WWW Wild Nights

[WTIC]

Fat Patty was too fat to make it back into the ring! LOL!

Jenny was just skinny enough to get the win! Hehehehee!

That loss put a damper on the party for Pajama Party!

Never underestimate Paris, that's for sure!

Go, Brooke!

Nice win by the Keatons!

That bat bash hurt like H*LL!

Poor Becky needs medical attention! (And Kevin Arnold, LOL!)

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Neither of them made it back.That's what happens when you fight with a fat girl and she lands on top of you!

Skinny Jenny keeps winning!She needs to get promoted to mid card

Hey who wouldn't want a WhiteGirl tugging on their leg?

Paris needs a titleshot!

Hey that was my That 70s Show match up.Tonya got clobbered!

The Keatons had NGO's number!Keatons are Tag Champs!

Lithuanian shot a line drive right between NGO Amy's eyes!NGO not successful this week!

Not even that "Svengali" Becky Slater can beat Nani B!

Dr B

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Episode 31



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XXXTHE PRELIMSXXX
Jenna Tahlia vs Megan the Gymnast
Jenna Tahlia hammered Megan the Gymnast with a dropkick & gets the win!

Becky Logan vs Kismet
Kismet destroys Becky Logan with 2 Kismet Krushes & wins the match!

Kiersten the Krusher vs Cute Monica
Kiersten the Krusher hammered Cute Monica with a Mongolian Chop & gets the win!

Skinny Jenny vs Big Bad Helene
Skinny Jenny gets Big Bad Helene in an Abdominal Stretch!
It looks like...no not yet...YES!Big Bad Helene taps out!
Skinny Jenny wins this one by submission!
(Since Skinny Jenny has been consistently winning her matches WWW CEO
Riley Reynolds awards her with a WWW Television Title Match next week!)


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Ms Kitty Katz:Jenna Tahlia gets a win on Megan the Gymnast,Becky Logan loses
to The Kismet Krush,Kiersten stopped Cute Monica with a Mongolian Chop and
Skinny Jenny gets the biggest win of her carreer by defeating former World Champ
Big Bad Helene!Skinny was awarded a WWW TV Title match for her winning ways!
NGO Caitlin defends The Women's Freestyle Queen of the Cage Title next...

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Women's Freestyle Queen of the Cage Title

NGO Caitlin Catalyst vs. Mosher Girl
For the Queen of the Cage championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
She's the Queen of the Cage champion...
The master of the Catapult
And the Catalyst Crusher...NGO Caitlin Catalyst!
And in the blue corner...
The challenger...
Her Zig Zag Slamdance is the best in Wrestling...
And her Maniacal Chokehold is unstoppable... Mosher Girl!
The Referee for the match is Fake Jan Brady.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Fake Jan Brady calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
NGO Caitlin Catalyst slams Mosher Girl's head into the cage.
Mosher Girl connects with a standing dropkick.
NGO Caitlin Catalyst chokes Mosher Girl on the top ring rope.
NGO Caitlin Catalyst smashes Mosher Girl with diving headbutt.
Lawler: Gees I'll bet that smarts!
NGO Caitlin Catalyst slams Mosher Girl's head into the steel post.
She rakes Mosher Girl's bloodied face!
Mosher Girl throws NGO Caitlin Catalyst into the turnbuckle.
Mosher Girl gets NGO Caitlin Catalyst in a sleeperhold.
Referee Fake Jan Brady checks NGO Caitlin Catalyst.
Referee Fake Jan Brady holds NGO Caitlin Catalyst's arm up.
It falls limply...
Her arm falls again.
NGO Caitlin Catalyst is out cold!
Referee Fake Jan Brady calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Mosher Girl!
Referee Fake Jan Brady raises the NEW champion's hand!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Mosher outsmarted NGO Caitlin!She waited for the right spot then used a sleeper
to become The Queen of the Cage Champion!Okay we have a rematch for the SHWL Title!
Jodie faces the consumate SHWL Champion,Christy C Romano!Jodie's gonna have to give it
all she's got to hold on to her SHWL Title!

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Sexy Hollywood Wrestling League Title

Jodie Foster vs Christy C Romano
For the SHWL Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The current SHWL Champion...
From NYC...Jodie Foster!
And in the Blue Corner...
The challenger...
Wrestling out of Sacremento,CA...Christy C Romano!
DING DING DING
Jodie Foster and Christy C Romano start out in a Collar & Elbow Tieup!
A lot of pushing and pulling but,no one gets an advantage.
They push off,but remain toe to toe.
Jodie Foster hooks Christy C Romano's arm...hiptoss!
Jodie Foster uses a Japanese Armdrag to take Christy C Romano down!
Thez Press and couple of forearms for good measure!
Christy C Romano follows Jodie Foster into the corner with a lariat!
Jodie Foster swings at Christy C Romano but,misses...
Jodie Foster doesn't miss with a spinkick!
Jodie Foster chokes Christy C Romano!
The Referee gets between them...
Jodie Foster breaks the hold!
Christy C Romano attempts a move from the top but, Jodie Foster dropkicks Christy C Romano!
Christy C Romano with a Brainbuster!
1...
Jodie Foster kicks out!
Hard shot to the jaw!!!
Jodie Foster is KOed!
Christy C Romano with a cover...
The Referee counts...
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Christy C Romano gets a huge win over Jodie Foster!
Christy C Romano is the NEW SHWL Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That right hand dropped Jodie!Christy C Romano regains The SHWL Title!
I'd like to see Christy lace up the gloves with Enforcer Brooke!That right hand could stop
Enforcer Brooke's winning streak!It Drew Barrymore vs Mila Kunis for The WWW Televison
Title next!Mila is a two time TV champ,she gunning for number 3!

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Wild Women Wrestling Television Title

Drew Barrymore vs. Mila Kunis
In a W-UEW Lumberjack Match!
For the WWW Television championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
She's the WWW Television champion...
The master of the Barrymore Buster
And the Neckscissors...Drew Barrymore!
And in the blue corner...
The challenger...
Her Jackhammer is the best in Wrestling...
And her Kunis Clutch is unstoppable... Mila Kunis!
The Referee for the match is Fake Jan Brady.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Fake Jan Brady calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Drew Barrymore whips Mila Kunis into the ropes... powerslam.
Drew Barrymore nails Mila Kunis with a spinning plancha.
Lawler:Oh man! Mila Kunis got hit hard that time!
Drew Barrymore covers Mila Kunis.
Referee Fake Jan Brady counts...
ONE!
Mila Kunis kicks out at one!
Mila Kunis chops her in the corner.
She rakes her eyes & takes Drew Barrymore down.
Drew Barrymore nails Mila Kunis with a brainbuster on the concrete.
The Lumberjacks maul Mila Kunis then throw her into the ring.
Mila Kunis connects with a standing dropkick.
Mila Kunis punches Drew Barrymore!
Drew Barrymore goes to the outside to slow the match down.
Rosie The Ripper nails her with a suicide dive!
Sandy Italia & Rosie the Ripper throw her back into the ring.
Mila Kunis hits her with a bulldog on the floor.
Lawler: Wow head first into the concrete!
The Lumberjacks attack Drew Barrymore.
Then throw her back into the ring.
Drew Barrymore slams Mila Kunis's head into the announcer's table.
Drew Barrymore goes for a submission!
Mila Kunis breaks the hold.
Drew Barrymore whips Mila Kunis into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Fake Jan Brady checks Mila Kunis.
Mila Kunis breaks the hold.
Drew Barrymore executes a dropkick.
Drew Barrymore suplexes Mila Kunis onto the floor.
The Lumberjacks work her over.
Then toss her back into the ring.
Mila Kunis puts Drew Barrymore in a crossface chickenwing.
Mila Kunis trys to make her submit.
Referee Fake Jan Brady checks Drew Barrymore.
She won't give up
She's holding on...
Drew Barrymore submits!
Referee Fake Jan Brady calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Mila Kunis!
Referee Fake Jan Brady raises the NEW champion's hand!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Mila gets a submission and she is the NEW WWW TV Champion!Lots of
cheapshots byu those Lumberjacks!That was an impressive matchup!Okay The Lithuanian
uses her rematch clause and gets her shot at winning back The WWW National Title!

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Wild Women Wrestling National Title

Big Nicole vs. The Lithuanian
For the WWW National Chamionship!
Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner...
The WWW National Champion and master of the Powerslam
And the Bearhug...Big Nicole!
And in the blue corner...
The Challenger...
Known for the best Lithuanian Legsweep in Wrestling...
And the unstoppable Lithuanian Leglock... The Lithuanian!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go...
The Lithuanian bites Big Nicole's head & spits blood.
Referee Joanie Lee warns The Lithuanian.
The Lithuanian won't stop.
Referee Joanie Lee gets between them.
Big Nicole with a kick in the face.
Big Nicole slides out & grabs some microphone cable!
Big Nicole chokes The Lithuanian with the microphone cable.
Big Nicole throws the mic cable back on the floor.
Referee Joanie Lee warns Big Nicole.
Big Nicole won't stop.
Referee Joanie Lee gets between them.
Big Nicole puts The Lithuanian in a torture rack backbreaker.
Big Nicole goes under the ring & grabs a steel chair!
Big Nicole executes a double underhook DDT onto the chair. CLANG!
Lawler: That'll make you see double!
The Lithuanian gets Big Nicole in a STF.
Lawler: Ow normal people don't bend that way!
The Lithuanian trys to make Big Nicole submit.
Big Nicole breaks the hold.
The Lithuanian gets Big Nicole in a leg grapevine.
The Lithuanian trys to make Big Nicole submit.
Big Nicole breaks the hold.
The Lithuanian gets Big Nicole in a leg grapevine.
The Lithuanian slides out of the ring & grabs a Trashcan!
The Lithuanian hits Big Nicole with a trashcan.
Lawler: Just like trash day in my neighborhood!
Referee Joanie Lee warns The Lithuanian.
The Lithuanian won't stop.
Referee Joanie Lee gets between them.
Big Nicole throws The Lithuanian out of the ring!
Big Nicole hammers The Lithuanian with the bell.
The Lithuanian staggers and falls...
Big Nicole throws The Lithuanian back into the ring.
Big Nicole suplexes The Lithuanian over the top rope!
Big Nicole whips The Lithuanian into the guardrail.
Big Nicole tosses The Lithuanian back into the ring.
The Lithuanian connects with a standing dropkick.
Big Nicole hits the Powerslam.
Big Nicole covers The Lithuanian.
Kickout! The Lithuanian still has a lot of fight!
Big Nicole veals The Lithuanian out of the corner.
Big Nicole picks The Lithuanian up... bodyslam!
The Lithuanian dropkicks Big Nicole out of the ring!
The Lithuanian suplexes Big Nicole through a table.
Lawler: Nothing left but splinters!
The Lithuanian throws Big Nicole back into the ring.
The Lithuanian rolls Big Nicole up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... The Lithuanian
The Lithuanian is the NEW WWW National Champion!
Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 26 minutes 58 seconds.

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Ms Kitty Katz:I'm speechless!No one gets up from devestation like that!When The Lithuanian
has had enough...you'll know it!Dang!Big Nicole should've known not to make her angry!In
our Wild Women Wrestling Wildside Main Event,Nani B put The WWW World Title on the line
against one of the greatest former champions of all time..."The Comissioner" Hardbody Holly!

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Wild Women Wrestling World Title

Nani B vs Hardbody Holly
For the Wild Women Wrestling World Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The current Wild Women Wrestling World Champion...
From Hawaii...Nani B!
And in the Blue Corner...
The challenger...
Wrestling out of Yakima,Washington...Hardbody Holly!
DING DING DING
Nani B and Hardbody Holly start out in a Collar & Elbow Tieup!
A lot of pushing and pulling but,no one gets an advantage.
They push off,but remain toe to toe.
Hardbody Holly has Nani B up...bodyslam!
Hardbody Holly gets Nani B in an Abdominal Stretch!But Nani B gets to the ropes!
Hardbody Holly tries to wear down Nani B with a front facelock!
Nani B swings at Hardbody Holly but,misses...
Nani B doesn't miss with a spinkick!
Nani B with a swinging neckbreaker. Hardbody Holly is dazed.
Nani B nails Hardbody Holly with a Flying Axehandle!
Hardbody Holly with a Brainbuster!
1...
Nani B kicks out!
Hardbody Holly sits down on a Scorpian Deathlock!
Nani B is in agony!
Nani B tells the Referee,NO!
Hardbody Holly applies the pressure... Nani B TAPS!
DING DING DING
Hardbody Holly Wins this one by submission!
Hardbody Holly is the NEW Wild Women Wrestling World Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:HBH's superior strength gets her yet another WWW World Championship reign!
Nani B is not powerful enough to break HBH's Scorpion,she had no choice,but to tap!Hardbody
Holly is The NEW Wild Women Wrestling World Champion!What a show!We'll see you next time
on WWW Wildside!

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[WTIC]

Pretty good prelims! Good news for Skinny Jenny!

I forgot all about Mosher Girl!

Christy C with a great match!

Go Mila! Go Mila! Go Mila!

Big Nicole wasn't big enough to get the win!

Nani B lost? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
I added Kismet as a prelim wrestler.Skinny Jenny deserves a push.

Mosher Girl is back and she is The Queen of the Cage!

That CCR packs quite a wallop for a girl with skinny arms!hahaha!

Mila Kunis is back and she is WWW TV Champion for a 3rd time!

Let's just say The Lithuanian doesn't like it when Big Nicole shows off!Through a table...nothing left but splinters!

Yes Nani B lost but only to give Hardbody Holly a well deserved push.HBH was on a losing streak ever since she lost The WWW Title to Sam Puckett.It's taken her 4 or 5 months to regain the title.

Dr B

[Dr B]

Company - WWW

Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from St Louis!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
Hardbody Holly's interview went well until Blonde Brazilian attacked using a chair!

***Jenna Tahlia vs Nix Pinkerton***
Jenna Tahlia vs Nix Pinkerton :Match thrown out

***Anna Rexia vs Sandy Italia***
Sandy Italia wins by submission

***P-Girls vs The RichGirl$***
TVG pinned Pinching Penny,The RichGirl$ win the match

***Mosher Girl vs Tammi-Ann in a Deathmatch for The QOTC Title***
Mosher Girl slams Tammi-Ann's face into a Concrete Pillar,then goes to the Lockeroom to win the Deathmatch
Mosher Girl is the QOTC Champion

***Mila Kunis vs Skinny Jenny in a Tables Match for the WWW TV Title***
Skinny Jenny powerbombs Mila Kunis off the top & through the Table
Skinny Jenny is the NEW WWW TV Champion

***The Keatons vs The Facts of Life for the WWW Tag Team Title***
The Facts of Life destroy Justine with their Peaksgill Powerslam, The Facts of Life are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions
The Facts of Life tried to take The Keatons out,but The Keatons nailed them with a Family Ties

***The Lithuanian vs Beth the Bounty Hunter for the WWW National Title***
Beth the Bounty Hunter wins by submission,Beth the Bounty Hunter is the NEW WWW National Champion

***Hardbody Holly vs Blonde Brazilian for the WWW World Title in a Falls Count Anywhere Match***
Blonde Brazilian drinks beer while pinning Hardbody Holly in the Concession Stand
Blonde Brazilian is the NEW WWW World Champion (27th WWW World Title Reign)
Blonde Brazilian loses it & beats Hardbody Holly senseless with a Kendo Stick

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[Dr B]

Company - WWW

Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from Milwaukee!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
Blonde Brazilian got pounded by 4 Wrestlers half way through the interview!
Jamie Bond 0069 laughs,the ambush worked! Blonde Brazilian was stretchered out!

***Fat Patty vs Little Lilia***
Fat Patty vs Little Lilia :Match thrown out

***Jenna Tahlia vs Tigerlady***
Tigerlady wins by submission

***Lunacy vs D-Seased***
Dementia pinned Psychotic,D-Seased win the match

***Lindsay vs Hilary in a Deathmatch***
Both wrestlers fail to make it back to the Lockeroom,The Ref declares the match a draw

***Shelby Marx vs Carly Shay in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Shelby Marx knocks Carly Shay out with wicked Roundhouse Right

***The Keatons vs The Hollywood Heels for the WWW Tag Team Title***
The Hollywood Heels get the win by submission,they are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions

***Skinny Jenny vs Crazy Cat Lady for the WWW TV Title***
The Referee loses control & is forced to throw the match out
Skinny Jenny won't stop stomping & kicking Crazy Cat Lady it takes 5 wrestlers to pull them apart

***Blonde Brazilian vs Jamie Bond 0069 for the WWW World Title in a Falls Count Anywhere Match***
Blonde Brazilian KOs Jamie Bond 0069 and gets a pin in the Boiler Room
Blonde Brazilian is not satisfied & whips Jamie Bond 0069 with a chain.Security has to break it up
Blonde Brazilian is The 27 Time WWW World Chasmpion!

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Your show came in SECOND this week!Good but,not good enough!

[WTIC]

TigerLady = Fabulous Moolah? Oh wait. That was SPIDERlady, LOL!

Go D-Seased!

Lindsay VS Hilary in an Iron Girl match next!

That roundhouse right WAS wicked!

Keatons will rebound, don't worry!

Jenny lost her cool there!

Blonde Brazilian looked great in that match!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
No actually Tigerlady was from G.L.O.W. she was a Chinese Girl that did Karate Move but got beatup anyway.Nani hated her because she never won any matches.

D-Seased...Dementia (GLOW) and Dislexia.1st time tagging,they did well.

Lindsay vs Hilary most falls in an hour?I can do that.I'll need to use com skip to speed up the matches.

Shelby Marx has a wicked roundhouse right alright!She dropped Carly like a bad habit!She smoked her like a sausage!

Hollywood Heels are back and they beat The Keatons for The Tag Titles.Jami G is never far from the gold!

There needs to be a Skinny Jenny vs Crazy Cat Lady rematch!

Blonde Brazilian proves she is the best...AGAIN!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Company - WWW

Announcer: Welcome to WWW Wildside!
We're coming to you LIVE from The Spectrum!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
Succubus's interview went well until Blonde Brazilian attacked using a chair!

***Shimmering Sheila vs Ravishing Rhonda***
Shimmering Sheila vs Ravishing Rhonda :Both wrestlers were counted out

***Sexy Missy vs Megan the Gymnast***
Megan the Gymnast wins by submission

***The Super Models (Rexia & Tahlia) vs The Emmas***
The Super Models wins by submission

***Jamie-Lynn vs Brenda Song***
Jamie-Lynn takes Brenda Song out with a Spear

***Enforcer Brooke vs Marny in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Enforcer Brooke knocks Marny out with wicked Roundhouse Right

***The Hollywood Heels vs C&C Connection for the WWW Tag Team Title***
C&C Connection get the win by submission,they are the NEW WWW Tag Team Champions

***The Lithuanian vs Big Bad Helene for the WWW National Title***
The Referee loses control & is forced to throw the match out
Security has to pull The Lithuanian off of Big Bad Helene The Ref threatens with a $10,000 fine

***Blonde Brazilian vs Succubus for The WWW World Title***
Blonde Brazilian hits a Spinning Plancha from The Top of The Cage
Blonde Brazilian is The WWW World Champion

[WTIC]

Missy wasn't sexy enough to beat Megan (Fox) there!

Good to see the Emmas get more ring time, even though they lost! They'll be a top team in no time, I hope!

Jamie-Lynn with a "Spear", LOL!

Go, Brooke!

C&C rule!

Lithuanian is on the loose!

Good win for Blonde B!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Megan the Gymnast has been pretty hot,wrestling wise that is...

Emmas lost to Anna Rexia & Jenna Tahlia "The Super Models".Experience paid off there.

Jamie-Lynn...spear.Ironic ain't it!hahaha!

Brooke floors another one!

C&C were a last minute replacement,when The DOP no showed.C&C are the WWW Tag Champs!

Never make a 6 foot tall Lithuanian woman mad...

Blonde Brazilian is holding on tight to that WWW World Title!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Wild Women Wrestling

Selena Gomez vs. Victoria Justice
In a XWA Style Grudge Match!
Announcer Ms Kitty Katz: In the red corner...
The Master of the Stunner
And the Clawhold...Selena Gomez!
And in the blue corner...
Known for the brutal Brainbuster...
And the most cruel STF... Victoria Justice!
The Referee for the match is Referee Leslie Dunn.
Referee Leslie Dunn calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Ms Kitty Katz: Here we go...
Selena Gomez whips Victoria Justice into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee checks Victoria Justice.
Victoria Justice breaks the hold.
Selena Gomez executes a dropkick...
Victoria Justice gets a Stop Sign in the face!
Victoria Justice nails Selena Gomez with a guillotine legdrop.
Victoria Justice takes Selena Gomez down with a flying forearm.
Selena Gomez smashes a toaster over Victoria Justice's head!
Selena Gomez covers Victoria Justice.
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
Victoria Justice kicks out at one!
Selena Gomez veals Victoria Justice out of the corner.
Selena Gomez slams Victoria Justice down hard onto the mat.
Selena Gomez puts the boots to Victoria Justice!
The fight spills out of the ring and onto the floor!
Selena Gomez nails Victoria Justice with a brainbuster on the concrete.
Both contestants are hammering each other at ringside!
Referee seperates them and sends them back into the ring!
Victoria Justice tries a kneedrop from the top...
Selena Gomez counters with a chairshot!
Victoria Justice falls into the ring...
Selena Gomez goes wild,blasting Victoria Justice with the edge of the chair!
Selena Gomez trys to take Victoria Justice out with a Stunner.
Selena Gomez wants to end this one!
Selena Gomez covers Victoria Justice.
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Victoria Justice gets a shoulder up just in time!
Victoria Justice jumps out and grabs a steel chair!
Victoria Justice wraps the steel chair around Selena Gomez's head!
Selena Gomez grabs the announcer's mic cable!
Selena Gomez chokes Victoria Justice with the microphone cable!
Victoria Justice gets loose by hitting Selena Gomez with the mic!
Selena Gomez whips Victoria Justice into the ropes... short lariat.
Selena Gomez grabs a Kendo Stick and starts whacking!
Victoria Justice suplexes Selena Gomez onto the concrete.
Selena Gomez tries to fight back but gets a bat to the back!
Victoria Justice throws Selena Gomez back into the ring.
Victoria Justice chops Selena Gomez in the corner.
The crowd shouts,WOOOOO!
Victoria Justice with a thumb in the eyes!
Victoria Justice rolls Selena Gomez up.
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
Selena Gomez's not out of this yet!
Selena Gomez elevates Victoria Justice...BODYSLAM!
Selena Gomez sets up a table in the ring,but it backfires when...
Victoria Justice suplexes Selena Gomez through the table!
NOTHING LEFT BUT SPLINTERS!
Victoria Justice whips Selena Gomez into the ropes...dropkick!
Selena Gomez smashes into a table that was propped up in the corner!
Victoria Justice sets a Trashcan in the middle of the ring...
Victoria Justice whips Selena Gomez into the ropes... powerslam onto the Trashcan!
BLOODY FACES and TWISTED STEEL!!!
They're fighting over a Trashcan Lid...
Selena Gomez smashes Victoria Justice with the Trashcan Lid!
Selena Gomez covers Victoria Justice.
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
Announcer Ms Kitty Katz: In this most BRUTAL confrontation...
Selena Gomez is the winner!
Referee Leslie Dunn raises Selena Gomez's hand!

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Hannah & Roxy the Bodyguard vs Team iCarly
In a Non-Title Match!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The Women's Freestyle Tag Team Champions...
Hannah and Roxy...Hannah & Roxy the Bodyguard!
And in the Blue Corner...
Sam Puckett is the current Women's Elite Champion...
Carly and Sam...Team iCarly!
DING DING DING
Carly with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip!
Carly chokes Hannah!
The Referee gets between them...
Carly breaks the hold!
Hannah rattles Carly's brains with a tremendous Headbutt!
Hannah gets Carly in a chokehold...
The Referee counts 1.2.3.4...
Hannah breaks the hold!
Carly tags in Sam!
Hannah outsmarts Sam with a Drop Toehold!
Hannah connects with a cresent kick!It floors Sam!
Hannah hits Sam with Brainbuster!There's a tag!
Sam,Superplex! Roxy can't get up!TAG!
Sam sits down on a Scorpian Deathlock!
Hannah is in agony!
Hannah tells the Referee,NO!
Sam applies the presure... Hannah TAPS!
DING DING DING
Sam Wins this one by submission!


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Skinny Jenny vs Lindsay Lohan
For the WWW TV Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
From Hawaii...Skinny Jenny!
And in the Blue Corner...
Wrestling out of Los Angeles...Lindsay Lohan!
DING DING DING
Skinny Jenny shows off some great chain wrestling moves!
Skinny Jenny throws Lindsay Lohan down & hits with an elbowdrop!
Skinny Jenny clamps on a Figure 4 Leglock! Lindsay Lohan breaks the hold!
Skinny Jenny takes Lindsay Lohan down with a Single Leg Pickup!
Lindsay Lohan gets Skinny Jenny in an Airplane Spin.
Skinny Jenny gets Lindsay Lohan in Leg Grapevine!
Skinny Jenny connects with a cresent kick!It floors Lindsay Lohan!
Lindsay Lohan,Superplex! Skinny Jenny can't get up!
Lindsay Lohan puts Skinny Jenny in a Sharpshooter!
Skinny Jenny tries to make it to the ropes,but gets dragged back by Lindsay Lohan!
Skinny Jenny hangs on...
Skinny Jenny can't take the pain & submits!
Lindsay Lohan gets a submission win over Skinny Jenny!
Lindsay Lohan is the NEW WWW TV Champion!


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The Lithuanian vs Giant Jayne
For the WWW National Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The current WWW National Champion...
From Lithuania...The Lithuanian!
And in the Blue Corner...
The challenger...
Wrestling out of NYC...Giant Jayne!
DING DING DING
Giant Jayne grabs on with a Greco Roman knucklelock!
Stepover & roll,Giant Jayne turns it into a shortarm scissors.
The Lithuanian quickly manuvers out of the hold.
Giant Jayne throws The Lithuanian into the ropes!
Duck down,attempted back bodydrop...
Ooh...Kick in the face,you can't telegraph your moves!
Giant Jayne gets The Lithuanian in an Abdominal Stretch!But The Lithuanian gets to the ropes!
Giant Jayne tries to wear down The Lithuanian with a front facelock!
Giant Jayne gets The Lithuanian in a headlock!
There's a switch and The Lithuanian gets a DDT!
The Lithuanian staggers a few steps then takes a nosedive!
The Lithuanian chokes Giant Jayne!
The Referee gets between them...
The Lithuanian breaks the hold!
Giant Jayne plants The Lithuanian with a Tombstone Piledriver!
1...
2...
The Lithuanian gets a shoulder up just in time!
The Lithuanian tosses Giant Jayne out of the ring!
The Lithuanian slams Giant Jayne's head into the ringpost!
The Lithuanian throws Giant Jayne back into the ring!
The Lithuanian jams a knee into Giant Jayne's face!Scissors Kick!!!
The Referee counts...
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
The Lithuanian gets a huge win over Giant Jayne!
The Lithuanian is STILL the WWW National Champion!


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Blonde Brazilian vs Jami G
For the WWW World Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The current WWW World Champion...
From Sao Pauulo,Brazil...Blonde Brazilian!
And in the Blue Corner...
The challenger...
Wrestling out of Chicago...Jami G!
DING DING DING
Jami G with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip!
Blonde Brazilian counters with a legsweep into a double leglock!
Jami G powers out,neither wrestler has the advantage.
Blonde Brazilian with a Scoop Slam!
Jami G is up quickly an retaliates with an open hand chop.
Blonde Brazilian pushes Jami G into the corner...vealtoss!
Jami G gets up quickly!Both wrestlers look a little frustrated.
Jami G scrambles Blonde Brazilian's brains with a headbutt!
Wait...Jami G is staggering too!
Blonde Brazilian with a whip...no it's reversed!
Blonde Brazilian crashes into the turnbuckles!
Jami G tries to wear down Blonde Brazilian with a front facelock!
Jami G gets Blonde Brazilian in a headlock!
There's a switch and Blonde Brazilian gets a DDT!
Blonde Brazilian staggers a few steps then takes a nosedive!
Blonde Brazilian chokes Jami G!
The Referee gets between them...
Blonde Brazilian breaks the hold!
Jami G attempts a move from the top but, Blonde Brazilian dropkicks Jami G!
Blonde Brazilian attempts a Hiptoss but... Jami G counters with a quick elbow!
Jami G gets flattened with a Powerslam!
Blonde Brazilian rolls Jami G up...
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Blonde Brazilian gets the win over Jami G!
Blonde Brazilian retains the WWW World Championship!



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[WTIC]

Good work by Selena!

iCarly girls looked great!

Lindsay is truly AWEsome!

Lithuanian can do whatever she wants to me!

Blonde B continues to roll!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Selena with a surprise win!I thought Victoria had her!

Carly looked tough in that one and there's no beating Sam...not even if you have "The Best of Both Worlds"!

Lindsay reclaimed The TV Title!Skinny Jenny's reign cut short!

Frankly I'm surprised The Lithuanian over powered and beat Giant Jayne.But when a 6 foot tall Lithuanian drops down on you with a scissors kick,there not much you can do.Giant Jayne went down!

Surprise...Blonde Brazilian pulls a win out of nowhere!The Brazilian countered Jami G's move,Jami G counters Blonde Brazilian's move...that powerslam was quick thinking on Blonde Brazilian's part.That is why she is WWW Champ!

Dr B