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Post by Dr B on Aug 1, 2017 1:54:16 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Monday Mayhem! We're coming to you LIVE from The UEW Arena! We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment*** The Fans go wild as Melissa Joan Hart comes through the curtains Melissa Joan Hart gets blindsided by Bitchslapper Shannen the fight is on
***Metal Mason vs Little Mac*** Little Mac wins by pinfall
***Jessica Colon vs Rockin' Rene*** Jessica Colon wins by submission
***The Indians vs The Mulkeys*** Randy Mulkey pinned Blackfoot,The Mulkeys win the match
***Silver Mane vs Ultramachine*** Ultramachine beat Silver Mane with a devastating Machine Suplex
***Zebragirl vs Buzzsaw Kyoki in a Bare Knucks Brawl*** Buzzsaw Kyoki sends Zebragirl to LaLa Land with a Left Hook & a Overhand Right
***SnL vs British Bulldogs 2 for the W-UEW Tag Team Title*** Bitchslapper Juliette rolled up Georgia Girl Smith, SnL are the W-UEW Tag Team Championships British Bulldogs 2 tries to finish SnL with a Russian Legsweep
***Texas Shelly vs Caitlin Catalyst for the Unified National Title*** Caitlin Catalyst wins by submission,Caitlin Catalyst is the NEW Unified National Champion
***Bitchslapper Shannen vs MJH for the W-UEW Title in a Falls Count Anywhere Match*** MJH drinks beer while pinning Bitchslapper Shannen in the Concession Stand MJH loses it & beats Bitchslapper Shannen senseless with a Kendo Stick
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Post by Dr B on Aug 9, 2017 3:47:36 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Wednesday Night! We're coming to you LIVE from The UEW Arena! We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment*** The Fans DON'T want to hear what Texas Shelly has to say. They CHEER as the camera goes to a shot of MJH in the ring!
***Brandy Rhodes vs She Devil Terri*** She Devil Terri wins by submission
***J Von Drake vs Alec Quinn*** J Von Drake wins by submission
***The Harts vs The Paines*** The Harts wins by submission
***The Serpent vs Alpha Pod*** A huge brawl breaks out,The Referee demands a Double DQ The Referee declared the match no contest
***Scrapiron McGowan vs "Bolo Punch" Kid in a Bare Knucks Brawl*** "Bolo Punch" Kid blocks Scrapiron McGowan's uppercut, then drops him with a hard Left Hand
***The D-Crew vs MX for the UEW Tag Team Title*** The D-Crew nail Bobby Eaton with their Powerbomb, The D-Crew are the UEW Tag Team Champions
***Caitlin Catalyst vs Chelsea for the American National Title*** Chelsea wins by submission, Chelsea is the NEW American National Champion
***MJH vs Texas Shelly for the W-UEW Title in a Streetfight Match*** Texas Shelly wins by using a Texas Twister onto a table Texas Shelly is the NEW W-UEW Champion
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Post by Dr B on Aug 16, 2017 20:12:01 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to UEW Wednesday Night! The Bull returns after a short hiatus to celebrate his Anniversary down in Texas.He faces former MWRW National Champion,Brute Florine aka The Brute!Mosher gets a shot at Texas Shelly's W-UEW Title!Let's goto the ring...
The "Tiz" vs. Karen Von Rashke For the UEWINT International Chamionship! Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner... The UEWINT International Champion and master of the Spinning Scoop Slam And the Surfboard Hold...The "Tiz"! And in the blue corner... The Challenger... Known for the best Stiff Forearm Shot in Wrestling... And the unstoppable Iron Claw... Karen Von Rashke! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go... Karen Von Rashke gets The "Tiz" in a leg grapevine. Karen Von Rashke slides out & grabs a steel chair Karen Von Rashke with a brainbuster on the steel chair. The "Tiz"'s fans are irrate they boo loudly! The "Tiz" hits Karen Von Rashke with a microphone. Referee Joanie Lee warns The "Tiz". The "Tiz" won't stop. Referee Joanie Lee gets between them. The "Tiz" with a jawbreaker drop. Karen Von Rashke goes under the ring & emerges with a Barbwire Bat! Karen Von Rashke nails The "Tiz" with the barbwire bat. Lawler: Karen Von Rashke knocked The "Tiz" clear into next week! Karen Von Rashke rolls The "Tiz" up. The "Tiz" shrugs Karen Von Rashke off! The "Tiz" nails Karen Von Rashke with a closed fist! Karen Von Rashke scoots out of the ring to slow the match down. The "Tiz" nails Karen Von Rashke from behind! The "Tiz" drags Karen Von Rashke back and throws Karen Von Rashke back into the ring! The "Tiz" suplexes Karen Von Rashke over the top rope! The "Tiz" whips Karen Von Rashke into the guardrail. The "Tiz" tosses Karen Von Rashke back into the ring. Karen Von Rashke flings The "Tiz" out of the ring! Karen Von Rashke hits The "Tiz" with the steel steps. The "Tiz" staggers & falls! Karen Von Rashke throws The "Tiz" back into the ring. Karen Von Rashke rolls The "Tiz" up. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... Karen Von Rashke Karen Von Rashke is the NEW UEWINT International Champion! Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 37 minutes 51 seconds.
Shaylene Tanner:HOLEY!Karen Von Rashke is the NEW UEWINT International Champion!She's gonna be the future of W-UEW Wrestling!
Shields & Lewis vs. The Brazilians For the W-UEW Tag Team Championship! In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match! Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner... They're the W-UEW Tag Team Champions... Masters of the Flying Headscissors And the Strange Daze...Enforcer Brooke & Bitchslapper Juliette! Shields & Lewis! And in the blue corner... The Challengers... Their Slingshot Plancha is devestating... And their Brazilian Backbreaker is unstoppable... Blonde Brazilian & Blonde Warrior! The Brazilians! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go... Enforcer Brooke whips Blonde Brazilian into the ropes... sleeperhold. Enforcer Brooke gets Blonde Brazilian in a chokehold. Enforcer Brooke covers Blonde Brazilian. Kickout! Blonde Brazilian still has a lot of fight ! Enforcer Brooke with a jawbreaker drop. Enforcer Brooke covers Blonde Brazilian. Kickout! Blonde Brazilian still has a lot of fight ! Enforcer Brooke with a jawbreaker drop. Blonde Brazilian gets Enforcer Brooke in a torture rack backbreaker. Blonde Brazilian trys to make Enforcer Brooke submit. Referee Joanie Lee checks Enforcer Brooke. Enforcer Brooke won't give up Enforcer Brooke won't tap out! Blonde Brazilian gets Enforcer Brooke in a leg grapevine. Bitchslapper Juliette bashes Blonde Brazilian's face! Shaylene Tanner: Hey what is this... come on Ref! Bitchslapper Juliette covers Blonde Brazilian. Kickout! Blonde Brazilian still has a lot of fight! Bitchslapper Juliette gets Blonde Warrior with a backbreaker. Bitchslapper Juliette covers Blonde Warrior. Kickout! Blonde Warrior still has a lot of fight! Bitchslapper Juliette gets Blonde Warrior with a backbreaker. Shields & Lewis throws Blonde Brazilian out of the ring! Enforcer Brooke throws Blonde Brazilian into the announcer's table. Shields & Lewis tosses Blonde Brazilian back into the ring. Blonde Brazilian puts Enforcer Brooke in a crossface chickenwing. Blonde Brazilian trys to make Enforcer Brooke submit. Enforcer Brooke breaks the hold. Blonde Brazilian rips Enforcer Brooke's eyes along the top rope. Bitchslapper Juliette slides a chair in to Enforcer Brooke! Enforcer Brooke executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair. CLANG! Shaylene Tanner: That'll make you see double! The Brazilians shoves Enforcer Brooke out of the ring! Blonde Warrior nails Enforcer Brooke with a DDT on the floor. Blonde Warrior throws Enforcer Brooke back into the ring. Blonde Warrior... short powerbomb. Blonde Warrior laughs then stomps Enforcer Brooke. Blonde Brazilian crossface chickenwing. Bitchslapper Juliette suplexes Blonde Brazilian onto the floor. Shields & Lewis stomps Blonde Brazilian! Blonde Warrior scatters Shields & Lewis by swinging a steel chair! Blonde Brazilian climbs back into the ring. Blonde Brazilian nails Enforcer Brooke with a guillotine legdrop. Blonde Brazilian rolls Enforcer Brooke up. Enforcer Brooke shrugs Blonde Brazilian off! Blonde Brazilian chops Enforcer Brooke in the corner. Blonde Brazilian rakes the eyes & takes Enforcer Brooke down. Blonde Warrior whips Bitchslapper Juliette into the ropes... DDT. Enforcer Brooke hits the Flying Headscissors. Enforcer Brooke covers Blonde Brazilian. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! Blonde Brazilian gets a shoulder up just in time! Blonde Brazilian whips Enforcer Brooke into the ropes... sleeperhold. Referee Joanie Lee checks Enforcer Brooke. Enforcer Brooke breaks the hold. Blonde Brazilian takes Bitchslapper Juliette down with a hiptoss. Blonde Brazilian hands Blonde Warrior a barbwire bat! Blonde Warrior nails Bitchslapper Juliette with the barbwire bat. Shaylene Tanner: Blonde Warrior knocked Bitchslapper Juliette clear into next week! Blonde Brazilian arm wringer into an armbar... kick in the gut The Brazilians shoves Enforcer Brooke out of the ring! Blonde Warrior nails Enforcer Brooke with a DDT on the floor. Blonde Warrior throws Enforcer Brooke back into the ring. Enforcer Brooke gets Blonde Brazilian up... bodyslam! Blonde Brazilian whips Enforcer Brooke into the ropes... sleeperhold. Enforcer Brooke gets Blonde Brazilian in a Strange Daze! Enforcer Brooke goes for a submission! Referee Joanie Lee checks Blonde Brazilian. Blonde Brazilian won't give up. Blonde Brazilian holds on... Blonde Brazilian submits! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Enforcer Brooke wins the match! Shields & Lewis remain the W-UEW Tag Team Champions! Referee Joanie Lee raises Shields & Lewis's hands! Shields & Lewis gets the win in 16 minutes 19 seconds.
Shaylene Tanner:Enforcer Brooke uses Bitchslapper Juliette's submission hold to take out Blonde Brazilian.What a match!
Texas Shelly vs. Mosher For the W-UEW Chamionship! Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner... The W-UEW Champion and master of the Texas Tornado And the Texas Twister...Texas Shelly! And in the blue corner... The Challenger... Known for the best Army Boots Stage Dive in Wrestling... And the unstoppable Mosherlock... Mosher! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go... Texas Shelly with a kick in the face. Mosher kicks Texas Shelly through the ropes and onto the floor! Mosher whips Texas Shelly into the guardrail. Mosher nails Texas Shelly with a elbowdrop! Mosher throws Texas Shelly back into the ring. Texas Shelly executes a kneedrop from the top. Mosher whips Texas Shelly into the ropes... powerslam. Texas Shelly whips Mosher into the ropes... reverse elbowsmash. Mosher gouges Texas Shelly eyes. Referee Joanie Lee warns Mosher. Mosher won't stop. Referee Joanie Lee gets between them. Texas Shelly veals Mosher out of the corner. Texas Shelly picks Mosher up... bodyslam! Mosher dropkicks Texas Shelly out of the ring! Mosher suplexes Texas Shelly through a table. Lawler: Nothing left but splinters! Mosher throws Texas Shelly back into the ring. Mosher rolls Texas Shelly up. Texas Shelly shrugs Mosher off! Texas Shelly whips Mosher into the ropes... sleeperhold. Referee Joanie Lee checks Mosher. Mosher breaks the hold. Texas Shelly veals Mosher out of the corner. Texas Shelly picks Mosher up... bodyslam! Texas Shelly dumps Mosher out of the ring! Texas Shelly nails Mosher with a brainbuster on the concrete. Texas Shelly ducks in to break the count,then goes after Mosher! Texas Shelly nails Mosher with a knee and a scoop slam! Both wrestlers climb back into the ring... Texas Shelly slams Mosher to the canvas. Mosher punches Texas Shelly! Texas Shelly goes to the outside to slow the match down. Mosher nails Texas Shelly with a suicide dive! Mosher throws Texas Shelly back into the ring. The fight goes to the ringside area! Mosher hits Texas Shelly with a bulldog on the floor. Lawler: Wow head first into the concrete! Mosher throws Texas Shelly back into the ring. Mosher rolls Texas Shelly up. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... Mosher Mosher is the NEW W-UEW Champion! Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 31 minutes 19 seconds.
Shaylene Tanner:Mosher ends Texas Shelly's winning streak! Texas Shelly went from being a nobody to Unifying The WWW and American National Titles.Mosher is the NEW W-UEW Champion and The Women's Freestyle Wrestling Champion!
The Bull vs. The Brute For the UEW Unified World Chamionship! Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner... The UEW Unified World Champion and master of the Running Lariat And the Hangman's Hold...The Bull! And in the blue corner... The Challenger... Known for the best Brutal Attack in Wrestling... And the unstoppable Italian Nervehold... The Brute! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go... The Bull with a kick in the face. The Brute dropkicks The Bull out of the ring! The Brute suplexes The Bull through a table. Lawler: Nothing left but splinters! The Brute throws The Bull back into the ring. The fight goes outside to the ringside area! The Brute whips The Bull into the ringpost. Referee Joanie Lee starts to count... The Brute throws The Bull back into the ring. The Bull chokes The Brute on the top ring rope. Referee Joanie Lee warns The Bull. The Bull won't stop. Referee Joanie Lee gets between them. The Brute crossface chickenwing. The Brute trys to make The Bull submit. The Bull breaks the hold. The Brute crossface chickenwing. The Brute trys to make The Bull submit. Referee Joanie Lee checks The Bull. The Bull won't give up The Bull is not gonna tap out! The Brute crossface chickenwing. The fight spills out of the ring & on to the floor! The Bull steals a fan's food! The Bull mashes pizza in The Brute's face! The Brute douces The Bull with a fan's soft drink! Lawler: Hey what is this... a frat party? Get back in the ring! The Bull tosses The Brute back into the ring. The Brute takes The Bull down with a Japanese arm drag. The Brute nails The Bull with a DDT on the floor. The Brute throws The Bull back into the ring. The Brute rolls The Bull up. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! The Brute's not gonna pin The Bull that easily! The Brute rips The Bull's eyes along the top rope. Referee Joanie Lee warns The Brute. The Brute bites The Bull and spits blood... Referee Joanie Lee tells The Brute to stop. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Referee Joanie Lee disqualifies The Brute. Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... The Bull! Referee Joanie Lee raises The Bull's hand! The Bull is still the UEW Unified World Champion! Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 26 minutes 19 seconds.
Shaylene Tanner: I don't believe it Brute Florine's temper got him Disqualified!We need a NO DQ rematch!!!
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Post by Dr B on Aug 18, 2017 14:42:03 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Shaylene Tanner:Welcome to UEW Friday Night Fights!
Shields & Lewis vs. Mohawk & The Tiz In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match! Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner... They're the masters of the Flying Headscissors And the Strange Daze...Enforcer Brooke & Bitchslapper Juliette! Shields & Lewis! And in the blue corner... Their Southern Bulldog is devestating... And their Surfboard Hold is unstoppable... Mohawk Miley & The Tiz! Mohawk & The Tiz! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go... Enforcer Brooke whips Mohawk Miley into the ropes... sleeperhold. Enforcer Brooke gets Mohawk Miley in a Strange Daze! Mohawk Miley whips Bitchslapper Juliette into the ropes...dropkick. Enforcer Brooke gets Mohawk Miley in a scorpian deathlock. Enforcer Brooke goes for a submission! Referee Joanie Lee checks Mohawk Miley. Mohawk Miley won't give up. Mohawk Miley refuses to quit! Mohawk Miley nails Enforcer Brooke with a powerbomb. Shaylene Tanner: Ooh you can bet that hurt! Mohawk Miley rolls Enforcer Brooke up. Enforcer Brooke shrugs Mohawk Miley off! Mohawk Miley nails Enforcer Brooke with a powerbomb. Shaylene Tanner: Ooh you can bet that hurt! Mohawk Miley rolls Enforcer Brooke up. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! Mohawk Miley's not gonna pin Enforcer Brooke that easily! Mohawk Miley chops Enforcer Brooke in the corner. Mohawk Miley rakes the eyes & takes Enforcer Brooke down. Enforcer Brooke gets Mohawk Miley in a Strange Daze! Enforcer Brooke whips The Tiz into the ropes... short lariat. That short lariat just mowed The Tiz right down! Bitchslapper Juliette whips Mohawk Miley into the ropes... powerslam. The fight spills out of the ring! Enforcer Brooke slams The Tiz through a table! Enforcer Brooke tosses The Tiz back into the ring. Enforcer Brooke with a jawbreaker drop. Bitchslapper Juliette bashes Mohawk Miley's face! Shaylene Tanner: Hey what is this... come on Ref! Mohawk Miley puts Enforcer Brooke in a crossface chickenwing. Bitchslapper Juliette goes for a dropkick. Mohawk Miley dodges Bitchslapper Juliette lands on his... Enforcer Brooke whips Mohawk Miley into the ropes... sleeperhold. Shields & Lewis Double Suplex Mohawk Miley onto the floor! Enforcer Brooke whips Mohawk Miley into the guardrail. Shields & Lewis doubleteam Mohawk Miley! Bitchslapper Juliette tosses Mohawk Miley back into the ring. The Tiz whips Enforcer Brooke into the ropes... powerslam. The Tiz rolls Enforcer Brooke up. Enforcer Brooke shrugs The Tiz off! Enforcer Brooke puts Mohawk Miley in a torture rack backbreaker. The Tiz bites Bitchslapper Juliette's head & spits blood. Mohawk Miley puts Enforcer Brooke in a crossface chickenwing. The Tiz steals a chair from Enforcer Brooke & throws it to Mohawk Miley! Mohawk Miley DDT on the steel chair. Shaylene Tanner: Bitchslapper Juliette is on DREAMSTREET! The Tiz... short powerbomb. The Tiz laughs then stomps Enforcer Brooke. Mohawk Miley tosses a chair to The Tiz! The Tiz hits Bitchslapper Juliette with the steel chair. Bitchslapper Juliette is dazed! Mohawk & The Tiz flips Enforcer Brooke over the top rope! Mohawk Miley whips Enforcer Brooke into the guardrail. The Tiz nails Enforcer Brooke with a elbowdrop! Mohawk & The Tiz throws Enforcer Brooke back into the ring. The Tiz flings Enforcer Brooke out of the ring! The Tiz hits Enforcer Brooke with the steel steps. Enforcer Brooke staggers & falls! The Tiz throws Enforcer Brooke back into the ring. The Tiz rolls Enforcer Brooke up. Enforcer Brooke shrugs The Tiz off! Mohawk Miley tosses a chair to The Tiz! The Tiz hits Bitchslapper Juliette with the steel chair. Bitchslapper Juliette is dazed! Enforcer Brooke gets Mohawk Miley in a Strange Daze! Mohawk Miley takes Enforcer Brooke down with a kick in the gut. Bitchslapper Juliette chokes Mohawk Miley on the top ring rope. Bitchslapper Juliette covers Mohawk Miley. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Bitchslapper Juliette is the winner! Joanie Lee raises Shields & Lewis's hands! Shields & Lewis gets the win in 6 minutes 19 seconds.
Shaylene Tanner:Whoa,Tori Vega just jumped the guardrail! She grabs a chair and starts pounding Mohawk Miley's knee!
Tori Vega:Backoff all of you!This is between me & Miley!You tried to cripple me!Now I'm back and YOU are 1st on my list...
Security grabs Tori Vega and escorts her to the back...
Mosher vs Texas Shelly For the W-UEW/WFW Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current W-UEW/WFW Champion... From The Mosh Pit...Mosher! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Texarkana...Texas Shelly! DING DING DING Texas Shelly goes from a collar & elbow to a waistlock! Standing switch,another switch Texas Shelly gets the advantage. Texas Shelly turns it into a hammerlock,stepout,Mosher tries a Salto
Suplex. But,Texas Shelly blocks and cinches up on a headlock! Mosher escapes. Texas Shelly flings Mosher into the ropes! Criss Cross! Texas Shelly with a drop toehold! Texas Shelly drops Mosher with an elbow between the eyes! Elbowdrop,again and again!Jumping heeldrop! Texas Shelly tries to slow Mosher down! Mosher takes Texas Shelly down with a Single Leg Pickup! Texas Shelly nails Mosher with an atomic drop! Mosher is down! Mosher gets Texas Shelly in a Leg Grapevine! A kick in the chest frees Texas Shelly! Mosher connects with a cresent kick!It floors Texas Shelly! 1... 2... NO...Only a Two Count! Texas Shelly catches Mosher with a Flying Forearm! 1... Texas Shelly can't hold Mosher! Texas Shelly with an Inside Cradle! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Texas Shelly defeats Mosher by pinfall! Texas Shelly is the NEW W-UEW/WFW Champion!
The D-Crew vs. Faces of Fear In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match! Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner... They're the masters of the Powerbomb And the Necklock...Psycho Eudy & Vader! The D-Crew! And in the blue corner... Their Diving Headbutt is devestating... And their Tongan Deathgrip is unstoppable... Meng & The Barbarian! Faces of Fear! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go... Vader nails Meng with a closed fist! Meng scoots out of the ring to slow the match down. Vader nails Meng from behind! Vader drags Meng back into the ring! Psycho Eudy gets Meng in a Necklock! Psycho Eudy slams Meng to the canvas. Meng suplexes Psycho Eudy onto the concrete. The Barbarian holds Vader while Meng works over Psycho Eudy! Meng throws Psycho Eudy back into the ring. Meng rolls Psycho Eudy up. Psycho Eudy shrugs Meng off! Psycho Eudy executes a dropkick. The D-Crew throws Meng out of the ring! Psycho Eudy throws Meng into the announcer's table. The D-Crew tosses Meng back into the ring. The Barbarian takes Psycho Eudy down with a Japanese arm drag. The Barbarian rolls Psycho Eudy up. Psycho Eudy shrugs The Barbarian off! Meng rips at Psycho Eudy's eyes. Psycho Eudy gets Meng in a chokehold. Vader hammers The Barbarian with a 2 by 4! The Barbarian staggers and falls! Vader covers The Barbarian. Kickout! The Barbarian still has a lot of fight! Vader nails Meng with a closed fist! Meng scoots out of the ring to slow the match down. Vader nails Meng from behind! Vader drags Meng back into the ring! Psycho Eudy slides out and grabs a mic cable! Psycho Eudy chokes Meng with the microphone cable. Psycho Eudy covers Meng. Kickout! Meng still has a lot of fight ! Psycho Eudy puts Meng in a torture rack backbreaker. Vader slides a chair in to Psycho Eudy! Psycho Eudy executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair. CLANG! Shaylene Tanner: That'll make you see double! Psycho Eudy gets Meng in a sleeperhold. The Barbarian nails Psycho Eudy with a shoulderblock. Psycho Eudy gets Meng up... bodyslam! Meng rips at Psycho Eudy's eyes. Psycho Eudy gets Meng in a chokehold. Psycho Eudy covers Meng. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! Meng kicks out at one! Psycho Eudy with a jawbreaker drop. Vader suplexes Meng onto the floor. The D-Crew stomps Meng! The Barbarian scatters The D-Crew by swinging a steel chair! Meng climbs back into the ring. Vader goes out and grabs a chair! Vader executes a spinebuster onto the chair. The Barbarian nails Vader with a reverse neckbreaker. The fight goes to the outside! Psycho Eudy slams Meng's head into the announcer's table. The D-Crew throws Meng back into the ring! The Barbarian whips Vader into the ropes... DDT. Meng connects with a standing dropkick. Vader chokes Meng on the top ring rope. Vader goes under the ring and emerges with a trashcan lid! Vader smashes The Barbarian with the trashcan lid. Shaylene Tanner: Gees I'll bet that smarts! Psycho Eudy hammers Meng with the bell. Meng staggers and falls... Psycho Eudy throws the bell out of the ring. Psycho Eudy gets Meng in a Necklock! Psycho Eudy executes a kneedrop from the top. Meng punches Psycho Eudy! Psycho Eudy goes to the outside to slow the match down. Meng nails Psycho Eudy with a suicide dive! Faces of Fear throws Psycho Eudy back into the ring. Psycho Eudy executes a monkeyflip. Psycho Eudy hammers Meng with the bell. Meng staggers and falls... Psycho Eudy throws the bell out of the ring. Psycho Eudy whips The Barbarian into the ropes... powerslam. Psycho Eudy covers The Barbarian. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Psycho Eudy is the winner! Joanie Lee raises The D-Crew's hands! The D-Crew gets the win in 13 minutes 49 seconds.
The Bull vs. The Brute In a UEW Cage Match! For the UEW Unified World championship! Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner... The UEW Unified World champion... The master of the Running Lariat And the Hangman's Hold...The Bull! And in the blue corner... The challenger... Known for the best Brutal Attack in Wrestling... And the unstoppable Italian Nerve Pinch... The Brute! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go... The Bull slams The Brute's head into the cage. The Bull whips The Brute into the ropes... powerslam. The Bull hammers The Brute with a left hand! The Brute has been lacerated! The Bull covers The Brute. Kickout! The Brute still has a lot of fight! The Brute nails The Bull with a powerbomb. Lawler: Ooh you can bet that hurt! The Bull executes a double underhook DDT. BAM! Lawler: That'll make you see double! The Bull covers The Brute. Kickout! The Brute still has a lot of fight! The Bull executes a dropkick from the top of the cage. The Brute with a brainbuster! The Brute tears the cover off a turnbuckle! The Bull tastes the steel! The Brute rolls The Bull up. The Bull shrugs The Brute off! The Brute beats The Bull senseless! The Bull executes a double underhook DDT. BAM! Lawler: That'll make you see double! The Brute takes The Bull down with a Japanese arm drag. The Brute bashes The Bull's head into the steel post. Blood is dripping down The Bull's face! The Brute puts The Bull in a Italian Nerve Pinch! The Brute trys to make The Bull submit. The Bull breaks the hold. The Bull with a jawbreaker drop. The Brute rips at The Bull's eyes. The Bull nails The Brute with a closed fist! The Brute trys to run but there's no place to hide. The Bull nails The Brute from behind! The Bull jumps on The Brute & wails on The Brute's face! The Bull gets The Brute in a Hangman's Hold! The Bull hits the Running Lariat. The Bull smashes The Brute with diving headbutt. Lawler: That was from the top! The Brute whips The Bull into the ropes... lariat! The Brute hits The Bull with a foreign object. The Brute whips The Bull into the cage. The Brute nails The Bull with a elbowdrop! The Bull nails The Brute with an elbow between the eyes. The Brute & The Bull double clothesline! Referee Joanie Lee checks The Brute & The Bull are down. One! Two! Three... Four! Five! Six... The Brute rips at The Bull's eyes. The Brute rips at The Bull's eyes. The Bull slams The Brute's face into the turnbuckle. The Brute with a brainbuster! The Bull hits The Brute with a tremendous left hand. The Brute nails The Bull with a shoulderblock. The Brute rolls The Bull up. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... The Brute The Brute is the NEW UEW Unified World champion!
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Post by Dr B on Sept 4, 2017 4:27:41 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to UEW Mayhem! We're coming to you LIVE from The Kemper Arena! We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment*** The crowd goes nuts as The Brute attacks Freakshow Security has to come down and pull them apart
***Jessica Colon vs Uganda*** Jessica Colon vs Uganda - Uganda wins by submission
***Lord Golden vs Masked Manchurian*** Lord Golden vs Masked Manchurian - Masked Manchurian wins by pinfall
***The Bartenders vs The Pearsons*** The Bartenders wins by submission
***Bartender Megan vs Mosher Girl in a Deathmatch*** Mosher Girl nails Bartender Megan with a metal bat then goes to the locker room to win the match
***Buzzsaw Yamabe vs Bernabe Fernandez in a Bare Knucks Brawl*** It was a brawl,Buzzsaw Yamabe bashes Bernabe Fernandez's face with a Left/Right Combination to get the KO
***Shields & Lewis vs The KONG for the W-UEW Tag Team Title*** Shields & Lewis nail Aja Kong with their Flying Headscissors, Shields & Lewis are the W-UEW Tag Team Champions
***Texas Shelly vs Dark Mare for the W-UEW Title*** Texas Shelly blocked a Shot in the Dark by Dark Mare and gets a win by submission Texas Shelly is the W-UEW Champion
***The Brute vs Freakshow for the Title in a Streetfight Match*** The Brute pins Freakshow with a piledriver onto a Trashcan The Brute is not satisfied & whips Freakshow with a chain. Security has to break it up
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Post by ToddWTIC on Sept 15, 2017 18:27:12 GMT -5
Hi!
I'm stopping by, like I said I would! Yeah, busy with the new semester now. I've got a 4-page essay due in Business EVERY FREAKING WEEK! Not only do I not care about Business (needed for my Degree), but I can't write essays at all! The last one I did, I got a "C" on, and that was back in the 80's when I was in high school!
So anyway, I will be stopping by when I can, just can't spend too much time here, that's all.
(Actually, it's a 3-page essay, but if I want a better grade than a "C", it needs to be at least FOUR pages, sheesh!)
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Post by Dr B on Sept 15, 2017 18:40:18 GMT -5
WTIC, Trying applying what you have write about to something you like. The business savy of Jim Cornette at OVW. The way Wendy's infrastructure is different than say McDonalds.The downfall of K-Mart or Radio Shack.
Anyway,put it in a perspective you know and understand.
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Sept 23, 2017 20:44:15 GMT -5
This week in UEW Wrestling...
The Piersons double teamed Chelsea after she was pinned in a tag match against The Davidson.Shortly after Brit and Sandi joined forces with Militia and Diablo Rojo.
The Team of Miranda Mascara & Chic LaParka reuntited to face Shelly Martinez & Mercedes Martinez.The match was stopped due to excessive violence.
The Bull teamed with former foe,Dirty Dawg Vicious and challenged The Destruction Crew with the stipulation that if the win they would get a shot at The UEW Tag Titles.The Bull & Dirty Dawg won by countout,but they WILL get a shot at the Tag titles!
At a UWE Houseshow in Chatanooga,The Mulkeys regained the WNW Tag Team Titles for a 5th time!Bill Mulkey got the pin after his opponent tripped over Randy.
"The Natureboy" didn't make it to our Charlotte Houseshow.Tully & Tessa Blanchard defeated Blade Colton Hart and "Beans" Hart.
Arn Anderson coached his son,Brock to a victory over former MWRW Regional & National Champ,Joshua Trap.
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Post by ToddWTIC on Sept 27, 2017 0:41:45 GMT -5
Thanks for the advice, Dr B! The Prof gives us some articles to read and a question to write an answer to for the assignments. I did manage to sneak in some video game stuff on the last assignment though:
So I tossed in some stuff about addiction clinics, game stores and the like. I hope he likes my assignment!
Anyway -- Go read my review of Seth McFarlane's new show The Orville up in my section!
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Post by Dr B on Sept 28, 2017 21:16:55 GMT -5
Yeah just because you're trying to learn something doesn't mean you're stuck with their teaching methods Dr B
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Post by ToddWTIC on Sept 28, 2017 22:10:37 GMT -5
Absolutely!
I finished today's Psych assignment (about illegal drugs and their biological effects), took a nap and dreamed I was a drug dealer faking amnesia to get away from paying some bad guys, LOL! I dunno where my brain comes up with this stuff!
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Post by Dr B on Sept 29, 2017 2:36:45 GMT -5
You dream whatever is floating around in your subconcious
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Sept 29, 2017 20:05:19 GMT -5
Company - UWE
Announcer: Welcome to UWE Houseshow! We're coming to you LIVE from The Saint Jo' Highschool Auditorium! We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment*** The crowd goes nuts as Texas Shelly attacks Sandi Pearson Security has to come down and pull them apart
***Bucky "Fishhead" Brown vs Bryant Anderson*** Bucky "Fishhead" Brown wins by submission
***Uganda vs Jessica Colon*** Uganda vs Jessica Colon :Both wrestlers were counted out
***C&C Connection vs The Militia*** Brit Pearson got a 3 count on Clarissa,The Militia win the match
The Militia go nuts beating The C&C senseless! Carissa runs down to make the save but the damage has already been done![/i]
***Bartender Megan vs Ninjagirl in a Deathmatch*** Bartender Megan slams Ninjagirl's face into a Concrete Pillar,then goes to
the Lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
***Little Mac vs King Hippo in a Bare Knucks Brawl*** King Hippo blocks Little Mac's uppercut, then drops him with a hard Left Hand
***The D-Crew vs The Bull & Dirty Dawg for the UEW Tag Team Title*** The Bull & Dirty Dawg destroy Vader with their BULL-DAWG, The Bull &
Dirty Dawg are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions The D-Crew feeling they were robbed attacked The Bull & Dirty Dawg with
Steel Chairs
***Zhandra vs Mohawk Miley for the WTV Title in a 1st Blood Match*** The Referee loses control & is forced to throw the match out Security has to pull Zhandra off of Mohawk Miley The Ref threatens with a $10,000 fine
***Texas Shelly vs Sandi Pearson for the W-UEW Title*** ***In a Streetfight Match*** Sandi Pearson pins Texas Shelly after a shot with brass knucks,Sandi
Pearson is the NEW W-UEW Champion
Sandi Pearson: WE ARE THE MILITIA! Brit and mewere tired of being goody goody wrestlers! So we asked Militia to help us train! With Militia's help I am the NEW W-UEW Champion! Oh and Shields & Lewis,The Militia are coming after those W-UEW Tag Titles!
Zhandra:Excuse me,Militia... You trained my mother when Aunmt Carissa turned her back on her in the old UWE days! I want in... I'm The WTV Champion,Sandi is The W-UEW Champion... We could be the force to reckoned with...
PHZZZT! Screen goes black, credits roll...[/i]
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Post by Dr B on Oct 7, 2017 22:09:28 GMT -5
Company - UWE
Announcer: Welcome to UWE Houseshow! We're coming to you LIVE from The Kansas City Municipal Auditorium ! We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment*** The Fans figgeted during the Sandi Pearson interview. They chanted,'BORING,BORING,BORING!'
***The Jackal vs Spider Mask*** The Jackal vs Spider Mask :Match thrown out
***Jessica Colon vs "Beans" Hart*** Jessica Colon wins by pinfall
***The Gladiators vs The Mulkeys*** Gladiator 2 rolled up Randy Mulkey,The Gladiators gets the win
***Devon Storm vs Kidman*** Devon Storm takes Kidman out with a Legdrop
***Chelsea vs Diabla Roja*** A huge brawl breaks out,The Referee demands a Double DQ
***Shields and Lewis vs The Militia for the W-UEW Tag Team Title*** The Militia destroy Enforcer Brooke with their Euro Uppercut, The Militia are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions The Militia tried to take Shields and Lewis out,but Lewis nailed them with a Strange Daze
***Dirty Dawg Viscious vs The Piranah in a Hardcore Match*** Dirty Dawg Viscious throws The Piranah off the ramp, dumped trash on him & got the pin
***Sandi Pearson vs Texas Shelly vs Mohawk Miley vs Bartender Megan*** Bartender Megan dumps Sandi Pearson & Texas Shelly out of the ring &
pins Mohawk Miley
Megan you DUMA**!!! You should've pinned Texas Shelley to become the Number One Contender or me to win the W-UEW title. But NOOOO! You pinned Mohawk Miley,which gets you nothing!
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Post by ToddWTIC on Nov 4, 2017 3:46:52 GMT -5
Great stuff as usual, Dr B. Now GO CHECK YOUR EMAIL!
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