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Post by Dr B on Apr 5, 2015 16:34:30 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Shalom and welcome to UEW's Super Sunday Easter PPV! We have some great matchups! We're gonna show you why UEW is Last of the great Wrestling Territories!
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The Spears vs The NGO Time Limit Draw
The Ogre vs The Destroyer 12m 26s The Destroyer wins by submission
Dragon Yamato vs The Jackal 1m 44s Yamato gets a pin
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Barth Gimble:The Spears and The NgO go to a Time Limit draw. The Destroyer picks up his 1st win and Dragon Yamato pins The Jackal.
Shaylene Tanner:Up next a 4 Person Battle Royal.
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***BATTLE ROYAL*** The Dragon vs Bone Cry vs Jiruba vs Propopolis 8m 09s Bone Cry is Eliminated 11m 57s The Dragon is eliminated 17m 35s Jiruba is eliminated Micro Propopolis wins the match
Gan Garn vs Harock 10m 39s Harock wins by submission
The Authority vs Dr B & Succubus The Authority get the win when Succubus is counted out
***Octagon Match*** Kharma Kong vs Ninjagirl 11m 05s Ninjagirl KOs Kharma Kong
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Shaylene Tanner:Micro Propopolis gets a big win,Harock makes Garn tap out.The Authority get a win by countout and for the 2nd time Ninjagirl knocks Kharma Kong out!
Barth Gimble:Up next Bartender Beth is back!She has Haedbody Holly in her sights!Loser MUST Retire from Wrestling...
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Bartender Beth vs Hardbody Holly Loser Must Retire from Wrestling There Must Be a Winner 8m 49s Bartender Beth gets a submission win with a Kabel Naria 3m 23s Bartender Beth wins the match by submission. Hardbody Holly must retire and Dr B must appoint a new Commissioner!
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Dr B:Bartender Beth wins the match.Hardbody Holly must retire.We will say goodbye to 15 time W-UEW Champion,former QOTC,former W-UEW Tag Champion with Beulah and UEW / WWW Commissioner since 2006!
Bartender Beth shakes Harbody Holly's hand then goes up the ramp. Beulah and Lalaine come down to the ring to say a last goodbye.EVP Kelly,Jr VP OK Kid,GM Trina Vega and Trainer Futura Momerson make their way to the ring.They say their last goodbyes.Ms Monro calls for Security to escort Hardbody Holly to the backstage area...
Barth Gimble:The Machines get one last chanceto win the UEW Women's Tag Titles!They've failed on the past 4 atempts.The MeanGirls have destroyed all Tag Teams that faced them.Cand The Machines do it? Let's go to the ring...
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***UEW WOMENS TAG TITLE MATCH***
MeanGirls vs The Machines 40m 14s Lightning Machine pins Jade West 14m 42s Jade West pins Thunder Machine 23m 43s Lightning Machine uses a small package to capture the 3rd fall The Machines are the NEW UEW Womens Tag Team Champions
***WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH***
IMG]http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/uewdrb/wtv.jpg[/IMG] Tracy Beaker vs Crazy Cat Lady The match goes to a time limit draw Beaker retains The World Television Championship! *************************************************** Barth Gimble:The match ended in a draw Tracy Beaker is still The World Television Champion!The Machines have their 2nd Tag Team title reign! Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion The Titan takes on The Canadian Brad Love! *************************************************** The Titan vs The Canadian Brad Love For the UEW Unified World Championship! 11m 21s The Titan makes The Canadian tap with a Half Boston Crab The Titan retains The UEW Unified World Championship! *************************************************** Shaylene Tanner:The Titan is still unbeaten he is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!See you next time on Ultimate Extreme Wrestling! *************************************************** UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Apr 5, 2015 16:35:48 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Shalom and welcome to UEW's Super Sunday Easter PPV! We have some great matchups! We're gonna show you why UEW is Last of the great Wrestling Territories!
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***BATTLE ROYAL*** The Dragon vs Bone Cry vs Jiruba vs Propopolis 8m 09s Bone Cry is Eliminated 11m 57s The Dragon is eliminated 17m 35s Jiruba is eliminated Micro Propopolis wins the match
Gan Garn vs Harock 10m 39s Harock wins by submission
The Authority vs Dr B & Succubus The Authority get the win when Succubus is counted out
***Octagon Match*** Kharma Kong vs Ninjagirl 11m 05s Ninjagirl KOs Kharma Kong
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Shaylene Tanner:Micro Propopolis gets a big win,Harock makes Garn tap out.The Authority get a win by countout and for the 2nd time Ninjagirl knocks Kharma Kong out!
Barth Gimble:Up next Bartender Beth is back!She has Hardbody Holly in her sights!Loser MUST Retire from Wrestling...
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Bartender Beth vs Hardbody Holly Loser Must Retire from Wrestling There Must Be a Winner 8m 49s Bartender Beth gets a submission win with a Kabel Naria 3m 23s Bartender Beth wins the match by submission. Hardbody Holly must retire and Dr B must appoint a new Commissioner!
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Dr B:Bartender Beth wins the match.Hardbody Holly must retire.We will say goodbye to 15 time W-UEW Champion,former QOTC,former W-UEW Tag Champion with Beulah and UEW / WWW Commissioner since 2006!
Bartender Beth shakes Hardbody Holly's hand then goes up the ramp. Beulah and Lalaine come down to the ring to say a last goodbye.EVP Kelly,Jr VP OK Kid,GM Trina Vega and Trainer Futura Momerson make their way to the ring.They say their last goodbyes.Ms Monro calls for Security to escort Hardbody Holly to the backstage area...
Barth Gimble:The Machines get one last chanceto win the UEW Women's Tag Titles!They've failed on the past 4 atempts.The MeanGirls have destroyed all Tag Teams that faced them.Can The Machines do it? Let's go to the ring...
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***UEW WOMENS TAG TITLE MATCH***
MeanGirls vs The Machines 40m 14s Lightning Machine pins Jade West 14m 42s Jade West pins Thunder Machine 23m 43s Lightning Machine uses a small package to capture the 3rd fall The Machines are the NEW UEW Womens Tag Team Champions
***WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH***
IMG]http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh286/uewdrb/wtv.jpg[/IMG] Tracy Beaker vs Crazy Cat Lady The match goes to a time limit draw Beaker retains The World Television Championship! *************************************************** Barth Gimble:The match ended in a draw Tracy Beaker is still The World Television Champion!The Machines have their 2nd Tag Team title reign! Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion The Titan takes on The Canadian Brad Love! *************************************************** The Titan vs The Canadian Brad Love For the UEW Unified World Championship! 11m 21s The Titan makes The Canadian tap with a Half Boston Crab The Titan retains The UEW Unified World Championship! *************************************************** Shaylene Tanner:The Titan is still unbeaten he is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!See you next time on Ultimate Extreme Wrestling! *************************************************** UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Apr 17, 2015 4:14:30 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling!
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Pigman vs Wonderboy-Pigman gets a pin
Angel Gertrude vs Kirsten The Crusher-Match stopped due to excessive bleeding
Gan Gan vs Bone Cry-Bone Cry scores a TKO
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Barth Gimble:Pigman gets another win.Angel and The Crusher fought a great match but it was stopped because both contestants were bleeding profusely.Bone Cry scores a TKO over Gan Gan.
Shaylene Tanner:Up next a Texas Tornado Match!
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HHH & Chyna vs Dr B & Ms Monro Chyna gets a submission win
Von Trap vs Tattoo - Von Trap scores a KO
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Shaylene Tanner:Ms Monro stood her ground,she clothelines HHH several time in the early goings knocking HHH off his feet.The match turns into an all out brawl.The match ends when Chyna appies a Hanging Necklock forcing Ms Monro to tap out.Von Trap KOs former Champ Tattoo!
Barth Gimble:Up next Lalaine says she can pin World Television Champion, Tracy Beaker in less than 10 minutes...
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Lalaine vs Tracy Beaker Non-Title Match The Match goes to a time limit draw.
Lalaine shakes Tracy Beaker's hand.Then leaves in a huff. She could not beat Tracy in 10 minutes.
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Shaylene Tanner:This is unbelievable!Tracy Beaker lasted the whole 10 minutes with a 15 time World Champion!
Barth Gimble:The MeanGirls are being challenged for their Number One Contender spot by some team named The Mysterians.Who the heck is that???Do they even deserve this match?
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***NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH*** The MeanGirls vs The Mysterians 41m 16s Mysterian 1 gets a submission with a La Magistral
The Mysterians remove their masks...What the???It's Tori Vega and her new partner Cece Jones!
Tori Vega:T&C are THE number one contenders!MeanGirls,you want more? Me and Cece will wrestle you anytime anywhere!
***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Bartender Kathleen vs Ninjagirl 1.Bartender Kathleen gets a submission with a Kabel Naria 2.Bartender Kathleen wins the match by submission Bartender Kathleen retains The Women's Championship!
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Barth Gimble:Ninjagirl is livid!She feels she was screwed to put Bartnder Kathleen over!Ninjagirl challenges Bartender Kathleen to 3 Match Gauntlet!She says if she loses she will give her Women's Elite Title Belt to Bartender Kathleen...
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion The Titan takes on 7' 6" Giant Shiva from India!
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The Titan vs Giant Shiva For the UEW Unified World Championship! 16m 29s The Titan makes Giant Shiva tap with a Neck Lock The Titan retains The UEW Unified World Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Titan is still unbeaten he is YOUR UEW Unified World Champion!Not even a 7' 6" Giant could stop The Titan! See you next time on Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Apr 26, 2015 14:29:24 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling!
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The Keatons vs Keani & Moani - Moani wins it with a BBW Splash
Angel Gertrude vs Rockin' Rene - Angel Gertrude gets a pin
Bone Cry vs Wolfe Byrne - Referee stops the match
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Barth Gimble:Keani & Moani return and get a big win. Angel Gertrude pinned Rockin' Rene and The Referee Stops the Cry vs Byrne match due to accessive violence.
Shaylene Tanner:Up next a Texas Tornado Match!
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HHH & Chyna vs Dr B & Ms Monro Chyna gets a submission win
Von Trap vs Tattoo - Von Trap scores a KO
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Shaylene Tanner:Ms Monro stood her ground,she clothelines HHH several time in the early goings knocking HHH off his feet.The match turns into an all out brawl.The match ends when Chyna appies a Hanging Necklock forcing Ms Monro to tap out.Von Trap KOs former Champ Tattoo!
Barth Gimble:Up next old friends split by petty jealousy.Cece Jones and Rocky Blue will settle their differences here...
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Cece Jones vs Rocky Blue 2 out of 3 fall 1.21m 38s Cece Jones takes the fall by Knockout! 2.3m 43s Cece uses a Mounted Palm Blow to win the match
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Shaylene Tanner:Cece Jones trained hard at the Power Planet Training Facility this week and it paid off.Rocky has a height,weight and strength advantage,but Cece used speed,agility and a knowledge of leverage to take two straight falls!
Barth Gimble:The American National Champion is here.It will be Chicky Walker against Mohawk Miley the title is on the line!
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***American National Title Match*** Chicky Walker vs Mohawk Miley For the American National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current American National Champion... From Louisiana...Chicky Walker! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Tennessee...Mohawk Miley! DING DING DING Chicky Walker and Mohawk Miley hookup in a Greco Roman knucklelock! They go shoulder to shoulder trying to get an advantage. Chicky Walker falls back and monkey flips Mohawk Miley! Chicky Walker whips Mohawk Miley into the ropes! Criss Cross! Chicky Walker takes Mohawk Miley down with an armdrag! Mohawk Miley chops Chicky Walker chops back! They're trading chops! Mohawk Miley rakes the eyes! A hard knife edge chop knocks Chicky Walker down! Mohawk Miley hits Chicky Walker with a lariat! Mohawk Miley nails Chicky Walker with an atomic drop! Chicky Walker is down! Chicky Walker applies a front facelock... Mohawk Miley is getting worn out! Chicky Walker holds on! Mohawk Miley backs into the corner to break the hold! Chicky Walker smashes Mohawk Miley with a running splash! Chicky Walker tosses Mohawk Miley out of the ring! Chicky Walker slams Mohawk Miley's head into the ringpost! Chicky Walker throws Mohawk Miley back into the ring! Chicky Walker with a Chicky Kick!Mohawk Miley didn't see it coming! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Chicky Walker hammered Mohawk Miley with a Chicky Kick & gets the win! Chicky Walker is STILL the American National Champion!
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***THREE MATCH GAUNTLET MATCH*** Bartender Kathleen vs. Ninjagirl Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner... She's the master of the Flying Lariat And the Kabel Naria...Bartender Kathleen! And in the blue corner... Her Ninjakick is the best in Wrestling... And her Japanese Clawhod is unstoppable... Ninjagirl! The Referee for the match is Beulah. The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns! Referee Beulah calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go... Ninjagirl suplexes Bartender Kathleen. She trys to roll Bartender Kathleen up... Bartender Kathleen escapes. Ninjagirl rolls Bartender Kathleen up. Referee Beulah counts... ONE! Ninjagirl's not gonna get her that easily! Ninjagirl executes a crucifix on Bartender Kathleen. Ninjagirl rolls Bartender Kathleen up. Referee Beulah counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Beulah calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... Ninjagirl
Bartender Kathleen vs. Ninjagirl Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner... She's the master of the Flying Lariat And the Kabel Naria...Bartender Kathleen! And in the blue corner... Her Ninjakick is the best in Wrestling... And her Japanese Clawhold is unstoppable... Ninjagirl! The Referee for the match is Beulah. The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns! Referee Beulah calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go... Ninjagirl suplexes Bartender Kathleen through a table. Lawler: Ooh that's gotta hurt! Ninjagirl throws her back into the ring. Ninjagirl rolls Bartender Kathleen up. Bartender Kathleen shrugs Ninjagirl off! Ninjagirl whips Bartender Kathleen into the ropes... sleeperhold. Referee Beulah checks Bartender Kathleen. Bartender Kathleen breaks the hold. Bartender Kathleen nails Ninjagirl with a closed fist! Ninjagirl scoots out of the ring to slow the match down. Bartender Kathleen nails Ninjagirl from behind! Bartender Kathleen drags her back and throws her back into the ring! Bartender Kathleen whips Ninjagirl into the ropes... powerslam. Bartender Kathleen slams Ninjagirl to the canvas. Ninjagirl punches Bartender Kathleen! Bartender Kathleen goes to the outside to slow the match down. Ninjagirl nails her with a suicide dive! Ninjagirl throws her back into the ring. Ninjagirl rakes Bartender Kathleen's face. Referee Beulah warns Ninjagirl. Ninjagirl rolls Bartender Kathleen up. Bartender Kathleen shrugs Ninjagirl off! Ninjagirl takes Bartender Kathleen down with a hiptoss. Bartender Kathleen executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair. CLANG! Lawler: That'll make you see double! Bartender Kathleen covers Ninjagirl. Referee Beulah counts... ONE! Ninjagirl kicks out at one! Ninjagirl hits her with a steel chair. Bartender Kathleen has been busted wide open! Bartender Kathleen whips Ninjagirl into the ropes... powerslam. Ninjagirl takes Bartender Kathleen down with a kick in the gut. Bartender Kathleen hits the Flying Lariat. Ninjagirl & Bartender Kathleen double clothesline.Both women are down! Referee Beulah checks Ninjagirl & Bartender Kathleen are down. One! Two! Three... Bartender Kathleen & Ninjagirl could be out... Ninjagirl nails Bartender Kathleen with a powerbomb. Lawler: Ooh you can bet that hurt! Bartender Kathleen throws Ninjagirl into the announcer's table. Bartender Kathleen tosses her back into the ring. Bartender Kathleen gets Ninjagirl in a sleeperhold. Referee Beulah checks Ninjagirl. Referee Beulah holds Ninjagirl's arm up. It falls limply... Ninjagirl could be out... Bartender Kathleen gets Ninjagirl in a full nelson. Ninjagirl nails Bartender Kathleen with a barbwire bat. Lawler: Ninjagirl knocked her clear into next week! Ninjagirl gets Bartender Kathleen in a STF. Lawler: Ow normal people don't bend that way! Bartender Kathleen throws Ninjagirl over the top to the floor. Bartender Kathleen tosses her back into the ring. Ninjagirl nails Bartender Kathleen with a frog splash. Bartender Kathleen nails Ninjagirl with a closed fist! Ninjagirl scoots out of the ring to slow the match down. Bartender Kathleen nails Ninjagirl from behind! Bartender Kathleen drags her back and throws her back into the ring! Bartender Kathleen gets Ninjagirl in a Kabel Naria! Ninjagirl suplexes Bartender Kathleen onto the concrete. Ninjagirl throws her back into the ring. Bartender Kathleen executes monkeyflip. Bartender Kathleen whips Ninjagirl into the guardrail. Bartender Kathleen tosses her back into the ring. Bartender Kathleen gets her in a scorpian deathlock. Ninjagirl rakes Bartender Kathleen's face. Referee Beulah warns Ninjagirl. Ninjagirl chops her in the corner. She rakes her eyes & takes Bartender Kathleen down. Bartender Kathleen gets Ninjagirl in a Kabel Naria! Ninjagirl takes Bartender Kathleen down with a kick in the gut. Bartender Kathleen whips Ninjagirl into the ropes... powerslam. Bartender Kathleen covers Ninjagirl. Referee Beulah counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Beulah calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Bartender Kathleen is the winner! Beulah raises Bartender Kathleen's hand!
Bartender Kathleen vs Ninjagirl For the UEW Women's Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Women's Champion... From Hawaii...Bartender Kathleen! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Japan...Ninjagirl! DING DING DING Ninjagirl goes from a collar & elbow to a waistlock! Standing switch,another switch Ninjagirl gets the advantage. Ninjagirl turns it into a hammerlock,stepout, Bartender Kathleen tries a Salto Suplex. But,Ninjagirl blocks and cinches up on a headlock! Bartender Kathleen escapes. Bartender Kathleen throws Ninjagirl into the ropes! Armhook...switch...Ninjagirl with a reverse Russian Legsweep! Ninjagirl chops Bartender Kathleen chops back! They're trading chops! Ninjagirl rakes the eyes! A hard knife edge chop knocks Bartender Kathleen down! Ninjagirl tries to wear down Bartender Kathleen with a front facelock! Ninjagirl gets Bartender Kathleen in a headlock! There's a switch and Bartender Kathleen gets a DDT! Bartender Kathleen staggers a few steps then takes a nosedive! Bartender Kathleen with a swinging neckbreaker. Ninjagirl is dazed. Ninjagirl attempts a move from the top but, Bartender Kathleen dropkicks Ninjagirl! Ninjagirl,Superplex! Bartender Kathleen can't get up! 1... How do you kickout from a move like that?!?! Ninjagirl with an Inside Cradle! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Ninjagirl defeats Bartender Kathleen by pinfall! Ninjagirl is the NEW UEW Women's Champion!
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Barth Gimble:Ninjagirl does what she said she would do!She defeated Bartender Kathleen in 2 out of 3 matches!Ninjagirl is THE UEW Women's and Women's Elite Champion!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion The Titan takes on "The Wild Bull of The Pampas" The Ogre!
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The Titan vs The Ogre For the UEW Unified World Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Unified World Champion... From Japan...The Titan! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Argentina...The Ogre! DING DING DING The Ogre grabs on with a Greco Roman knucklelock! Stepover & roll,The Ogre turns it into a shortarm scissors. The Titan quickly manuvers out of the hold. The Ogre has The Titan up...bodyslam! The Ogre drops The Titan with an elbow between the eyes! Elbowdrop,again and again!Jumping heeldrop! The Ogre tries to slow The Titan down! The Ogre tries to wear down The Titan with a front facelock! The Ogre nails The Titan with an atomic drop! The Titan is down! The Ogre,Reverse Neckbreaker on The Titan. The Titan connects with a cresent kick!It floors The Ogre! 1... 2... NO...Only a Two Count! The Titan attempts a Hiptoss but... The Ogre counters with a quick elbow! Mounted Palm Blow by The Titan! The Titan rolls The Ogre up! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING The Titan gets the win! The Titan manages to hold on to the UEW Unified World Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Titan stunned The Ogre with a mounted palm blow and pinned him!He is your UEW Unified World Champion!Undefeated still after about 2 months! See you next time on Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on May 5, 2015 17:33:54 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling!
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Keani & Moani vs The P-Girls - Keani & Moani connect with a Diving Double Headbutt!Keani gets the pin!
Angel Gertrude vs Wendi Micelli - Both wrestlers counted while brawing at ringside
Wah Hun Lo vs Sal Manila - Sal wins it with a Manila Folder
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Barth Gimble:Keani & Moani with another BIG win Angel Gertrude & Wendi Micelli got counted out and Sal Manila gets a submission win.
Shaylene Tanner:Up next a Texas Tornado Match!
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The Warriors (Zendaya & Kharma Kong) vs Hunt and Witt 29m 52s Kharma Kong gets a submission on Alicia Witt with a La Magistral
The Cremator vs The Crimson Beast 13m 37s The Crimson Beast gets a submission with a shoulder claw
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Shaylene TannerThe Warriors Zendaya and Kharma Kong destroy Hunt and Witt,they will be a force to be reckoned with.Crimson Beast Clawed his way to victory with a Shoulder Claw!
Barth Gimble:Up next The Machines defend The UEW Women's Tag Team Championships against Tori and Cece!
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***WOMEN'S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Machines vs Tori & Cece Lightning Machine gets the pin on Tori when The Warriors interfere in the match,costing Tori & Cece the Tag Team Titles!The Machines are still The UEW Women's Tag Team Champions
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Shaylene Tanner:Tori & Cece were doing well before The Warriors interfered in their match.Tori gets pinned by Lightning Machine and The Machines are your UEW Women's Tag Team Champions!
Zendaya:Cece you don't deserve that Tag Team gold!Me & Kharma Kong are The Warriors!We're calling you out!We are gonna kick your cans all over the UEW Arena!
Barth Gimble:Women's Title Match next!Ninjagirl faces Sumi Sato from Japa!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Ninjagirl vs Sumi Sato 10m 26s Ninjagirl pins Sumi Sato Ninjagirl retains the UEW Women's Title!
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Barth Gimble:Ninjagirl Pins Sumi Sato to retain The UEW Women's Title!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion The Titan takes on "The Nail" this will be interesting.Grappler vs Homicidal Maniac...Let's go to the ring!
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The Titan vs The Nail For the UEW Unified World Championship! 8m 40s The Titan gets a submission win with a Boston Crab
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on May 5, 2015 18:06:28 GMT -5
***Post Show Meeting in The Executive Boardroom***
Dr B:1st of all,since Hardbody Holly is officially retired, I am hereby appointing WWW's Commissioner Kitty Katz as our NEW UEW Alliance Commissioner!Cece,Zendaya good job tonight. Kharma Kong you carried your team well and Alicia you sold that submission,even I thought you were hurt.
Ok here's where this is going...In the next few weeks there will be scuffles between Tori & Cece and The Warriors.To put a twist on it Mohawk Miley will get involved trying to intimidate Cece.Miley will name a partner and join the battle for the top slot. Now,The MeanGirls get involved because they believe they should be the top contenders.Short version,it ends in a 7 Cage Match winners will get a titleshot!
Lalaine I'm sorry you're being neglected on this show.Tracy same with you.We need to find you a good angle.The Titan has defeated all comers. This is the kind of Champion we need heading our Alliance!King Dark and The Egyptian...you need to defend your Tag Titles here in the UEW Arena. I know you were touring in the Middle East but the fact iswe haven't seen you for months!
Chicky I have a storyline that I know you'll have fun with.Dreds I'm adding a new feature to the show.We will televise your matches from wherever you defend The UEWINT International Championship.EVP Ms Monro I promise we'll get even with "The Authority" even if we have to go to The Northeast Territory to do it!
Great show,get down to The Power Planet and train!Jr VP OK Kid PLEASE find me someone to face The Titan next week,we're running out of opponents.See you next week...
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Post by Dr B on May 15, 2015 0:51:51 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling!
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Blazing Skull vs Torquemada - Blazing Skull gets the pin
The Keatons vs The RichGirl$ - Tall Viking Girl gets a submission win
Queen Squatifah vs Malibu - Malibu wins it with a inside cradle
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Barth Gimble:Blazing Skull defeats Torquemada,The RichGirl$ get a hugw win over The Keatons and Malibu pins Queen Squatifah!
Shaylene Tanner:Up next a Battle Royal Tournament!
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***Battle Royal*** Tori vs Zendaya vs Mohawk Miley & Chica LaParka 1,11m 25s Tori pins Chica LaParka 2.18m 47s Mohawk eliminates Zendaya 3.19m 43s Mohawk Miley KOs Tori Mohawk Miley win the match!
Cece vs Kharma vs Jade West vs NGO Kate Sanders 1. 15m 20s NGO Kate Sanders is eliminated 2. 22m 31s Kharma Kong is eliminated 3. 25m 37s Cece taps out to a Scorpion Triangle Jade West wins the match
***Final Match*** Mohawk Miley vs Jade West in a Cage Jade West makes her former partner and friend bleed by ramming her face 1st into the steel mesh!Mohawk is a fighter she comes back but,Jade puts her in a Scorpion Triangle and Mohawk is forced to tap. Jade West wins the match and earns herself Women's Championship titleshot against Ninjagirl later tonight!
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Shaylene Tanner:Mohawk and Jade battled hard for this titleshot.Jade will face Ninjagirl
Barth Gimble:Up next The Egyptians defend The UEW Tag Team against The Machines!This the 1st time we've seen The Egyptians in months.They have been defending the Tag Titles in UEWINT territories in The Middle East.
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Egyptians vs Strong Machine and Giant Machine 17m 28s Giant Machine drops a 400 lbs. elbowdrop on King Dark and gets a pin The Machines are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Machines with a hard fought win over The Egyptians!
Strong Machine - マシンは、新しいチャンピオンです!
Barth Gimble:Women's Title Match next!Ninjagirl faces Tounament Winner from Hollywood Hills...Jade West!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Ninjagirl vs Jade West 1.17m 04s Ninjagirl picks up a win with a mounted palm blow 2.5m 46s Ninjagirl pins Jade West Ninjagirl retains The UEW Women's Title!
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Barth Gimble:Ninjagirl keeps her promise to take on all comers and remain undefeated.Jade West showed everyone tonight she should be at the top of the Women's Division!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Tournament in The Octogon! Let's go to the ring...
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***Tournament in The Octogon*** Wolf Byrne vs Chris Jericho - Jericho makes Wolf Byrne tap out Gan Garn vs John Cena - Gan Garn KOs John Cena
***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** The Titan vs Gan Garn - 6m 35s The Titan gets a submission win The Titan is still The UEW Unified World Champion!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on May 15, 2015 6:07:09 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling!
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Buzzsaw vs Coco Demento - Coco gets a pin with a small package
The RichGirl$ vs Keani & Moani - Moani smashes Tall Viking Girl with a Corner Crash and gets a pin
Zebragirl vs Annie DeFatta - Zebragirl wins it with a Zebrakick
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Barth Gimble:Coco with an upset win,Moani gets another win and Zebragirl returns after along absence and gets a big win !
Shaylene Tanner:Up next a Women's Tag Team Tournament!
*************************************************** ***Women's Tag Team Tournament*** 1.Tori & Cece vs Mohawk Miley & Chica LaParka - 35m 49s Tori pins Chica LaParka.Tori & Cece advance to the final match. 2.The MeanGirls vs The Warriors - 33m 50s MeanGirl Lindsay pins Kharma Kong The MeanGirls advance. 3.The MeanGirls vs Tori & Cece - 31m 00s Tori uses a LaMagistral to get the win.Tori & Cece will face The UEW Women's Tag Team Champions The Machines!
The Machines vs Tori & Cece for The UEW Women's Tag Titles 34m 17s Lightning Machine pins Tori,The Machines retain The UEW Women's Tag Titles
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Shaylene Tanner:Tori & Cece did well winning two of their 3 matches. The Machines stopped them and The Machines still have the belts.
Barth Gimble:Up next The Machines defend The UEW Tag Team against Hayabusa & Haichi!This is a UEW Tag Title Match...
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Machines vs Hayabusa & Haichi 38m 22s Giant Machine makes Haichi tap out with a Torture Rack Backbreaker The Machines are the UEW Tag Team Champions!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Machines with a big win over Hayabusa & Haichi! The Machines are your UEW Tag Team Champions!
Giant Machine - マシンは、新しいチャンピオンで
Shaylene Tanner:What'd he say Barth?
Barth Gimble:I dunno I don't speak no foreignese!Up next a Women's Title match...
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Ninjagirl vs Axekick Alissa 9m 59s Axekick Alissa KOs Ninjagirl! Axekick Alissa is The NEW UEW Women's Title!
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Barth Gimble:Ninjagirl wanted to settle this with K-1 rules!It cameback on her as she was Knocked Out by her old nemesis Axekick!We have a NEW Women's Champion...Axekick Alissa!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** The Titan vs Giant Gabba - 9m 44s Giant Gabba uses a Muscle Bomb Press to end The Titan's winning streak and become The NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:The crowd is silent,they can't believe what they just witnessed! Giant Gabba did what no one else could do he defeated The Titan in just under 10 minutes.Giant Gabba is the UEW Unified World Champion!He did the impposible... PHHZZZT! Screen goes black credits roll...
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on May 20, 2015 15:16:53 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling! Tonight we're gonna do something that we swore we wouldn't do again,a Tag Team 7 CAGE MATCH!Featuring:Tori & Cece,The Warriors,Deutchland,The DOP, Tanaka & Sato,Mohawk Miley & Chica LaParka,The MeanGirls... There is one slot left...
Hilary:Mohawk I don't know who is under that mask,but everyone knows I'm the REAL Chica LaParka!I'm calling you out whoever you are!It'll be a RIP THE MASK OFF match.No pins no submission and NO DQ!
(The fans roar as Hilary dons her Chica LaParka mask and heads to the ring.The fans chant,"CHICA,CHICA,CHICA!" Hilary stand in the middle of the ring and motions,"Come on down" The spotlight hits Mohawk Miley at the top of the ramp.The fans boo loudly...)
Mohawk Miley:Hilary...you're Chica LaParka???Don't make me laugh! You can't just buy a mask and pretend to be the GREAT Chica LaParka! I got the REAL Chica LaParka right here!
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***Chica LaParka vs Chica LaParka*** The bell sounds and it quickly turns into a major beatdown! It's No DQ so Hilary uses every dirty trick she knows.She backs her opponent into the corner then goes wild throwing knees and kicks! A left right combination staggers her opponent and a hard right knocks her down...
The Referee counts:ONE,TWO,THREE,FOUR,FIVE,SIX,SEVEN,EIGHT, NINE...TEN!
(Hilary removes her opponent's mask,WHAT THE??? It's Arianna!)
Hilary:OK Ari explain why you're dressed as Chica LaParka.
Ari:Because I'm BETTER than you! I sing better, I look hotter and I can take you in a fair fight...
Hilary:No you can't i just KOed you in 4m 22s! Excuse me you're hotter than me???Fans,who's hotter Ari? (The Fans Boo loudly) or Me? (The crowd erupts with cheering) Singing? I don't know if I can take Miley,but you Ari...turn off the auto-tune and we'll talk.Anytime,anyplace...
(Hilary is distracted by someone hopping the guardrail...it's Alexa!)
Alexa:Excuse me...Doc said there's one more spot left in the 7 Cage match.Hilary I want Ari and Mohawk more than anyone! I propose an alliance.Hilary and Alexa in the 7 Cage...
Hilary:My answer is NO! (The fans are mermering)It WILL be... ALEXA & HILARY IN THE 7 CAGE!
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Barth Gimble:What just happened???Two Chica LaParkas... Arianna,Alexa...Alexa and Hilary???
Shaylene Tanner:Hesh up Barth ya babblin' hyena!We're sending you to GM Trina Vega and Commissioner Kitty Katz over at the Jayhawks football field,the only place big enough to construct this 7 Cage monstrosity!
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***7 CAGE TAG TEAM MAYHEM***
Trina Vega;This is GM Trina Vega along with Commissioner Kitty Katz coming to you LIVE from the 7 Cage structure!
LEVEL ONE 1.Tori & Cece vs Tanaka & Sato - Sato rolls though a sunset flip attempt and throws Cece off straight into the Steel Post. Sumi Sato gets the pin.Sato & Tanaka advance to the 2nd Level
2.The Warriors vs Deutchland - Kharma Kong attacks Frau Hildegard with a Foreign Object,the bleeding is so bad the match is stopped by the Referee The Warriors advance to the 2nd Level
3.Mohawk Miley & Ari vs The MeanGirls - Ari climbs to the top turnbuckle!She makes The Wrestling Sign and flies...Ari clobbers Jade West with a Cross Body and gets the pin! Mohawk Miley & Ari advance
4.Alexa & Hilary vs The DOP - Alexa & Hilary separate The DOP and doubleteam Alison Paine.She's hurt so badly Deborah Paine begs for mercy.Deborah Paine is forced to wrestle Alexa & Hilary by herself and eventually is beaten into submission.
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Sato & Tanaka vs The Warriors - Tia Tanaka is beaten and battered. Zendaya wins with Facejammer off the 2nd rope and a rollup! The Warriors advance
Mohawk Miley & Ari vs Alexa & Hilary - Ari suffers deep gashes from being sent into the cage.Alexa pounds Ari mercilessly,Ari cannot defend herself and The Referee stops the match! Alexa and Hilary are in the FINAL MATCH!
FINAL LEVEL
The Warriors vs Alexa & Hilary - Kharma Kong gets the advantage when Hilary misses and crashes into the cage! A Spinning Backfist knocks Hilary down! Kharma and Zendaya go up and nail Hilary with a Double Headbutt!Alexa tries to make the save but is cutoff by Zendaya. The Referee counts 1-2-3 The Warriors win it they are the 2015 7 Cage Survivors!
GM Trina Vega unlocks the hatch and Comissioner Kitty Katz opens the door so The Warriors can escape The 7 Cage structure...
Kharma Kong:Machines now it's your turn!Those Tag Titles are OURS!
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Shaylene Tanner:That has nothing to do with wrestling!Most of the contestants will be out at least a couple of weeks
Barth Gimble:Up next The Machines defend The UEW Tag Team against Iron Mane & Silver Mane...The Manes!This is a UEW Tag Title Match...
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Machines vs The Manes 7m 07s The Manes nail Giant Machine with a Double Pounce!Silver Mane attacks Strong Machine keeping him occupied while Iron Mane gets a three Count! The Manes are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Manes repeat what they did several years ago in the LGW they come in and snatched the Tag Titles away from The Machines!
Strong Machine: 我々は、彼らがマシンは再戦を望んでだまさ奪われました
Shaylene Tanner: Speak English ya mechanized refugee from a knockoff PC Factory! This is 'Merica we speaks 'Merican here!
Barth Gimble:Up next a Women's Title match...
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Ninjagirl vs Axekick Alissa ***1:47 "Axekick" Alissa tries a high kick but CLS Chelsea blocks! ***2:02 Chelsea chases after "Axekick" Alissa , only to get counter punched in a big way! Chelsea needs to stop playing into "Axekick" Alissa 's game or she'll get knocked out! ***2:08 "Axekick" Alissa attempts to knee Chelsea in the head but, the blows seem glancing at best.Chelsea's right eye is beginning to swell Chelsea falls to the ground from a hard knee to the sternum. The ref initiates the count for CLS Chelsea ...1...2...3...4..5...6...7...8...9...10 Chelsea is unable to stand up. The fight is over! Axekick Alissa retains the UEW Women's Championship!
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Barth Gimble:Axekick Alissa shows off her Superior Martial Arts skills and completely disassembles CLS Chelsea!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** Giant Gabba vs Nick Stacy 4m 21s Nick Stacy uses a Rear Naked Choke to get a submission! Nick Stacy is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:I don't get it...Giant Gabba destroyed The Titan, no one else even came close.Along come this Brazilian Guy that I never heard of and he takes out Giant Gabba in less than 5 minutes!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on May 27, 2015 14:01:32 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling! We have a PPV quality show for you tonight.The biggest names in The Alliance are here! Let's goto the ring...
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Ms Monro vs Huge Crew Mandy - Time Limit Draw
Hilary & Alexa vs Mohawk Miley & Ari 30m 17s Mohawk Miley pins Hilary to win the match.
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Barth Gimble:Ms Monro proves she can go!She wrestled Huge Crew Mandy to a time limit draw.It was a WAR between Hilary and Alexa & Mohawk Miley and Ari! Miley gets a bit of retribution when she pinned Hilary and won the match!
Shaylene Tanner:The Warriors earned their Tag Title shot by surviving The 7 Cage Match. Can they defeat The Machine? Let's go to the ring...
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The Machines vs The Warriors
24m 45s Lightning Machine makes Kharma Kong tap with a La Magistral
The Machines retain the UEW Women's Tag Team Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:I don't believe this The Warriors couldn't take The Machines down. Lightning & Thunder beat their top contenders... AGAIN! They defeated Tori & Cece and now they beat The Warriors! There's no stopping them now...
Barth Gimble:Up next The Manes defend The UEW Tag Team against Brody & Bundy...The KONG! This is a UEW Tag Title Match...
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Manes vs The Kong 30 minute Time Limit Draw The Manes are the UEW Tag Team Champions!
A huge brawl ensues.Silvermane dropkicks Bundy into the announce table.Brody press slams Ironmane onto the guardrail! Dr B comes down backed by The Security Team and The Enforcers!
Dr B:ALL OF YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOMS...NOW!Kongs I'll grant you a rematch,2 out of 3 fall and there will be a winner.In return you must not be involved in any altercatios with The Manes!GET OUTTA HERE!!!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Manes prove they are great Champions! Their old nemesis The KONG could not beat them! This ain't over both The KONG and The Machines will be looking for revenge!
Barth Gimble:Up next a Women's Title match...
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Axekick Alissa vs Bartender Kathleen
1.Axekick pins Bartender Kathleen 2.Bartender Kathleen gets a submission with a chokesleeper 3.They fight to a timelimit draw. Axekick Alissa retains The Women's Title!
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Barth Gimble:Axekick Alissa shows off her Superior Martial Arts skills. Bartender Kathleen shows off her Superior wrestling ability. Axekick pins Kathleento takethe 1st fall, Bartender Kathleen takes the 2nd fall with a chokesleeper!The brawled to a time limit draw.
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** Nick Stacy vs The Titan 18m 21s - The Titan gets a submission with a Neck Vise 0m 14s - The Titan goes right bact to the Neck Vise to get the win The Titan is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:I don't get it...Giant Gabba destroyed The Titan, no one else even came close.Along come this Brazilian Guy that I never heard of and he takes out Giant Gabba in less than 5 minutes! Then The Titan gets his rematch and beats Nick Stacy 2 stright falls!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Jun 12, 2015 12:19:44 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday night Wrestling!We have a great event for you tonight!It's Tag Team Night in The UEW!Let's goto the ring...
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Cece & Madi Vega vs Aly & Lindsay Lohan - Time Limit Draw
The Cyrus Sisters vs Hailie & Hilary - Hailie gets a submission win
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Barth Gimble:It's started out with the sisters of the Superstars! Madi Vega and Aly Lohan make a great debut.The elder Duff sister Hailie pins the younger Cyrus sister Mohawk Miley!
Shaylene Tanner:The Machines put their Tag Titles on the line against Zoey Brooks and Lola Martinez,Z-101!
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MAtCH***
The Machines vs Z-101 (Zoey & Lola)
Thunder Machine pins Zoey to win thw match
The Machines retain the UEW Women's Tag Team Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:Hey Lola Martinez shoves Zoey,then nails her with a forearm to the face!Zoey comes back with a knee to the midsection!The Machines pull them apart!GM Trina Vega orders Martinez and Brooks back to the Locker Rooms...
Barth Gimble:Up next The Manes defend The UEW Tag Team against Brody & Bundy...The KONG! This is a UEW Tag Title Match...
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Manes vs The Kong King Kong Brody nails Silvermane with a spinebuster and a Superplex!He tags in King Kong Bundy uses the old schoolboy roll up to get the pin and win the match! The Kong are the UEW Tag Team Champions!
A huge brawl ensues.Silvermane pounces Bundy into the Steel Steps!Brody slams Ironmane into the ringpost! Dr B comes down backed by The Security Team and The Enforcers!
Dr B:ALL OF YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOMS...NOW!Kongs you won the Tag Titles, leave now or I will strip you of those titlebelts!!!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Kong get the win and are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions!
Barth Gimble:Up next a UEW Women's Champion faces The WWW Champion in a Champion vs Champion match...
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Axekick Alissa (UEW Women's Champion) vs Lalaine (WWW Champion) In a Non-Title Hardcore Match!
This was a War!A monumental battle to determine whether UEW or WWW is the dominant faction.Not much wrestling.Much of it was getting hit with chairs,bats,kendo sticks it was quite a brutal match!At 47m 23s Axekick Alissa connects with a Powerslam and a Broncobuster bit into Lalaine's forehead and spit blood before pinning Lalaine to win the match.
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Barth Gimble:Axekick Alissa and Lalaine had quite a match!Axekick got the pin, but neither wrestler can say they really won.Both will need medical attention. This is why these sorts of matches were banned unless it can't be solved in any other way...
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** The Titan vs Kamala 7m 05s - Kamala does the impossible he gets a pin after Powerbombing The Titan! Kamala is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:I don't believe it...Kamala beat The Titan!Only 2 men have been able to accomplish that... Whoa,Giant Machine charges into the ring and attacks Kamala!The Locker Room empties they're trying to pull these behemoths apart!Kamala gets loose and nails Giant Machine with several hard chops!Machine fires back with some stiff forearms!
Dr B:STAND DOWN!KAMALA...MACHINE,I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT,BUT IT STOPS NOW!In my office now and if I see either of you throw another punch you'll both be FIRED!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Aug 11, 2015 22:35:34 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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Cornette:Welcome to UEW Mayhem!This is going to be a night to remember! After a long hiatus UEW Mayhem is back!
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Wild Thang vs Malibu - Malibu win by pinfall
Ted Rafter vs XWarhawk - Ted Rafter wins it with a 360 Splash
Madi Vega vs Angela Paine -Madi Vega gets a submission
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Shaylene Tanner:The number one contenders Cece Jones and Tori Vega take on the newly formed team Mohawk Miley and "The Tiz" Ashley Tisdale!
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Cece & Tori vs Mohawk Miley & The Tiz Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... Cece Jones and Tori Vega...Cece & Tori! And in the Blue Corner... Mohawk Miley and Ashley Tisdale...Mohawk Miley & The Tiz! DING DING DING Cece Jones swings but Mohawk Miley ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Ashley Tisdale has Tori Vega up...Vertical Suplex! Cece Jones with a JackHammer! 1... 2... Shoulder Up! Tori Vega hits Mohawk Miley with Brainbuster! Tori Vega gets Ashley Tisdale in an Airplane Spin. Mohawk Miley gets Tori Vega in Leg Grapevine! Ashley Tisdale attempts a Shooting Star Press but, Tori Vega dropkicks Ashley Tisdale! Cece Jones tries a Hurrakinrana but... Ashley Tisdale counters with a Powerbomb! Mohawk Miley with an Inside Cradle! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Mohawk Miley & The Tiz defeats Cece & Tori by pinfall!
They're going after Cece!The Tiz stomps Cece's knee while Mohawk keeps Tori at bay.The Tiz goes up...ooh a kneedrop on Cece's ankle she's hurt!The Referee tries to stop The Tiz but gets pushed away!Mohawk nails Tori with a chair and flings her into the timekeepers table.
Mohawk and The Tiz brutally beat Cece!Somene's coming through the crowd... The fans roar as they see it's Hilary!She slides into the ring...Watdahel? She hit's a legdrop on Cece and puts her in a leglock!The fans boo loudly!
General Manager Trina Vega and her sister Madi Vega run down the ramp,Tori is up and they charge into the ring!Mohawk,The Tiz and Hilary slide out of the ring,the damage is done,Cece is injured and cannot walk...
Hilary:Watsamadda???You don't like that I hurt your precious Cece?Mohawk is my friend so is The Tiz!You Vegas on the other hand have been holding all of us back while you get all the titles.Well no more!Mohawk Miley,The Tiz and Hilary are here to do what the NGO,The Kong and many more couldn't do. We are taking the power back from the Vegas!
They throw their fists up as a sign of solidarity!The fans boo...
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Barth Gimble:Mohawk Miley and the Tiz have just became the Number One contenders to The Machine's Tag Team Titles!They showed great team work! They will be a team to be reckoned with!The American National Champion is here!Her opponent M-K Olsen...
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Dredlocks vs M-K Olsen For the American National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current American National Champion... From Scotland...Dredlocks! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of California...M-K Olsen! DING DING DING M-K Olsen grabs on with a Greco Roman knucklelock! Stepover & roll,M-K Olsen turns it into a shortarm scissors. Dredlocks quickly manuvers out of the hold. Dredlocks whips M-K Olsen into the ropes! Criss Cross! Dredlocks takes M-K Olsen down with an armdrag! M-K Olsen chops Dredlocks chops back! They're trading chops! M-K Olsen rakes the eyes! A hard knife edge chop knocks Dredlocks down! Dredlocks ties M-K Olsen up in the corner...open hand chop! Dredlocks has M-K Olsen up...Spinning Scoop Slam! M-K Olsen goes down hard! M-K Olsen gets Dredlocks in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... M-K Olsen breaks the hold! Dredlocks with a Press Slam! 1... Kickout! M-K Olsen catches Dredlocks with a Flying Forearm! 1... M-K Olsen can't hold Dredlocks! Dredlocks takes a Super Kick in the head! M-K Olsen with a pin!Handful of tights! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING M-K Olsen gets the win! M-K Olsen is the NEW American National Champion!
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Chicky Walker runs down the ramp to protest.M-K obviously had Dred's Tights for leverage.Out of nowhere,Crazy Ashley blindsides Chicky!Lizzie O is here they're double teaming Chicky while M-K cuts Dreds off so she can't make the save!M-K holds The American National Title high as The Olsens make their way up the ramp...
Cornette:In our UEW Mayhem MAIN EVENT...W-UEW Champion Axekick Alissa will face Ring Veteran Charlene Davidson!This is gonna be a fight!
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Axekick Alissa vs Charlene Davidson For the UEW Women's Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Japan...Axekick Alissa! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Motorcity...Charlene Davidson! DING DING DING Axekick Alissa shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Charlene Davidson goes up...MOONSAULT! Axekick Alissa moves out of the way! Charlene Davidson chops Axekick Alissa,the crowd shouts WOO! Charlene Davidson is up in the air...Brainkick! Axekick Alissa with an armdrag! Charlene Davidson tastes canvas! Axekick Alissa chokes Charlene Davidson! The Referee gets between them... Axekick Alissa breaks the hold! Axekick Alissa nails Charlene Davidson with a Flying Axehandle! Axekick Alissa climbs to the top,but... Charlene Davidson gets up and shakes the ropes! Axekick Alissa topples into the ring! Charlene Davidson sits down on a Scorpian Deathlock! Axekick Alissa is in agony! Axekick Alissa tells the Referee,NO! Charlene Davidson applies the pressure... Axekick Alissa TAPS! Charlene Davidson Wins this one by submission! Charlene Davidson has just become the NEW UEW Women's Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:Whoa,Charlene Davidson captures her 1st UEW Women's Championship and without the help from sister Harlene or daughter Mad Dog Shanon!Charlene Davidson is the NEW UEW Women's Champion!
(PHZZZT)screen goes black credits roll...
UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Aug 12, 2015 20:25:07 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE UEW BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Taker I'm gonna give you one last chance to shine.Face it, you're in your 50s,it's time.Listen this isn't just any match, it'll be a double retirement match.The Titan has defeated everyone on the roster,he has only 1 loss since he cameto The UEW.
Two of The Greatest Wrestlers go into The Octagon,one emerges victorious. Either way,win or lose you'll get a good sum to retire on.Vinny-Mac would not have given you a chance like this.He wanted you to go out with Leznar! Come on he's in his 30s and a loose cannon.
Titan,Taker one last FAIR fight.Go out with your head held high win or lose!
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***PRELIMS***
Zebragirl vs Dahli-Mama - Zebragirl KOs Dahli-Mama
Daminadan vs The Gladiator - The Gladiator gets a pin
The Keatons vs Double Trouble - Alison makes Mallory submit
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***MID CARD***
Tori & Madi Vega vs Mohawk Miley and The Tiz 32m 24s The Tiz pins Madi Vega
Chicky Walker vs Crazy Ashley in a Cage 8m 34s Chicky gets the win with a Dragonsleeper
As the Cage door is opened,M-K and Lizzie O enter and ambush Chicky!M-K locks the door from the inside!It's 3 on 1 and no one can get in to make the save.Dreds runs down the ramp and starts to climb over the top of the cage!Dreds flies and takesdown Lizzie O and M-K!Chicky is up,Crazy Ashley gets a backelbow and a kneedrop!
Someone else is trying to enter the cage...watdahel???It's Mad Dog Shanon! Whoa missile dropkick off the top,sends Lizzie O flying into the steel! It's breaking down!All 6 are fighting with everything they have!
Ms Monro appears at the top of the ramp,she's flanked by The Enforcers!
EVP Ms Monro:COOL IT!SECURITY CUT THAT LOCK AND GET THEM OUTTA HERE!Mad Dog this has nothing to do with you watdahel you doing in there?
(Security cuffs everyone and drags them back to their respective Locker Rooms!)
Mad Dog Shanon:Monro it's happening again!Don't you remember the riots they caused in the early days???The Davidsons are UEW always have been!We protect the small guys when they need it!This Gang mentality cannot be allowed...
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***HIGH CARD***
UEW Unified World Title Tournament
1.Bad Bruiser vs Ryback - Ryback get the pin after a Tomahawk Chop
2.Daniel Bryan vs Troutboy Tyrone Brown - 13m 22s The Referee stops the match when Bryan snaps Tyrone's arm
3.Mr Neil vs Kamala - 30m 42s Mr Neil gets a submission with a Sharpshooter
4.Mr Flame vs "King" Jerry Lawler - The King uses a Chickewing Facelock to get a submission win
ROUND TWO
1.Ryback vs Daniel Bryan - 17m 04s Ryback pins Bryan
2.Mr Neil vs "King" Jerry Lawler - 11m 27s Lawler taps to Neil's Sharpshooter
FINAL MATCH
Ryback vs Mr Neil - 11m 43s Neil's Sharpshooter win him his 1st UEW Unified World Championship!Mr Neil defeated Legends Kamala and "King" Jerry Lawler to get to the final match.Mr Neil keeps to his strategy and waits for an opening.Ryback misses a right hand,Mr Neil uses a legtrip to take him down. Mr Neil rolls into the Sharpshooter and Ryback taps!Mr Neil is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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***UEW MAIN EVENT***
The Titan vs The Taker in a Double Retirement Match in The Octagon This match was everything the fans were hoping for!Taker drew blood early in the match,it was the 1st time the Titan bled in a UEW match! Taker used his hard striking style to dominate in the early goings. The Titan comes back with a series of suplexes.That slowed Taker down. At 5m 48s The Titan puts The Taker in a Half Boston Crab in the middle of the ring.With no way to break the hold,The Taker has no alternative he submits.The Titan shakes The Taker's hand,they leave The Octogon together.The fans go wild two of the best have wrestled for the last time in The UEW...
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Post by Dr B on Sept 18, 2015 2:09:58 GMT -5
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Post by Dr B on Sept 26, 2015 23:09:34 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Wrestling's Grand Parade of Champions! The UEW Unified World Chamionship,The UEW Women's Title,The UEWINT Title and The American National title will be challenged for tonight!Let's get this show started let's go to the ring...
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Wah Hun Lo vs Dwayne T - Wah Hun Lo wins by submission
Flyin' Hawaiian vs Super Samoan - Super Samoan gets his knees up as Flyin' Hawaiian goes for a shooting star press. Super Samoan rolls him up and scores an easy win.
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Barth Gimble:Wah Hun Lo shows us why he was a former Martial Arts Champion he gets Dwayne T to tap out.Flyin' Hawaiian crash and burns and Super Samoan gets an easy win.
Shaylene Tanner:Chicky Walker is challenged by former champion Sistah Slamma Janet!Wrestler vs Striker...
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Chicky Walker vs Sistah Slamma Janet
13m 45s Chicky gets a submission win with a Royal Octopus Hold Chicky Walker retains the American National Title!
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Shaylene Tanner:Chicky uses her superior wrestling ability to outwrestle Janet.She knew Janet's striking is her strongest style and merely countered all of Janet's kicks and punches,wrestled her down and made her tap!Chicky is your American National Champion!
Barth Gimble:Up next Dreadlocks representing Scotland takes on Thunder Machine representing Japan for The UEWINT Championship!
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***INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH***
Dreadlocks (Scotland) vs Thunder Machine (Japan) Thunder Machine wrestled a good match,but was no match for Dreds' experience.Over the last year Dreds has come into her own. She got a shot and won the UEWINT title from Carissa and has been undefeated ever since! 17m 06s Dreds pins Thunder Machine after a powerbomb!Dreadlocks is YOUR UEWINT Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:Dreds retains the UEWINT Title and gives Thunder Machine a real workout!Thunder was good but just couldn't put Dreds away.They shake hands to show sportsmanship before going up the ramp.
Barth Gimble:Up next the UEW Women's Champion faces former WWW Champion Chelsea!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Charlene Davidson vs Chelsea This match showed us one thing,Chelsea has the wrestling skills but she's lost her edge since her sister Chandra passed in '11. Charlene gets the pin and retains the title,but The UEW Executive Committee will have to convene and discuss the future of Chelsea's in ring career...
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Barth Gimble:Chelsea could not get the job done.She wrestled a good match,but has lost her "killer Instinct".Charlene Davidson is your UEW Women's Champion!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
Mr Neil:Gimme that mic...Lady & Gentlemen feast you eyes on THE REAL Unified World Champion!I am Mr Neil the greatest Champion this stinkin' puny UEW has ever witnessed!I AM...
Shaylene Tanner:Shaddap and get in the %^&*$#@! ring!
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** Mr Neil vs Giant Yasue 13m 05s -Mr Neil nails Yasue with a Powerslam and gets the pin Mr Neil is STILL the UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:Mr Neil is on a roll!He deafeated former NWA Worlds' Champion Harley Race at a Houseshow in St Louis on Tuesday.Tonight he pins 7 ft tall Giant Yasue!Mr Neil is a Champion that may be here for a long time,like him or not...
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UEW ROCKS!
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