Commissioner - Midget Bubba
Announce Team - WTIC and Rev Jo Jo
Backstage interviewer - Nelly
Venue - Amazon Wrestling League PavilionPay Per View - Blood Moon
WTIC: Tonight promises to be a historic one for AWL! All the championship belts are on the line as Blood Moon unveils itself!
Rev Jo Jo: And I join the announce team as I should have been all along, but better late than never I say!
WTIC: Welcome, Rev! Our first match will be Stacy D, not someone who owns a lot of wins to date against Zhandra.
Rev Jo Jo: Zhandra is the daughter of Chandra, from the UEW, and that is a name whispered in Amazon Wrestling League with hushed respect! I suspect Zhandra will have what it takes tonight against Stacy!
WTIC: Our second match will be Dirty Harry against Cajun Bounty Hunter in his first match for AWL!
Rev Jo Jo: It may be his first televised match but he has been here for several months and all the talent in the back know how serious of a contender he is for the title belt!
WTIC: Then we will witness together Veronica Vixen battle rookie Turtle Dove.
Rev Jo Jo: Turtle Dove won her first match on the last show, and she is an Indian gal, and how can you root against that?
WTIC: We will see our very first intergender tag match with Sensei Ioki and Ninjagirl against Highflyer Chris and Jo Starr.
Rev Jo Jo: And this is the AWL, the women can battle the men and we will probably see some of that tonight. With the way the Asian's have been mistreated in America is it any wonder why Ioki has it in for the wrestlers here?
WTIC: I don't know about that, but following that match we will see Hardbody Holly battle it out with Ebonie Love.
Rev Jo Jo: A couple hard hitters, but I will have to go with sister Love here!
WTIC: And we will see The Slavemaster in action against Tomahawk Joe.
Rev Jo Jo: It's hard to pick against the Indian guy, but although The Slavemaster is an evil person, I believe he will come out on top here. He is an ornry cuss!
WTIC: In our very first First Blood match ever, it will be Harlene Davidson taking on Honey Childe! Maybe this will finally put an end to their feud.
Rev Jo Jo: A biker chick or a wrestler who's lineage included a past champion in the US...I think this will be when I take a pee!
WTIC: That's not respecting their talent at all! Then our first title match will see AWL's Heavyweight Champion The Bull trying to defend his belt against the evil The Killer.
Rev Jo Jo: The Killer should be locked up. And The Bull can't speak because he is missing his tongue...maybe The Killer will choke out the champion until his eyes pop out, so then he will be blind too!
WTIC: Don't you have a heart? How did you get this job anyway? Then Hippolyte Champion Mai Chen defends her belt against Sexy Missy.
Rev Jo Jo: Sexy Missy is white trash. A stripper from Vegas has no business wrestling for a title of any kind. And Mai is a delicute Asian flower, she has to be the favorite!
WTIC: And then...
Goliath of Gath's music shakes the rafters and he walks out with his partner's in the Coffin Match's tonight, Sir Wiz and Genocide! He takes the house mic...
Goliath of Gath: Keep your traps shut, you American imbecile's! You can boo all you want, but I have heard far worse from better people, believe me on that! Tonight I take on a trio of idiots in Brickhouse Waldo, All American Baby Boy and Dragon Fire - or as we call them from where I come from, McDonald's employees! Sir Wiz and Genocide, I want you to take the night off. After all everyone is here to see ME anyway. I am the one who put the butts in the seats, not you guys. I am the one that is responsible for the entire world watching this pay per view - I am the one who sold the merchandise, so I am the only one who should get the glory tonight of burying these cretins in coffin's and getting rid of their carcasses once and for all!
Sir Wiz and Genocide look at one another, shrug their shoulders, then grumpily leave ring side.
Goliath of Gath: Bunch of cry babies! Hit the bricks! I will see you after I win tonight. And The Bull, after I beat up these three morons, I will be coming straight for YOUR belt! If you are lucky enough to hang on to it after tonight. And if it is you, The Killer, prepare to face your ultimate nightmare. I WILL take that belt. It belongs to no one but me. I fully expect the belt to be laid at my feet. It will be the only way any of you will escape the promised destruction that will befall on you! And I will take the Hippolyte title from Mai Chen after I squash her and put her in a box and send her back to Japan! Then I will be on top of the AWL and I will call all the shots! Do you hear me, Midget Bubba?
Midget Bubba urinated in his pants.
Goliath of Gath: After tonight I will be the King of all Kings in the wrestling world. And no one will ever touch me! Write down this date, it is one you will never forget!
Goliath of Gath drops the mic and laughs loudly as he walks to the back amid deafening boo's from the audience.
WTIC: The Coffin Match is an interesting one. Goliath of Gath will take on each of the three wrestlers one at a time and if he is able to put them all inside a coffin, as he promises to do, then he will win, and I don't see how anyone can stop him from doing what he said he will do.
Rev Jo Jo: The ONLY way he can lose in my estimation, is if the trio of Waldo, AAB and Dragon Fire, collectively when they battle the giant can put a hurt on him that will wear him down by the end of the match. And honestly, as powerful as he is that is probably asking for too much!
WTIC: And he is right - that match will be our Main Event, only Goliath could garner such a response from the leadership here at AWL!
Match OneStacy D v ZhandraWinner: Zhandra via a Corner Crash in a match she dominated from the start
Time: 2 minutes 34 seconds
* 1/2 out of 4 stars
Match TwoDirty Harry v Cajun Bounty HunterWinner: Cajun Bounty Hunter via an Ankle Twist
Time: 4 minutes 16 seconds
** out of 4 stars
Match ThreeVeronica Vixen v Turtle DoveWinner: Turtle Dove via Inverted Implant DDT
Time: 6 minutes 12 seconds
** 1/2 out of 4 stars
Match FourIntergender Tag MatchSensei Ioki and Ninjagirl v Highflyer Chris and Jo Starr
Winner: Highflyer Chris and Jo Starr via Chris with a Walkover DDT on Ioki. Sensei and Ninjagirl worked over Starr until she was able to tag out and Chris turned the tables for the win
Time: 8 minutes 8 seconds
Match FiveHardbody Holly v Ebonie LoveWinner: Ebonie Love via Flying Plancha
Time: 8 minutes 20 seconds
*** out of 4 stars
Match SixThe Slavemaster v Tomahawk JoeWinner: Tomahawk Joe via STF in a back and forth battle until Joe took over after some out of the ring antics
Time: 12 minutes 10 seconds
*** 1/2 out of 4 stars
Match SevenFirst Blood MatchHarlene Davidson v Honey ChildeWinner: Harlene Davidson
Time: 6 minutes 50 seconds
*** out of 4 stars
Match EightAmazon Wrestling League Heavyweight Championship MatchThe Killer v The Bull (C)Winner: The Killer via a running lariat with a steel chair outside of the ring leading to The Bull's DQ
Time: 1 minute 56 seconds
* 1/2 out of 4 stars
Match NineHippolyte Championship MatchSexy Missy v Mai Chen (C)Winner: Mai Chen via Sexy Missy being DQed from chairshots out of the ring
Time: 21 minutes 3 seconds
Match TenMain Event
Coffin MatchGoliath from Gath v Brickhouse Waldo, All American Boy and Dragon Fire
Winner: All American Boy would not quit, and took a world of beating from Goliath, but lasted 39 minutes 26 seconds before he was put in a coffin.
Dragon Fire fought Goliath like a wild man not taking any stuff from the giant for 30 minutes 16 seconds. He was finally put in a coffin but not before staggering Goliath and giving the fans a slim ray of hope.
Brickhouse Waldo went toe to toe with Goliath from Gath, and the giant was exhausted but beat up Waldo too. It wasn't until a couple masked men rushed to ringside and laid some major hurt in the giant, damaging him beyond repair. He finally reached out and pulled off their masks revealing Sir Wiz and Genocide as the culprits before Brickhouse Waldo unleashed the punishment that would silence the giant and the coffin lid was closed at 17 minutes 42 seconds. Goliath from Gath battled for close to an hour and a half before he faced defeat.
Time: 87 minutes 4 seconds
**** out of 4 stars
The fans were overcome with emotions and wept and cheered loudly and rushed ringside surrounding Brickhouse Waldo, and did their best to lift him up, before finally giving up and being satisfied to celebrating as the confetti fell from the ceiling. Waldo, exhausted, remained prone0 on Goliath's coffin as other wrestlers rushed to him to exalt his unbelievable accomplishment.
WTIC and Rev Jo Jo spent the next 28 minutes talking to fans, wrestlers and ultimately Brickhouse Waldo about the Main Event and then the credits rolled.
WTIC, drenched in sweat, walked to his car, started the engine and began driving away from his parking spot. A tiny figure was seen briefly jumping from the back seat onto WTIC and his car swerved and hit a light post in the parking lot amid screams and muffled violence.
Brickhouse Waldo, the man who put an end to Goliath's terror.