WWW Wild Nights

[Dr B]

WWW Wild Night Episode 3



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Pre show Lalaine interview:

Ms Kitty Katz:I'm here with WWW World Champion Lalaine.The fans want to know where you've been.
You "No Showed" last week.Aren't you supposed at least show up at these tapings,even if your'e not
scheduled to wrestle?After all you are the "face" of WWW!Don't you have any sense of responsiblity?

Lalaine:Don't talk to me about being responsible!I beat your 25 Time WWW World Champion to get
this belt!I've defeated all the Major Stars in The WGW as well as The WWW!I am the BEST thing
going!If I don't feel like defending my WWW World Title,I won't!If I don't feel like making an appearance
at a taping,I won't!I am THE WWW World Champion!I AM The WWW!

Ms Kitty Katz:Okay...well,WWW CEO Riley Reynolds has a surprise for you tonight!She's signed a match!
A WWW World Title match in which you have to face...The woman that scored 4 consecutive wins over Blonde
Brazilian!In fact she's the only woman Blonde Brazilian refuses to wrestle!She hails from London,England,
she's a member of Her Highness' Secret Service,I'm talking about the one and only Jamie Bond 0069!BTW
if you decide to skip out,Riley Reynolds will strip you of that WWW World Championship!It's "Go Time"!!!

Lalaine:What???This is a conspiracy!I ain't afraid!I'm gonna give that English Spy Novel wannabe a beating
she'll never forget!

(Lalaine storms off in an angry huff...)

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+++THE PRELIMS+++

Big Bertha vs Buffy TV Slayer
(Bertha gets the pin after a a big head butt)

The Hartbreakers vs The Militia
(Militia uses a military press slam to pin MJH)

Catwoman Eartha vs Talia Morgon
(Talia wins it with a hip attack)




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Riley Reynolds:This is The WWW and this is Wild Nights!It was Big Bertha over Buffy TV Slayer!Big win there for Big Bertha!Militia wins it for her team and Talia gets a win on Catwoman Eartha!1st up tonight is the WWW TV Champ Topanga!She will face a newcomer...Crazy Cat Lady?Doesn't she look a lot like that what's her name?You know,
"Hair gold like her mother" and something about curls...

Ms Kitty Katz:Ixnay on the urls-cay!

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WWW TV Title

Topanga vs Crazy Cat Lady-WWW TV Title Match
1.Crazy Cat Lady uses a Crazy Cat Lady Slam to get the pin
2.Topanga takes the 2nd fall after a Boy Meets Superkick
3.Crazy Cat Lady gets the win with a guillotine legdrop
Crazy Cat Lady is the NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That Cat Lady may be crazy but she's got talent!She overwhelmed Topanga and took The WWW TV Title!We've got a cat obssessed lunatic as our WWW TV Champion!How'd that happen?Up next it's The WWW Tag Team Champions Belissima taking on a team we haven't seen for a long time The Mac-10s!Jenny-Mac and Stephie-Mac will try to dethrone The WWW Tag Team Champions right here!

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WWW Tag Titles

Belissima vs The Mac-10s-WWW Tag Title match
1.Sandy Italia gets the pin on Stephie-Mac with a high crossbody
2.Jenny-Mac takes the 2nd fall with a spinning forearm smash
3.Rosie the Ripper puts Jenny-Mac is an Italian Nervehold and gets a submisson
Belissima are YOUR WWW Tag Team Champions!

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Riley Reynolds:That fast paced,high impact,highflying wrestling will make you dizzy Kitty Katz!What a match!You don't see moves like that everyday!Belissima are your WWW Tag Team Champs!The Alliance Women's Elite Champion Beulah is in the house!HOLEY!Now this is a battle of Champions!25 Time former WWW champ Blonde Brazilian gets a shot at The Women's Elite Title here!This Title can only be held by current or former World Champions.The cream of the crop so to speak!These two are definately the best in the business!

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Alliance Women's Elite Title

Beulah vs Blonde Brazilian-Women's Elite Title Match
1.Blonde Brazilian takes the 1st fall with her signature Diva Suicida
2.Beulah mows The Brazilian down with a short clotheline and pins her
3.Beulah gets a submission with a camel clutch
Beulah retains The Women's Elite Championship!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That is why Beulah has held The Women's Elite Title for close to two years!Blonde Brazilian took the 1st fall,but then an angry Beulah showed her dominance!Beulah is THE Women's Elite Champion!

Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wild Nights Main Event...

Jamie Bond 0069:Excuse me Riley,may I interupt?Now every is going on and on about how I defeated Blonde Brazilian.Doesn't anyone remember the wins I've scored on WWW Greats Chandra,Carissa,Stephanie Paine,
The Davidsons and even The Great "Big Queenie" Succubus the Fire Queen?Lalaine you are a great Champion but no means the greatest!

Lalaine:You gonna fight or you gonna talk???Come on let's go!


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WWW World Title

Lalaine vs Jamie Bond 0069-WWW World Title Match
1.Jamie takes Lalaine's head off with a jumping spin kick & pins her
2.Lalaine uses her signature Diva Suicida to get the pin
3.Lalaine gives Jamie Bond 0069 multiple kneelifts
Jamie shakes it off and goes to the top...Death Defying Diving Pin!
The Referee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jamie Bond 0069 has done the impossible!She is the NEW WWW World Champion!

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Riley Reynold:HOLEY MOLEY!What a fight!They were in there move for move...lookout!Lalaine has a chair and she's trying to wrap it around Jamie's head!Ooh what a shot!Bond is down and Lalaine takes advantage!Wait a leg trip by Bond and now Lalaine is on the concrete!They're fist and fire here!Security!Get in there before someone gets hurt!Lookout!You know how much that equipment cost???No not the...GET THEM OUTTA HERE...

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[Mr. Neily]

Cool Card Dr. B .

[WTIC]

Solid stuff, Dr B! I like the Belts!

[disaster]

cool. Beulah retains! YES! Some killer matches dude! Love the 2 outta 3 falls idea. Great way to decide championships!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Thanks!I got some new belts.I think they were on Reg Parks site.

Disaster-
I consider Beulah Kelly's greatest creation.Even in the old days when I was simming results,Beulah was hard to beat.
Important matches and Title matches should be 2 out of 3.If it's only 1 fall you don't get a total feel of the wrestlers'
personalities.I like the "cliff hanger" feeling of the 3rd fall.

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

I dig 2 out of 3 falls too for the Championships. They did that in the old days. It just makes it harder for the Champ to lose. And when they do...well, the opponent really worked their tail off to win the belt.

Kelly Monro
Dr B's #1 Fan

[Mr. Neily]

How true Kelly how true.

[Dr B]

Well you know me I'm a NWA,Jim Crockett Promotion wannabe.2 out of 3 helps build the characters.Gives the heels more time to be evil.Gives the faces more time to shine!

Dr B

[Dr B]

ANNOUNCEMENT:
WWW will be moving to Wednesdays with a NEW show,WWW Wildside Wednesday!

Dr B

[Mr. Neily]

Looking foward to it

[WTIC]

Cool!

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside lineup-

Crazy Cat Lady (Cindy B) vs Julia Louis-Dreyfus-WWW TV Title Match

Belissima vs The ERBs (Juliette & Shannen) [Hey Kelly can we say Bitchslappers on this board?] WWW Tag Title Match

Stephanie Paine vs Chandra-WWW National Title Match

Main Event

Jamie Bond 0069 vs Futura Momerson-WWW World Title Match

[Kelly Monro]

Bitchslappers is fine. So far there are no words that will be edited automatically. And I really doubt there will be a reason to do that.

Stephanie Paine and Chandra? Wow! You make it difficult for me, Dr B! They are my two favorites!

Kelly Monro

[Dr B]

Kelly-
Bitchslappers was a borderline word at the other boards.I like it better than ERBs.

Stephanie vs Chandra is always a wild one!

Dr B

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Wednesday Episode 4





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+++THE PRELIMS+++

Hyapatia vs Jackie Moore
(Jackie gets the pin after a spear)

Goldie vs Tiffiany
(Tiffany used a Norway Neckbreaker to get the win)

Brooke Bollea vs Emma Watson
(Emma wins it with a Granger Gutbuster)

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Riley Reynolds:This is the all new WWW Wildside Wednesday!Jackie got a win!Tiffany pinned Goldie and Emma Watson showed Brooke Bollea that no amount of posing will win her a match!Emma with a huge win!

Ms Kitty Katz:Ooh Riley this sounds like a great matchup!Becky Slater will face The youngest of The Davidson Clan,Mad Dog Shanon!Both Becky and Mad Dog were tired of only appearing in prelims or low card matches in the WGW,so they jumped ship and came to Atlanta to sign with The WWW!Let's hope they move up the ladder quickly here!

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Becky Slater vs Mad Dog Shanon
(Slater gets a pin after a Becky Bomb)


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Ms Kitty Katz:Okay no one gets up from The Becky Bomb!Slater wins the match but I think both Slater and Mad Dog have earned their spots tonight!Okay that Crazy Cat Lady is making her way to the ring!Last week she trouced Topanga and took The WWW TV Title!She did all this while muttering stuff to a little black kitten that she sat in her corner.This woman may be outta her nut,but she does have wrestling ability!Just don't go near that cat!Her opponent we haven't seen for awhile,JLD had a great run in The WGW,she came to Atlanta to see if she too can move up the ladder a bit faster!A win tonight would shoot her straight into Super Stardom!

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WWW TV Title

Crazy Cat Lady vs JLD-WWW TV Title match
1.JLD takes the 1st fall with a moonsault
2.Crazy Cat Lady drives JLD's head into the mat with a piledriver
3.Crazy Cat Lady reverses a slam dunk facejam & hits a T-Bone Suplex
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Crazy Cat Lady retains The WWW TV Title

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Ms Kitty Katz:DANG!JLD got a little to close to that cat and Crazy Cat Lady went balistic!First she planted JLD with a slam dunk faceslam,then she nailed her with a T-Bone and got the pin!She's a real nutcase that one!Let's see,The WWW Tag Titles are on the line next.Belissima takes on The Elite Rulebreakers,Juliette and Shannen!The ERBs were getting passed over everytime there was an opening for a WGW Tag Title Match!So Juliette and Shannen to came back to where they started out 10 years ago,The WWW!

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WWW Tag Titles

Belissima vs The ERBs (Juliette & Shannen)
1.Shannen uses a Charm to take the 1st fall
2.Italia uses a handstand headscissor flip to get a pin on Juliette
3.Rosie the Ripper makes Shannen submit with an Italian Nervehold
Belissima are you WWW Tag Champions!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Whoa!Belissima negated The ERBs brawling style and forced them to wrestle!While Juliette and Shannen are good grapplers,they couldn't seem to get their offense together after the 1st fall!That handstand headscissors flip was quite a show of superior agility by Italia!Rosie went right to what she knew would get them the win,The Italian Nervehold!There's no counter for that!Now this is what I call a match!Stephanie Paine puts her WWW National Title up against an old foil,Chandra!These two are no strangers,they've been in big matches all over the world!
Tonight they're back home in Atlanta after a long absence!Welcome home!Let's go to the ring!

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WWW National Title

Stephanie Paine vs Chandra-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra gets a submission win with a bridging leglock
2.Paine makes Chandra submit with a World of Paine
3.Paine is DQed for using an illegal hair assist Necktwist
Chandra wins the match,Stephanie Paine is still The WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Paine doesn't care that she's been disqualified,she's still nailing Chandra in the face with her fist!Chandra blocks and shove Paine back...a hard Euro Uppercut drops Stephanie!Paine rolls out and grabs her Title Belt!

Stephanie Paine:U weinig wijfje! Ik ben de Nationale Kampioen! U bent niets! Dit is mijn riem!

Chandra:Speak English!This is Atlanta this ain't no Swedish Massage Parlor!We speak American here!

Riley Reynolds:In our WWW Wildside Wednesday Main Event...The WWW World Champion Jamie Bond 0069 takes on Futura Momerson!Futura has decided to get in the ring again after spending the last couple of years training wrestlers at The Power Planet Training Facility up in The Mid-West Territory.She walked right into a World Title match!Futura held the WWW World Title on several occasions!She wants another title reign!How much does she want it?Let's go to the ring and find out!

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WWW World Title

Jamie Bond 0069 vs Futura-WWW World Title Match
1.Futura takes the 1st fall with a flying forearm
2.Bond goes to an Aikido Armbar to get a submission
3.JB 0069 uses a jumping spinkick to get the win
Jamie Bond 0069 is your WWW World Champion!

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Riley Reynolds:That was a hard fought win for JB 0069!Futura brought the fight to Jamie!Bond really had to work for that win!Futura is in tip top condtion!She a consumate ring tactician.Jamie Bond 0069 has a lot of heart and The WWW World Title,that is insentive to give it all you got to protect The WWW Crown!That's about it for this week.Come back next week when you'll Jamie Bond 0069 take on her arch nemesis,25 time WWW World Champion,Blonde Brazilian!

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