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Post by Dr B on Mar 1, 2017 2:44:34 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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Cornette:Welcome to UEW Wednesday Night!
Farmhand Frankie:PYRO!KHREN!It goes down tonight!
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Monkey Chan vs The Franchise - Chan gets a pin with a Donkey Kong Barrel Roll
The RichGirl$ vs Pajama Party - PJ Vanessa pins TVG
The Medics vs Frankie Williams and Rocky King-King with a big right hand KOs Medic#2
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Shaylene Tanner:Wow Monkey Chan got his 1st win!Pajama Party put The RichGirl$ to sleep and Frankie and Rocky get another win! Let's goto the ring...
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***Midcard***
The Mulkeys vs The Mod Squad - Randy Mulkey botches a move trips and wiped out Spike!Bill reaches over and Tags himself in,he pins Spike!
Sandi Pearson vs Tia Tanaka for The UEWINT International Title (Taped in Osaka Japan) Pearson uses her gymnastic ability to execute a triple somersault splash and get the win!Sandi Pearson retains The UEWINT International Title!
The Farmhands vs Death by Fire for The UEW Tag Titles It doesn't even make it to the ring!The come out of the back brawling!Pyro pushes Plowboy off the top of the ramp!Frankie jams a fist into Mr Khen's face!Ooh Khren dropkicks Frankie into a concrete wall!Pyro throws fire but Plowboy dodges,grabs an extinguisher and covers Pyro with flame retardant foam!
Frankie borrows a lady's hat pin and goes nuts poking Pyro!TOING!Meanwhile,Plowboy and Khren are fighting by the Janitors closet.Khren whacks Plowboy with a broom! Plowboy shoves Khren's face into a mopbucket then breaks amop over his back!Pyro and Frankie are brawling in the loges!OMG Pyro takes "The Shane Bump"!That's a 20 foot fall!Plowboy runs over and pins Pyro...1-2-3!Referee San Heyward raises Plowboy's hand!The Farmhands are still The UEW Tag Team Champions!
Lalaine vs Crazy Ashley for the W-UEW Title These two have never gotten along!Crazy Ashley works on Lalaine's legs to lessen her agility.Lalaine retaliates with a couple of hard shots to the face!She uses a series of kneelifts to knock Crazy Ashley down...
Oh no...not again!Lizzie and M-K slide in and toss an Official Autographed Twins bat to Crazy Ashley...PING PING PING!Referee Joanie Lee disqualifies Olsen!
Crazy Ashley slides out and tries to steal the W-UEW belt!She's cutoff by The Vigilantes.One of them whispers something to Ashley...
(Crazy Ashley drops The Belt and all 3 Olsens disappear into the crowd.The fans cheer as The Vigilantes help Lalaine get to the back...)
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Shaylene Tanner:Ok I can't believe The Muclkeys have only 1 loss in 8 years!Somethings wrong with that!Sandi Pearson retains her International Title,did you see that WTIC swilling down that Ramen and Sushi?Dang!The Farmhands are still your UEW Tag Champs...what in the holey heck did that have to do with wrestling???Lalaine got mugged by the Olsens...but who was that Vigilante and what did she say to make The Olsens take off like that?
Barth Gimble:In our UEW Wednesday Night MAIN EVENT...UEW Unified World Champion "Troutboy" will face...Dr Deathlock
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Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown vs Dr Deathlock for the UEW Unified World Title Troutboy fires off the "Old Soupbone" right hand but Deathlock just stares at him! WTH???Deathlock takes Tyrone down with a hiptoss and gets him in rolling armscissors.Deathlock flings Tyrone into the ropes...Troutboy does a baseball slide between Deathlock's legs!Troutboy hooks him up...DDT,no Deathlock reverses it High Vertical Suplex,there's a cover 1-2...Deathlock pulled him up!Tombstone Piledriver!Dr Deathlock cinches up his Euthanasia Sleeper!His arm falls limply. The arms falls a second time...Troutboy's arm goes up!Deathlock tightens his grip! Referee Rick Santos stops the match and declare Dr Deathlock the NEW UEW Unified Champion!
Deathlock revives Troutboy.The Ring Attendants help Tyrone getto the locker room.
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Shaylene Tanner:WTH???He used a illegal chokehold!Deathlock my ***BLEEP***!Don't make me get outta my seat!!!GWAN take the belt and get outta here! (PHZZZT)screen goes black credits roll...
***Post Show in The Executive Boardroom***
Vigilante 1:Hahaha they bought it!She turned white and they took off pretty fast!
Vigilante 2:The Voice of Authority always puts the fear in them...
(Come on NO it isn't Stephanie...to obivious)
UEW ROCKS!
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Post by ToddWTIC on Mar 1, 2017 19:04:55 GMT -5
Hey Dr B! Another AWEsome fight card! Not much time before Frankie / Rocky get a shot at the Belts, I hope! Rest of the card is pretty solid! You should be writing for Vince, oh yeah!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 1, 2017 21:58:27 GMT -5
Haha I have Frankie and Rocky inline for a shot at The Mulkeys WNW Tag Titles. Things will play out next week.
Dr B
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Post by Kelly Monro on Mar 2, 2017 21:01:33 GMT -5
Dr Deathlock with another belt. He always makes an interesting champion.
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Post by Dr B on Mar 2, 2017 23:19:59 GMT -5
Kelly. Deathlock is one of the best characters ever to come out of AWF!Troutboy had no offense that could even make Deathlock flinch.
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Mar 2, 2017 23:20:22 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM***
Announcer Cheryl Glass:It's time for MWRW!Coming to you live from the Kansas City Civic Center!These young guys put on quite a show last week!Let's goto the ring...
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***PRELIMS***
Muscle Mac vs Starman - Starman executes a Suicide Dive and gets the win
The Indians (Blackfoot and Raja) vs The New Zealanders- Raja gets a submission win
Mascross vs Ashura - Ashura Stuns Mascross and gets a pin
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***MID CARD***
Bucky "Fish Head" Brown vs Blade Mohamed - Bucky gets a pin after a "Light Tackle"
Chernobyl vs Alec Quinn - Time Limit Draw
Trevor Rogers vs Josh Trap - Josh wins it with a JTrap
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Announcer Cheryl Glass:In the prelims,Starman gets a tremendous win over Muscle Mac!The Indians get a win over The New Zealanders and Ashura gets a "stunning" win!Bucky Brown gets his 1st MWRW win,Chernobyl and Alec Quinn goto a time limit draw!Josh Trap is 2-0!
Shaylene Tanner:Up next we have Robby Angleo vs The Amazon!
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Robby Angleo vs The Amazon
1.Angleo uses a springboard legdrop to get the pin 2.The Amazon takes it to the outside!He uses a 1 Hand Backbreaker to get the win 3.The Amazon gets a pin after a running kneebutt
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Announcer Cheryl Glass:In our semi-final match...It will be Cool Clay Chase vs The Cyborg!The winner will be the Midwest Regional Champion!
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***MWRW Regional Title Match***
"C3" Cool Clay Chase vs The Cyborg for The MWRW Regional Title
1.The Cyborg gets a win with a Kamakaze Crash 2."3C" uses a salto suplet to get the win 3.Cool Clay Chase uses his Cool Clutch to win the match
Cool Clay Chase is your MWRW Regional Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:I thought that Cyborg guy was gonna win it!Cool Clay Chase is your Regional Champion!In our MWRW Main Event...Dirty Dawg Viscious will face Charger for The MWRW United States Championship!
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Dirty Dawg Viscious vs Charger for The MWRW United States Title
1.Charger makes DDV tap with a rope assist Figure 4 2.Dirty Dawg gets a pin with a Lariat 3.Charger hits an Inverted DDT and gets the pin Charger is the NEW MWRW United States Champion!
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Announcer Cheryl Glass:Charger wins his 1st MWRW United States Title! Cool Clay Chase retains the MWRW Regional Title!Next week we'll have a Tag Team Tournament to determine a MWRW Tag Team Champion!
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***Post Show in The Civic Center Office***
Ms Monro:I was asked point blank who kicked the door in last week.Well, all I can say is that it was someone we haven't seen in a long time.She's big,rugged and tough!She sided with those troublemakers because she claims she and her partner never got a push.Not from the W-UEW,The WWW not even when they when they worked in Japan for Joshi Pro Retsuden!I don't agree with the way they're handling this.But they will get attention for doing this!I was also asked who Vigilante #1 and #2 are.You'll find out next week after that "ALL BLACK" Battle Royale!Could be anyone...
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by ToddWTIC on Mar 3, 2017 21:19:44 GMT -5
Is Muscle Mac related to Little Mac? AWEsome stuff, Dr B! No one is the fed writing workhorse you are! Anyway, I guess Pez Whatley won't be in your "All Black" Battle Royal, because he doesn't like being called that! Just ask Jimmy Valiant at (0:48):
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Post by Dr B on Mar 4, 2017 2:08:00 GMT -5
Is that what started that feud?
Muscle Man/Little Mac there's a storyline there somewhere.
The All Black Battle Royal is coming Monday.Everyone dressed in black with masks. Can't tell who's who.I worked out really well.
Dr B
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Post by Kelly Monro on Mar 4, 2017 20:38:17 GMT -5
I am looking forward to the next match!
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Post by Kelly Monro on Mar 4, 2017 20:41:41 GMT -5
And who knew that a pair of scissors is something that wrestlers carry in their pockets!
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Post by ToddWTIC on Mar 4, 2017 22:32:17 GMT -5
Not the most believable heel turn ever, that's for sure!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 4, 2017 23:35:30 GMT -5
They needed a way to touch off that feud.it last a long time.Shaska got his head shaved so did Jimmy Valiant.it became one of the best secondary feuds of the time.
Kelly, sure scissors are legal ask Sid Viscious and Arn Anderson.haha!
Dr B
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Post by ToddWTIC on Mar 6, 2017 0:15:40 GMT -5
Yeah that Valiant vs Pez was a LONG fued! I wonder where Pez came up with the name Shaska though?
The Sid vs Arn with scissors was something huh? Neither had physical scars afterward so I thought it was kayefabe at the time!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 6, 2017 0:47:34 GMT -5
Check out youtube for the vid where Vader explains what happened.They were really trying to kill each other although no one seems to know why.
Dr B
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Post by ToddWTIC on Mar 6, 2017 19:23:29 GMT -5
Yeah I don't think I've heard a clear-cut answer on that. Although I think both Arn and Sid talked about it on Youtube, I don't remember what they said was the cause though. I'd have to look for those vids again.
Poor Vader with less than 2 years to live now. At least he's still doing what he loves: wrestle in the ring!
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