WWW Wild Nights

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Episode 13



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Ms Kitty Katz:We are LIVE!This is WWW Wildside!The WWW Tag Champs are here!
Team iCarly will meet Z-101,Quinn Penski and Zoey Brookes!

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WWW Tag Titles

Team iCarly vs Z-101-WWW Tag Titles Match
1.Zoey pins Carly with a Northern Lights Suplex
2.Quinn makes "Sam" submit with an STF
Z-101 are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions

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Ms Kitty Katz:I think this is Quinn's 8th or 9th reign as WWW Tag Champ!It's around
4 for Zoey!Z-101 are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!Mila Kunis is here and
she's putting her WWW TV Title on the line against former SHWL and WWW Champ,
Jami G!This might have been a mistake on Mila's part!Jami G is one of the best,bar
none!She not just another pretty face!

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WWW TV Title

Mila Kunis vs Jami G-WWW TV Title Match
1.Mila gets a pin with That 70s Show Sunset
2.Jami G is DQed for using a Black Jack
3.Jami G gets the pin after a Tornado DDT
Referee Leslie Dunn:Neither wrestler has won 2 Falls
Ring the Bell for another Fall!
4.Jami G gets a submission with a Jersey Turnpike
Jami G is The NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:What did I tell you?Mila took the 1st fall,but then Jami G used intimidation
tactics!She blasted Mila with a Jersey Black Jack,it was all Jami G after that!Jami G is
The WWW TV Champion!Okay we have a guest Superstar from The TNA Knockouts
Division...Tara!She's doing very well in TNA,but this is The WWW and our women are
WILDER!Her opponent is one of the best of all time...WWW National Champion,CHANDRA!

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WWW National Title

Chandra vs Tara-WWW National Title Match
1.Chandra uses a pumphandle slam to get the pin
2.Tara uses a backbreaker stretch,Chandra taps out
3.Chandra gets a sumission win with a bridging leglock!
Chandra is YOUR WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:That was a great match!They grappled!This was decided with good old fashioned
Wrestling Ability!Tara did better than can be expected in her 1st WWW outing!She came out and
wrestled Chandra to the best of her ability,unfortunately Chandra was a bit beeter tonight!Chandra
is YOUR WWW National Champion!

WWW CEO Riley Reynolds:Well everyone is saying that Kate Sanders could be the best WWW
World Champion of all time.But in tonight's WWW Wildside Main Event,she will face,the strongest
ever WWW Champion,former W-UEW,UWE Women's and Alliance Women's champion,Hardbody
Holly!These are THE BEST!


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WWW World Title

Kate Sanders vs Hardbody Holly-WWW World Title Match
1.Hardbody Holly gives Kate a Military Press Slam and gets the pin
2.Kate gets a submission with her Catty Claw
3.Hardbody Holly squashes Kate's chances with a running powerslam,HBH pins her
Hardbody Holly is The NEW WWW World Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Hardbody Holly's superior strength won her The WWW World Championship!
Kate was quicker and she did take the 2nd fall with that Catty Claw,but it was Hardbody
Holly that dominated the match!Hardbody Holly is The NEW WWW Champion!

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[WTIC]

iCarly not doing so well, oh my!

Mila didn't hold that Belt too long!

Go, Kendra! I mean, Chandra!

Poor Kate. Maybe I should comfort her, hehhehee!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Team iCarly got bigger things to worry about at the moment...but Z-101 is doing good.

Mila will move up.Jami G will a good TV Champ.

Kendra would a good choice to be a TV Title contender.No One beats Chandra on her turf!Not even Tara (Victoria)!

Kate got squashed but she is not out of the picture just yet...

Dr B

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Episode 14



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PRESS CONFERENCE in The Executive Suites at The Ramada:

(Melanie Puckett sister of WGW Champion Sam Puckett interupts Hardbody Holly's
portion of the press conference!Melanie is wielding Shelby Marx's CFC Title Belt
like it's a weapon...)

Melanie:HARDBODY HOLLY!I'm calling you out!My sister Sam beat you for the WGW
Title and I'm gonna take that WWW Title!

Hardbody Holly:What makes you think you can...

Melanie:What makes me think???I stole Shelby Marx's CFC Title!We may have cheated
Shelby out of her Title but,I'm coming here to The WWW to KICK YER COMMISSIONER
***BLEEP***!

Hardbody Holly:RILEY!!!I don't care what it takes!Sign it!I won't have this nobody come here
and insult me and The WWW!

(Security drags Melanie out,She's laughing hysterically!HBH fell for her ruse!)

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XXXTHE PRELIMSXXX

Julia Duffy vs Jennie Garth
(Garth pins Duffy after a Walkover DDT)

"Hot Donna" vs J-Love
(A Love-Drop KOs "Hot Donna" J-Love gets the pin)

Alicia Witt vs Granny
(Granny shouts,"Hey look!" then KOs Alicia with a Mulepunch)

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Ms Kitty Katz:This is WWW Wildside!It was Jennie Garth over Julia Duffy!
J-Love got a win over "Hot Donna" and Granny outsmarts Witt!It's Jodie
Foster vs Stephie-Mac next!

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"The Little Princess" Stephie-Mac vs Jodi Foster
1.Stephie-Mac executes a perfect Stephie-Stunner and gets the pin
2.Jodie loads her boot when the ref is distracted,she nail Stephie and pins her
3.Jodie powerslams Stephie-Mac and pins her to win the match!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Foster gets a BIG win over Stephie-Mac!I'm liking this More Aggressive
Jodie!Jami G puts The WWW TV Title on the line against "The Charmed One" Paige
Matthews!It's The Jersey Girl vs The Witchy Paige Matthews!

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WWW TV Title

Jami G vs Paige Matthews-WWW TV Title Match
1.Paige nails Jami with a Power Blast and pins her
2.Jami brains Paige with a Tornado DDT and gets a pin
3.Paige executes a Hotshot and pins Jami
Paige Matthews is The NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Jami took Paige for granted!She thought she'd be an easy win!
No such luck there.Paige Matthews is The NEW WWW TV Champion!Okay
it must be WWF-U day here...1st it was "The Little Princess" Stephie-Mac and
now we have Sable vying for Chandra's WWW National Title!

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WWW National Title

Chandra vs Sable-WWW National Title match
1. Chandra gets a submission with a Bridging Leglock
2.SABLE BOMB! Sable get a pin
3.Sable hits a double arm ddt and gets the pin
Sable is The NEW WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:HOLEY!Sable came to fight!She just defeated one of the WWW's toughest
competitors!Sable is your NEW WWW National Champion!

(Melanie rips the mic out of Ms Kitty Katz's hands...)

Melanie:HARDBODY HOLLY!YA PUNK!COME ON!My sister Sam's not out here!She won't
have to interfere in this match!I WILL beat you on my own!WHERE ARE YOU???

(HBH calmly walks out of one of the side doors.She raises her WWW World Title belt and
the fans cheer loudly!She hands her belt to the timekeeper and slides in the ring...)

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WWW World Title

Hardbody Holly vs Melanie Puckett-WWW World Title Match
1.HBH gives Melanie a High Backdrop and pins her
2.Out of nowhere Melanie comes up with a Hammer Punch and a pin
3.HBH steps back when Melanie gets up after a powerslam!
Melanie nails HBH with a Puckett Powerslam!
Melanie goes up and executes a flying press!Melanie gets the pin!
Melanie Puckett is The NEW WWW World Champion!

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(HBH can't believe it!Melanie beat her!Shelby Marx hops the guardrail and tries to jump
Melanie but she doesn't know that Sam just hopped the guardrail and is following her into
the ring!Shelby shoves Melanie,Melanie shoves back.Shelby bumps into Sam,Sam shoves
Shelby and Melanie cold cocks her!Shelby drops!An angry Hardbody Holly charges but is
met with a double ddt!Melanie slides out and grabs The WWW World Title she straps it around
her waist,then grabs the CFC Title!She slides back in and screams at Shelby,"YOU WANT
YOUR CFC BELT?" Melanie slams the plate into Shelby's face then whips her with the belt!)

Melanie:You can have your belt back Shelby,I have REAL gold!The WWW World Title!Call
me a nobody will ya???Who's walking out and who's leaving on a stretcher???Come on Sam...

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[WTIC]

J-Love can pin me anytime, LOL!

Granny, hehehehee!

Jodie with a good victory!

Poor Jami!

Sable looked fabulous!

Melanie P is The Bomb!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
J-Love is cool!I was a block away from The Aloha Stadium the year she sang the national anthem at The Pro Bowl!She is a great singer!

Granny beat the snot outta Alicia Witt!

The Pucketts have taken control...please do not try to adjust your set...you have just entered The OUTER LIMITS!

Dr B
"The Little Princess" has been in Tantrum mode ever since Jodie beat her!

Surprise win by Paige Matthews!It's about time her sister Pheobe couldn't win a title if her life depended on it!

Sable taking the National Title surprised me!She's better than she looks!Who created that card???

[WTIC]

Sable's card? I'm not sure, maybe it was Troy?

Yeah that card ain't half-bad!

[Dr B]

WTIC-
It was...YOU!Ya bonehead!Sable 2 it was a tweaked version of your original!
Good card btw!

Dr B

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Episode 15

WWW vs AJPW Women



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Star vs Carmen Lopez
(Carmen pins Star after a 360 legdrop)

Paris vs Tia Tanaka
(Tanaka plants Paris with a flip ddt and gets the pin)

Sumi Sato vs Lucy Liu
(Liu uses a flying dropkick to get the pin)

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Ms Kitty Katz:THIS IS THE WILDSIDE!It's WWW vs AJPW Women tonight!
We have the best talent from Japan in the arena!It was Carmen Lopez over
Star!Tia Tanaka gets a win on Paris and Lucy Liu pins Sumi Sato!Okay in
the ring from The Motorcity...Chandra!Her opponent is the dreaded Aja Kong!

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Chandra vs Aja Kong
(Chandra hits a pumphandle slam and pins Aja Kong)


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Ms Kitty Katz:Chandra gets a quick win!That's one for The WWW!Former WWW
champ Hardbody Holly takes on a very scary looking Naga Masuno!Man she's
creepy!She looks like an old hag!

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Hardbody Holly vs Naga Masuno
(Masuno wins it with a Viper's Kiss)

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Ms Kitty Katz:I don't believe this!She beat Hardbody Holly with a Viper's Kiss!
Is that legal?Can you do that?Okay The WWW TV Champion Jami G is here!
She faces Kyoto Saito!This should be good both of the contestants are grapplers!
We'll see some good wrestling here...

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WWW TV Title

Jami G vs Kyoko Saito-WWW TV Non Title Match
(Jami G gets a submission with a Jersey Turnpike)

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Ms Kitty Katz:No one escapes that Jersey Turnpike!Jami G is your winner!
Ladies and Gentleman,from Tokyo,Japan...KONG ICHIWARA!And now...
She is The WWW National Champion...SABLE!This is a non Title Match!

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WWW National Title

Sable vs Kong Ichiwara-WWW National Non Title Match
(Ichiwara wins it with a Power Summit)

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Ms Kitty Katz:What a power move!Kong wins it!Sable is down.Get the EMTs out here!
In our WWW Wildside Main Event!Melanie Puckett defends her WWW World Title
against AJPW Women's Aya Tamura!It's The Best vs The Best!

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WWW World Title

Melanie Puckett vs Aya Tamura-WWW World Title Match

ROUND ONE
Melanie hits a fistdrop
Aya suplexes Melanie
Tamura connects with a missile kick!
She rolls Melanie up...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!
Aya gets Melanie up Urange Suplex!
Tamura gets Melanie in an STF!
Puckett grabs the ropes!
Aya goes for a Blue Sky Dive...NOBODY HOME!
Melanie hits Aya with a slingshot legdrop
Springboard Sunset Flip by Puckett!
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
Tamura gets a shoulder up just in time!
Melanie goes up...Flying Press!
She grabs the far leg...
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Melanie Puckett wins the 1st Fall

ROUND TWO
Puckett hits another Flying Press!
Aya kicks out quickly!
Melanie with a Springboard Sunset Flip...
She can't hold Aya!
Blue Sky Dive by Tamura!
Referee Leslie Dunn counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Referee Leslie Dunn:Aya Tamura wins the 2nd Fall

ROUND THREE
Mubi Ichiren by Aya!
Tamura drills Melanie with an Sitdown Atomic Whip!
Aya gets Melanie in a STF!
Referee Leslie Dunn checks...
Puckett tries to fight the pain...
Melanie says no,she refuses to tap out...

[Just as Melanie is about to tap out,Sam slides in with a chair
and starts clobbering Aya Tamura with it!]

Referee Leslie Dunn calls for the bell...

Referee Leslie Dunn:Melanie Puckett is Disqualified for Outside Interference!
Aya Tamura wins the match!Melanie Puckett is still The WWW World Champion!

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(A mob of angry AJPW Women attack The Pucketts!Sam bulldogs Kong Ichiwara!
Kyoto Saito kicks Sam in the back to slow her down!Melanie gives Aya & Naga
a Noggin Knocker!Sam and Melanie are out numbered,Carly Shea runs down to
the ring she's got a metal bat!She hits a line drive to Kong Ichiwara's back!Sam
dives off the top and blasts Kyoko and Aya with a steel chair!Melanie is duking it
out with Kong Ichiwara!Carly crowns Naga with the bat!Screen goes black...credits roll)

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[WTIC]

Opening matches were good, but I don't know who Tia Tanaka is.

Jami G rules!

Ouch, Sable lost!

Sam with the save, luckily for Mel, huh?

[Dr B]

WTIC-
Tia Tanaka one of my made up characters.Real Life...Japanese Pornstar.I liked the name.

Jami G continues to be a winner!

Kong Ichiwara is a mean looking Japanese wrestler that knows the meaning of rulebreaking...

Sam with the save...how else was I gonna write that?Aya is good...WWW Championship material?We'll see.

Dr B

[WTIC]

Speaking of porn stars, I made a manager card for my fave, Gauge! If you want the card, let me know and I will send it right away!

(That goes for the same for the rest of you PERVS too, hehehehhee!)

[Dr B]

Gauge???The only thing she could manage is getting laid!I bet she has a high distractor rating!

Dr B

[Mr. Neily]

You can pm it to me WTIC.

[Dr B]

WWW Wildside Episode 16



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XXXTHE PRELIMSXXX

Hyapatia vs J-Love
(J-Love wins it with a Love-Drop)

Rockin' Rene vs Tia Tanaka
(Tia gets a submission with a Cobra Clutch)

Rosie the Ripper vs Catwoman Eartha
(RtR wins it with an Italian Ice)


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Ms Kitty Katz:It's Wednesday and this is WWW Wildside!It was
J-Love over Hyapatia!Tia Tanaka with a Big win and Rosie the
Ripper "Iced" Catwoman Eartha!Z-101 defend the WWW Tag
Titles next!Their opponents have held these belts on numerous
occasions,I'm talking about...The Verminators!

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WWW Tag Titles

Z-101 vs The Verminators-WWW Tag Title Match
1.Buffy gets the win with a Rear Choke
2.Kelly uses The Bundy Stomp to pin Zoey
The Verminators are The NEW WWW Tag Team Champions!

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Ms Kitty Katz:No sweat for The Verminators,they are The NEW WWW
Tag Team Champions!Okay,TV Champ Paige Matthews is here,she
defends her title against a woman on a TEAR!Soleil!

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WWW TV Title

Paige Matthews vs Soleil-WWW TV Title Match
1.Soleil takes the 1st fall with a Top Rope Fallaway Slam
2.Paige takes the 2nd fall with a springboard plancha
3.Soleil hits a jumping faceslam and get the pin
Soleil is the NEW WWW TV Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Soleil is the NEW WWW TV Champion!I think the only
person to hold The WWW TV Title more than Soleil is Holly Marie!
Those two had many classic battles over the TV Title back in the day.
Sable puts her WWW National Title on the line against one of the
biggest fan favorites...DJ Tanner!

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WWW National Title

Sable vs DJ Tanner-WWW National Title Match
1.Sable uses a sleeper to get the win
2.DJ hits a DJ Deathdrop & gets the pin
3.DJ connects with a Half Moon Moonsault & gets the win
DJ Tanner is the NEW WWW National Champion!

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Ms Kitty Katz:Sable didn't have a chance!DJ came here to win and
that's what she did!DJ Tanner is The NEW WWW National Champion!
In our Wildside Main Event...recently Melanie Puckett went over to Japan
to scout Beulah who wrestles on ASATT W-J cards.She saw Beulah
thrash former WWW champ Hardbody Holly!Melanie decided that this
would be a good test of her talent!Tonight it's Melanie Puckett vs Beulah
the WWW World Title is on the line!

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Melanie Puckett vs Beulah-WWW World Title Match
1.Mel gets the pin with a flying bodypress
2.Beulah makes Melanie tap with a camel clutch
3.Melanie uses a Puckett Powerslam to get the pin
Melanie Puckett is the WWW World Champion!

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WWW World Title

(Beulah gets up,she's in a rage!She grabs Melanie by the hair and veals
her across the ring!Beulah jumps on her and rains down punches!Sam
slides in and dropkicks Beulah in the back of the head!The Pucketts are
double teaming Beulah!Out of the crowd a lone figure comes over the
guardrail and into the ring!It's Masked Margaux!She gives Sam a swift kick
to the spine,then stomps her mercilessly!There's someone outside the ring.
It's Annie Defatta,better known as Fake Sam!She's slides brass knucks to...
Screen goes black credits roll...)

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