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Post by bockwinkle99 on Oct 15, 2014 20:26:23 GMT -5
Welcome, everyone to the new UWF celebrity division, known as UWF Showdown.
I've decided to start clean, so further updates will be here.
Now, without further ado...
#119
Matches held at the San Jose (CA) Civic Auditorium
1. "Bumblebee" Bud Bundy (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) p. Danny Glover
*) After the match, D'Arcy pins referee Colin Mochrie in the corner as Bud injures Glover.
2. Farrah Fawcett & Kate Jackson (w/Tanya Roberts) b. Kelly & Peg Bundy (w/Marcy Darcy) by disqualification
*) Referee Sara Gilbert disqualifies Kelly for pushing her aside to break up a pin attempt. During the resulting melee, Peg injures Farrah's knee with a chairshot
3. The Daughters of Darkness (Christina Ricci & Emma Watson, w/Elvira) d. the Southern Ladies (Jamie Pressey & Reese Witherspoon) by countout
*) Elvira piledrives Reese on the arena floor, knocking her out and rendering her unable to continue.
4. Kurt Russell (w/Go-Go Goldie) p. Scott Bakula
*) Goldie interferes with her shoe to the back of Bakula's head
5. UWF Showdown Tag Team Champions the Rock'n'Roll Nightmares (Nikki McKibbin & Amanda Overmeyer) d. Anna Farris & Anne Hathaway to retain the title.
6. Lindsay Lohan p. "Candy Girl" Nikki Ziering
7. Griff (w/Jefferson) p. Nacho Libre to win the UWF Showdown Championship
*) Griff KOs Libre with a loaded shoe behind ref Mochrie's back
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Post by neilybob2 on Oct 17, 2014 17:18:33 GMT -5
Nice buts who nacho libre ?
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Oct 19, 2014 16:50:06 GMT -5
neilybob2, Nacho Libre is Jack Black. It's based on a character he played in the movie "Nacho Libre".
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Oct 19, 2014 17:17:30 GMT -5
#120
*) KTLA Studios, Los Angeles, California
*) UWF Showdown tv taping
*) Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic welcome viewers back to UWF Showdown, but the intro is quickly interrupted by the arrival of the Bundy Family, along with new TV Champion Griff. They've come to gloat over the "removal" of all their opposition, namely Nacho Libre, Farrah Fawcett and Danny Glover. Bud Bundy begins to get full of himself, first daring Golic to get into the ring with him. Big Mike heads to the ring before being restrained by Greenberg and UWF Celebrity Commissioner Carl Weathers. Instead, Bud climbs into the ring and issues an open challenge to anyone in the back, a challenge accepted by Costas Mandylor.
1. "Bumblebee" Bud Bundy p. Costas Mandylor
COMMERCIAL BREAK
2. Candy Girl Nikki Ziering p. Kristen Chenoweth
*) This is Chenoweth's debut in the UWF.
*) Butterbean comes out to the broadcast area with Mike Greenberg. During the interview, Butterbean reminds Griff and the rest of the Bundys that they're undefeated "only because you haven't faced me yet." Griff returns to the ring area and tells Bean to come get him. When Bean heads towards him, he's nailed from behind by Al Bundy with a chairshot. Griff and Al stomp Bean and are soon joined by Bud for a three on one beatdown. Frank Stallone, who had been scheduled to face Butterbean in the next match, comes out to aid Bean but the numbers game is too much and both men and pummelled as the show goes to break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK #2
3. Kurt Russell (w/Go-Go Goldie) p. Tom Hanks
*) In back, interviewer Michelle Beadle finds Butterbean and Frank Stallone being tended to by trainers. Bean, furious, knocks the trainers aside and demands a match with any of the Bundys who have the guts to show up. Frank joins in and the two issue a challenge to a tag match for next week on Showdown.
*) Back at ringside, Greeny and Golic bring out Jamie Pressy to update them on the condition of her Southern Ladies tag team partner, Reese Witherspoon, who was piledriven by Elvira on the San Jose Civic Auditorium floor. Jamie says that Reese will be out of commission for a week or two, but she will be back. As for Elvira, Pressy has signed a match against her set for next week on TV.
4. Selena Gomez p. Emma Stone
*) After the match, Selena takes the house mic and insults the "old hags" that were "dumped" by Disney, especially Lindsay Lohan, who she says should "go back to the streetcorner where the UWF found her".
COMMERCIAL BREAK #3
5. Trisha Cannatella & Erin Murphy d. Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment
*)Cannatella gets Osment to tap out to score an upset victory. Post match there is a brief argument in-ring between Cyrus and Osment.
Mike and Mike sign off and invite viewers to tune in next time.
(Ed. note: I will do my best to post a new episode each Saturday or so, so I hope you come back to...
THE UWF...WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS WATCHING...
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Post by neilybob2 on Oct 21, 2014 19:16:58 GMT -5
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Post by neilybob2 on Oct 21, 2014 19:17:16 GMT -5
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Dec 10, 2014 12:10:34 GMT -5
#121
Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF--Celebrity Division
UWF Showdown tv taping @ the studios of KTLA in Los Angeles
**) The show opens with Lindsay Lohan at the broadcast position with Mike and Mike. Lindsay says she has had enough of Selena Gomez, calling her a little "Matress Mousketeer", and challenges her to face her at the next house show at the Grand Olympic Auditorium.
1. Ashlee Simpson p. Peg Bundy (w/Marcy D'arcy)
*) Near the end of the match, Marcy tries to interfere on Peg's behalf but is caught by referee Ryan Styles and thrown out of the studio. Angered by the move, Peg argues with Styles, allowing Simpson to roll her up for the victory.
**) Michelle Beadle is in the interview area and soon joined by Al Bundy, Bud Bundy and TV Champion Griff. The Bundy Gang have a good laugh that Butterbean and Frank Stallone want another piece of them, but say they have no problem running them out of the UWF as well.
2. Bruce Campbell b. Cary Elwes by countout
COMMERCIAL BREAK #1
3. Sarah Hyland p. Kirstie Alley
4. Jamie Pressly b. Elvira by disqualification
*) Referee Colin Mochrie disqualifies Elvira when Christina Ricci interferes by coming off the top turnbuckle onto Pressly's neck. The two beat down Pressly until UWF officials come to the ring and restore order.
**) Elvira comes to the broadcast table and warns both Southern Ladies to "just let it go and walk away".
COMMERCIAL BREAK #2
5. Butterbean and Frank Stallone b. Bud Bundy and Griff by disqualification when Al Bundy interferes
*) The brawl escalates when Nacho Libre jumps into the ring to even up the odds. The Bundy gang begins a retreat when they are stopped by Commissioner Carl Weathers, who orders Al into the ring. Weathers calls referee Colin Mochrie to the ring and orders him to ring the bell for Libre and Al's match, banning all supporters from ringside.
6. Al Bundy p. Nacho Libre
*) Jefferson Darcy comes out but gets into an argument with Weathers, who tries to stop him from coming to ringside. As Mochrie is distracted by this, Al KOs Nacho with a chair, sliding it out of the ring before it's noticed.
(Ed. note: You know how you plan to do things but life gets in your way? Well, it's happened to me, so I apologize for the extreme delay in updating here. Things are smoothing out so I'll try to keep up, so stay tuned and please, leave a comment--I work better when I feel like I'm being read.)
THE UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION...WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS (ONCE AGAIN) WATCHING...
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Post by Dr B on Dec 11, 2014 2:04:38 GMT -5
Bock!Excellent cards!Classic EFed format and all the celebs you ever wanted to see climb into the ring.
>Butterbean
Bart Gunn "I'm gonna knock you out!"
Swish.swish,swish...BUDDAHBEAN!!!
And we never saw Bart Gunn again.
Keep it up Bock! - Dr B
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Dec 31, 2014 16:24:35 GMT -5
#122
House show at the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA
1. Sarah Hyland b. Peg Bundy (w/Marcy Darcy) by DQ
*) Bundy is disqualified for ramming Hyland's head into the ringpost as they battle on the floor. Darcy joins in and they doubleteam Hyland until Kate Jackson makes the save.
2. Bruce Campbell d. Cary Elwes (w/Shawnee Smith) by submission
3. The Daughters of Darkness (w/Elvira) d. Anna Faris and Anne Hathaway
4. Danny Bonaduce b. Al Bundy by DQ when Bob Rooney enters the ring and attacks Bonaduce.
*) During the match Bud Bundy and Griff brawl with Butterbean and Frank Stallone until security and officals intervene. During the brawl Bud Bundy knocks out referee Kevin James
5. Kristen Chenoweth p. Ashlee Simpson
6. Butterbean and Frank Stallone b. Bud Bundy and Griff by DQ
*) Bundy pulls referee Colin Mochrie in front of a Stallone turnbuckle smash. When Mochrie regains his senses, he calls for the bell and DQ's Bundy.
7. Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment v. Emily and Melissa Joan Hart ends in a double disqualification
*) Ref Ryan Styles declares the match 'out of control' as all four women are brawling in the ring. During the brawl, at one point Miley kicks Osment. then ignores her after the teams are separated.
8. Kurt Russell (w/Go-Go Goldie) p. Col. Taylor
**) Ed. note: Col. Taylor is a card I found on an old Yahoo Groups page based on Charlton Heston's character in Planet of the Apes.
9. Lindsay Lohan p. Selena Gomez in a no-DQ match
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Post by Dr B on Jan 15, 2015 0:44:28 GMT -5
Bock!
What an event!GOOOOOOO BUNDY!Butterbean and Stallone cool team!Hannah era Miley and Emily vs The Hartbreakers what a matchup!Hahaha
Col. Taylor."Dirty Stinkin' Apes!"Where's the Lohan vs Gomez match?Exciting event!
Dr B
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 19, 2015 12:18:26 GMT -5
Dr. B--The Lohan/Gomez match is number 9 on the list in the main event slot. For the record, Lindsay Lohan won in a no-DQ match. Glad you're following.
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Jan 19, 2015 13:04:46 GMT -5
Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation's Celebrity division
"THIS IS...SHOWDOWN!!"
Matches taped in the studios of KTLA-TV, Channel 5, Los Angeles, CA
*) Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic greet the viewers and go over the results of the Olympic Auditorium card, then send it to Alan Kalter in the ring to introduce the opening match.
1. Kirstie Alley d. Emma Stone by submission
*) Lindsay Lohan comes out to the interview area with Michelle Beadle. As footage of her no-dq match victory over Selena Gomez is shown, she discusses her opponent tonight, Anna-Nicole Smith, with a shot at Jenny McCarthy's Womens TV title at stake.
2. Bob Rooney (w/Jefferson Darcy) b. Danny Bonaduce by DQ
*) During the match, as Rooney distracts referee Kevin James, Jefferson KO's Bonaduce with a set of brass knuckles. When Rooney covers for the pin, Todd Bridges storms to the ring and draws the DQ. Bridges battles Rooney briefly before retreating when the rest of the Bundy Family comes out of the dressing rooms. Rooney then snatches the house mic away from Kalter and levels threats at both Bonaduce and Bridges.
*) COMMERCIAL BREAK #1--Featuring a promo by Beadle hyping the upcoming house show in Anaheim at the Convention Center
3. Kurt Russell (w/Go-Go Goldie) p. Kevin Federline
*) The Southern Ladies come to the broadcast position for an interview with Mike and Mike before their match, cutting a promo for their rematch with the Daughters of Darkness booked for Anaheim.
4. The Southern Ladies d. Trishelle Cannatella and Erin Murphy
*) As the match is going on, the Daughters of Darkness and Elvira enter the studio but are stopped by Commissioner Carl Weathers and other security personnel.
**) COMMERCIAL BREAK #2--Featuring a second promo, this one by Mike Golic, for the Anaheim show, with comments from the Daughters of Darkness
5. "Bumble Bee" Bud Bundy p. Frank Stallone
*) The match begins with a confrontation between Bundy and Jefferson Darcy and Commissioner Weather, who bans Darcy from ringside after his matches earlier in the show. As Bundy protests from the ring apron, Frank pulls him in over the top rope to begin the match.
*) Griff comes out to ringside in Darcy's place and distracts Stallone, allowing Bundy to roll him up for the pin. Afterwards, Bundy and Griff doubleteam Stallone until Butterbean makes the save. As medics tend to Stallone, Weathers fines Bud Bundy $4000 and Griff $8000.
6. Anna-Nicole Smith p. Lindsay Lohan to earn a rematch against champion Jenny McCarthy
*) Lohan is close to victory when, after a ref bump, Selena Gomez comes out and knocks Lohan out with a stun gun. She then rolls Smith on top of Lohan for the victory.
Be sure to keep checking here for more exciting UWF Celebrity action.
THE UWF...WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS WATCHING...
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Post by Dr B on Jan 20, 2015 21:07:14 GMT -5
Holey Griff and Bumble Bee Bud about to take over!Jenny-Mac is your Women's Champ?She'll be hard to beat!Anna Nicole and Lindsay are both candidates for a titleshot.But Lindsay needs to deal with Selena to end it once and for all!Frank Stalone I'm liking the character,not the REAL Stalone but pretty feisty.I like the womens tag teams I just saw Erin Murphy at Facebook.Federline hahaha Goldie could pin Federline.As for Danny you need to hire a transvestite to bitchslap him hahaha.If Kirsty fell on top of Emma...3 count for sure.
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Feb 15, 2015 17:34:38 GMT -5
Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF Celebrity Division
Card #124
"This is...SHOWDOWN!"
Matches taped at the studios of KTLA in Los Angeles, CA
Open: Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic and Michelle Beadle welcome viewers to the show and go over the card for the show before sending it up to ring announcer Alan Kalter for the opening match.
1. The Daughters of Darkness (w/Elvira, the Mistress of the Dark) b. Tiffany Darwish & Tara Reid by disqualification
Referee Ryan Styles dq's Tiffany for posting Christina Ricci as they battle outside the ring. A brawl erupts that requires wrestlers from the back to break up.
*) Finished breaking up the fight, Commissioner Carl Weathers comes over to the broadcast position. He has been in conference, he says, with UWF President Herb Abrams along with new Showdown matchmaker Freddie Prinze, Jr, about the perceived breakdown of law and order on the show. He has promised tighter control over the proceedings, but this promise appears to be shaky at best when Butterbean interrupts him. Bean grabs the commissioner by the collar and demands that he get Griff's "butt" into the ring right now. As Weathers stands his ground, Al Bundy takes advantage and jumps on the Mean Bean from behind. Weathers pulls Bundy off, throws him to the ground, then orders him to wrestle Bean.
2. Butterbean p. Al Bundy
Al tries to beg off but Weathers forces him into the ring. He turns and takes an instant flying smash from Bean. Ref Colin Mochrie counts the three, and Bean tosses Al out over the top rope as an exclamation point. The "King" of the Bundy Castle staggers to the back.
COMMERCIAL BREAK #1--Featuring a promo for the house show at Anaheim Convention Center with all three Showdown titles on the line with Michelle interviewing Womens Champion Jenny McCarthy about her title defense against Anna Nicole Smith.
*)In a videotaped promo, Miley Cyrus and Emily Osment deny any trouble between them and say they'll take the Showdown Tag Team titles from the Rock 'n' Roll Nightmares in Anaheim.
3. The Hartbreakers (Emily & Melissa Joan Hart) d. Anna Faris & Anne Hathaway
*) Michelle Beadle interviews Bruce Campbell, who ends the interview by embracing Michelle, kissing her on the lips, smiling to the camera with the comment "Hail to the King, baby" and strutting to the ring.
4. General Ursus p. Bruce Campbell after loading up a leather brace on his arm.
*) Kate Jackson and Farrah Fawcett come to the broadcast position to discuss their match against the Bundy Girls when, as per usual, Kelly and Peg interrupt. The teams engage in a verbal match before Weathers once again comes out to restore order. Kate and Kelly break away from the argument and climb into the ring.
5. Kate Jackson p. Kelly Bundy after Weathers orders referee Styles to get in the ring to officiate.
COMMERCIAL BREAK #2--Featuring a second promo for the Anaheim event with Showdown Tag Team Champions the Rock'n'Roll Nightmares, Amanda Overmeyer and Nikki McKibbin cutting a promo.
6. Selena Gomez b. Kari Byron by disqualification.
Selena sets up "the Mythbuster" for her finisher when Lindsay Lohan tears out and tackles her. The show ends with both women dukeing it out in the ring.
KEEP AN EYE HERE FOR UPDATES FROM THE WORLD LEADER IN CELEBRITY WRESTLING, THE UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION...
...WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS WATCHING...
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Post by Dr B on Feb 20, 2015 13:46:06 GMT -5
Bock,
Great card!All my favs were there."GOoooooo BUNDY!" Some great rivalry happening here.I'd like to see Bundy & Bean in a Cage submission or Knockout only.Anna and Anne good team not as good as The Hartbreakers tho.I liked the part where Lindsay Lohan attacks Selena Gomez.Mean Girl Lindsay is a Tag Champion in The UEW and is always interfering in the fan favorites matches!
Well done.Looking forward to the next show!
Dr B
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