HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
Plutonium; Pluto

March 7, 2125

* The C&C Connection defeated the Sisters of Pain when Carissa pinned Jenna Love with the SOCCER KICK.

* Dustin DeWind pinned Dewie Cheatham with the POINT OF KNOW RETURN.

* Alison Chainz pinned Shannon Egans with the ROOSTER.

* Everything Nice defeated ‘Nuff’s Enough when Spyce pinned Justine Nuff after Sugah dropped an elbow on Justine as the referee was escorting Tuffy back to her corner in order to save Spyce from being pinned by a gut wrench suplex.

* Armageddon pinned Bayne with a deathjump cross body block.

* Halle Burton pinned Colly Flower with a frog splash.

* Sheik Khalid Sirhan made Epsilon Beta submit to a camel clutch.

* The Jackson Jills defeated the Walk of Fame when Barbie Blaze was counted out.

* Ace Endehole pinned Slapstick with a slingshot somersault leg drop.

* The Ark Angels in their first match back since Gabriel was injured several weeks ago defeated Surf’s Up when Gabriel pinned Body Glove with a hurricanrana.

* Road-Rayge defeated the Progressives when Rayge pinned A-Flack with the DEVASTATION.

* HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Queen Bees once again became the HWA Ladies Tag Team champions, defeating Esther-Jenn when Beatrice pinned Jenn after Jenn missed a running shoulder tacke in the corner.

* MAIN EVENT--HWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Annihilators defeated the Killer Whales to hold onto the HWA Tag belts when Pthalos pinned Willy with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

[Dr B]

Tag Team division is going strong here.It's good to see C&C with a win over Sisters of Pain!

Dr B

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

March 13, 2125

* Everything Nice defeated the Sisters of Pain when Sugah pinned Jenna love with the EYE CANDY.

* Val Hailey defeated Halle Burton when Halle was counted out.

* The TNT Boyz defeated the returning Destructive Forces when Tracey pinned Tornado (who showed some signs of ring rust following his latest trip to the disabled list) with the IMPLOSION.

* 666 defeated Gangurru by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* Harvard Yale pinned Hurricane with the IVY LEAGUE.

* Road-Rayge defeated the Progressives when Rayge pinned A-Flack (who was unable to tag in his partner Guy-Koh during the entire match) with the FURIOUS ANGER.

* Dingo pinned Ugly Coyote with the BOOMERANG BANG. After the match, Big Poppa Roach entered the ring and helped Ugly Coyote deliver a devastating double clothesline. Then, as Dingo was struggling to get back to his feet, Ugly Coyote proceeded to give Dingo 3 MESA MOON HOWLs, which put Dingo out of action for 6 shows. Afterward, Ugly Coyote grabbed the mike.

UGLY COYOTE

I hope your tiny little Outback pea brain remembers what I’ve just done to you the next time you want to put me out of work, because I can give just as well as I get! (Ugly Coyote spits on his fallen enemy, and then leaves so that the medics could cart him away on a stretcher.)

* Scott Creed pinned Big Poppa Roach by MY SACRIFICE.

* Herman Glopp is still the HWA Tri-Planetary champion when he pinned Devil’s Reject with a shoulder breaker.

* The Queen Bees are still the HWA Ladies Tag Team champions defeating Esther-Jenn when Beatrice pinned Jenn with a running spear.

* Abercrombie [censored] pinned Aphrodi-Tina with the 69 DRIVER.

* Demiah the Devil’s Daughter pinned Pearl E. Gates with the DEVIL’S SEED.

* And in the main event, King Kobra still holds the HWA Heavyweight strap when he made Victor E. tap out for a second time in a row to the KOBRA KROSS KLUTCH.

[Dr B]

Dingo/Ugly Coyote...great storyline!Another great card!

Dr B

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

March 14, 2125

* ‘Nuff’s Enough defeated the C&C Connection when Tuffy Nuff pinned Chandra with the SHO’ ‘NUFF.

* Colly Flower pinned Shannon Egans with the DOG’S DAY.

* Bayne made Dustin DeWind submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

* Walk of Fame defeated the Jackson Jills when Barbie Blaze pinned Julie with the B-MOVIE BLAST. After the match, they were quick to issue a challenge to the new HWA Ladies Tag Team champions the Queen Bees, for a title match on the next show.

* Epsilon Beta pinned Slap Stick with the BETA MAX.

* Deadly Sins defeated Surf’s Up when B.L. Zebob made Body Glove submit to the GLUTTONY.

* Dewie Cheatham pinned Billy B. with a running spear off the ropes.

* Val Kira pinned Alison Chainz via VAL KIRA’S RIDE.

* Warren Peace put Armageddon to sleep with a sleeper hold.

* Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Ace Endehole with a belly to back reverse fallaway slam.

* Holly Pena pinned Lucy Kannin with the PICANTE.

* Bootylicious Bertha pinned Ambrosia to become the new HWA Ladies champion when she rolled through a deathjump cross body block.

* And in the main event, the Annihilators defended the HWA Tag Team titles when Krogon pinned Willy after Orca accidentally hit his own partner with a top turnbuckle elbow smash that was intended for Krogon.

[Dr B]

Oh nuts!C&C were 2 up and now they've taken a step backwards.They've still got a pretty good w/l record though.

Walk of Fame does deserve a Titleshot they have been consistent in their wins.

Beta Max?That sounds like he hit him with an old VCR!hahaha!

Deadly Sins win a good win this week!

Val Kira still looking good she's a tough competittor!

Warren Peace beat The Former Champ Armageddon!

Holly Pena big win gotta love that name!

We have a NEW HWA Ladies Champ Bootylicious Bertha!

The Killer Whales pretty much defeated themselves!

Dr B

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(I’m posting this a day early because I’m scheduled to work tomorrow from 10AM to 2PM, and right after that, I’m going straight to the Merchant’s Flea Market in Dayton for the IPWA’s monthly wrestling show, MARCH MELTDOWN.--DPB)

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

March 20, 2125

* Everything Nice defeated the Jackson Jills when Sugah pinned Julie with the EYE CANDY.

* Hurricane made 666 submit to a Boston Crab.

* Holly Pena pinned Val Kira with the PICANTE after Kira missed a suicide dive and crashed headfirst to the floor.

* Warren Peace made Ugly Coyote submit to a sleeper hold.

* The Progressives defeated Road-Rayge when Guy-Koh pinned Roadkill with a double-team enzuigiri after Rayge saved Roadkill from being pinned by the GUY-KOH-NATOR.

* Harvard Yale pinned Scott Creed with the IVY LEAGUE.

* Abercrombie [censored] pinned Aphrodi-Tina with the 69 DRIVER.

* HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: In what could arguably be a “Match of the Year” candidate, the Queen Bees held onto the HWA Ladies Tag Team titles after an intense battle with the Walk of Fame when Holly Wood was counted out of the ring following a springboard moonsault to the floor by Beulah.

* Flexicon pinned Devil’s Reject with MR. UNIVERSE.

* Pearl E. Gates pinned Demiah the Devil’s Daughter with the GATES OF HEAVEN.

* HWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Victor E. became the HWA Heavyweight champion when he pinned King Kobra with the VICTOR E. PRESS.

* MAIN EVENT--HWA LADIES TITLE RE-MATCH[/B]: Bootylicious Bertha successfully defended the HWA Ladies title over former champion Ambrosia when she pinned Mrs. Epsilon Beta with the BOOTY BOMB.

[Dr B]

Whoa!Victor E beat King Kobra!I thought KK was unbeatble!

Queen Bee prove they are the BEST in the league!

What's cencored about Abercrombie?

Progressives with a win over Road-Rayge,cool!

Holly Pena over Val Kira.Didn't The Gods have a stipulation if Val Kira lost?

Dr B

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Mar 20, 2010 0:18:34 GMT -5 Dr B said:

Whoa!Victor E beat King Kobra!I thought KK was unbeatble!

Queen Bee prove they are the BEST in the league!

What's cencored about Abercrombie?

Progressives with a win over Road-Rayge,cool!

Holly Pena over Val Kira.Didn't The Gods have a stipulation if Val Kira lost?

Dr B

I started censoring Abercrombie Bitch's last name because it's going to be censored anyway on the official Filsinger Games Discussion Board when I post the results to the COTG Fed Forum, so in order to keep things "fan-friendly," I decided to censor her name on all of the boards I post to.

Val Kira's stipulation has nothing to do with losing matches in the HWA or wherever she decides to wrestle. The stipulation is that if her mate dies, she immediately dies as well. Glad to clear that up for you.

[Dr B]

Just so you know,Kelly made this board with no word restrictions.Fans of Filsinger's Board let me get away with Big Dick Dudley and Big Dick Driver!Amazing!hahaha!

Val Kira...that's right I knew she had some sort of stipulation.

Dr B

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Mar 20, 2010 22:09:31 GMT -5 Dr B said:

Just so you know,Kelly made this board with no word restrictions.Fans of Filsinger's Board let me get away with Big Dick Dudley and Big Dick Driver!Amazing!hahaha!

Val Kira...that's right I knew she had some sort of stipulation.

Dr B

I know there's no word restrictions on this or Swarm's GBITB, but I copy and paste from Word documents on all of the boards, and I don't really feel like going back and changing anything unless I see a misspelled word or something.

Anywho, here are the results from Sunday's show:

HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

March 21, 2125

* Esther-Jenn defeated the Sisters of Pain when Esther pinned Jenna Love with an exploder suplex.

* Lucy Kannin pinned Val Hailey via LIGHT THE FUSE.

* Billy B. defeated Dewie Cheatham by disqualification when Dewie ALWAYS CHEATed when Howe interfered to help Dewie get the pinfall by holding Billy‘s legs down from outside the ring, but the referee reversed the decision when another referee informed him of the cheat.

* Shannon Egans pinned Alison Chainz with a springboard dropkick.

* Armageddon pinned Ace Endehole with a jackhammer.

* ‘Nuff’s Enough defeated the C&C Connection when Tuffy Nuff pinned Carissa with a California Roll.

* Bayne made Dustin DeWind submit to a bow and arrow.

* Halle Burton pinned Colly Flower with a frog splash.

* Epsilon Beta defeated Slap Stick by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* The Ark Angels defeated the TNT Boyz when Michael pinned Terry via the COVENANT.

* The Deadly Sins defeated the Destructive Forces when B.L. Zebob made Volcano submit to the Satan’s Sunrise.

* Gangurru pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan via the WALKABOUT.

* HWA TRI-PLANETARY TITLE MATCH: Herman Glopp pinned Big Poppa Roach with a German suplex to successfully defend the HWA Tri-Planetary title.

* MAIN EVENT--HWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH[/U]: The Annihilators successfully defended the HWA Tag Team titles when Krogon pinned Orca via the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

[Dr B]

Great show!Argh C&C are still only 50/50...they can't seem to get it together.

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

Very nice and entertaining Fed, Barn! I am now caught up with the goings-on here and I am deeply impressed! Please keep it up! I know it is a lot of work, but I think the end result sure makes it all worthwhile!

Kelly

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

March 27, 2125

* The Jackson Jills defeated Walk of Fame when Julie pinned Holly Wood with a Chick Kick.

* Val Hailey defeated Val Kira by disqualification when Kira repeatedly whipped Hailey into the guard rails.

* Road-Rayge defeated the Destructive Forces when Rayge pinned Tornado with the DEVASTATION.

* Scott Creed defeated Harvard Yale by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

* Gangurru pinned Warren Peace with a scoop slam.

* In a match in which the winner would go on tomorrow’s show to face the Annihilators for the HWA Tag Team titles, the Killer Whales defeated the Progressives when Orca pinned A-Flack with a splash into the turnbuckle.

* Big Poppa Roach pinned Devil’s Reject with the ROACH MOTEL.

* Holly Pena pinned Abercrombie [censored] with the PICANTE.

* HWA LADIES TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Queen Bees defeated Everything Nice to hold onto the HWA Ladies Tag straps when Beatrice pinned Spyce with the DRONE’S DEMISE; but then after the match, she used the DRONE’S DEMISE on Spyce 6 more times, putting her out of action for 5 shows.

* Demiah the Devil’s Daughter made Aphrodi-Tina submit to a trapezius nerve hold.

* Flexicon made Hurricane submit to MR. USA, but after the match, Tornado entered the ring and helped Hurricane give Flexicon a double clothesline. Hurricane then went on to give Flexicon 8 CYCLONE SLAMs, putting him out of action for 5 shows.

* HWA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE RE-MATCH: King Kobra won back the HWA Heavyweight title when he pinned Victor E. with a Death Valley Driver.

* MAIN EVENT--HWA LADIES TITLE MATCH[/U][/B]: Bootylicious Bertha retained the HWA Ladies title when she pinned Pearl E. Gates with the BOOTY BOMB.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION
HWA Arena; Deimos, Mars

March 28, 2125

* The Sisters of Pain defeated Esther-Jenn when Jenna Love pinned Esther with the KISS-OFF.

* ‘Nuff’s Enough defeated the C&C Connection when Justine Nuff pinned Carissa with a body scissor kick.

(Ambrosia is in her dressing room stretching when an unseen figure walks in.)

AMBROSIA

What are you doing here? (The camera pans to the figure. It’s former HWA diva Desiree DeMonique.)

DESIREE

Hello, Heather. I know you’re not happy to see me…

AMBROSIA

Of course I’m happy to see you, Desiree. Just because you’re mad that father could only afford to take care of one girl instead of two, I still think of you as my sister. But that still doesn’t explain what you’re doing here. I’ve got a match to get ready for.

DESIREE

I was hoping we could bury the hatchet. Just tell me what it is you want me to do, and I’ll do it.

AMBROSIA

You don’t have to do anything to earn my forgiveness. You’ve had it since the day you turned on me years ago. I never held any grudges against you for your jealousy. If father had chosen you over me, I probably would’ve made the same choices you did, but that’s all in the past. I want us to be friends again. So, how’s the rest of the DeMoniques?

DESIREE

“Mother” and “Father” were killed in a freak hovercar accident and left everything to Diana. The lawyers say that there’s nothing I can do about it. Just goes to show you how much they really cared about me. They take me in, feed me, clothe me, make me a member of the family, but because I’m not a DeMonique by blood, when my adopted parents die, I’m out on my ass. So if they don’t want me, I don’t want to be known as a DeMonique ever again. I hope Diana loses her fortune in a hurricane.

AMBROSIA

I’m sorry about that. That’s just wrong. To be rejected twice in one lifetime sucks. Well, I’ve never rejected my “sister at heart”, and I never will. If there’s anything you need, you let me know. (A backstage hand knocks on Ambrosia’s door)

BACKSTAGE HAND

Ambrosia, you’re up after the next match. (The stagehand turns to Desiree) I’m sorry ma’am, but unless you’re on the show, you can’t be back here.

AMBROSIA

Don’t talk to my “sister” that way. She’s welcome to come back here and see me anytime she wants.

BACKSTAGE HAND

Your sister? I’m sorry about that, ma’am. Nobody gave me told me you’d be visiting.

DESIREE

It was a surprise visit. I’ll see you later, “sis.” Good luck out there. (Desiree embraces Ambrosia and leaves)

* Dewie Cheatham pinned Dustin DeWind when he ALWAYS CHEATed by giving Dustin a CHAIR SHOT to his head.

* Alison Chainz pinned Ambrosia with the ROOSTER. After the match, the Sisters of Pain entered the ring.

DEBBIE HATE

Well, well, well, it seems that even after getting all “lovey-dovey” with her “sister at heart”, “Daddy’s Little Girl” still can’t get a win. What makes this now, your third loss in a row? You’re pathetic.

AMBROSIA

If you think I’m so pathetic, why don’t you and your little “sister” here take on me and my “SISTER AT HEART”, Desiree, next week in this very ring.

JENNA LOVE

Oooh, we’re sooooo scared! The great Heather Lynn Snedeker, aka, Mrs. Epsilon Beta, who, by the way’s another loser, challenges little ol’ us to a match next week in order to prove she’s not a loser like her hubby and her so-called “sister at heart.” Tell her to make herself look real pretty with those “bargain” feminine products she’s been forced to buy now that she’s dead broke, because next week, we’re going to make her wish she never returned to the HWA.

* Slap Stick pinned Armageddon after two consecutive RUNNING GAGs.

* Shannon Egans pinned Halle Burton with a moonsault missile dropkick.

* Bayne made Sheik Khalid Sirhan submit to the BAYNE-BREAKER.

* The TNT Boyz defeated Surf’s Up when Tracey pinned Ray-Ban with the IMPLOSION.

* 666 pinned Epsilon Beta with a choke slam. Epsilon appeared throughout the match to be upset by Jenna Love calling him a “loser“, and was maybe trying too hard to put 666 away in order to prove her wrong.

* The Ark Angels defeated the Deadly Sins when Michael made B.L. Zebob submit to a crucifix arm bar.

* Ugly Coyote pinned Ace Endehole (who was accompanied to the ring by his new girlfriend and manager, Sarah N. Dipity, a recent winner of the HWA’s “Become a Wrestler” contest, which offered the winner free tuition at the HWA‘s Paradise and Pinfalls training camp) in quick fashion with a piledriver.

* Lucy Kannin made Colly Flower submit to a dragon sleeper.

* HWA TRI-PLANETARY TITLE MATCH: Herman Glopp held onto the HWA Tri-Planetary title when he pinned Billy B after 2 consecutive GLOPP DROPs.

* MAIN EVENT--HWA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH[/I][/U]: The Annihilators retained the HWA Tag titles when Pthalos pinned Orca with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.

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HEAVENLY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION RANKINGS
For the period ending March 28, 2125

HWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: King Kobra
HWA TRI-PLANETARY CHAMPION: Herman Glopp

1. Flexicon
2. Big Poppa Roach
3. Scott Creed
4. Gangurru
5. Devil’s Reject
6. Hurricane
7. Warren Peace
8. Dingo
9. Harvard Yale
10. Ugly Coyote

HWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: ANNIHILATORS (Pthalos & Krogon)

1. KILLER WHALES (Orca & Willy)
2. ROAD-RAYGE (Roadkill & Rayge)
3. PROGRESSIVES (A-Flack & Guy-Koh)
4. ARK ANGELS (Michael & Gabriel)
5. DESTRUCTIVE FORCES (Volcano & Tornado)
6. TNT BOYZ (Tracey & Terry)
7. SURF’S UP (Body Glove & Ray-Ban)
8. SAMOAN VICE SQUAD (S’Nunu & Tika)
9. DEADLY SINS (Levi Ethan & B.L. Zebob)


HWA LADIES CHAMPION: Bootylicious Bertha

1. Demiah the Devil’s Daughter
2. Pearl E. Gates
3. Aphrodi-Tina
4. Abercrombie [censored]
5. Holly Pena
6. Lucy Kannin
7. Val Kira
8. Val Hailey
9. Halle Burton
10. Alison Chainz

HWA LADIES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: QUEEN BEES (Beatrice & Beulah)

1. JACKSON JILLS (Julie & Peppermint Patty)
2. EVERYTHING NICE (Sugah & Spyce)
3. WALK OF FAME (Barbie Blaze & Holly Wood)
4. ‘NUFF’S ENOUGH (Justine & Tuffy Nuff)
5. C&C CONNECTION (Chandra & Carissa)
6. SISTERS AT HEART (Ambrosia & Desiree)
7. ESTHER-JENN (Esther & Jenn)
8. SISTERS OF PAIN (Jenna Love & Debbie Hate)