am
not gonna stand back while The Russians do a number on you!

Mr C:You know I don't like it when you stick your nose into my business!But,
since you're here,I'll make you a deal.You wanna fight?Then tag with me next
week against The Russians!

WTIC:If you're serious,meet me at Goldwyn's Gym tomorrow...EARLY!We need to
train!

Cornette:What's going on???Who the heck is that guy?Why does he want to
help Mr C???

Lawler:In our UEW Mayhem Main Event,Sheik Adnan teams with Kamala!They
will face Strong Machine & Dr B!If Strong Machine's team wins he'll get a shot
at The UEW Unified World Championship,currently held by Sheik Adnan!

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Sheik Adnan & Kamala vs Strong Machine & Dr B
1.Kamala makes Dr B submit with a bearhug
2.Strong Machine pins Sheik Adnan after a machine ddt
3.Dr B gets a submission with an inverted deathlock

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Cornette:Strong Machine and Dr B win it!Strong Machine will get a a Titleshot!
Mr C is The NEW USA Champion!Big Dick Dudley is The AWA Jr Heavyweight Champion!I've been told that guy is named WTIC...watdahel kind of name is that?
He was brought in by Dr B as a Trainer.I still don't why he'd want to help that obnoxious Mr C...

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[WTIC]

Interesting prelims, I don't know who "Techno" is though.

You can't say "Big Dick" here, LOL!

Yay, Mr. C!

And "WTIC" is the greatest name ever!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Techno is a UEW wrestler.He's from Germany,he's a Techno-Pop artist.He does disco-y sounding stuff with synthesizers.
Pretty good wrestler he's been UEW Unified World Champion twice.

You bet your ASS I can say BIG DICK here!Kelly made it so there are NO word restrictions.So Bitchslappers,Big Dick Dudley and all the names that would get changed on the other board are legal here!If they don't like it on the other board they'll just change it to something stupid.Like when they changed it to Big Thingy Dudley at Kelly's old AWV board.FERSHLUGENER!

Mr C has The USA Title!I bet you never thought WTIC would come down and help Mr C!It's a stroke of genius because only we know Mr C's real origins.(Just like Batman comic books huh?)So I guess Dr B hhas to clear WTIC to wrestle too!This will be a great storyline...

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

The surprise for me was Big Dick beating PS Hayes! The surprises keep on a'coming!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

Kelly-
Big Dick Dudley finally wins something!He The AWA Jr Heavyweight Champ.PS will be back!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 11



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PRE-SHOW Meeting in The UEW Executive Boardroom

Mr C:Let me get this straight...you are letting Mayim,Soleil and
Kimmy put their lives in jeopardy by allowing them to take on
The SoulTakers???

Dr B:Trust me no one's lives are in jeopardy!Mayim has worked
on my programs for years,she can take care of herself!Soleil is
the same way,besides I owe Soleil she hasn't been in a good
match for months!Then there's Kimmy...if Beulah herself approved
Kimmy to be in the Elite Rulebreakers that Kimmy must be that danged
good!It's not them I'm worried about it's WTIC.He's been cleared to wrestle
here,but he hasn't been a Major Event for awhile!

Mr C:Don't worry about WTIC!Did you see him last week?He came charging
out,I didn't even know he was here!WTIC was all business,he saved my butt!
Those Russian wouldn't have cared whether they hurt me or not!I didn't ask WTIC to get involved,he just did!And we don't even get along that well...

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X+X+THE PRELIMSX+X+

Charger vs Zan Panzer
(Zan Panzer gets a pin after a Spinebuster)

Tommy Angel vs Grovel
(Grovel is DQed for using a 2 handed choke lift)

Jamie OD vs Atlas
(Jamie OD wins it with a Bleach Break)

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Lawler:It's Time for UEW Mayhem!It was Zan Panzer over Charger!
Tommy Angel gets a win when Grovel gets DQed and Jamie OD
beat Atlas with a bleach break!OPkay it's Mr C and WTIC taking on
The Russians,Ustinov and Zhukov!

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USA Title (currently held by Mr C)

Mr C & WTIC vs Ustinov & Zhukov-GRUDGE MATCH

ROUND ONE
Mr C uses a single leg takedown on Ustinov
Mr C gets Ustinove in a Crucifix
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!
619!There's a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mr C wins the 1st fall

ROUND TWO

WTIC starts for his side,ooh he gets powerslammed by Ustinov
Ustinov gets WTIC in a Soviet Bearhug!
WTIC manages to escape the hold
Ustinov nails WTIC with forearms to the back
WTIC gets Ustinov in a bearhug of his own!
Ustinov grabs the ropes to break the hold,then goes to the floor
A huge brawl takes place...
Both wrestlers make it back to the ring before the 10 count!
WTIC hits a Stunner!
WTIC hits Ustinov with a shoulderblock
WTIC connects with a big headbutt,Ustinov is dazed he tags Zhukov
The Russians try to doubleteam WTIC,but he ducks under
WTIC comes back with forearm shot for Zhukov!
WTIC hits a Perv's elbow!He rolls Zhukov up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mr C & WTIC win the match!

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Lawler:That WTIC is psyched up!He got in and cleaned house!
He outsmarted them too!He knew they would try to double team
him WTIC ducked under then nails Zhukov with a forearm shot!
The UEW General Manager Mr C and UEW Trainer WTIC win the
match!What's next Jimmy?

Cornette:We got a Special Challenge Match!Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik challenged The SoulTakers!She said That she and her partners
Soleil and Kimmy could whoop The SoulTakers anytime!Succubus and
The Davidsons took offense at that comment and signed the contract!
This is gonna be onehelluva fight!

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IWA Womens Title (currently held Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik)

Mayim,Soliel & Kimmy vs The SoulTakers-Special Challenge Match

ROUND ONE

Mayim nails Charlene with a running headslam!She covers her...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Charlene kicks out and quickly rolls over and tags Harlene!
Harlene comes off the top with a kneedrop!
Harlene bounces on the ropes...
Rope assist kneedrop!
Harlene covers Mayim...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:The SoulTakers take the 1st fall!

ROUND TWO

A huge brawl on the floor causes Referee San Heyward to count...
1-2-3
4-5-6
Both wrestlers dive back into the ring!
Mayim connects with a walkover ddt!
Mayim covers Harlene...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mayim takes the second fall!

ROUND THREE

Succubus charges...Soleil sidesteps!
Succubus goes head first into the post!
Soliel rolls her up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
Succubus throws Soleil off!
Succubus charges again,this time Soleil catches her with a kneelift!
Soleil tags Kimmy!
Soliel and Kimmy pummel Succubus in the corner!
Kimmy hits a walkover headslam!She covers Succubus...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:The team of Mayim,Soleil and Kimmy,
Have defeated The SoulTakers!


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(It's breaking down!Charlene hits Kimmy with a swinging neckbreaker!
Soliel catches Harlene with a sheilded thrust!Succubus Firebombs Soliel!
Mayim nails Charlene with a brainbuster!
She takes Succubus & Harlene down with Flying Headscissors Takedowns!
Security is here but Succubus keeps shoving them off the appron!UEW owner
Dr B appears at the top of the ramp...)

Dr B:Alright ladies call your teams off!NOW!Mayim you think you're so tough?
On Thursday you will defend your IWA Women's Title against Succubus and
Soleil & Kimmy will take on The Davidsons on WWW Wildside this week!!!
And now in our UEW Mayhem Main Event it's Adnan vs Strong Machine!!!
This match will be ONE FALL!No holds barred,No countout,No DQ!!!There
MUST be a Winner!The Title is on the line!

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The UEW Unified World Title (currently held by Sheik Adnan)

Sheik Adnan vs Strong Machine-UEW Unified World Title Match

Strong Machine catches Sheik Adanan with a piledriver!
He covers Adana but The Sheik kicks out quickly!
Strong Machine nails Adanan with a slingshot suplex!
Strong Machine connects with a falling fist drop!
Strong Machine hits a sitout powerbomb!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!Only a two count!
Diving headbutt by Strong Machine!
Strong Machine hits another falling fistdrop
He gets Adnan up...piledriver!
A lariat drops Sheik Adnan!
Strong Machine with a double underhook suplex!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Strong Machine is The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!

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Cornette:This match was all Strong Machine!Sheik Adnan did stand a chance!
Strong Machine came out hitting BIG moves!Adnan couldn't get a good offense
going!Strong Machine beat him pillar to post!

Strong Machine:私は強い機械であり、もう一度統一された世界のチャンピオンである!

Cornette:Huh???

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[WTIC]

Mister C & WTIC, what a team!

Kimmy kickin'!

Go, Strong! Yay!

More good stuff right there, Dr B!

[Mr. Neily]

Maybe Mr. Neily and Ms. Monro need to form a alliance.

[Kelly Monro]

You just want to get nekked, Neily. That AIN'T happenin'!

Good stuff, Dr B!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Mr C & WTIC worked out better than I planned!Those Russian didn't stand a chance.

Kimmy batting clean up for her team and doing a great job!Mayim,Soleil & Kimmy are are great combination.Not the most conventionally good looking women but they have wrestling ability.They just might be the new "Force" around here!They beat The SoulTakers their 1st time out!Remarkable!

Strong Machine destroyed Sheik Adnan!He gets a 2nd UEW Unified World Title reign!

Neil-
Neil & Ms Monro?I may just do that in the ASATT Wrestling Japan fed.***SPOILER*** I haven't posted the match yet but Mr Neil gets his shot at THE BIG TIME when he gets his Title Match with ASATT Wrestling Japan Champion,Dan Severn!Dr B is teaming with his wife Nani B.(Actually an ex in real life.We love each other,but can't stand being around each other to much.)I was think of doing a whole intergender tag thing...

Dr B

[WTIC]

Jul 28, 2009 21:56:05 GMT -5 Kelly Monro said:

You just want to get nekked, Neily. That AIN'T happenin'!

But Neily's ALREAY nekked, LOL!

[Kelly Monro]

Great idea, Dr B! A Intergender Belt is in order for this tremendous Fed!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

Ultimate Extreme Wrestling episode 12



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PRE-SHOW MEETING (Internet Conference)

Dr B:Listen I can't make back,I'm working the ASATT Wrestling Japan Promotion here in
Tokyo!Colin,listen up...Six Lemeuer is in the arena she will be in an Intervention Match with
Mayim!Six claims she's the only one who can stop Mayim's rampage!Make sure Six doesn't get hurt!Hardcore Ferguson and his former girlfriend Kelly Bundy have a Hardcore Match tonight!Make sure San Heyward call it straight down the middle!Finally Colin,I brought in your USA Title opponent from The WWF-U!You will be in with one of the most charismatic wrestlers to ever come out of the WWF-U!

Mr C:Let me get this...Six Lemeuer who was Mayim's sidekick is getting in the ring to set her straight?"The Verminator" will be in a no holds barred,no DQ,no countout Hardcore match against former Hardcore Champ...Hardcore Ferguson?And you've got me in with who???The Rock?Mankind?

Dr B:Oh you'll see who I got Colin!Just remember it's BIG MONEY!Oh,I forgot to mention...remember that David Silver guy from 90210?

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XXXTHE PRELIMSXXX

The Terminators vs Techo & Enzyme
(Enzyme gets the pin after a Nuclear Blast)

X-Mask vs DOP Next Gen
(Alison Paine is DQed for choking Masked Margaux)

Y2Dave vs Real Deal Natale
(Y2Dave gets a submission with a Y2 Dave-Lock)

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Commissioner HBH:Welcome to UEW Monday Mayhem!It was Enzyme winning it
for his side with a Nuclear Blast!The DOP Next Gen get another loss because they
were DQed and Y2 made Real Deal tap out!Okay here's a feud that goes back to the year 2000!Back then these two were a couple!Now they're a couple...a couple of really angry individuals!Kelly "The Verminator" Bundy challenged former boyfriend Hardcore Cam Ferguson to a fight!A Hardcore Match to be specific!This will not be pretty!

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Kelly Bundy vs Hardcore Ferguson-Intergender Hardcore Match

Hardcore Ferguson gets Kelly with a necksnap off the ropes!
He takes Kelly outside & hits a DDT on the ringsteps!
Hardcore goes for another necksnap but Kelly turns it around
Kelly rakes Ferguson's eyes!
Ferguson whacks Kelly with a trashcan lid!
Hardcore piledrives Kelly on The Announcer's Table!
Ferguson rolls her up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kelly throws Hardcore Ferguson off!
Kelly nails Ferguson with a kneelift!
BUNDY BOP!
Hardcore drops!There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Hardcore Ferguson rolls out...Kelly goes after him!
A huge fist fight erupts!Kelly grabs Ferguson and throws him into the ring!
Kelly runs Hardcore head 1st into the post!
Kelly sprays Ferguson with her Bug Bomb!It's LEGAL!
She rolls him up...
ONE!
TWO!
No only a two count!
Kelly connects with an Exterminator's Elbow!
There's a cover...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
Kickout!
A 2nd BUNDY BOP!
Hardcore Ferguson goes down!
Referee San Heyward counts...
1-2-3!
4-5-6!
7-8-9!
10!
Referee San Heyward:The winner by KNOCKOUT...Kelly Bundy!

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Cornette:1st off I'd like to welcome our Commissioner Hardbody Holly back to The UEW!She's been in the Mid-West Territory working The LGW/WGW Promotion,but since he can't be here,Dr B placed Commissioner Hardbody Holly in charge!What a fight it was!Ferguson put the moves on Kelly early in the match but then Kelly started unloading the heavy artilary!The Bundy Bop and The Bug Bomb signaled the end for Old Fergie!A second Bundy Bop knocked Hardcore out!Kelly Bundy is your winner!

Commissioner HBH:What's an Intervention Match Jimmy?

Cornette:I don't really know,HBH...but we're gonna find out!It's Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik taking on her BEST FRIEND...Six Lemeuer!

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IWA Women's Title (currently held by Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik)

Six Lemeuer vs Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" Bialik-Intervention Match

ROUND ONE

Six jumps right in with a flip ddt!
Mayim is stunned!
Six covers her...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

Referee San Heyward:Six wins the 1st fall!

Six:Come on Mayim!You're so tough!You wanna bully somebody?BULLY ME!!!

ROUND TWO

Six comes off the ropes with a powerful shoulder tackle, knocking Mayim down!
Six nails Mayim with an open hand chop!
Another flip ddt!
Mayim leaves the ring!
Six follows her out and a knock down drag out fist fight erupts!
Mayim gets back in the ring to avoid Six!
Six charges but,Mayim clamps on a Brain Claw!
Referee San Heyward checks...
Six is out!
Referee San Heyward:Mayim wins the 2nd fall by Knock Out!

(Mayim revives Six so she won't get brain damage!Mayim slides out and grabs a mic.She has tears in her eyes!She pleads with her best friend Six...)

Mayim:Six you're my best friend don't make me hurt you!

(Six slowly gets to her feet and yells...)

Six:SCREW YOU MAYIM!You are outta control and I'm the only one that's willing to show you that you aren't invincible!I AM SIX!AND I AM NOT BACKING DOWN!

Referee San Heyward:Ring the bell...

DING!DING!DING!

ROUND THREE

Mayim dashes out and nails Six with a brain sprain ddt!
Mayim rolls her up...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee San Heyward:Mayim "The Brain Surgeon" wins the match!

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Mayim:SIX!SIX!I'm sorry,I didn't mean to...what have I done?

(The EMTs are here to attend to Six.She could be seriously injured!)

Cornette:It seems to me that Mayim was trying to avoid the fight!She didn't want to hurt Six,although I think that Brain Sprain DDT may have done more damage than she expected!Security escorts Mayim to the Locker Room area.We'll update you on Six's condition as soon as we hear something from the Emergency Medical Area!

Lawler:Okay up next our General Manager puts The USA Title on the line against fan favorite,Goldustin!Old Goldie is doing his whole bit for the UEW Fans...He's blowing kisses at Mr C!I can see Mr C is uncomfortable about Goldustin's antics!Goldustin runs up and hugs Mr C!OH MY!He's kissing Mr C on the lips!Mr C is enraged!Oh boy this is gonna be a wild one!

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USA Title

Mr C vs Goldustin-USA Title Match
1.Goldustin nails Mr C with a low blow while Marlena distracted The Ref & got the pin
2.Goldustin drills Mr C with a bulldog and pins him
Goldustin is The NEW USA Champion!

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Cornette:Goldustin had Mr C so upset that he took two straight falls!Goldustin and Marlena celebrate in the ring!Marlena grabs The USA Title Belt and places it around Goldustin's waist!Mr C leaves the ringside area,he looks disgusted!Let's go to Lawler in the back...

Lawler:Hey Mr C...

Mr C:Gimme that mic!This is NOT in my contract!That Golden Freak...I can't...Dammit King,you can't pay me enough to put up with that Gold Freak and his interfering girlfriend!Screw it!Get Doc on the phone...

Cornette:That Mr C sounds upset!We'll have to wait and see what happens when Doc comes in next week!In our UEW Mayhem Main Event...what the???Isn't that David Silver from the original 90210 series?Who the heck is "Austin" Brian Green?That's his what?Wrestling name?Just cause you use Austin in your name doesn't mean you are as good a SCSA!!!How the heck did this joker get a titleshot???

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UEW UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT

Strong Machine vs "Austin" Brian Green (TV's David Silver)-UEW Unified World Title Match
1.Strong Machine gets the pin after a double underhook suplex
2."Austin" Brian Green hits a "David Silver Powerslam" & gets the pin
3.Strong Machine practically masacres the young actor,then hits a Machine DDT!
Strong Machine covers "Austin" Brian Green...
Referee San Heyward counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Strong Machine is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!

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Lawler:Say what you will,but that "Austin" Brian Green wasn't half bad!He used a "David Silver Powerslam" to take the second fall!Sure Strong Machine annihilated him after that but "Austin" Brian Green stayed with Strong Machine!He's not no push over!He was in with a World,no THE WORLD CHAMPION and he didn't backdown or run from the fight!"Austin" might have had a chance if it were anyone else,but Strong Machine...he's on a roll!

POST SHOW REPORT

Commissioner HBH:Six Lemeuer is in The Municipal Hospital where she is making good progress!Mayim left the arena,her whereabouts are unknown.Reports say that she was in an emotional state when she left more on this on WWW on Wednesday!

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[WTIC]

X-Mask rules!

Nice to see Kelly Bundy in singles action! Actually, it's always nice to see Kelly anyway!

Intervention match, LOL! I hope Six is all right!

Boo @ Goldustin!

"Austin" Brian Green, LMAO! That should've been a squash match, hehehehee!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
X-Mask gets the win but DOP Next Gen needs anger management!

If Kelly would do that to a former boyfriend,just think what she could do to people she doesn't like!

That Intervention Match turned out better than I planned!The results really showed Mayim didn't want to fight Six.
That Six is determined to stop Mayim!She's already plotting what she's gonna do next week!

MR C was really upset that Goldustin kissed him!Goldustin pretty much walked in and stole The USA Title!

"Austin" Brian Green...old "Green Bean" did okay.He didn't get squashed...at first,but then he'd angered Strong Machine and got annihilated!That's what get for watching reruns on The Soap Network...

Dr B