WWW Wildside Episode 7
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XXXTHE PRELIMSXXX
Sato vs Ravishing Rhonda
(Sato gets the pin with a flying axekick)
Mistress X vs Beth the Bounty Hunter
(Beth TBH wins it with a running lariat)
Stephie-Mac vs Lita
(Stephie-Macpins Lita after a jumping legdrop)
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Ms Kitty Katz:It's time for Wild Women Wrestling Wildside!It was Sato
geting a big win over AWE's Ravishing Rhonda!Beth TBH takes the
fight to Mistress X and Stephie-Mac takes down Lita!Now this is a
World Class Tag Match!Jami G and CCR take on The Verminators!
The WWW Tag Titles are on The line!Both teams have held these titles on several occasions!This will be oneheckuva a fight!
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WWW Tag Team Titles
Star Power vs The Verminators-WWW Tag Title Match
1.Kelly Bundy hits a Verminator on CCR and gets the pin
2.Jami G nails Buffy TV Slayer with a tornado ddt and gets a 3 count
3.CCR crash & burns on a suicide dive,
Buffy hits a hurrakinrana!
She covers CCR...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The Verminators are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!
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Ms Kitty Katz:The Verminators have won The WWW Tag Titles!They are
THE WWW Tag Team Champions!The Verminators found an opening
and took it!What a tremendous match!Oh,oh...I know that music that's
that Crazy Cat Lady's music...
Crazy Cat Lady:Kitty.kitty,kitty...Kitty cats!
Ms Kitty Katz:No,no,no...That's Kitty Katz!Oh nevermind!Her opponent...
Well everyone knows that theme!"Kick Out The Funk" and here comes
"Soccergirl" Kickin' Carissa!Holey,she wearing her T-Shirt inside out,
that means that she's all business tonight!Carissa is ready for a fight!
Crazy Cat Lady is taunting Carissa!She puts the cat between them
when Carissa goes to attack!Man,she's gonna make Carissa angry
and you don't wanna do that!
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WWW TV Title
Crazy Cat Lady vs Carissa-WWW TV Title Match
1.Carissa uses The Carissa Stomp to take the 1st Fall
2.Crazy Cat Lady connects with a sitdown faceslam and gets the pin
3.SOCCER KICK this one is all over Carissa wins the match
Carissa is the NEW WWW TV Champion!
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Ms Kitty Katz:That Soccer Kick is all she wrote!Hey Crazy Cat Lady
flings her cat at Carissa!The cat is digging it claws in Carissa's face!
Crazy Cat Lady rips the cat off Carissa and leaves the ring!Carissa
is bleeding from the cat clawing!Carissa's cousin Chandra is here
with a First Aid kit!She helps clean the wounds,as Referee Leslie
Dunn presents the WWW TV Title belt to Carissa!The WWW fans
cheer their NEW TV Champion as she walks up the aisle!Okay next
up...1st she's from just down the street of The Goldengate Park.
The newest member of The Elite Rulebreakers,more specifically the
newest Bitchslapper...Kimmy Gibler!Her opponent in this contest
also from The Bay Area...DJ Tann...hey there's something happening back stage...get the cameras back there!
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XXX*GRUDGE MATCH*XXX
Kimmy Gibler vs DJ Tanner-FCA Match
It doesn't even make it to the ring a brawl starts back stage!
DJ gets the advantage!
Kimmy Gibler grabs a fire extinguisher and blasts DJ!
Kimmy smashes the extinguisher on DJ's head!
DJ grabs the Janitor's broom and gives Kimmy a couple of hard shots!
DJ rams Kimmy head into the Arena Entrance door!
They're fighting their way through the crowd!
They brawl their way into the lobby and they both go out a side door!
They're fighting in the parking lot!Kimmy throws DJ onto a Mercedes!
DJ powerbombs Kimmy on the hood of Chandra's car!
Chandra nails DJ with a Crescent Kick and tells Kimmy to cover her!
Kimmy jumps off the bumper for a splash...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!DJ kicks out and runs back into the arena!
DJ grabs a fan's beer and throws it in Kimmy's face,then attacks!
DJ hotshots Kimmy on the guardrail,then climbs into the ring!
A groggy Kimmy Gibler climbs in the ring...
DJ locks in a DJ Deathlock but Kimmy gets a foot on the ropes!
DJ tosses Kimmy out of the ring.
They battle out into the crowd a fan hands Kimmy his chair!
PANG!DJ goes down!Kimmy throws her back into the ring!
Kimmy doesn't even try to hide the fact that she's choking DJ!
Kimmy Gibler hits a walkover headslam!
Kimmy jumps on and grabs the far leg...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Kimmy Gibler wins The FCA Match!
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(All 3 Olsens run down to the ring!Both contestants have collapsed
from exaustion!The Olsens stomp the fallen Kimmy Gibler!Juliette
and Shannen are here!They slide in and start hitting anything that
moves!A hard forearm shot floors Lizzy Olsen!M-K and Ashley grab
Shannen and sling her into the ropes,but she comes off with a double
clothesline!M-K goes under the ring and grabs an autographed Twins
Bat!She throws it to Ashley!WUMP!WUMP!Juliette is down but Kimmy
gets her second wind!She rips the bat out of Ashley's hands and hits
a line drive to Ashley's spine!She turns and bunts M-K's face!Kimmy
waits,Lizzy gets to her feet...ooh what a shot!She jams the bat into DJ's
gut,DJ falls through the ropes and onto the floor!Kimmy has cleared the
ring!Riley Reynolds runs down to the ring...)
Riley Reynolds:DROP IT KIMMY!Put the bat down!You won your match and you're still standing,now get outta here before I have to suspend you!
(Kimmy and The Bitchslappers walk up the ramp.They meet Chandra at
the top of the ramp.Chandra High 5s Kimmy!Then heads toward the ring!
Chandra's theme plays loudly!The fans start doing The Funky Dance!They
roar as Chandra hits the ring!Chandra's theme fades and a tall figure in
black approaches the ring in silence!She raises up her hands and as she
drops them flames light up the ramp!It's Big Nicole!
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WWW National Title
Chandra vs Big Nicole-WWW National Titlematch
1.Big Nicole uses a powerbomb to get the pin
2.Chandra uses a flying headscissors to get the pin
3.Chandra gets a submission with a bridging leglock
Chandra is YOUR WWW National Champion!
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Ms Kitty Katz:Big Nicole is almost a foot taller,she also out weighs
Chandra by about a hundred pounds,but Chandra is feisty and she
know what it takes to win BIG matches!Chandra is The WWW National
Champion!
Riley Reynolds:Okay in our WWW Wildside Main Event,Lalaine faces
The WGW Champion,Hardbody Holly!The WWW World Champion,
Jamie Bond 0069 will be The Special Guest Referee!This match will
be shown in it's entirety!Let's go to the ring...
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WWW World Title (currently held by Jamie Bond 0069)
WGW Title (currently held by Hardbody Holly)
Lalaine vs Hardbody Holly-Special Referee Jamie Bond 0069
1st FALL
Lalaine jumps in with a swinging neckbreaker!
Hardbody Holly gets Lalaine with a full nelson slam!
Lalaine grabs Hardbody Holly's leg and drags her out of the ring!
HBH goes face 1st into the post!Lalaine throws her back into the ring!
Lalaine nails Hardbody Holly with an overhand right!
Vertical Suplex by Lalaine!There's a cover
Hardbody Holly throws Lalaine off!
Lalaine hits HBH with multiple kneelifts!
She rolls her up...
Referee Jamie Bond 0069 counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Jamie Bond 0069:Lalaine wins the 1st Fall!
2nd Fall
Lalaine charges at Hardbody Holly...
HBH sidesteps,Lalaine smashes head first into the post!
Holly covers her...
Referee Jamie Bond 0069 counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Lalaine kicks out just in time!
Hardbody Holly connects with a running powerslam...
HBH rolls her up...
Referee Jamie Bond 0069 counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Jamie Bond 0069:Hardbody Holly wins the 2nd Fall!
3rd FALL
Lalaine nails HBH in the face with a sitdown dropkick!
Lalaine gets her up...Vertical Suplex!
Lalaine drops Hardbody Holly with a spinkick
Lalaine connects with her finisher The Diva Suicida!
Lalaine grabs the far leg...
Referee Jamie Bond 0069 counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!Hardbody Holly is not out of this one yet!
Lalaine creams HBH with her infamous flatliner!
Lalaine rolls her up...
Referee Jamie Bond 0069 counts...
ONE!
TWO!
NO!Hardbody Holly powers out of the pin!
Lalaine throws HBH onto the floor and works her over!
Hardbody Holly slowly climbs into the ring,she may be hurt!
Lalaine stalks HBH and lets her have it with an overhand right!
Lalaine covers her...
Referee Jamie Bond 0069 counts...
ONE!
TWO!
She hesitates a second...
THREE!
Referee Jamie Bond 0069:Lalaine wins The Match!
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(Lalaine slides out and grabs The WGW Title Belt!A furious Hardbody
Holly grabs a mic...)
HBH:Where the hell do you think you're going with that belt?
Lalaine:I beat you!I am The NEW WGW Champion!
Riley Reynolds:Listen up!First off,this is NOT The WGW,it's The WWW!
This was NOT a WGW Title Match her belt can only be contested in
The Mid-West Territory that's LGW/WGW territory!Now it is true that
you pinned The WWW World Champion Jamie Bond 0069 unofficially
last week,it's also true that you just got a huge win in a very hard fought
match against Hardbody Holly,The WGW Champion.Now I have an idea.
This would be a one of a kind match!I will need to talk to Dr B and The
LGW/WGW Championship Committee.If they grant The WWW permission
and if Hardbody Holly agrees to my terms...next week it will be Last Person
Standing!Hardbody Holly vs Jamie Bond 0069 vs Lalaine,winner takes all!
If you can defeat both your opponents you will be WGW/WWW Grand Champion!The only obligation would be that you defend both Titles on
their respective shows!This could be "The Rocket to SUPER STARDOM"!
All three of you in my office NOW!Goodnight folks...
(Screen goes black...credits roll)
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