WWW Wild Nights

[Kelly Monro]

Congratulations to Stephanie Paine for retaining the belt that she deservedly earned. Jamie Bond has her work cut out for her on the next card!

Keep up the good stuff, Dr B!

Kelly Monro

[WTIC]

Some WILD stuff there, Dr B!

Good to see Becky Slater win! And "Crazy Cat Lady" sounds like a homemade wrestler that Neily came up with!

[Mr. Neily]

I didn't create her.

[Dr B]

Kelly-
Stephanie is in her element here in the WWW.JB 0069 vs Blonde Brazilian will be hard to call.Jamie Bond is the only one that consistently defeat The Brazilian,but Blonde Brazilian always came back.She's looking for that elusive 26th WWW Title Reign!

WTIC-
This show is The WILDSIDE!Becky Slater started out in The WWW and SHWL.I think she's getting her rhythm back.Becky's done fairly well in Neily's W.C.W. too!Crazy Cat Lady isn't Neily's creation,but Neil did have a little to do with creating the card.I was "test driving" Fake Jan on the LGW/WGW shows.Neil asked about the character.So I sent him a copy of Fake Jan and Cindy B. stats.Cindy B became Crazy Cat Lady when I did her Super Deluxe card with Paint.net.I found this great pic of her clutching a black kitten as if to say,"Get away from my cat!"Seeing how she calls herself Crazy Cat Lady,I thought what a terrific angle!Crazy Cat Lady the Wrestler was born.IXNAY on the indeesay aideebray!The card is not official...

Dr B

[Mr. Neily]

Becky is unbeaten so far right now I think.

[Dr B]

Neil-
See Becky Slater did way better in Wild & Crazy Wrestling than she ever did in the WGW.Hopefully she'll have that sort of success in the WWW.

Dr B

[Mr. Neily]

I hope she wins her next match then. Maybe her and Militia should team up.

[WTIC]

Crazy Cat Lady rules!

[Dr B]

She's really a Crazy Cat Lady.She posted a pic of about 10 cats lying on shelves.She called it "Decorating with Cats"!

Dr B

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Wednesday Episode 5



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+++THE PRELIMS+++

DOP "Next Gen" vs The Mac-10s
(Stephie-Mac pins Alison Paine after a reverse elbowsmash)

Topanga vs Jaimie Pressley
(Jaimie wins it with a DOA DDT)

Mose vs Julia Duffy
(Julia gets the pin after hitting Mose with wild swinging fists)

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Ms Kitty Katz:It's The Mac-10s over DOP "Next Gen"!Pressley gets her 1st big
win over Topanga and Julia get a win on Mose!This is WILDSIDE!Our good
friend Fake Jan is up next her opponent is Buffy TV Slayer!Buffy has experience,
but Fake Jan has a lot of heart and a good athletic background!

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Fake Jan vs Buffy TV Slayer
1.Buffy gets a submission with a rear choke
2.Fake Jan takes the 2nd fall with a Brady Bomb
3.Buffy gives Fake Jan a knee to the back!
Buffy sets FJ up hurrakinrana!
Fake Jan out of nowhere with a crossbody block!
She grabs the far leg!
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!


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Ms Kitty Katz:Fake Jan gets a huge win!That High Crossbody was all she wrote!
Okay,I'm here with The WWW TV Champ Cat Lady!Cat Lady?Hello...I'm Kitty Katz...

Crazy Cat Lady:Kitty?Pretty kitty...

Ms Kitty Katz:No,no,no...that's my name Kitty Katz!

Crazy Cat Lady:Cats?I love my cats.Pretty kitty,kitty cats!

Ms Kitty Katz:Ugh!Nevermind just get in the dang ring!What a nutcase!

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WWW TV Title

Crazy Cat Lady vs DJ Tanner-WWW TV Title Match
1.DJ takes the 1st fall with a DJ Deathlock
2.Crazy Cat Lady gets the pin after a T-Bone Suplex
3.DJ crashed & burned on a Half Moon moonsault!
Crazy Cat Lady gets her up and gives her a Crazy Cat Lady slam
Crazy Cat Lady gets the pin!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Crazy Cat Lady is your winner!She is the...get away from me ya nutjob!
I'm not no cat,my name is Kitty Katz!No Katz not cats!Beat it "Screwloose Latrec"!Ya
mentalcase!The WWW Tag Titles are on the line next!

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WWW Tag Team Titles

Belissima vs S&M-WWW Tag Title Match
1.Italia makes Slam Danzer submit with a Italian Nervehold
2.Mosher gets the pin after thrashing kicks & punches
3.S&M used a combination springboard face slam and
army boot stage dive to get the win
S&M are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Kitty Katz:S&M with an upset win they are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!

Riley Reynolds:There was controversy last week,so I signed this FCA Match to
determine who will be The WWW National Champion!A National Champion will
be crowned tonight!

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WWW National Title

Stephanie Paine vs Chandra (2)-FCA WWW National Title Match

A Wild brawl breaks out at the bell it's a knock down,drag out fight!
Chandra gets the advantage!She whips Paine into a Trashcan!
Chandra picks up the trashcan and visciously attacks Stephanie!
What's this Chandra thinks she's Abdulla The Butcher!She has a Fork!
She's stabbing Stephanie in the forehead!The blood starts to flow!
Chandra grabs an empty Beer Keg and smashes Paine over the head!
Paine grabs a "FEEL THE PAIN" T-Shirt off the merchandise table!
She wraps it around Chandra's neck and chokes her down!
Stephanie throws the blood stained shirt to a screaming fan!
Paine powerbombs Chandra through the mechandise table!
Crazed fans are grabbing all the mechandise without paying!
Chandra grabs a plastic trashbag!She puts it over Stephanie's head!
She's trying to suffocate her!Chandra rips the bag off & goes for a pin!
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Chandra is the NEW WWW National Champion!
Chandra retains The Title of "Quenn of The FCA"!

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(Stephanie Paine gets up slowly and starts laughing!Chandra looks puzzled
Paine grabs a mic and speaks directly to Chandra in her heavy Dutch accent...)

Stephanie Paine: Chandre' you are alright!You give to me your best fight!You
do not afraid of Stephanie Paine!Your fighting is very strong!Chandre' will be
very good champeon!

(Paine uncharacteristically extends her hand to Chandra.The Fans scream,"Don't do it!"
But Chandra shakes Stephanie Paine's hand!Paine slides out and grabs the belt.She
slides back in and hands it to Chandra.Paine leaves the ring.A bloody faced Chandra
drops to her knees clutching the title belt!Carissa is here,she walks Chandra back to
the lockerooms.The fans cheer wildly for Chandra as she walks back..)

Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside Main Event!Jamie Bond 0069 will face her greatest
nemesis...The One & Only 25 Time WWW Champion Blonde Brazilian!Let's go to the ring!

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WWW World Title

Jamie Bond 0069 vs The Blonde Brazilian-WWW World Title Extreme Rules Match

The fight doesn't even make it to the ring!
JB 0069 grabs The Brazilian!
She flings her at a kitchen worker pushing a cart of knives and forks!
The Brazilian lands on the cart!She's bleeding profusely!
Finally they climb into the ring!
Jamie Bond nails Blonde Brazilian with a jumping spin kick!
Bond uses a hammerlock slam!
Blonde Brazilian gets Bond in a rolling bodyscissors
Jamie gets The Brazilian in a headlock
Bond uses a gatame kickatame to throw The Brazilian across the ring
Jamie with another hammerlock slam!
JB 0069 nails The Brazilian with a 360 Guillotine!
Jamie goes for a death defying diving pin,but The Brazilian kicks out!
Bond switches strategies and uses a 0069 Karate Attack!
Jamie connects with a second 360 Guillotine!
There's a cover!Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jamie Bond 0069 retains The WWW World Championship!


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(Lalaine appears out of nowhere,slides in and blindsides JB 0069!Lalaine is on top raining fists
down on Jamie!Blonde Brazilian tries to break it up but,Lalaine rushes her and throws her out of
the ring!Lalaine continues her assault on Bond!She visciously stomps the fallen Champion!She
slides out and grabs a mic...)

Lalaine:If this was The UEW with the 24/7 Rule,I'd be The Champion...but it's not!You call that
Extreme Jamie?You're nothing!I've had better fights with my cat!

Riley Reynolds:Hold it right there!Who do you think you are???You think you're tough Lalaine?
Well let's see just how tough you are!It will be Lalaine vs Blonde Brazilian in a Cage!Whoever
survives will enter a second Cage with Jamie Bond 0069!The winner will be The WWW World
Champion!Start training you're gonna be in it up to your neck next week!

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[WTIC]

Good matches all around there, Dr B!

Go, Crazy Cat Lady!

[Dr B]

I really like the FCA chart I used to do Stephanie Paine vs Chandra!Lalaine turns heel again!Crazy Cat Lady is really a nutjob,I'm loving that character.Lot of stuff happening in the WWW!

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

The FCA was the match of the night! Great stuff! Keep sharing your amazing results!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

Kelly-
Two of our old favorites,as always in a hard fought matchup!That Chandra's one tough little so & so!She even impressed Stephanie Paine!

Seriously,I really like that FCA Chart!It's worthy of Chandra The Queen of The FCAs!

Dr B

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Episode 6



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+++THE PRELIMS+++

Amy Adams vs Talia Morgon
(Adams & Morgon wrestle to a time limit draw)

Venice Beach Vicky vs Ebonie Love
(Ebonie used a Japanese Armdrag to get the pin)

Honey Childe vs Rockin' Rene
(Rockin' Rene gets the pin with a Shake,Rattle & Roll)

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Riley Reynolds:It was Adams & Morgan wrestling to a time limit draw!Ebonie Love
gets her 1st win in the WWW and Rockin' Rene gets a big win over Honey Childe!
This is Wild Women Wrestling's Wildside!The Bitchslappers have recruited former
Full House star Kimmy Gibler!I am...hey!

Kimmy Gibler:DJ!I don't care you get to be your partners!I have The Bitchslappers
and we're gonna bitchslap you all over the arena tonight!I have had enough of you!
Get ready for a fight!Kimmy will NEVER 2nd best ever again!!!

Riley Reynolds:I don't what's got Kimmy Gibler so angered but I wouldn't want to be
DJ Tanner or her tag partners for that matter!The Bitchslappers and Kimmy Gibler
enter the ring...Here comes DJ Tanner her partners tonight will...HOLEY!That's
former SHWL and WWW Tag Team Champions Ashley and Lizzy Olsen!This is
gonna be oneheckuva brawl!This match will be shown in it's entiety!Double Teaming
will be legal for this match!There will not be any Countouts or stopping the match
because of blood!

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The Bitchslappers & Kimmy Gibler vs DJ Tanner & The Olsens

Kimmy opens up with a Flying Forearm on Lizzy Olsen!
Kimmy covers her but Lizzy kicks out!
Gibler unleashes a Kimmy Kick!
Lizzy Olsen is down...
Gibler covers her!
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Lizzy Olsen is eliminated!
Kimmy & Juliette give Ashley a double clothesline as she enters the ring!
Gibler gets Ashley in a single shoulder back breaker!
Kimmy sets her up...walkover faceslam!
Kimmy tags Shannen...
Ashley ducks a double clothesline by The Bitchslappers and tags DJ!
Shannen goes for a leg assist faceslam but DJ throws her off!
DJ comes off the ropes with a Frisco Flying Shoulderblock!
There's a rollup...Shannen kicks out!
DJ tags Ashley and Shannen gets a double headbutt!
Ashley gives Shannen a facerip!
Shannen staggers back and tags Juliette!
The Bitchslappers level Ashley with a double chop!
Juliette knocks Ashley down with a Big Right Hand!
She jumps on her!
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
DJ tries to make the save...
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Ashley Olsen is eliminated!
Kimmy Gibler signals Juliette!She wants to be the one that beats DJ Tanner!
Juliette tags Kimmy!
The Bitchslappers greet DJ with clubbibg blows!
Kimmy gets DJ in a single shoulder backbreaker!
DJ takes a flying forearm!
Kimmy covers her...
DJ kicks out!
KIMMY CRASH!
Kimmy hits a sitdown faceslam!
DJ locks Kimmy in a DJ Deathlock!
Kimmy grabs the ropes!
Half Moon moonsault by DJ!
DJ hits a Silicon Valley Smash!
There's a cover...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Kimmy Gibler is eliminated!
Shannen gets hit with a DJ Deathdrop!
DJ locks in a DJ Deathlock!
Referee Leslie Dunn checks...
Shannen:NO!
DJ yanks on it...
Shannen is forced to tap out!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Shannen has been eliminated!
DJ hits a Silicon Valley Smash!
DJ comes off the top with a Frisco Flying Shoulderblock!
DJ covers Juliette...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kimmy Gibler slides in with a chair and crowns DJ with it!
Gibler rams the edge of the chair into DJ's midsection!
Juliette and Kimmy stomp DJ!
Referee Leslie Dunn Disqualifies The Bitchslappers for Outside Interference!

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(The Olsens run down,but Shannen leaps and grabs them...Double Bulldog!Juliette gets DJ up!
Kimmy goes up and yells,"WHAT A RUSH!",then leaps with a mighty clothesline!Gibler rolls out
she leaps...a lariat drops Lizzy Olsen!Kimmy turns and catches Ashley coming in.A knee to the
midsection knocks her down.Kimmy grabs a mic...)

Kimmy Gibler:LISTEN UP TANNER!I'm tired of playing second fiddle to you!I've won more matches
than you have!I'm way more talented than you are in that ring!But what did I get?In the ***BLEEP**
WGW,all I got was prelim matches!Now that I'm a part of The Elite Rulebreakers,I'm Main Event
Talent!With The Bitchslappers,X-Mask and Beulah training me,I will be wearing GOLD sooner
than you think!You and me Tanner next week!

Shannen:Kim you're alright!You passed the test!You're an official Bitchslapper!Your first assignment
is to BITCHSLAP that DJ Tanner from one end of the arena to the other!

Riley Reynolds:Hold it!Are you saying you want to see DJ and Kimmy Gibler in an FCA Match?
That can be arranged BUT,no ERBs and no Olsens will be allowed out here while the match is
taking place!The problem is with Kimmy and DJ and they will have to fight it out amongst themselves!

Ms Kitty Katz:Whew I'm sweating and that was just a mid card match!Our friend The Crazy Cat Lady
is here to defend her WWW TV Title against a real fan favorite here in The http://WWW...Kelly Bundy!

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WWW TV Title

Crazy Cat Lady vs Kelly Bundy-WWW TV Title Match
1.Kelly Bundy takes the 1st fall with a Bundy Bop
2.Crazy Cat Lady uses a sitdown faceslam to get the pin
3.Both wrestlers were counted out while brawling at ringside
Crazy Cat Lady is still The WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Well tempers flared and nothing was resolved!Crazy Cat Lady is still TV Champion.
Kelly Bundy should have beaten her easily.Oh well...hey we have one of the greatest teams to ever
come out of the SHWL!Star Power CCR & Jami G are here!They face WWW/WNW Tag Team Champions
S&M!The last time Star Power came through here they took The WWW by storm!Will they do it again?

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WWW Tag Titles

S&M vs Star Power (CCR & Jami G)-WWW Tag Title Match
1.CCR pins Mosher after a lariat slam
2.Slam Danzer uses a Senton Bomb to pin CCR
3.Jami G gives Mosher a Tornado DDT and gets the pin
Star Power are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Kitty Katz:We have NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!Star Power came right in and pretty much took
The WWW Tag Titles away from a capable young team...S&M!What an impressive display of wrestling ability!

Riley Reynolds:Up next Lalaine will be locked in a Cage with 25 Time WWW Champion Blonde Brazilian!
Let's go to the ring!


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Lalaine vs Blonde Brazilian-Cage Match

Lalaine attacks Blonde Brazilian with a foreign object and beats her senseless!
Blonde Brazilian Gorilla slams Lalaine into the mesh!
The Brazilian takes Lalaine down with a flying headscissors!
She rolls her up...
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Blonde Brazilian advances,she will meet Jamie Bond 0069 in a Cage later tonight!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That was fast!Blonde Brazilian didn't want to waste any time on Lalaine!
She's saving her energy for that WWW World Title Match later on!Hey I know that theme
song!The WWW National Champion Chandra is here!She's wearing her traditional red
gym shorts and white gym T-Shirt with her name written on the back so everyone knows
who she is!80's Disco Music plays and Rosie the Ripper comes strutting down the ramp!

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WWW National Title

Chandra vs Rosie the Ripper-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra gets the pin after a pumphandle slam
2.Rosie the Ripper catches Chandra with a neckbreaker off the 2nd rope & pins her
3.Chandra pins Rosie the Ripper after using a flying hedscissors
Chandra retains The WWW National Title!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That was a really different than last weeks all out war with Stephanie Paine!
This was a scientific wrestling match!Chandra is still The WWW National Champion because
she outwrestled the consumate professional Rosie the Ripper!They shake hands as a sign
of good sportsmanship!

Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside Main Event...It will be Jamie Bond 0069 in The Cage with
Blonde Brazilian!This is a WWW World Title match!


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WWW World Title

Jamie Bond 0069 vs Blonde Brazilian-WWW World Title Match in a Cage

Blonde Brazilian veals Jamie into the mesh!
There's a cover...Bond kicks out!
The Brazilian takes Bond down with a flying headscissors!
JB 0069 rams The Brazilian's face repeatedly into the mesh!
Blonde Brazilian Gorilla Slams Jamie into the mesh!
The Brazilian connects with a spinning plancha!
She covers Jamie...
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
No!Only a two count!
The Brazilian goes to the top...Diva Suicida!
Blonde Brazilian slams Bond's face into the post!
She hits a 2nd Diva Suicida and rolls Bond up...
Hey!Lalaine is climbing into the cage!
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Lalaine comes down on them with a Guillotine Legdrop from the top of the cage!
It's a three way fight!
Bond nails Lalaine with a flying forearm!
She covers Lalaine...kickout!
Jamie crashes into The Brazilian with a death defying diving pin...No!Only a two count!
Bond rams The Brazilian's spine into the post and goes for a pin...
Referee Joanie Lee counts,,,
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Lalaine waits,as soon as Jamie gets up she decks her with a big right hand!
Lalaine rolls Jamie Bond up...handful of tights!
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Lalaine jumps up and starts screaming,"I am The Champion!"

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Riley Reynolds:Uh Lalaine...you ARE NOT The Champion...Jamie Bond 0069 pinned Blonde Brazilian.
Therefore she wins the match and retains The WWW World Title!You on the other hand were NOT in
the match legally!What did I tell you this ain't the UEW there is no 24/7 Rule!But yes you pinned The
WWW World Champion.So next week it'll be another qualifying match!This time you'll facethe woman
who beat you for The WGW Title,then earlier this year defeated you in Japan to take The WWW World
Title...I'm talking about The WGW Champion...HARDBODY HOLLY!

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