thewtic
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Post by thewtic on Jul 18, 2014 20:01:21 GMT -5
Yeah, I heard "Becky" was a lawyer! I'd hate to be the opposition!
I think I have that .bas on my old comp somewhere. I'd have to look...
Emily twerk? LOL! I'd pay to see that!
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Post by Dr B on Jul 18, 2014 22:25:42 GMT -5
Crystal McKellar is a good judge been doing that for a long time
XWA is good.I did UEW Extreme but it's still buggy
she got the butt to twerk now
Dr B
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thewtic
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Post by thewtic on Jul 19, 2014 18:30:10 GMT -5
Didn't know she was a judge, wow!
You will work out the bugs, I'm sure!
LOL yeah, don't get me started on Em's butt, haha!
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Post by Dr B on Jul 19, 2014 21:21:31 GMT -5
Neily and I talked about an inter-alliance PPV.Get your best wrestlers ready!
Dr B
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thewtic
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Post by thewtic on Jul 20, 2014 18:30:13 GMT -5
Do you mean you want me to give you a list of male & female celebs for the PPV?
If so, let me know how many of each and I will give you the list!
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Post by Dr B on Jul 20, 2014 18:42:32 GMT -5
Best male & female and best tag teams male and female
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jul 20, 2014 18:43:06 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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Cornette:Welcome to UEW Mayhem!This is going to be a night to remember!
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Bobby Shane vs Tommy Angel - Shane win by pinfall
Terra vs Bianca - Bianca wins it with a senton bomb
Enzyme vs Buzzsaw -Enzyme gets a submission
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Shaylene Tanner:Doc says Monkey Chan gets a real opponent this week. Who could it be???
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Monkey Chan vs Gorilla Monsoon Gorilla Monsoon destroys Monkey Chan with 2 Gorillaslams & wins the match!
Masked Spider vs Bret Gunter Bret Gunter grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! Bret Gunter goes up...MOONSAULT! Masked Spider moves out of the way! Masked Spider levels Bret Gunter with a lariat! Bret Gunter outsmarts Masked Spider with a Drop Toehold! Bret Gunter puts Masked Spider in a Sharpshooter! Masked Spider tries to make it to the ropes, but gets dragged back by Bret Gunter! Masked Spider grudgingly submits! Bret Gunter gets a submission win over Masked Spider!
Fake Jan vs Cece For the Celebrity Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From New Jersey...Fake Jan! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Chicago...Cece! DING DING DING Cece rocks Fake Jan with a fist to the face! Fake Jan with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover! 1... 2... No only a 2 count! Cece brains Fake Jan with a Piledriver! 1... 2... Fake Jan is up! Cece crunches Fake Jan's spine with a Powerbomb! Cece nails Fake Jan with an atomic drop! Fake Jan is down! Cece,Reverse Neckbreaker on Fake Jan. Cece attempts a Shooting Star Press but, Fake Jan dropkicks Cece! Cece goes for a Flying Axehandle but, Fake Jan counters with a Gorilla Slam Cece blasts Fake Jan with a Walkover Kick! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Cece wins this one with a Walkover Kick! This is your NEW Celebrity Champion...Cece!
X-Mask vs The Machines For the W-UEW Tag Team Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner,the W-UEW Tag Team Champions... Masked Margaux and Mistress X...X-Mask! And in the Blue Corner... Lighning Machine and Thunder Machine...The Machines! DING DING DING Masked Margaux swings but Lighning Machine ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Mistress X throws Thunder Machine down & hits with an elbowdrop! Lighning Machine gets Masked Margaux in an Abdominal Stretch! But Masked Margaux gets to the ropes! Lighning Machine ties Mistress X up in the corner...open hand chop! Thunder Machine has Mistress X up...Vertical Suplex! Mistress X goes down hard! Mistress X,Russian Legsweep on Lighning Machine. Thunder Machine with a Salto Suplex! Thunder Machine executes a Hurrakinrana! Thunder Machine has Mistress X dazed!Crescent Kick! Windmill Kick this one is done! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING The Machines get the win! The Machines are the NEW W-UEW Tag Team Champions!
DX vs The Highflyers For the UEW Tag Team Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner,the UEW Tag Team Champions... HHH and HBK...DX! And in the Blue Corner... Highflyer Chris and Troutboy...The Highflyers! DING DING DING Highflyer Chris misses with a Crescent Kick and gets nailed with a DDT! Troutboy goes up...MOONSAULT! HBK moves out of the way! HHH gets Highflyer Chris with a Fisherman's Suplex! 1... Kickout! Highflyer Chris comes down on HBK with a kneedrop! Troutboy with an armdrag! HBK tastes canvas! Highflyer Chris clocks HBK with a Double Underhook DDT! Troutboy executes a gutwrench suplex on HBK. HHH tries a Hurrakinrana but... Troutboy counters with a Powerbomb! Highflyer Chris blasts HHH with a Cool Acid Drop! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING The Highflyers win this one with a Cool Acid Drop! This is your NEW UEW Tag Team Champions...The Highflyers!
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Shaylene Tanner:Monsoon Gorrilaslammed that Chan so hard it may have improved his looks.Bret Gunter with an impressive win.Fake Jan drops the Celebrity Title to Cecelia Jones better known as Cece.A new team The Machines featuring formerly known as The Diva now known as Lightning Machine and her cousin Momo aka Thunder Machine,defeated ring veterans X-Mask and got their 1st W-UEW Tag Title reign! Now these two goobers haven't tagged together for at least 10 years,but the Highflyers got it together and took out 4 time UEW Tag Champs DX!Not bad for a skinny guy and a old fishface fool!
Barth Gimble:We have a Unification Match next.Dreds The American National Champion versus Big Nicole The WWW National Champion!
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Dreds vs Big Nicole For the American National/WWW National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Scotland...Dreds! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of parts unknown...Big Nicole! DING DING DING Big Nicole with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip! Dreds slams Big Nicole's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Dreds uses the old Flip,Flop & Fly! Dreds executes a devastating Spinebuster! Big Nicole gets Dreds in a headlock! Big Nicole,Russian Legsweep on Dreds. Dreds goes up and...flattens Big Nicole with a flying shoulderblock! Big Nicole catches Dreds with a Flying Forearm! Double Leglock by Dreds! Big Nicole refuses to tap out! Dreds yanks on it! Big Nicole can't take the pain & submits! Dreds wins by submission! The American National/WWW National Champion,Dreds is the winner!
"The Fire" Keahi vs Mad Dog Shanon For the WWW Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Hawaii..."The Fire" Keahi! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Motown...Mad Dog Shanon! DING DING DING "The Fire" Keahi swings but Mad Dog Shanon ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! "The Fire" Keahi kicks Mad Dog Shanon in the corner! "The Fire" Keahi with a JackHammer! 1... 2... Shoulder Up! Mad Dog Shanon is up in the air...Brainkick! "The Fire" Keahi gets Mad Dog Shanon with a drop toehold. "The Fire" Keahi applies a front facelock... Mad Dog Shanon is trying to counter! "The Fire" Keahi breaks the hold! Mad Dog Shanon with a Salto Suplex! Mad Dog Shanon catches "The Fire" Keahi with a Flying Forearm! "The Fire" Keahi takes a Super Kick in the head! Mad Dog Shanon with a pin!Handful of tights! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Mad Dog Shanon gets the win! Mad Dog Shanonbecomes the NEW WWW Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:Dreadlocks has reunified The National Titles!She defeated a tough competitor in Big Nicole,who held on to the WWW version of The National title for about a year!"The Fire" Keahi fought a good fight but it wasn't enough to stop ring veteran Mad Dog Shanon.Mad Dog hit a series of moves that had "The Fire" reeling.Mad Dog got the pin and is your WWW Champion once again!
Cornette:In our UEW Mayhem MAIN EVENT...W-UEW Champion Mercedes Martinez faces from Amsterdam and the senior member of The DOP...Stephanie Paine!
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Mercedes Martinez vs Stephanie Paine For the W-UEW Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Mexico...Mercedes Martinez! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Amsterdam...Stephanie Paine! DING DING DING Stephanie Paine grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! Stephanie Paine hits a Spear!There's a cover! 1... 2... Kickout! Stephanie Paine chops Mercedes Martinez,the crowd shouts WOO! Stephanie Paine hits Mercedes Martinez with Brainbuster! Mercedes Martinez powerslams Stephanie Paine! Stephanie Paine,Reverse Neckbreaker on Mercedes Martinez. Mercedes Martinez with a Press Slam! Mercedes Martinez nails Stephanie Paine with a Broncobuster and rides! Mercedes Martinez climbs to the top,but... Stephanie Paine gets up and shakes the ropes! Mercedes Martinez topples into the ring! Mercedes Martinez just got nailed with Stephanie Paine's,Guilotine Legdrop! Mercedes Martinez is clearly shaken...another Guilotine Legdrop! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Stephanie Paine destroys Mercedes Martinez with 2 Guilotine Legdrops & wins the match! The winner of the match and the NEW W-UEW Champion...Stephanie Paine!
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Shaylene Tanner:Stephanie Paine finishes Martinez with DOP style! She hit 2 Guillotines just to make sure Martinez wouldn't get up! Paine gets the pin and her 8th W-UEW Title reign... (PHZZZT)screen goes black credits roll...
In the Executive Boardroom after the show,Trina Vega informs The Executive committee that she will on a hiatus.She returns The Women's Elite Title to Dr B UEW CEO and hands The SHWL title to Marilyn Mansfield CEO of Sexy Hollywood Wrestling League.
UEW ROCKS!
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thewtic
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Post by thewtic on Jul 20, 2014 19:13:45 GMT -5
MALES:
George Clooney Snoop Dogg Robert Downey jr
FEMALES:
Emily Osment Jennifer Lawrence Scarlett Johansson
MALE TAGS:
Peter Wolf & J. Geils (J. Geils Band) Bud Bundy & Bob Rooney (No Ma'am) Todd Bridges & Danny Bonaduce (World's Smartest Tag Team)
FEMALE TAGS:
Kendall Jenner & Khloe Kardashian Mila Kunis & Sarah Hyland (New Mila Militia) Katie Holmes & Michelle Williams (Dawson's DreamGirls)
You didn't say how many to name, so I gave you 3 each! If you need the stats for the cards on any of these, let me know!
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Angel should have won!
Good win by Bianca!
Surprised Buzzsaw submitted!
Gorilla's tough!
Masked Spider was no competition!
Cece wins, that's my girl!
Machines are really tough!
HighFlyers were high-flyin' there!
Dreds chalks up another win!
Mad Dog with a big surprise, wow!
Steph is always difficult to beat!
Great stuff, Dr. B! Can't wait for the PPV!
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Post by Dr B on Jul 20, 2014 23:56:18 GMT -5
Good choices Bud & Bob Rooney?They have done well before.Kunis & Hyland should be even better than The Lolas.Hahaha Kardasians dressed as Cardasians.
Tommy Angel???
Once again...Gorilla beat a Monkey
Masked Spider was good 10 years ago...Gunter is a 3 Time World Champion
Cece Jones got the Celeb Gold!
Machines were outstanding in their 1st W-UEW match.We'll see if they can hold on to those belts
The Highflyers make a successful comeback!
Dreds is the 1st one to reunify The National Titles since Caitlin Catalyst in 2009
Mad Dog shows that there's no substitute for experience.
Stephanie Paine brings the W-UEW Title home where it belongs.
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jul 21, 2014 14:26:42 GMT -5
***At the Power Planet Training Facility*** Trina Vega:Tori,I have to do this.I'm a good worker and I always do what they tell me to do. I asked Doc to give you a push.Make me proud little sister.I'll be around behind the scenes. I just won't be wrestling or appearing on the weekly shows.Look,now that Emily is back you can revamp The Lolas.You were very successful with that persona.Oh give this disc to Sam Puckett and make sure no one sees what's on it except Sam...
Tori Vega:What is this a suicide note???
Trina Vega:Shutup...it's a plan so Sam can take my spot.She's the only one talented enough to take my spot.It's important that only Sam sees what's on here.Oh you better train you've got some hard matches coming this week...
Trainer Futura:Alright Vega get in the ring...
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thewtic
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Post by thewtic on Jul 21, 2014 18:15:11 GMT -5
Yes, Tommy Angel should have won, LOL!
Lola's reunion? Push for Sam? Should be interesting...
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Post by Dr B on Jul 22, 2014 2:14:54 GMT -5
John Larinitus???Tommy Angel???hahaha Jabronie
Lolas reunion maybe...they feuded when they broke up.Sam is the logial choice,but she has to beat KONGS,Machines,NgO,Olsens etc
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jul 22, 2014 4:22:26 GMT -5
***TRAINING SESSION AT THE POWER PLANET*** Sam Puckett,Melanie Puckett,Crazy Ashley and Tori Vega are in a No Time Limit Elimination Match. At 37m 10s Sam is eliminated.At 99m 59s Tori KOs Melanie and TKOs Crazy Ashley!
Trainer Futura:Tori Vega you are ready!Dang you beat 3 if the best in The Alliance!
(Meanwhile in another part of the building...)
Commissioner HBH:Listen Ryback,where are you going in Stephanie's SMWF?Nowhere Ryback,no...where! I brought you here and you've let me down.You lost to that goatface Daniel Bryan!You got beat by Cena and Orton... What happened to the monster???What happened to "FEED ME!"You will have one more chance on Wednesday Night Wrestling...
(In The Executive Boardroom)
Dr B:Trina ok the plan is underway.They'll never figure this one out.The greatest wrestler in The Women's Division just turns and walks away.Genius pure genius...
Trina Vega:You promised me Sam would get my spot and btw I think Tori's ready did you see the way she tore into Sam,Melanie and Crazy Ashley? Oh I like how you brought in The Highflyers to screw DX!I remember watching them when I was a kid...
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thewtic
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Post by thewtic on Jul 22, 2014 21:42:39 GMT -5
"What happened to, 'Feed me'?" Haha! Ryback rules!
Dr B, the "plan is underway"? You've got something up your sleeve, I know it!
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Post by Dr B on Jul 22, 2014 23:12:55 GMT -5
Ryback is the most disappointing wrestler,oh wait Curtis Axel too.They started out invincible.Now their mid card fodder.Ryback should've been champion by now.
This storyline will confound and confuse everything you know.
Dr B
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