LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN Shows

[WTIC]

Exciting win for the Verms!

Way to go, Strong Machine!

Yay, all right Justice / "Lola"!

Hardbody Holly with a big win!

Hansen rebounded from his title loss nicely!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Verminators with a big win over Hilary & Jamie-Lynn!

Strong Machine beat Iron mane in Arm Wrestling but not easily

The Lolas win 2 out of 3 falls they are The NEW Women's Elite Tag Team Champions!

Jami G was no match for Hardbody Holly!HBH is Women's Elite Champion!

Hansen vs Dragonfire went down and Hansen emerges as The LGW Champion again!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Company - LGW/WGW

Announcer: Welcome to LGW/WGW SPLASHDOWN!
We're coming to you LIVE from Mobile,Alabama!
We have a GREAT show you tonight!

***Interview Segment***
Silver Mane tried a Sneak Attack but got a Chair to the Face!
Stan Hansen had a good laugh because Silver Mane's plan backfired!

***Ms Mondo Bondo vs Little T***
Ms Mondo Bondo vs Little T :Match thrown out

***Kid Creole vs "Deathrow" Bodine***
Kid Creole vs "Deathrow" Bodine :Both wrestlers were counted out

***The Farmhands vs Hak & Liberty***
The Farmhands wins by submission

***Megan the Gymnast vs Beth the Bartender***
Beth the Bartender gets a big win using a devastating DDT

***Alison Stoner vs Tonya Harding in a Bare Knucks Brawl***
Alison Stoner knocks Tonya Harding out with wicked Roundhouse Right

***The Verminators vs The DOP for the WGW Tag Team Title***
Kelly Bundy blocks Stephanie Paine's Guillotine Legdrop,and got a submission win
The Verminators are the WGW Tag Team Champions

***Nani B vs Sam Puckett for the WGW Title in a 1st Blood Match***
Nani B busts Sam Puckett open with a Bat Bash,she is the WGW Champion

***Stan Hansen vs Silver Mane for the LGW Title in a Falls Count Anywhere Match***
Stan Hansen KOs Silver Mane and gets a pin in the Boiler Room
Security has to pull Stan Hansen off of Silver Mane The Ref threatens with a $10,000 fine

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Your show is in the basement!FOURTH place!Do you wanna get CANCELED?
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[WTIC]

My money's on Little T next time!

Kid Creole? Where are The Coconuts? Remember that horrible music?

Farmhands married the Farmer's Daughters from GLOW, LOL!

Megan had been doing so well...

Stoner needs a Belt soon!

Kelly Bundy could make me submit anytime! ;D

Yay, Nani B!

Hansen was out for blood!

4th? Wow, I thought the card was better than that!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Little T is usually pretty successful in prelims.Ms Mondo has been up and down.

Hey you're right!Kid Creole and The Coconuts...forgetable 80s act?Actually I got the name by taking Elvis' "King Creole' and "Kid Galahad" and combining the names.

I always saw The Farmhands as coming from Hazzard County less popular neighboring town.

Megan was doing good but Beth is one onery Bartender!

Alison Stoner has had 4 for 4 KOs!Not bad for a High School Musical star!

I've only seen Stephanie Paine submit one other time that was to her arch nemesis Chandra!Bundy did good!

Once again Nani B puts Sam Puckett in her place!

Hansen is going wild!I think he's tired of The Manes getting all the big breaks.

4th place...well Nick was running The iCarly movie "iRipped my Panties",ABC Family had Boy Meets World the episode where Topanga dumps Correy to date the local hoodlum and The Cartoon Network mistakenly ran X-Rated Fritz The Cat!Boy were their faces red!

Dr B

[WTIC]

"I Ripped My Panties", LMAO! Now THERE'S an episode I would record!

Topanga dates the local hood? Wasn't his name "Harley Kiner" or something like that?

Fritz the Cat, LOL! It can't be any worse than X-rated FELIX the cat, hehehhee!

[Dr B]

I think his name was Harley.That's the guy who's father was Vader!hahaha!

I actually paid to see Fritz the Cat...how can a cartoon be X Rated???BTW it was showing a The Drive Inn how stupid is that?

Dr B

[WTIC]

LOL! Yeah, porn at drive-ins! Now THAT'S American all the way! Yay!

[Dr B]

I think that was why they made it so X Rated movies could only be shown at walk in theaters.

Dr B

[WTIC]

I HEART cartoon porn, hehehhehee! ;D

Okay, kidding. But we do need to get drive-ins back in business... especially now that I'm old enough to drive!

[Dr B]

Have you ever snuck into a Drive In?Dina our drummer carried a board to put over the spikes.You could also reverse up the exit road,the spikes couldn't get you if you're driving in reverse.Porno Drive ins...maybe in Nevada.

Dr B

[WTIC]

No, never snuck in. I was too young for drive-ins when they were around. We had one in my hometown, but that was taken down a long time ago.

[Dr B]

Ours was converted into a pretencious,overly expensive school called Le Jardin Academy.The ones I went to in the Bay Area had the sound broadcast on AM radio.They also had these Drive Ins that were next to each other with one screen on one side and another screen on the other.

You mean you never made out with girls at the drive in?I guess by the time you were born Drive Ins were mostly on their way out.Drive In,extremely scary movies and girls...great combination!I saw the Excorcist and Suspiria at that Drive In.Suspira scared my sister and my niece so much,they faked being sick and went home.When they saw Suspiria as adults they still wouldn't go to the bathroom alone!

Dr B

[Dr B]

Legend Galaxy Wrestling/Womens' Galaxy Wrestling



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***THE PRELIMS***

VM vs Pajama Party
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
Veruka and Mandella...VM!
And in the Blue Corner...
PJ Vanessa and PJ Kathy...Pajama Party!
DING DING DING
PJ Vanessa takes Veruka down with a hiptoss!
PJ Kathy flings Mandella into the turnbuckles!
Rollup!
No only a 2 count!
PJ Vanessa chops Veruka,the crowd shouts WOO!
Mandella hits PJ Vanessa with Brainbuster!
Mandella locks up with PJ Kathy,they fight for position!
PJ Vanessa clocks Mandella with a Double Underhook DDT!
PJ Kathy attempts a Shooting Star Press but, Mandella dropkicks PJ Kathy!
PJ Kathy with a Brainbuster!
Mandella with a quick rollup!FEET ON THE ROPES!
The Referee counts!
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
VM is your winner!

The Jackal vs Bret Landrum
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
From Egypt...The Jackal!
And in the Blue Corner...
Wrestling out of Canada...Bret Landrum!
DING DING DING
Bret Landrum takes The Jackal down with a hiptoss!
Bret Landrum has The Jackal up...Vertical Suplex!
The Jackal uses the old Flip,Flop & Fly!
Bret Landrum hits The Jackal with Brainbuster!
Bret Landrum locks up with The Jackal,they fight for position!
The Jackal chokes Bret Landrum!
The Referee gets between them...
The Jackal breaks the hold!
The Jackal connects with a cresent kick!It floors Bret Landrum!
Bret Landrum executes a Hurrakinrana!
The Jackal gets Bret Landrum in an Abdominal Stretch!
It looks like...
No not yet...
YES!Bret Landrum taps out!
DING DING DING
The Jackal wins this one by submission!

Tom the Postman vs Punchdrunk Abe
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
From The Post Office...Tom the Postman!
And in the Blue Corner...
Wrestling out of The Local Bar...Punchdrunk Abe!
DING DING DING
Punchdrunk Abe takes Tom the Postman down with a hiptoss!
Tom the Postman slams Punchdrunk Abe's head into the turnbuckle!
Rollup!
Kickout!
Punchdrunk Abe brains Tom the Postman with a Piledriver!
1...
2...
Tom the Postman is up!
Punchdrunk Abe follows Tom the Postman into the corner with a lariat!
Tom the Postman gets Punchdrunk Abe with a drop toehold.
Punchdrunk Abe,Reverse Neckbreaker on Tom the Postman.
Tom the Postman connects with a cresent kick!It floors Punchdrunk Abe!
Punchdrunk Abe executes a Hurrakinrana!
Punchdrunk Abe with a Backslide!
The Referee counts...
1...
2...
3...
DING DING DING
Punchdrunk Abe is your winner!

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WGW Tag Team Titles

The Verminators vs. The Davidsons
For the WGW Tag Team Championship!
In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match!
Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner...
They're the WGW Tag Team Champions & masters of the Verminator
And the Slayer...Kelly Bundy & Buffy TV Slayer!
The Verminators!
And in the blue corner...
The Challengers...
Their Motorcity Slam is devestating...
And their Hardtail Stretcher is unstoppable... Harlene Davidson & Charlene Davidson!
The Davidsons!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go...
Harlene Davidson hands Charlene Davidson a barbwire bat!
Charlene Davidson nails Buffy TV Slayer with the barbwire bat.
Shaylene Tanner: Charlene Davidson knocked Buffy TV Slayer clear into next week!
Harlene Davidson puts Kelly Bundy in a crossface chickenwing.
Harlene Davidson trys to make Kelly Bundy submit.
Kelly Bundy breaks the hold.
Harlene Davidson rips Kelly Bundy's eyes along the top rope.
Harlene Davidson gets Kelly Bundy in a torture rack backbreaker.
Harlene Davidson trys to make Kelly Bundy submit.
Kelly Bundy breaks the hold.
Harlene Davidson gets Kelly Bundy in a leg grapevine.
Charlene Davidson tosses a trashcan into the ring!
Harlene Davidson hits Kelly Bundy with the trashcan.
Shaylene Tanner: Just like trash day in my neighborhood!
Buffy TV Slayer nails Harlene Davidson with a piledriver.
Harlene Davidson takes Kelly Bundy down with a flying forearm.
Harlene Davidson rolls Kelly Bundy up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Harlene Davidson's not gonna pin Kelly Bundy that easily!
Harlene Davidson chops Kelly Bundy in the corner.
Harlene Davidson rakes the eyes & takes Kelly Bundy down.
Harlene Davidson rolls Kelly Bundy up.
Kelly Bundy shrugs Harlene Davidson off!
The fight goes to the outside!
Kelly Bundy slams Harlene Davidson's head into the announcer's table.
The Verminators throws Harlene Davidson back into the ring!
Harlene Davidson slams Kelly Bundy over the top rope and onto the floor!
Harlene Davidson throws the bell at Kelly Bundy!
CLANG! Kelly Bundy may be hurt.
Harlene Davidson throws Kelly Bundy back into the ring.
Kelly Bundy executes a kneedrop from the top.
Kelly Bundy covers Harlene Davidson.
Kickout! Harlene Davidson still has a lot of fight !
Harlene Davidson chops Kelly Bundy in the corner.
Harlene Davidson rakes the eyes & takes Kelly Bundy down.
The Davidsons doubleteams,then kicks Kelly Bundy through the ropes!
Harlene Davidson suplexes Kelly Bundy through a table.
Shaylene Tanner: Ooh that's gotta hurt!
The Davidsons throws Kelly Bundy back into the ring.
Harlene Davidson whips Buffy TV Slayer into the ropes...dropkick.
Kelly Bundy hits the Verminator.
Kelly Bundy covers Harlene Davidson.
Kickout! Harlene Davidson still has a lot of fight !
Harlene Davidson rips at Kelly Bundy's eyes.
Kelly Bundy gets Harlene Davidson in a Slayer!
Harlene Davidson connects with a standing dropkick.
Harlene Davidson suplexes Kelly Bundy onto the concrete.
Charlene Davidson holds Buffy TV Slayer while Harlene Davidson works over Kelly Bundy!
Harlene Davidson throws Kelly Bundy back into the ring.
Harlene Davidson rolls Kelly Bundy up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Harlene Davidson's not gonna pin Kelly Bundy that easily!
Harlene Davidson rips at Kelly Bundy's eyes.
Kelly Bundy whips Charlene Davidson into the ropes... powerslam.
Buffy TV Slayer nails Harlene Davidson with a spinning plancha.
Shaylene Tanner:Oh man! Harlene Davidson got hit hard that time!
Kelly Bundy suplex over the top!
Kelly Bundy whips Harlene Davidson into the ringpost.
The Verminators toss Harlene Davidson back into the ring.
They're taking the fight goes to the ringside area!
Harlene Davidson hits a bulldog on the floor!
Shaylene Tanner: Wow head first into the concrete!
Harlene Davidson throws Kelly Bundy back into the ring.
Harlene Davidson gets Kelly Bundy in a leg grapevine.
Harlene Davidson trys to make Kelly Bundy submit.
Kelly Bundy breaks the hold.
Harlene Davidson gets Kelly Bundy in a leg grapevine.
Harlene Davidson trys to make Kelly Bundy submit.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Kelly Bundy.
Kelly Bundy won't give up
Kelly Bundy's holding on...
Kelly Bundy submits!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Harlene Davidson!
The Davidsons are the NEW WGW Tag Team Champions!
Referee Joanie Lee raises The Davidsons's hands!

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Sexy Hollywood Wrestling League Title

Christy C Romano vs Alison Stoner
For the SHWL Championship!
Announcer Shaylene Tanner:
In the Red Corner...
The current SHWL Champion...
From Sacremento...Christy C Romano!
And in the Blue Corner...
The challenger...
Wrestling out of Los Angeles...Alison Stoner!
DING DING DING
Alison Stoner and Christy C Romano lockup.
Christy C Romano tries to turn it into a hiptoss!
But,Alison Stoner blocks it.
Christy C Romano throws Alison Stoner into the ropes!
Armhook...switch...Alison Stoner with a reverse Russian Legsweep!
Alison Stoner drops Christy C Romano with an elbow between the eyes!
Elbowdrop,again and again!Jumping heeldrop!
Alison Stoner tries to slow Christy C Romano down!
Alison Stoner wears Christy C Romano down with a reverse chancery.
Christy C Romano stuns Alison Stoner with a hard shot to the head!
Scoop Slam!
Alison Stoner gets Christy C Romano in a chokehold...
The Referee counts 1.2.3.4...
Alison Stoner breaks the hold!
Alison Stoner attempts a move from the top but, Christy C Romano dropkicks Alison Stoner!
Christy C Romano attempts a Hiptoss but... Alison Stoner counters with a quick elbow!
Alison Stoner puts Christy C Romano in a Sharpshooter!
Christy C Romano tries to make it to the ropes,but gets dragged back by Alison Stoner!
Christy C Romano hangs on...
Christy C Romano can't take the pain & submits!
DING DING DING
Alison Stoner gets a submission win over Christy C Romano!
Alison Stoner is the NEW SHWL Champion!

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Women's' Galaxy Wrestling Title

Nani B vs. Succubus
For the WGW championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
She's the WGW champion...
The master of the Reverse Heelkick
And the Clawhold...Nani B!
And in the blue corner...
The challenger...
Her Firebomb is the best in Wrestling...
And her SoulTaker is unstoppable... Succubus!
The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Succubus brainbuster on a steel chair.
Nani B's fans are irrate they boo loudly!
Succubus nails Nani B with a guillotine legdrop.
Succubus rolls Nani B up.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Succubus's not gonna get her that easily!
Succubus nails Nani B with a powerbomb.
Lawler: Ooh you can bet that hurt!
Succubus bites Nani B's head & spits blood.
Succubus gets Nani B in a camel clutch.
Nani B executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair.
CLANG! Lawler: That'll make you see double!
Succubus nails Nani B with a guillotine legdrop.
Succubus takes Nani B down with a flying forearm.
Nani B gets Succubus in a backbreaker.
Nani B covers Succubus.
Kickout! Succubus still has a lot of fight in her!
Nani B nails Succubus with a closed fist!
Succubus scoots out of the ring to slow the match down.
Nani B nails Succubus from behind!
Nani B drags her back and throws her back into the ring!
Nani B covers Succubus.
Referee Joanie Lee counts...
ONE!
Succubus kicks out at one!
Nani B gets Succubus in a full nelson.
Succubus gets Nani B in a torture rack backbreaker.
Succubus trys to make her submit.
Nani B breaks the hold.
Succubus gets Nani B in a leg grapevine.
Succubus trys to make her submit.
Referee Joanie Lee checks Nani B.
She won't give up
She's holding on...
Nani B submits!
Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Succubus!
Referee Joanie Lee raises the NEW champion's hand!

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Legends Galaxy Wrestling "Flying Eagle" Galactic Title

Stan Hansen vs. Fred Blassie
For the LGW championship!
Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner...
He is the LGW champion...
The master of the Lariat
And the Hammerlock...Stan Hansen!
And in the blue corner...
His Facebite is the best in Wrestling...
And his Double Armbar is unstoppable... Fred Blassie!
The Referee for the match is Rick Santos.
The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go...
Fred Blassie gets Stan Hansen in a torture rack backbreaker.
Fred Blassie trys to make him submit.
Stan Hansen breaks the hold.
Fred Blassie whips Stan Hansen into the ropes... sleeperhold.
Referee Rick Santos checks Stan Hansen.
Stan Hansen breaks the hold.
Fred Blassie takes Stan Hansen down with a hiptoss.
Fred Blassie nails Stan Hansen with a barbwire bat.
Lawler: Fred Blassie knocked him clear into next week!
Stan Hansen executes a spinebuster onto a chair.
Fred Blassie nails Stan Hansen with a frog splash.
Fred Blassie rolls Stan Hansen up.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
Fred Blassie's not gonna get him that easily!
Fred Blassie hits him with a steel chair.
Stan Hansen has been busted wide open!
Fred Blassie connects with a standing dropkick.
Fred Blassie rolls Stan Hansen up.
Referee Rick Santos counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell...
DING DING DING!
The winner of the match... Fred Blassie!
Rick Santos raises the NEW champion's hand!

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[WTIC]

VM cheated!

Jackal with a fine victory there!

Abe was the better wrestler in that one!

Tough loss for the Verms!

Stoner wins the Belt! Yay!

I thought Nani B was gonna win!

Blassie proving he's no "pencil-necked geek"!