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Post by Dr B on Feb 2, 2010 0:59:45 GMT -5
Company - Wild Women Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from Campus Center Ballroom!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
The Lithuanian tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Blonde Brazilian had a good laugh because The Lithuanian's plan backfired!
***Becky Logan vs Kween Squatifah***
Kween Squatifah wins by pinfall
***Wild Thang vs Jenna Tahlia***
Wild Thang wins by pinfall
***P-Girls vs The WhiteGirls***
Whitey Too got a 3 count on Pickles Pink,The WhiteGirls win the match
***Succubus vs Mistress X in a Deathmatch***
Some fans got hurt during a ringside scuffle,The Referee demands a Double DQ
***Megan the Gymnast vs Tall Viking Girl in a Tables Match***
Tall Viking Girl powerbombs Megan the Gymnast off the top & through the Table
***Hollywood Heels vs The Davidsons for the WWW Tag Team Title***
The Davidsons get the win by submission,they are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions
***Lindsay Lohan vs Jamie-Lynn for the WWW TV Title***
The Strap Match turns into a Brutal beating,Lindsay Lohan retains the WWW TV Title
Lindsay Lohan goes berserk & attacks Jamie-Lynn after the match
***Blonde Brazilian vs The Lithuanian in a Non-Title Skywalker Match***
Blonde Brazilian nails The Lithuanian with a piledriver,then shoves her off the scaffold
Security has to pull Blonde Brazilian off of The Lithuanian The Ref threatens with a $10,000 fine
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 2, 2010 19:01:22 GMT -5
Kween S rules!
Wild Thang is WILD!
WhiteGirls would give the White Chicks (movie) a run for their money!
Double DQ? Ouch!
Megan was in a world of pain!
Go, Davidsons!
Lindsay is SO good here!
Blonde B let loose a serious beating!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 2, 2010 19:47:02 GMT -5
WTIC-
Squatifah makes her comeback in style!
Same goes for Wild Thang!
WhiteGirls vs White Chicks now that would be a match!Somebody would have to get get DQed for not being women!
When you put a SoulTaker in the ring with an Elite Rulebreaker...trouble is bound to erupt!
Let's see if the Top Turnbuckle is roughly 5 feet from the
mat and a 6 foot tall Viking Girl gets you up for a powerbomb
that's gotta be 10 feet or more that the victim is dropping.You
fall at 36 feet per second squared,taking in the extra enertia
from force applied by Tall Viking Girl...that equals..."Hurts Like All Hell!"
Jami G & Felice weren't any match for Charlene & her daughter Mad Dog!
Davidsons RULE!
Lohan went nuts!Jamie-Lynn won't return for awhile...
if she knows what's good for her!
No one's beat The Lithuanian like that!This can only be resolved in a Cage!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 9, 2010 18:49:14 GMT -5
Company - Wild Women Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from The Omni!
The Fans here at The Omni are fired up for this one!
***Interview Segment***
The Lithuanian got pounded by 4 Wrestlers half way through the interview!
Blonde Brazilian laughs,the ambush worked! The Lithuanian was stretchered out!
***Erin Paris vs Rockin' Rene***
Rockin' Rene wins by submission
***Tall Viking Girl vs Bartender Beth***
Bartender Beth wins by submission
***Monstah & Vristi vs The P-Girls***
Jessica Monstah pinned Penny Pincher,Monstah & Vristi win the match
***Shelley Starz vs Becky Logan***
Becky Logan gets a big win using a devastating Somersault Splash
***Axekick Alissa vs Jami G in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Axekick Alissa ducks Jami G's punch,then finishes her with a
ripping Right to the Jaw
***The Davidsons vs The Daughters of Paine for the WWW Tag Team Title***
The Davidsons nail Stephanie Paine with their Motorcity Slam,
The Davidsons are the WWW Tag Team Champions
***Lindsay Lohan vs Soleil for the WWW TV Title***
Soleil wins by submission,Soleil is the NEW WWW TV Champion
***The Lithuanian vs Blonde Brazilian in a HELL IN THE MATCH ***
The Lithuanian was taken out on a Stretcher after Blonde Brazilian
executed the Spinning Plancha from the top of the cage!
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Your show slumped to THIRD place this week!TRY HARDER!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 10, 2010 18:12:30 GMT -5
Rockin' Rene should team up with Rockin' Robin!
Bartender Beth, LOL! I used to know a bartender named Beth!
Poor P-Girls can't Pick uP a Powerful Pinfall! Pitiful! LOL!
Becky Logan rules!
Go, Axekick!
Solid victory for the Davidsons!
Lindsay lost?? Noooooooooooo!
Blonde B looked AWEsome in that match!
And -- TRY HARDER! ;D
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Post by Dr B on Feb 11, 2010 5:58:55 GMT -5
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Rockin' Rene/Rockin' Robin I did that once somewhere
This Bartender Beth is still a bartender.She was working at The Yacht Club the last time I looked.One of my favorite characters.
Monstah and Vristi are the new hot tag team.They may make it to the mid card soon
Becky Logan will move up in the ranks I think.Her real name is Judy she told me one day her dad wanted to name her Becky.She laughed and said she would've ended up being a cheerleader if her name was actually Becky Logan.
Axekick Alissa KOed Jami G who defeated Enforcer Brooke!That's an accomplishment!
Stephanie and her daughter Alison are seeking revenge from that loss to The Davidson!
Soleil is one of The Greatest TV Champions of all time.Her feud with Holly Marie Combs over the SHWL TV Title are legendary!Lindsay will get a rematch.
The Lithuanian is 3 up and 3 down!Blonde Brazilian looks unbeatable at this point!
3rd place???Darn that Ratings Committee!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 18, 2010 4:30:41 GMT -5
Company - Wild Women Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from Atlanta!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
Blonde Brazilian's interview went well until Beulah attacked using a chair!
***Erin Paris vs Becky Logan***
Erin Paris vs Becky Logan :Match thrown out
***Megan the Gymnast vs Skinny Jenny***
Megan the Gymnast vs Skinny Jenny :Both wrestlers were counted out
***Monstah & Vristi vs The RichGirl$***
Prema Vristi rolled up Stunning Helen Stott,Monstah & Vristi gets the win
***Big Bertha vs Shimmering Sheila***
Big Bertha takes Shimmering Sheila out with a Booty Drop
***Axekick Alissa vs Dina in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Dina blocks Axekick Alissa's uppercut,then drops her with a hard Left Hand
***The Davidsons vs C&C Connection for the WWW Tag Team Title***
Charlene Davidson blocks Carissa's Soccer Kick,and got a submission win
The Davidsons are the WWW Tag Team Champions
***Soleil vs Beth TBH for the WWW TV Title in a Pole Match***
Beth TBH pounds Soleil then climbs the Pole & grabs the Belt,she is the NEW WWW TV Champion
Beth TBH loses it & beats Soleil senseless with a Kendo Stick
***Blonde Brazilian vs Beulah for the WWW World Title in a Streetfight Match***
Beulah pins Blonde Brazilian after a powerslam through a flaming table
Beulah is The NEW WWW World Champion!
Beulah loses it & beats Blonde Brazilian senseless with a Kendo Stick
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 18, 2010 18:23:01 GMT -5
Paris / Logan = REMATCH!
Gymnast Megan and Jenny are BOTH skinny! 
Surprised the RichGirl$ didn't pay off the ref for the win!
Bertha is too big!
Dina looked AWEsome there!
C&C not doing so well there.
Beth dominated that match!
Beulah = NEW CHAMP, yay! I guess Beth lent her the kendo stick from the last match, LOL! 
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Post by Dr B on Feb 18, 2010 22:23:54 GMT -5
Erin Paris and Becky Logan do need a rematch!
Megan the Gymnast and Skinny Jenny may be skinny but it looks like they need anger management...
RichGirl$ get an L in their column.Monstah & Vristi are getting closer to a Title match against The Davidsons.
When Big Bertha dropped that big booty on Sheila we knew it was all over!
Dina is unstoppable this week!
C&C need to train they lost another big one this week!
How the heck did Beth TBH get her fat ***BLEEP*** up that pole to grab the belt???
We have a new WWW World Champion!Beulah dethroned 26 time WWW Champion Blonde Brazilian!You shouldn't leave kendo sticks laying around...Blonde Brazilian is on a plane headed for South America,she will be semi-retired for now.She may decide to return to the ring one more time if Riley can book a match that's so good she can't help but participate.
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 23, 2010 5:13:24 GMT -5
Company - Wild Women Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from Atlanta,GA!
The Main Event is worth the admission fee by itself!
***Interview Segment***
Chandra tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Beulah had a good laugh because Chandra's plan backfired!
***Anna Rexia vs Ashley Wise***
Ashley Wise wins by submission
***Fat Patty vs Tigerlady***
Fat Patty vs Tigerlady :Both wrestlers were counted out
***Monstah & Vristi vs DOP***
Stephanie Paine pinned Jessica Monstah,DOP wins the match
***Rosie the Ripper vs Erin Paris***
Erin Paris escapes Rosie the Ripper's Italian Ice then wins by using a Leg Lariat
***Lizzy Olsen vs Becky Logan in a Tables Match***
Becky Logan reverses Lizzy Olsen's Facebuster and wins using a Somersault Splash into a Table
***The Davidsons vs The Enforcers for the WWW Tag Team Title***
The Enforcers get the win by submission,they are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions
***The Lithuanian vs Rio Regina for the WWW National Title***
The Lithuanian wins with a Lithuanian Legsweep, The Lithuanian is the WWW National Champion
***Beulah vs Chandra for the WWW World Title in a Streetfight Match***
Beulah gets the win with a Beulah Breaker after a vicious chairshot,Beulah is the WWW World Champion
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Your show was Rated NUMBER 1 Wrestling Show in this time slot!
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Post by WTIC on Feb 23, 2010 18:59:15 GMT -5
Ashley gets the win, very nice!
Double-count out? Oh my!
DOP was dope that match!
Italian Ice? Yum! ;D
Becky looked great there!
Enforcers enforced a win there! Great going, champs!
Rio wasn't up to the challenge there!
Beulah is tough to beat, that's for sure!
And ABOUT TIME you got # 1, yay!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 23, 2010 19:19:48 GMT -5
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That's cause Ashley is wise...
Fat Patty matches seem to always end in a double countout
Monstah & Vristi are good but not good enough to take down The DOP this week!
What you think a double hammerlock faceslam is delicious?hahaha!Erin Paris' leg lariat is more delicious!
That Enforcer-Lock got them the GOLD!
Rio hasn't been in the ring lately.I thought she be tougher than that.
Chandra got ready to unleash her Crescent Kick but a faceful of steel chair!Don't mess with Beulah!
WE'RE NUMBER 1!
Dr B
Becky Logan did good in her 1st Mid Card match!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 3, 2010 14:22:19 GMT -5
Company - Wild Women Wrestling
Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from Atlanta,GA!
Wild Women Wrestling has a BIG surprise in store for you tonight!
***Interview Segment***
Rosie the Ripper tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Beulah had a good laugh because Rosie the Ripper's plan backfired!
***Anna Rexia vs "The Fire" Keahi***
Anna Rexia vs "The Fire" Keahi :Both wrestlers were counted out
***Manda vs Megan the Gymnast***
Megan the Gymnast wins by submission
***Pajama Party vs Belisima***
Sandy Italia got a 3 count on PJ Kathy,Belisima win the match
***Mistress X vs Chandra in a Deathmatch***
Both wrestlers fail to make it back to the Lockeroom,The Ref declares the match a draw
***Carissa vs Caitlin Catalyst in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Carissa ducks Caitlin Catalyst's punch,then finishes her with a ripping Right to the Jaw
***The Enforcers vs Lunacy for the WWW Tag Team Title***
The Enforcers nail Psychotic with their Showgirls Highkick, The Enforcers are the WWW Tag Team Champions
***The Lithuanian vs Lindsey Shaw for the WWW National Title Title***
The Referee loses control & is forced to throw the match out
The Lithuanian goes berserk & attacks Lindsey Shaw after the match
***Beulah vs Rosie the Ripper for the WWW World Title in a Cage ***
Rosie the Ripper almost cripples Beulah in the Cage Match & is the NEW WWW World Champion
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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 3, 2010 20:35:55 GMT -5
Double count-out? Oh no!
Kathy was robbed!
Interesting draw!
Go, Clarissa, I mean Carissa!
Fine Enforcers win!
Match thrown out? Oh man!
Rosie (not the Robot from the Jetsons) was on the warpath!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 4, 2010 5:13:29 GMT -5
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I was wanting to see if the rookie "The Fire" Keahi was good enough to beat Anna Rexia,I guess I'll have to wait and see.
Bellisima won that match fair and square.
Mistress X and Chandra never made iy yo the locker room because they were both taken away in ambulances!
Carissa is still tougher than Caitlin Catalyst Ngo or no Ngo...
Enforcers make up for the loss on UEW Mayhem.
Lithuanian & Shaw was some battle!Tempers flared,Referee Joanie Lee stops the match before anyone is seriously hurt.
Rosie the Ripper is WWW Champion for the 1st time since around 2002 when she broke the record for longest WWW World Title Reign.She held the Title for over a year!I believe she was dethroned by Blonde Brazilian.
Dr B
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