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Post by Dr B on Jan 29, 2011 11:07:58 GMT -5
Neily you've outdone yourself here!Great matches!Totally unexpected storyline!NICE!
Dr B
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jan 29, 2011 13:52:48 GMT -5
Coming up on card 91 Two 20 man battle royals 1. to determine the next contender 2.To determine the next member of the perfect solution Also a update on Anna Nichole Smith  |
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Post by Kelly Monro on Jan 30, 2011 0:52:07 GMT -5
Hilarious, Neily! I think that was your very best show to date! And everything flowed wonderfully, the back stories and the good matches inside the ring. Keep it up!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Feb 1, 2011 10:44:34 GMT -5
CARD 91
The show opens with Mr. Neily in a wheelchair on the ramp.
Mr. Neily" Ms. Monroe your actions were uncalled for. If you want a title match vs Shell Vanna come see me. I'm giving you until next week to return the belt. Otherwise i'll be invoking the 24-7 title belt rule. Thats right the 24-7 Thats were any Diva in the W.C.W can take the belt at any time anywhere. So think about it while you polish that belt."
Mr. Neily starts to turn to leave when a figure repels down blocking his exit.
Ninja Girl" I"m here Mr. Neily the Ninja girl has arrived.(The audience goes wild and cheers) and i'm ready to kick butt here in the W.C.W. . So lets cut through the B.S and give me my first match now."
Mr. Neily" How dare you ? you want a match ? It'll be against the Gladitor know as Slashed. The match will be the last on the card to allow you time to warm up."
Ninja Girl" Ok i'll be back later then. Hope my opponet realizes that i wont hold back or anything."
Ninja girl repels back up. Mr. Neily continues his journey to the backstage.
MATCHES
Space Vixens vs Darla/Xenia
The Space Vixens lost when Xenia pinned Ann Thrax with a missle dropkick.
Meanwhile backstage the door to the ladies room opens and out comes Anna Nichole Smith. She heads towards Mr. Neilys office in a huff.
Cycle Hog vs Brutus Beefcake
Cycle Hog won by pinning Brutus Beefcake after a heavy load. Brutus Beefcake was shown holding his ribs as we was helped back to the backstage area.
DDP vs Austin Idol
Austin Idol pinned DDP after a big clothesline to win the match.
Mongo vs Umagapotamus
Umagapotamus pinned Mongo after a hippo bomb
Ox W/ Ms. Monroe wearing a black hair wig vs Stone Cold Austin
Stone Cold Steve Austin won by dq after Ox and Ms. Monroe double teamed Stone Cold Steve Austin outside of the ring.
Hawk vs Clutch
Hawk pinned Clutch after a running clothesline
Tsuyoi vs Animal
Animal pinned Tsyoui after a powerslam
MAIN EVENT
Slashed vs Ninja Girl
Slashed pinned Ninja Girl after a spirit breaker.
Mr. Neily showed up on the ramp.
Mr. Neily" Well done Slashed you get a bonus for tonight. As for you Ninja Girl(Mr. Neily bursts out laughing) Welcome to W.C.W."
The scene fades as the crowd throws garbage at Mr. Neily and Slashed.
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Post by Kelly Monro on Feb 1, 2011 17:24:25 GMT -5
You are turning into an Evil Promoter, Neily! That fits you good! Good stuff again. I know NinjaGirl will get her mojo back. Cool promo with her coming from the ceiling though! |
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Post by Dr B on Feb 1, 2011 18:19:39 GMT -5
Good show Neily!I would've thought Mr Neily would have been a lot harder on W-UEW's Star Wrestler.
Dr B
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Post by Mr. Neily on Feb 2, 2011 16:04:16 GMT -5
That was her first show lol
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Post by Mr. Neily on Feb 2, 2011 16:56:51 GMT -5
CARD 92
The show opens with Ralph Malph and Anna Nichole Smith at the announcers booth.
Anna Nichole Smith" My god Ralph it was horrible being stuck in the bathroom for as long as i was. I felt like a caged animal wanting to get out."
Ralph Malph" Well you could've gotten out if you remebered to lift the latch. Its' not that hard you know."
Anna Nichole Smith" Lift the latch oh i get it now. Next time i'll remember to do that."
Ralph Malph laughs in Anna Nicholes Smiths face. Her face turns red.
Ralph Malph(Looks at camera)" Welcome fans to another week at W.C.W studios. I'm Ralph Malph and with me is none other then Anna Nichole Smith."
Anna Nichole Smith" Where i dont see any nuns Ralph."
Ralph Malph" Uh never mind that for now Anna. It's time to start the show."
Anna Nichole" Oh hiya fans(Winks at camera)"
MATCHES
Ox vs Cycle Hog
Cycle Hog won by dq after Ox started a brawl outside of the ring.
Ralph Malph" A great match Anna. Really good action in and out of the ring."
Anna Nichole Smith" I think that Cycle Hog needs to bathe after the match. He reeks something terrible."
Mongo vs Clutch
Mongo won by pinfall after chokeslamming Clutch.
Ralph Malph" Wow if Mongo dropped him any harder. Poor Clutch wouldv'e been planted."
Anna Nichole twirls her gum and puts it back into her mouth.
Anna Nichole Smith" Did you say something Ralph ?"
Ralph Malph rolls his eyes to the ceiling.
Hawk vs Tsuyoi
Hawk won by pinfall after press slaming Tsyuoi.
Stone Cold Austin vs DDP w/ Ms. Monro
DDP pinned Stone Cold after a russain leg sweep. Ms. Monroe attempted to throw a chair into the ring. But the ref kicked it back out again.
Anna Nichole Smith" That mean ref Ms. Monroe wanted a seat closer to the action. what a way to treat a fan."
Ralph Malph" She wasn't here as a fan. She put that chair in the ring for DDP to use on Stone Cold."
Anna Nichole Smith starts to pout.
Austin Idol vs Umagapotamus
Umagapotamus pinned Austin Idol after a super samoan drop.
The ref signals for the emts to come down to ringside. They show up and start treating Austin Idol.
Ninja Girl vs Soleil Moon Frye
Ninja Girl won by dq after Soleil Moon Frye started a brawl.
Backstage Ms. Monroe is shown walking back to the locker room. She is suddenly jumped by Shell Vanna.
Shell Vanna" Hey thats my belt you hussy."
Ms. Monroe" You didnt win it properly. It was handed to you by Mr. Neily you tramp."
The war of words ends and the two ladies start to fight backstage. It is broken up by security and off duty refs. The two girls are separated.
Shell Vanna" I want that back NOW."
Ms. Monroe" You want it back ? "
Ms. Monroe is released by the refs. She walks over to Shell Vanna and lays her out with it.
Ms. Monroe" She didn't ask for me to hand it to her. She just said give it back now. So i let her have it the hard way. She should learn to say please."
Ms. Monroe puts the belt on her shoulder and walks away.
The scene fades to black as the emts arrive to tend to Shell Vanna.
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Post by Kelly Monro on Feb 2, 2011 17:50:13 GMT -5
Your shows are really getting better and better, Neily! A mixture of craziness, but things are moving along flawlessly! Keep it up!
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Post by vx on Feb 2, 2011 23:37:28 GMT -5
This is great stuff Neily. But really, you should be nicer to Ms Monro.
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Post by Dr B on Feb 3, 2011 1:07:05 GMT -5
Ninjagirl vs Soleil...let 'em fight Neily!No DQ FCA!hahaha!
Ms Monro a hussy?Shell Vanna got what she deserved!Great stuff!
Smith and Malph what a duo!Sit on it Malph!hahaha!
Keep it up Neilyboy!
Dr B
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Post by Mr. Neily on Feb 3, 2011 15:24:01 GMT -5
CARD 93
The show opens with Ralph Malph and Anna Nichole Smith backstage about to enter ringside. A Motorcycle pulls up in front of them.
Fonz" Hey Malph you and your girlfriend just got the night off."
Anna Nichole Smith" I'm not his girlfriend mr. Fonzie."
Fonz" just call me the Fonz little lady."
Another motorcycle pulls up next to the Fonz's bike.
Fonz" Looks like my broadcast partner has arrived."
The second motor bike driver removes their helmet.
Ms. Monroe" thats right Fonzie i'm here. What do we do with these two ?"
Ralph Malph" Nothing Ms. Monroe we get the message. Come on Anna lets get out of here.."
Ralph Malph grabs Anna Nichole Smith's hand and they leave.
Ms. Monroe" What do we do with the bikes Fonz ?"
Fonzie" This Ms. Monroe"
Fonzie snaps his fingers and 3 passerbyers appear.
Moe" What do you boss ?"
Fonzie" Simple Moe make sure nobody touches our bikes got it ?"
Curly" Yes sir nyuk nyuk."
Curly salutes and hits Moe in the face.
Moe" Watch it ya knucklehead."
Moe gouges Curly in the eyes.
Larry" Wow these are nice bikes Moe."
Moe grabs Larry by the hair.
Moe" You heard the boss. Nobody touches these bikes Chowderhead. Now dont touch or look at the bikes right boss ?"
Fonzie" thats right or the money comes out of your pay. Come on lets go Ms. Monroe."
Fonzie holds out his arm and Ms. Monroe wraps her arm in his.
The scene switches to ringside.
Hawk vs Cycle Hog
Hawk won by dq after Cycle Hog bodyslammed Hawk onto the concrete floor outside of the ring.
Ms. Monroe" That was sloppy work by Cycle Hog. He should have won the match easily."
Fonz" I agree Ms. Monroe."
Disaster vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
This match was declared a double dq as the wrestlers started fighting before the bell.
Ms. Monroe" Those stupid hot headed Gladitors."
Fonz" They shouldn't in W.C.W at all."
Umagapotamus vs Ox
Umagapotamus pinned Ox after a running samoan headbutt bomb.
Fonz" Did you feel the ring shake ?"
Ms. Monroe" Its a after effect of Umagapotamus's headbutt bomb.
Mongo vs DDP
Mongo pinned DDP after a 6 feet under.
MAIN EVENT
Ninja Girl vs Viper Vixson
Ninja Girl pinned Viper Vixson after a sitdown face jammer.
Ms. Monroe" That Ninja Girl is on a winning streak. First Soleiel Moon Fry now Viper Vixson."
Fonz" Thats right babe I wonder who will be Ninja Girls next victim ?"
Ms. Monroe" We wont find out until the next card Fonzie. Thats it fans the show is over. Goodnight"
Fonz" Ayyie."
The scene fades to blackness.
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Post by Dr B on Feb 3, 2011 16:02:36 GMT -5
Neily!Smith,Malph,Fonzie,Ms Monro and The 3 Stooges!Now that's wild and crazy!
Ninjagirl gets a win!She at 1-1-1 in W.C.W. not bad.
Disaster...is that our board's Disaster or a COTG bootleg?
Great matches!
Dr B
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Post by vx on Feb 3, 2011 16:33:31 GMT -5
Well of course!
One has to be cool to be Ms Monro's broadcasting partner!
Awesome stuff!
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Post by Mr. Neily on Feb 3, 2011 16:36:02 GMT -5
Thats one of the cotg's cards. Thanks guys i might just play another card. ;D
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