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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 26, 2009 14:28:36 GMT -5
coming soon to a funky town near you.  |
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Post by WTIC on Jun 26, 2009 15:13:06 GMT -5
Now THAT'S funky like a monkey! 
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Post by Dr B on Jun 26, 2009 22:28:09 GMT -5
I'm gonna take you to Funky Town...
Dr B
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 27, 2009 12:33:11 GMT -5
Promo
Hulk Hogan and Undertaker are backstage with a unkown person wearing a nuns habit.
Hulk Hogan" I cant believe that rat WTIC would sell us out and sign the Road Warriors. Then he has the nerve to dump us like a sack of dirty laundry. Why you and me and the Roadies would have been unstoppable."
The Undertaker and the nun look at each other. The nun nods her head at the Undertaker.
Undertaker" Talk about nerve Hogan your getting on mine so shut up."
Hogan" Brother whats wrong aren't we a team still ?"
The nun raises her hand in the sign of the cross. The lights suddenly go off. A brief struggle is heard in the darkness. When the lights come back on. Hogan is shown on the floor knocked out. As the camera moves up and back. It showns Kane and the Undertaker standing over Hogan. The nun removes her habit and starts to laugh. The nun is revealed to be Ms. Monroe
Ms. Monroe" Rest in peace Hogan. Your the first victim of the Hell's Angels.(looks at camera) This is a warning to anybody dumb enough to oppose us."
The scene fades as Ms. Monroe continues to laugh as Undertaker and Kane continue to beat on Hogan.
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Post by WTIC on Jun 27, 2009 14:48:01 GMT -5
NICE promo! Hehhehehee!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 27, 2009 15:20:12 GMT -5
Wait until i post the first card. |
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jun 27, 2009 23:40:11 GMT -5
If the shows will be as nice as the promo this will be a fun fed to pay attention to!
Kelly Monro
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 28, 2009 5:31:18 GMT -5
Guess this mean i got break a sweat on this one.
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Post by WTIC on Jun 28, 2009 14:09:21 GMT -5
Now, THAT'S funky!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 30, 2009 7:45:35 GMT -5
Card 1
The show opens with R.G Rapmaster in the ring.
R.G Rapmaster" Welcome to Funk Town Wrestling tonight it's my honor and privlegde to be your host for this the opening show. So sit back and relax Dawgs and the show begin yah."
MATCHES
1. The HollyWood Honeys(Tara Reid,Jamie Pressly and Reese Witherspoon) vs the GWF Gals(Shanna-Ra, Rotunda and Deadlist of the species)
The GWF Gals won by pinfall. When Deadlist of the species pinned Tara Reid after a purification
2.The Fonz vs K-Fed
The Fonz pinned K-Fed after a thumb press.
Four wrestler match
3. Goth Boi vs Roided up Savage T vs Anubis Jr vs Friki Tiki
Friki Tiki won the match after he pinned Anubis Jr.
4.Chuckles vs Josh Rage
Josh Rage dominated Chuckles and pinned Chuckles after a demon crucifer.
5.Mayhem and Madness vs Lost Animal Exchange(Bandito and Skrit)
MnM won after Madness pinned Skrit after a MNM cutter.
6.Cousin Luke vs Killer Kowalski
Cousin Luke pinned Killer Kowalski after a mule kick.
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jun 30, 2009 8:12:52 GMT -5
Card 2
R.G Rapper" My thanks to the posse for making our first show a sucess. So now lets come back to the present and our next card."
MATCHES
Tara Reid vs Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressley pinned Tara Reid after a poison ivy pedigree.
Deadlist of the Species vs Rotunda
Rotunda made Deadlist submit via a sleeperhold.
Shann-Ra vs Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon pinned Shann-Ra after a legally blonde bulldog. Tara Reid came down to ringside and helped Reese Witherspoon to double team Shann-Ra. They did a double team slingshot on Shann-Ra who was injured and is out for 4 cards.
Cousin Luke vs Josh Rage
Josh Rage pinned Cousin Luke after a belly 2 belly hotshot drop.
Fonz vs Anubis Jr.
The fonz won by dq after Anubis Jr. rammed fonzs head into the steel post outside the ring.
K-Fed vs Killer Kowalski
Killer Kowalski made K-Fed submit via a clawhold.
L.A.X(Lost Animal Exchange) vs Mayhem and Madness
M and M won by pinfall after a M+M cutter on Skrit.
Savage T came down to ringside wearing a spandex tights and a cape.
Savage T" From now on i'm only answering to Super Savage T. My other name sets a bad example for my younger fans. That is all."
Super Savage T vs Goth-Boi
Super Savage T pinned Goth-Boi after a superkick.
Chuckles vs Friki-Tiki
Friki-Tiki pinned Chuckles after a wooden head cracker.
The scene fades as Friki-Tiki celebrates his victory over Chuckles.
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Post by WTIC on Jun 30, 2009 16:47:48 GMT -5
Nice fight cards! Thanks for using my creations! 
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jun 30, 2009 18:39:02 GMT -5
Good action, Neily. I even like RG Rapmaster, and I hate rap. Keep it up! Kelly Monro |
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Post by disaster on Jul 1, 2009 18:27:44 GMT -5
wow, now that's a mixture! cool new fed Neily! You might inspire me to play some cards yet |
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jul 1, 2009 18:46:46 GMT -5
Go for it Disaster. |
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