UWF Celebrity division

[bockwinkle99]

Bockwinkle 99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation

"From Hollwood, this is...

UWF SHOWDOWN!"

Matches taped at the Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA

**) Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic (ringside); Michelle Beadle (interviews)

1. Tina Fey & Amy Poehler v. the Sock it to Me Girls (Go-Go Goldie & Judy Carne) ends in a time limit draw
*) This was to decide the top contender to the UWF Womens' Tag Team title.

*) Michelle interviews Lindsay Lohan, who will take on Womens' TV Champion Jenny McCarthy tonight for the belt

2. Todd Bridges (w/ Danny Bonaduce) p. Costas Mandylor (w/Shawnee Smith)
*) Both Bonaduce and Smith get involved in the match. When she does, Bridges elbows Smith from the ring and she injures her leg)

*) Mike and Mike are joined by Celebrity division Commissioner Carl Weathers, who announces that next week, the contenders for the Angels (Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu) tag team title will be revealed, and also that he will personally be at ringside to insure fairness in the TV title match between champion Griff and Nacho Libre.

*) Michelle gets comments from UWF Womens TV Champion Jenny McCarthy as she heads to the ring against "Jail Bird" Lohan

3. Lindsay Lohan p. Jenny McCarthy to win the UWF Womens TV title

*) Video taped comments from Griff and Libre air

*) At the broadcast position, Costas Mandylor is enraged that Todd Bridges laid his hands on Shawnee Smith, promising that it's not over between them.

4. Dustin Diamond p. Danny Bonaduce after DDTing him onto a chair slid into (and out of) the ring by Mandylor

5. Nacho Libre d. Griff to win the UWF TV Championship.
*)Jefferson Darcy tries to interfere but is grabbed on the apron by Weathers, allowing Nacho to elbow Darcy and Weathers to the floor. Weathers, not seeing that Nacho propelled Darcy into him, KOs Jefferson with a big right hand as the show ends.

Thanks for watching. For Mike and Mike and Michelle, see you at the matches.

[Mr. Neily]

Good stuff Bocky.

[Kelly Monro]

Pure craziness! I dig it!

[bockwinkle99]

Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation

"From Hollwood, this is...UWF SHOWDOWN!"

Matches taped at the Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA

Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic at ringside; Michelle Beadle interviewer

*) Mike, Mike and Michelle ringside. They are joined by UWF Celebrity division Commissioner Carl Weathers. Weathers announces that the Sock It to Me Girls, Judy Carne and Go-Go Goldie, have been granted the title shot against UWF TV Tag Team Champs the Angels, with the proviso that the champions, whichever team it is, must face Tina Fey and Amy Poehler within thirty days.

1. "Bumble Bee" Bud Bundy p. Cary Elwes

**) Michelle interviews Jefferson Darcy as Bud poses behind them. Jefferson, the Bundy Family's "representative", says he will be petitioning the UWF to give Bud a title shot at the first opportunity. When Michelle asks about Griff, Jefferson says exactly the same thing. When called on this, Jefferson calls off the interview and leaves.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

**) Footage of Lindsay Lohan winning the women's tv title last week airs before Michelle is joined by Lindsay backstage at the Olympic. The interview is interrupted by a furious Jenny McCarthy. McCarthy accuses Lindsay of using "jailhouse tactics" in taking the title, then slaps Lindsay. Commissioner Weathers separates the ladies and books them in a rematch in two weeks from Las Vegas

2. Anna Nicole Smith p. Britney Spears

**)A video package of events involving Costas Mandylor, Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges airs with comments from both sides.

3. Costas Mandylor b. Danny Bonaduce by DQ when Todd Bridges interferes

*) Frank Stallone also interferes in the match but is quickly sent away by referee Kevin James. After the bell, Danny and Todd double-team Costas until Danny Glover appears from the crowd with a chair and clears the ring.

**) As Glover and James tend to Costas, Frank Stallone returns to the broadcast position and announces a reunion of the Smoking Gun stable, saying if you mess with one, "You mess with the whole family!"

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

4. Dustin Diamond p. Griff (w/Jefferson Darcy)

*)"The Winner" Diamond surprises the crowd with a regular use of different foreign objects on the Bundy Family powerhouse. He and Darcy argue with referee James but get nowhere as he claims he was too distracted by Darcy to see anything else.

5. The Sock It To Me Girls b. UWF TV Tag Team Champions the Angels (Drew Barrymore & Lucy Liu)--The Angels retain the titles.

*)Goldie and Carne are in total control of the match, which promps Liu to take the fight outside the ring and use a chair to KO Goldie in front of referee Sara Gilbert for the deliberate disqualification.

**) Mike and Mike sign off, reminding people to watch for the next installment of the Fury Hour and the next episode of Showdown. Until then, we'll see you at the matches.

THE UWF...WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS WATCHING...

[bockwinkle99]

Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation

"This...is SHOWDOWN!"

Matches taped at the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA

SHOWDOWN airs on Prime Network--3.0 rating

Mike Greenberg (play by play); Mike Golic (color); Michelle Beadle (interviews)

1. The Rock and Roll Nightmares (Nikki McKibbin and Amanda Overmeyer) d. the Southern Ladies (Jamie Pressey and Reese Witherspoon)

*) McKibbin pins Witherspoon

**) The Bundys come down the aisle to be interviewed ringside by Mike and Mike. At their insistence, footage of Bud Bundy's "victory" over Lou Ferrigno airs, a victory that came after a ref bump and a double team attack. This, Al says, is proof of the Bundy dominance over "that musclehead" Ferrigno, and that Lou should just walk away.

2. Kelly Bundy (w/Marcy Darcy) b. Kate Jackson by DQ

*) During the match, Marcy interferes and is ejected from ringside by referee Colin Mochrie.
*) Mochrie ends the match when, as the women brawl outside the ring, Kate posts Kelly.

**) A video package of events in the current SAW--Smoking Gun feud air, followed by video comments by Tobin Bell and Danny Glover.

**) Live, Michelle gets comments from Frank Stallone and his second, Marianne Sierk

3. Danny Glover (w/Shawnee Smith) p. Frank Stallone (w/Marianne Sierk)

*) Smith and Sierk get into a shoving match outside the ring as the match ends. Ref Ryan Styles and UWF Celebrity Commissioner Carl Weathers separate them and Weathers enters the ring for an announcement.

**) Weathers announces that due to the recent actions by the Angels last week, in which Lucy Liu deliberately used a chair on her opponent and purposely earned a disqualification to retain their title, the UWF is withholding recognition of the Angels as Womens' Tag Team Champions. In two weeks on Showdown a four team tournament will begin, with the Angels facing the Rock and Roll Nightmares and the Sock It 2 Me Girls facing Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. The winners will face off the following week when Showdown airs from San Diego.

**) On tape, Elvira, returning from her suspension, introduces a new find, Christina Ricci, who will team with Elvira's protege Emma Watson as a new tag team in the UWF.

4. Jenny McCarthy p. Kari "Mythbuster" Byron

**) Lou Ferrigno and TV Champion Nacho Libre are interviewed in back by Michelle.

5. Al Bundy (w/Jefferson Darcy and Bud Bundy) v. Lou Ferrigno (w/Nacho Libre) ends in a no-contest.

*) Bud tries to interfere and Nacho stops him, Both seconds wind up brawling in the ring along with Al and Lou. Referee Styles calls off the match as "out of control" and the night ends with referees and Weathers trying to restore order.

Be sure to tune in next time to more celebrity fight action here on Showdown. Until then, we'll see you at the matches!

The Universal Wrestling Federation...What the Universe is Watching!!

[Dr B]

Bock,
It's good to see someone doing celeb cards!There's a Kari Byron card? hahaha cool!Al Bundy is still a Main Eventer hahaha Love it!

Dr B

[bockwinkle99]

Thanks for the positive feed back.

Kari Byron and Lou Ferrigno are self made cards. I have others as well, such as Anna Nicole Smith, Laura San Giacomo, Mae West and Sarah Silverman. I'll post them if there is any call for them.

Again, thanks for the replies and feel free to do so whenever you wish.

[Mr. Neily]

Mae West i would like to see that card.

[Dr B]

Sarah Silverman?Cool I can just imagine how she would be in the ring.We need to do a Celeb Card Post here.

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

Great idea, Dr B! And there now is one! Hope everyone uses it!

[bockwinkle99]

#102--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wresting Federation

"This is UWF...SHOWDOWN!"

Matches taped at the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA

Showdown airs on Prime Network--4.0 rating

Mike Greenberg (play by play); Mike Golic (color); Michelle Beadle (interviews)

1. Tanya Roberts b. Cameron Diaz (w/Drew Barrymore) by disqualification

*) Tanya nails Cameron with a gourd buster, but just as Tanya covers her, Drew interferes, yanking Tanya out of the ring to the floor. Referee Sara Gilbert disqualifies Cameron as Drew and Tanya trade blows. Lucy Liu comes out of the back and, as Drew holds her arms, wipes out Tanya with a crescent kick to the jaw.

**) Michelle interviews Lou Ferrigno. Lou challenges Al Bundy to a cage match to settle their feud.

2. Todd Bridges (w/Chelsea Peretti) p. Costas Mandylor (w/Shawnee Smith)

*)"Mr. Not-So-Perfect" Bridges scores a surprising clean win to score the latest victory for the Smoking Guns over SAW

**) A promo for the next tv taping, slated for the Showboat Sports Pavilion in Las Vegas, airs, with Greeny interviewing TV champion Nacho Libre. Libre says he's ready to take on whomever gets the title shot.

**) Michelle gets comments from Todd and Chelsea post match.

3. The Daughters of Darkness (Christina Ricci & Emma Watson, w/Elvira) d. Anna Faris & Anne Hathaway

*) The new paring scores an impressive victory, with Watson pinning Faris

**) Al Bundy and Bud Bundy come to the announce position. They tell Michelle that they don't think they need to wrestle Lou Ferrigno again, since they've beaten him already. They ignore Michelle when she points out that in their two meetings with Ferrigno, Bud won a controversial victory with outside help and Al's match ended in a double disqualification.

4. Griff (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) p. Dustin Diamond to earn a shot at the tv title.

*) Griff demanded this rematch with the added stipulation that he would not receive a title shot for thirty days if he had lost again.

5. Jenny McCarthy p. Womens TV Champion Lindsay Lohan to regain the title.

*) McCarthy scores the upset victory and ends Lohan's latest title reign at 21 days

Remember to tune in again for the next installment of UWF Showdown, and don't forget about the UWF Fury Hour. Until then, we'll see you at the matches.

the UWF...What the Universe is watching..."

[bockwinkle99]

Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation

"This...is SHOWDOWN!"

Matches taped live at the Showboat Sports Pavilion in Las Vegas, NV

Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic, Michelle Beadle at ringside

*) Mike and Mike welcome the viewers to Vegas, then hype the night's card, including the TV Title main event between champion Nacho Libre and Michelle's guest backstage, Griff, along with Al Bundy and Jefferson Darcy. Al and Jefferson overhype Griff, calling him "the man's man" and referring to the champ as "Nacho Cheesy".

1. The Sock it to Me Girls d. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to earn a shot at the TV Tag Team Titles in San Diego

*) Go-Go Goldie p. Poehler to score the win.

**) In back, Michelle interviews Nacho and Lou Ferrigno, who says he'll be there to prevent the Bundys from getting involved in the match.

2. Danny Bonaduce p. Cary Elwes (w/Shawnee Smith)

*) The Smoking Gun grabs the Saw man at the bell and rolls him up for the stunningly quick victory.

3. The Rock and Roll Nightmares d. the Angels to earn a title shot

*) As referee Sara Gilbert is distracted trying to get Drew Barrymore back to her corner, the Nightmares (Nikki McKibbon and Amanda Overmeyer) execute a superkick/flying headbutt doubleteam on Lucy Liu for the upset win.

**) The end of the Kate Jackson--Kelly Bundy match airs in prelude to their rematch

4. Kate Jackson and Tanya Roberts v. Kelly and Peg Bundy ends in a double countout

*) The bout quickly goes outside the ring with all four women brawling. Referee Kevin James tries to get the match back inside the ropes, but ultimately has no choice but to begin to count and reaches 10 on both teams. The brawl continues unabated, though, until the Bundys begin to doubleteam Roberts. Jackson, knocked out by Peg, recovers and runs the Bundys off with a chair.

5. TV Champion Nacho Libre b. Griff by disqualification.

*) At one point, Al Bundy moves to climb into the ring, but Lou Ferrigno grabs him and begins pounding him towards the back. As Nacho is distracted by this, Griff takes off his shoe and nails him in the back of the head in clear view of referee Gilbert, who DQs him. He pounds Nacho with the shoe, bloodying his nose while Jefferson keeps Gilbert at bay until Lou returns. The Bundys flee before the "Hulk", who stands over his hurt friend and glares down the ramp at the gloating Bundy clan as the show ends.

Thanks for tuning in. We hope to see you next time here on Showdown, and don't forget the UWF Fury Hour. Until next time, we'll see you at the matches...

The Universal Wrestling Federation...What the Universe is watching...

[Mr. Neily]

Great pair of cards man.

[bockwinkle99]

#105--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation

"This is UWF SHOWDOWN!"

Matches taped at the Showboat Sports Pavilion in Las Vegas, Nevada

Mike Greenberg (hold by hold); Mike Golic (color); Michelle Beadle (interviews)

*) Mike and Mike open the show in the ring with bandaged TV Champion Nacho Libre and Lou Ferrigno. Libre demands from the UWF and Celebrity Commissioner Carl Weathers a no-DQ rematch against Griff in San Diego. Ferrigno says he will stand by Nacho's side, but that he, too, wants a shot at the Bundy Family and doesn't care where it is.

**)Promo for the San Diego event airs.

1. "Mythbuster" Kari Byron b. Britney Spears by disqualification.

*) Referee Ryan Styles catches Spears using her metal bracelets as knucks and calls off the match, but is unable to stop the fight as both women continue to brawl around the ring. Finally, Byron disarms Britney and Spears retreats to the back.

*) At the interview area backstage, Michelle interviews Costas Mandylor, Cary Elwes and Shawnee Smith. Mandylor and Elwes have a tag team match against Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges of the Smoking Gun faction in San Diego.

2. Costas Mandylor (w/Smith) p. Dennis Rodman

3. That '70's Team (Laura Prepon & Mila Kunis) v. the Daughters of Darkness (Christina Ricci & Emma Watson, w/Elvira) ends in a double DQ.

*) Referee Styles rules the match "out of control" as all four women brawl in the ring. Elvira also becomes involved in the fight until Commissioner Weathers and security manage to restore order.

*) After the commercial break, Greeny and Golic are joined by Commissioner Weathers. Weathers orders the Libre-Griff match with the no-DQ stipulation plus he bans all wrestlers from ringside during the match. He will also book Ferrigno and Al Bundy in a match in the near future (but not in San Diego).

**) Another promo for the San Diego event airs, with Michelle going over the scheduled card:

*) The Daughters of Darkness v. The Southern Ladies (Jamie Pressly and Reese Witherspoon)

*) Cary Elwes & Costas Mandylor of SAW v. Danny Bonaduce & Todd Bridges of the Smoking Guns

*)The Sock It To Me Girls (Judy Carne & Go-Go Goldie) v. the Rock & Roll Nightmares (Amanda Overmeyer & Nikki McKibbon) for the vacant UWF TV Tag Team Titles.

*) Kate Jackson & Tanya Roberts v. Kelly & Peg Bundy in a no-DQ match

*) UWF Womens TV Champion Jenny McCarthy v. the winner of tonight's Lindsay Lohan-Anna Nicole Smith bout

*) UWF TV Champion Nacho Libre v. Griff in a no DQ title bout with all wrestlers banned from ringside.

4. Todd Bridges (w/Chelsea Peretti) p. Dustin Diamond

5. Lindsay Lohan p. Anna Nicole Smith to earn the title shot against Womens TV Champion Jenny McCarthy

Be sure to tune in very soon for the big San Diego card and more UWF Celebrity action. Don't forget about the Fury Hour and the top pro action in the world. Until then, we'll see you at the matches...

THE UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION...WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS WATCHING...

[bockwinkle99]

Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF Celebrity Division Card #106

SHOWDOWN tv taping at the Valley View Casino Center in San Diego, CA

Mike Greenberg (hold by hold); Mike Golic (color); Michelle Beadle (interviews); Alan Kalter (ring announcer)

1. The Daughters of Darkness (w/Elvira) b. the Southern Ladies by disqualification

*) Reese Witherspoon, trying to rescue partner Jamie Pressly from an illegal double team, is stopped by referee Sara Gilbert. In a fit of frustration, Reese clocks Sara to earn the loss.

**) Michelle Beadle interviews Kari Byron, but the interview is interrupted when out of nowhere Britney Spears attacks her. Britney drags Kari to the ring and ref Ryan Styles calls for the match to start.

2. Britney Spears p. Kari "Mythbuster" Byron

*) Byron never recovers from the sneak attack and is quickly pummelled into defeat by the seemingly crazed Spears.

3. The Rock'n Roll Nightmares d. the Sock it 2 Me Girls to win the vacant UWF TV Tag Team Championship

*) The Angels, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz, interrupt the post match interview and immediately challenge the new champions to a title match. The Nightmares accept and the match will occur on the next edition of Showdown

4. The Smoking Guns (Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges) d. SAW (Cary Elwes and Costas Mandylor, w/Shawnee Smith)

*)During the match, Shawnee interferes and is ejected by ref Colin Mochrie
*) Danny Bonaduce scores the win by pinning Cary Elwes

**) Michelle tries to get a word with Britney Spears but Britney grabs her and threatens her. Michelle stands her ground and security steps in before any violence occurs.

**) Video package of the Libre/Ferrigno v. Bundy feud

**) Michelle interviews the Bundys

5. UWF Womens TV Champion Jenny McCarthy p. Lindsay Lohan to retain the title

*) The celebration is short lived as Britney Spears appears again, this time attacking Jenny and putting her through Mike and Mike's broadcast table before anyone can intervene.

**) Michelle now interviews TV Champion Nacho Libre and Lou Ferrigno. They are confident but, win or lose, they say their ultimate goal is to drive the Bundys out of the UWF.

6. Kelly and Peg Bundy (w/Marcy D'Arcy) d. Kate Jackson and Tanya Roberts in a no-DQ match

*) Kate and Tanya survive an early offensive flurry, including Kelly's bug bomb to the face, but the Big Red Monster Peg is, in the end, too much for Tanya, who is nailed with a Bundy Bomb for the pin.

7. Griff (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) p. Nacho Libre (w/Lou Ferrigno) to win the UWF TV Championship

*)After the win, the Bundys decide to jump Libre, forgetting about the "Hulk" at ringside. Lou clears the ring of the Bundy clan as the show ends.

Keep checking in for a new edition of UWF Showdown (which I'll put up whenever I can--bockwinkle) for the best in celebrity wrestling action. Until then, we'll see you at the matches.

THE UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION--WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS WATCHING!