W.C.W(Wild and Crazy Wrestling)

[Kelly Monro]

Neily, you have the 3 Stooges down pat! A real fun read!

[Mr. Neily]

Card 94

The show opens with Shell Vanna in mr. Neilys office.

Shell Vanna" So mr. Neily when do i get to face Ms. Monroe in the ring ? I've been very patient about this. So do i get a definite answer or what ?"

Mr. Neily" Ms Monroe has gone AWOL for the moment Shell. I'll get back when she is located ok ?"

Shell Vanna" All right i'll just keep up with the training and keeping my skills sharp then. But when she returns i get first shot at her."

The scene switches to ringside

Ox vs Umagapotamus

Ox was pinned following a Samoan hippo spike by Umagapotamus.

Disaster vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Disaster pinned Stone Cold Steve after a rampage.

DDP vs Hawk

Hawk pinned DDP after a flying clothesline.

Cycle Hog vs Mongo

Mongo won by countout after he piledrived Cycle Hog onto the concrete floor outside of the ring.

Ninja Girl vs Lorelei

Ninja girl pinned Lorelei after a karate throat thrust.

[Mr. Neily]

Card 95

Umagapotamus vs Mongo

Umagapotamus pinned Mongo after a samoan superdrop

Ralph Malph" Wow wonder if the rinig crew had better check the ring after that match."

Anna Nichole SmithPoints to the other ring across from the first one.

Anna Nichole Smith" See that its called a back up Duh."

DDP vs Hawk

Hawk pinned DDP after a flying clothesline.

Ralph Malph" For a re-match i was expecting a beter match."

Anna Nichole Smith" Why dont you tell the boss ? I'm sure he would listen."

Ralph Malph" After the card is over i will ok ? Since when did you become so smart ?"

Anna Nichole" Ever since i remembered to put in my contacts. is when."

Ralph Malph" Who reminded you ?"

Anna Nichole Smith" That nice lady who did my make up ?"

Ralph Malph" What makeup girl i thought you did your own ?"

Ralph Malph and Anna Nichole Smith" Ms. Monroe ?"

Ox vs Disaster

Disaster pinned Ox after a decaptator

Ninja Girl vs Shala of the Jungle

Ninja Girl pinned Shala after she missed a deathjump. Ninja Girl did a quick roll up.

Ralph Malph" Thats it for tonight fans. We'll see be seeing you next week."

Anna Nichole Smith waves to the crowd as the scene fades.

[vx]

Shala makes a debut but misses a deathjump and loses. Tough break for Shala.

Great job Mr Neily!

Now, Ms Monor is the makeup girl?

[Mr. Neily]

Thanks other of your ladies will debut here.

Ms. Monroe is AWOL from wrestling but not being a terroist. She did get rid of SCSA.

[Dr B]

Great card!Ninjagirl seems to be fairly successful here.Ms Monro makeup girl?
Somethings just wrong about that!Ox not doing so good lately.

Dr B

[Kelly Monro]

Umaga is great - hard to beat!
And it is great to see NinjaGirl and Shala share the same ring together! A couple great Rookies!

[Mr. Neily]

Card 96 PPV

The show opens with the Titan-Tron on. It shows Mr. Neily standing in front of his desk.

Mr. Neily" Welcome fans to another edition of W.C.W. Tonights show is a special for you fans. Tonight we finally have the two 20 man battle royals that have been promised in the past."

A knock on the door interrupts Mr. Neily in mid sentence. Mr. Neily opens the door and in walks Shell Vanna.

Shell Vanna" Mr. Neily i've reached my limits on my patience. Either give me a title match tonight or i'm walking."

Mr. Neily" That was really rude of you to while i'm talking to the fans. I'm also tired of your whining. So tonight you and Ninja Girl will meet in the ring for the title. Now get out of here and get ready for your match."

Shell Vanna leaves the room slamming the door on the way out.

Mr. Neily" I really wish people wouldn't do that."

The scene fades and switches to ringside.

Ralph Malph" Wow what a announcement Anna. Ninja Girl vs Shell Vanna."

Anna Nichole Smith" How true Ralph(faces the crowd) Are you ready for the show to begin ?"

Crowd" Hell yeah(The crowd starts stomping their feet)

MATCHES 20 Man Battle Royal 1

Mascara Del Muetro eliminated Lance At-Las

Mascara Del Muetro eliminated Aspin Northstar

" " eliminated Vid Tek
" " eliminated Assassin Z
eliminated Dennis Condrey

Star Warrior eliminated Mascara Del Muetro

Star Warrior eliminated Siber

Malice eliminated Star Warrior

Rankor eliminated Malice

Rankor eliminated Omni

Madness Mason eliminated Rankor

Paragon eliminated Madness Mason

Paragon eliminated Trickster

Paragon eliminated Brimson Faust

Paragon eliminated Iceberg

Paragon eliminated Shellshocker

Zed Marlowe elminated Paragon

Zed Marlowe eliminated Holocaust to win the battle royal

Zed Marlowe is the newest member of the perfect solution

SINGLES MATCH

DDP vs Hawk

Hawk pinned DDP after a clothesline.

20 Man Battle Royal Winner becomes the new champion

Masked Superstar was eliminated by Pendragon

Draconian Sheik was eliminated by Pendragon

Pendragon was eliminated by Prodigy

Prodigy was elimnated by Godsend

Godsend was eliminated by Solder of Fortune

Nick Dundee was eliminated by Soldier of fortune

Soldier of Fortune was eliminated by Donk Oaken

Donk Oaken was eliminated by Shylock

Phil Davis was eliminated by Shylock

Indigo was eliminated by Shylock

Grappler was eliminated by Shylock

Shylock was eliminated by Soul Watcher

J.J Smooth was eliminated by Soul Watcher

Roddy Piper and Soul Watcher were elminated by J.J Smooth pulling both men over the top rope

Harm was eliminated by Grash

Nemean was eliminated by Grash

Pendkar eliminated Grash

Plethador and Pendekar elminated each other.

The crowd waited for the refs decision

Ralph Malph" This is a tense moment in W.C.W history folks."

Anna Nichole Smith" Shh Ralph here comes the refs decision.

Ref" I declare Grash the winner of the match by default."

The crowd went silent as Grah returned to claim his belt. After the shock wore off the crowd started booing and throwing trash at Grash."

MAIN EVENT

Ninja Girl vs Shell Vanna(C)

Ninja Girl pinned Shell Vanna after a super kick.

Anna Nichole removed her wig to reveal Ms. Monroe. She entered the ring and handed the belt to Ninja girl.

Ms. Monroe" Here you go champ. This belt was won fair and square. Enjoy your reign."

Ms. Monroe and Ninja Girl celebrate Ninja Girls victory in the center of the ring.

Ralph Malph" Wow i cant believe this Anna Nichole Smith was really Ms. Monroe all this time."

The real Anna Nichole Smith appeared on the ramp holding a mike.

Anna Nichole Smith" Ralph dont be a idiot. I was forced to change clothes and locked in the janitor closet the whole time."

The scene fades as Anna Nichole Smith and Ms. Monroe meet by ringside and start fighting. Ralph Malph attempts to break up the fight. Only to be knocked down by approaching security and off duty refs.

[vx]

As Anna Nichole Smith and Ms Monro go at it, somewhere I swear I can hear Joey Styles screaming "Catfiiiiiiight!"

[Kelly Monro]

I swear I have to butt into matches that I have no reason to, don't I?

[Mr. Neily]

Well that storyline is now over with. It was fun doing though. Thanks for being a good sport about it Kelly.

[Dr B]

Wow,Ninjagirl drops The W-UEW Title,then picks up The W.C.W. Women's Title.She really is that good!

Great stuff Neily!

Dr B

[Mr. Neily]

Thanks guys. hope my next storyline is just as good.

[Mr. Neily]

Promo

Mr. Neily is in his office whens a knock on the door is heard.

Mr Neily" come in already."

The door opens and in walks Lady Gaga. Mr. Neilys jaw drops at the sight of her.

Mr. Neily" Wow Lady Gaga what are you doing here ? I mean come in and sit down."

Lady Gaga sits down and puts her feet on Mr. Neilys desk.

Lady Gaga" I've come to ask a favor of you Mr. Neily. I hear your a fan of mine. I've brought you something. Its in this envelope i brought with me."

Lady Gaga hands the envelope to Mr. Neily.

MR.Neily" Ok whats the favor ? i'm a busy man you know."

Lady Gaga" I would like you to deal with a certain person here in W.C.W for me. So that i can have time to train so's i can beat the stuffing out of him."

Mr. Neily" Who is it ? I'll get started on it right away."

Lady Gaga" The info is in the envelope along with your gift. I Gotta go now. You'll hear from me soon."

Lady Gaga blows a kiss to Mr. Neily and then gets up and leaves the room.

The scene fades as Mr. Neily opens the envelope.

[Mr. Neily]

Promo

In a alleyway next to W.C.W arena.

A cardbox is seen tipping over and out steps a familar looking face. The person is holding a whiskey bottle and a W.C.W magazine.

Unkown figure" One day The W.C.W will be mine again and that evil rat in charge will be exposed for what he is. A worthless skunk."