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Post by Dr B on Oct 2, 2015 12:36:08 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday Night Wrestling! We have a great event for you tonight! It will be the testing ground to see who advances and who doesn't! Let's Goto The Ring... ***************************************************
***MIDCARD MATCHES*** Keani & Moani vs Lalaine & Chelsea It was an all out brawl to see who would earn their "Spot". Chelsea makes an impressive comeback after that disappointing Title match last week.At 22m 45s Laiaine pins Keani after a spinning plancha and a slingshot legdrop.
Dina "POC" vs The Dahli-Mama - In a K-1 Match At 9m 44s Dina explodes with a hard left hook that floors Dahli-Mama The Referee counts ...7-8-9...10! The winner by Knockout Dina "POC"!
Alexa & Erin Zariah vs Ari and Rocky - In a Texas Tornado Match
Alexa is determined to get a win and get on track again.This proves to be difficult with all 4 in the ring at once.Ari and Rocky are no amatuers they put up a heluva fight!At 19m 03s Alexa pins Rocky,Erin Zariah also has Ari covered at the same time.Alexa & Erin Zariah pin Ari & Rocky. A huge win for Alexa and Erin Zariah!
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Barth Gimble:Lalaine and Chelsea will keep their "Spot" and although Keani & Moani lost they showed some heart.Dina "POC" KOs Dahli-Mama! Alexa Nikolas and Erin Zariah get an impressive win over Ari and Rocky!
Shaylene Tanner:Maddie and Cece defend their Women's Tag Titles against a slightly different combination...Mohawk Miley & Hilary!
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Maddie & Cece vs Mohawk & Hilary - For The Women's Tag Titles
At 19m 16s Mohawk Miley KOs Maddie.
Alliance Commissioner Kitty Katz rushes down tothe ring. She plays footage of the match for Referee Lark Kesler that reaveals Hilary handing a foreign object to Mohawk moments before Maddie was knocked out! Referee Lark Kesler reverses her decission and DQs Mohawk for the use of a Foreign Object!Cece & Maddie retain The Tag Titles and Mohawk & Hilary are fined $1000 each for their Rule Infraction.
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Shaylene Tanner:Cece and Tori help gets Maddie back to the locker room Mohawk tries to start something with Tori but GM Trina Vega is there to make sure Maddie gets back safely...
Barth Gimble:Up next The Kong defend The UEW Tag Team against Goldberg & Sting! This is a UEW Tag Title Match...
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Kong vs Goldberg & Sting 16m 04s King Kong Brody pins Goldberg! The Kongs retain the UEW Tag Titles!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Kong get the win and are the still UEW Tag Team Champions!
Barth Gimble:Up next a UEW Women's Champion Charlene Davidson faces Executive Vice President of The Alliance...Ms Monro!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Charlene Davidson vs EVP Kelly For The UEW Women's Championship!
This was definately THE match of the evening! Try as she might, UEW Women's Champion Charlene Davidson could not stop Ms Monro's maniacal onslaught!The match went back and forth. Neither Contestant took a single step backward!Davidson hit Ms Monro with everything she had but it wasn't enough,Monro kept coming at her!The match ends in a 30m Time Limit Draw! Charlene Davidson is your UEW Women's Champion!
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UEW General Manager Trina Vega and The Alliance Commissioner Kitty Katz come down to the ring. UEW GM Trina Vega:Charlene I am disappointed.I watched your sister Harlene for years,your daughter Mad Dog Shanon too.I have NEVER seen a Davidson NOT finish the job!Now,Ms Monro,you are The Executive Vice President and the only one beside Dr B himself that outranks me. You took our Women's Champion to her limits.Though this match ended in a Draw,considering you haven't been in the ring for quite some time, you were so close to winning the title...
Commissioner Kitty Katz:As of this moment The UEW Championship Committee has decided to hold up The UEW Women's Title until such time that a NO TIME LIMIT MATCH can be signed to determine who The UEW Women's Champion will be.The Championship Committee has spoken. Jr VP OK Kid you have 30 days to get a match signed.Both contestants must agree to all the stipulations.Charlene Davidson,Ms Monro you will see me in my Office right now...Go
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
(Mr Neil struts down the ramp showing off his golden silk robe...) Mr Neil: Listen up you pencilnecks!I am YOUR Unified World Champion! Show some respect and show a little class when I enter the arena!Your so called "Hero" John Cena WILL find out why I am NOT "a" world champion, I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION!Hahaha The REAL Champion is here...
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** Mr Neil vs John Cena -In The Octogon For The UEW Unified World Championship 7m 50s After a full out fight Mr Neil KOs John Cena with a wicked Twisting DDT! John Cena sustains injury to his neck! Mr Neil retains the UEW Unified World Championship! ***************************************************
Shaylene Tanner:Mr Neil does it again,Cena fought hard but Mr Neil fought better.Mr Neil retains The UEW Unified World Championship!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 2, 2015 12:38:03 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday Night Wrestling! We have a great event for you tonight! It will be the testing ground to see who advances and who doesn't! Let's Goto The Ring... ***************************************************
***MIDCARD MATCHES*** Keani & Moani vs Lalaine & Chelsea It was an all out brawl to see who would earn their "Spot". Chelsea makes an impressive comeback after that disappointing Title match last week.At 22m 45s Laiaine pins Keani after a spinning plancha and a slingshot legdrop.
Dina "POC" vs The Dahli-Mama - In a K-1 Match At 9m 44s Dina explodes with a hard left hook that floors Dahli-Mama The Referee counts ...7-8-9...10! The winner by Knockout Dina "POC"!
Alexa & Erin Zariah vs Ari and Rocky - In a Texas Tornado Match
Alexa is determined to get a win and get on track again.This proves to be difficult with all 4 in the ring at once.Ari and Rocky are no amatuers they put up a heluva fight!At 19m 03s Alexa pins Rocky,Erin Zariah also has Ari covered at the same time.Alexa & Erin Zariah pin Ari & Rocky. A huge win for Alexa and Erin Zariah!
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Barth Gimble:Lalaine and Chelsea will keep their "Spot" and although Keani & Moani lost they showed some heart.Dina "POC" KOs Dahli-Mama! Alexa Nikolas and Erin Zariah get an impressive win over Ari and Rocky!
Shaylene Tanner:Maddie and Cece defend their Women's Tag Titles against a slightly different combination...Mohawk Miley & Hilary!
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Maddie & Cece vs Mohawk & Hilary - For The Women's Tag Titles
At 19m 16s Mohawk Miley KOs Maddie.
Alliance Commissioner Kitty Katz rushes down tothe ring. She plays footage of the match for Referee Lark Kesler that reaveals Hilary handing a foreign object to Mohawk moments before Maddie was knocked out! Referee Lark Kesler reverses her decission and DQs Mohawk for the use of a Foreign Object!Cece & Maddie retain The Tag Titles and Mohawk & Hilary are fined $1000 each for their Rule Infraction.
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Shaylene Tanner:Cece and Tori help gets Maddie back to the locker room Mohawk tries to start something with Tori but GM Trina Vega is there to make sure Maddie gets back safely...
Barth Gimble:Up next The Kong defend The UEW Tag Team against Goldberg & Sting! This is a UEW Tag Title Match...
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Kong vs Goldberg & Sting 16m 04s King Kong Brody pins Goldberg! The Kongs retain the UEW Tag Titles!
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Shaylene Tanner:The Kong get the win and are the still UEW Tag Team Champions!
Barth Gimble:Up next a UEW Women's Champion Charlene Davidson faces Executive Vice President of The Alliance...Ms Monro!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Charlene Davidson vs EVP Kelly For The UEW Women's Championship!
This was definately THE match of the evening! Try as she might, UEW Women's Champion Charlene Davidson could not stop Ms Monro's maniacal onslaught!The match went back and forth. Neither Contestant took a single step backward!Davidson hit Ms Monro with everything she had but it wasn't enough,Monro kept coming at her!The match ends in a 30m Time Limit Draw! Charlene Davidson is your UEW Women's Champion!
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UEW General Manager Trina Vega and The Alliance Commissioner Kitty Katz come down to the ring. UEW GM Trina Vega:Charlene I am disappointed.I watched your sister Harlene for years,your daughter Mad Dog Shanon too.I have NEVER seen a Davidson NOT finish the job!Now,Ms Monro,you are The Executive Vice President and the only one beside Dr B himself that outranks me. You took our Women's Champion to her limits.Though this match ended in a Draw,considering you haven't been in the ring for quite some time, you were so close to winning the title...
Commissioner Kitty Katz:As of this moment The UEW Championship Committee has decided to hold up The UEW Women's Title until such time that a NO TIME LIMIT MATCH can be signed to determine who The UEW Women's Champion will be.The Championship Committee has spoken. Jr VP OK Kid you have 30 days to get a match signed.Both contestants must agree to all the stipulations.Charlene Davidson,Ms Monro you will see me in my Office right now...Go
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW Main Event...UEW Unified World Championship Match! Let's go to the ring...
(Mr Neil struts down the ramp showing off his golden silk robe...) Mr Neil: Listen up you pencilnecks!I am YOUR Unified World Champion! Show some respect and show a little class when I enter the arena!Your so called "Hero" John Cena WILL find out why I am NOT "a" world champion, I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION!Hahaha The REAL Champion is here...
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD TITLE MATCH*** Mr Neil vs John Cena -In The Octogon For The UEW Unified World Championship 7m 50s After a full out fight Mr Neil KOs John Cena with a wicked Twisting DDT! John Cena sustains injury to his neck! Mr Neil retains the UEW Unified World Championship! ***************************************************
Shaylene Tanner:Mr Neil does it again,Cena fought hard but Mr Neil fought better.Mr Neil retains The UEW Unified World Championship!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 4, 2015 13:58:49 GMT -5
Last week we followed "The Tiz" as she toured some Mid-South Houseshows...
Dahli-Mama vs "The Tiz" 15m 20s "The Tiz" gets a pin with a backslide
Kharma Kong vs "The Tiz" 24m 38s A hard kneelift KOs Kharma Kong "The Tiz" wins the match
Chicky Walker vs "The Tiz" in a Non-Title Match 15m 59s Chicky wins it with a Dragon Suplex
Ashley Olsen vs "The Tiz" in a Cage 10m 47s "The Tiz" wins it with a Mounted Palm Blow
Tracy Beaker vs "The Tiz" for The World Television Title 6m 34s "The Tiz" nails Beaker with a Roundhose Kick and scores a KO Ashley "The Tiz" Tisdale in the NEW World Television Champion!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 9, 2015 2:45:46 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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Cornette:Welcome to UEW Mayhem!This is going to be a night to remember!
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***MIDCARD*** The Tiz vs CCR for The World Televison Title 10m 47s The Tiz pins CCR!The Tiz retains The World Television Title!
The Kong vs The Manes for the UEW Tag Titles King Kong Brody pins Silvermane.The Kong retain the UEW Tag Titles!
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Charlene Davidson vs Ms Monro For the UEW Women's Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From The Motorcity...Charlene Davidson! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Indiana...EVP Ms Monro! 2 out of 3 Falls 120 minute Time Limit
1.43m 32s Ms Monro arrogantly pins Charlene with a foot on her chest! 2.14m 38s of the 2nd Fall Ms Monro gets a submission win with an Arm Hold and Facelock
Ms Monro is the NEW UEW Women's Champion!
The Great Harlene Davidson 10 Times W-UEW Champion comes down to the ring. She checks on her sister to make sure she's okay.Harlene approaches Ms Monro!
Ms Monro puts her fists and goes into her fighting stance...Harlene shakes her head "No".Harlene smiles then raises Ms Monro's hand!The fans ROAR their approval!
Harlene Davidson:Monro you've always done right by The SoulTakers and The Davidsons You helped us sign some of the craziest matches ever.Queen of The Cage,Queen of The FCA,Wargames with The DOP...I loved working with Chandra rest her soul,but after that 3 way FCA with Shannen and MJH,I had to think about retiring.It was you Monro that explained to me that I have a Wrestling Legacy and won't be forgotten. My point is...Here Monro this belongs to you.
(Harlene hands The UEW Women's Titlebelt to Ms Monro)
Ms Monro:As my 1st duty as UEW Women's Champion,I'm demanding that The Championship Committee change the name back to The W-UEW Championship!Harlene you were there when we closed the doors on various Alliance Territories,You and Big Queenie never hesitated to rejoin our roster.Neither has Mad Dog Shanon,Charlene and EZ Ryder.
You'ved headlined Alliance cards since we opened back in 1998!Your retirement was a big blow to the company.That year we also lost The Bitchslappers,Beulah and a few of our Mid-Card and Prelim wrestlers.The fans would like one more match,but I won't allow it.At 49,Harlene it is to risky for you to step in the ring again.I won't let a friend's ego let her get crippled.
(The Locker Rooms empty and everyone come down to ringside...)
Dr B Alliance CEO:Monro,I gotta hand it to you...You showed everyone that you're not a "desk riding" Executive Vice President,you're also a take action Executive Vice President!Last week Charlene Davidson could NOT defeat you.This week with a little more time you took 2 straight falls and now you're the UEW...er, W-UEW Champion!You know I love you Monro,but I can't go easy on you.We owe it to the fans we need to give them World Class Title Matches.So your 1st defense will be against your favorite wrestler...Stephanie Paine!
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Shaylene Tanner:Dang...Be careful what you wish for,it may not turn out exactly how you planned.EVP Ms Monro is the NEW W-UEW Champion,but to keep that belt she has to defeat one of the greatest heels of Alliance history...Stephanie Paine!!!
(PHZZZT)screen goes black credits roll...
UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 12, 2015 4:03:10 GMT -5
***Mohawk Miley on the verge of suspension***
At a houseshow in Tulsa.Mohawk Miley,The Tiz and Hilary faced The Tag Champions,Cece & Maddie with Tori Vega as their partner.
It was a great match featuring 6 very talented wrestlers! During an altercation,Tori Vega is seperated from her team. Mohawk Miley and The Tiz work her over while Hilary runs interference!
Mohawk Miley grabs a steel chair and repeatedly smashing it into Tori's leg!Cece and Maddie make the save and chase Mohawk Miley and The Tiz into the backstage area.
Hilary breaks kayfabe and helps Tori Vega get back to the Locker rooms.The fans applaud Hilary.
Dr B:WATDAHEL Mohawk???You know how to work that chairshot! But noooo,you purposely went after Tori's leg!I know you and Tori don't always get along,but injuring Tori isn't the way to handle this!One more infraction Mohawk and I WILL suspend you!STICK THAT TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I STICK IT BACK FOR YOU!!!
***Sting catches up with Mr Neil***
At a UEW Houseshow in Louisiana during a Mr Neil interview,Sting mysteriously appears demanding Mr Neil return his SMWF Titlebelt.
Mr Neil:The SMWF belt is hidden in a safe.Only I know where and how to get it out...
Mr Neil makes a gesture signaling his Wild and Crazy Thugs!They attack Sting with Black Bats and chase him out of the arena!
Sting:Neil you better watch yourself.When you least expect it,I will be there to avenge myself and take back MY SMWF belt!
Dr B:I don't care what it takes Jr VP OK Kid sign them in a match.Any stips just get it signed!I want Sting out of my territory as soon as possible.We are NOT the stinkin' Whirled Wrestling Federation we are NOT The Stephanie McMahon Wrestling Federation!We ARE The Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Alliance! I pushed Stinger Steve for years,what does he do?Jumps ship and signs with The dadgum SMWF!!!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 16, 2015 1:07:29 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday Night Wrestling! We have a great event for you tonight!Things will be sorted out this week...
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***MIDCARD MATCHES*** Keani & Moani vs The Huge Crew It was a wild one!The styles of these two teams are so similar that nether team got a clear advantage.The match ends in a draw.Sandy and Mandy shake hands with Keani and Moani.
Plowboy Zeke vs Mike Justice Plowboy Zeke gets a pin after a Plowshare!
Alexa & Erin Zariah vs NgO- In a Texas Tornado Match
Kate and Brooke seperate Alexa from Erin Zariah and pound her silly!At 4m 58s NgO Kate pins Alexa by placing a foot on her chest!
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***WOMEN'S TAG TITLE MATCH***
Team W-UEW vs Team WWW Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The W-UEW Tag Team Champions... Cece Jones and Madison Vega...Team W-UEW! And in the Blue Corner... The WWW Tag Team Champions... Blonde Brazilian and Hilary...Team WWW! DING DING DING Cece Jones rattles Blonde Brazilian's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! Madison Vega slams Hilary's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Blonde Brazilian drops Cece Jones with a Bionic Elbow! Blonde Brazilian ties Madison Vega up in the corner...open hand chop! Madison Vega gets Hilary in an Airplane Spin. Madison Vega stomps Blonde Brazilian & executes a kneedrop! Hilary attempts a Frog Splash but... Madison Vega Gorilla Slams Hilary! Hilary,Superplex! Cece Jones can't get up! Walkover DDT by Madison Vega! Madison Vega rolls Blonde Brazilian up! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Team W-UEW gets the win!
For the 1st time in history 1 team holds both the W-UEW and WWW Tag Team Championships!Cece & Maddie hold their titlebelts high...
There's a shoving match going on.Hilary is screaming at Blonde Brazilian! The Brizilian shoves back and attacks with a flurry of Martial Arts moves! Hilary grabs a leg...Dragontwist!The Brazilian goes down Hilary starts her Ground and Pound!
Mohawk Miley and The Tiz slide into the ring...they go after Hilary,it's 3 on 1! Cece & Maddie come to Hilary's aid...(The crowds begins to roar)Tori Vega slides in and starts clearing the ring!
Tori grabs The Tiz and flings her through the rope and onto the floor!Tori helps Blonde Brazilian get up.She shakes her hand before throwing her over the top rope and onto the floor.Tori points at Mohawk Miley,then signals her companions to vacate the ring...
Tori Vega:MOHAWK...you didn't finish the job.I'm still here and I'm gonna... Mohawk rushes but is met with a knee to the face1It turns into a all out fistfight!No love lost here...
GM Trina Vega:Tori STAND DOWN!Sister if you're going to be in a fight of this magnitude,you oughta get paid for it.You wanna fight?I swore I wouldn't allow this match again but well in this case...Mohawk Miley vs Tori Vega... Falls Count Anywhere in the State of Kansas!
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Kong vs The Machines We have never witnessed King Kong Brody getting thrown around like this before!Giant Machine was relentless he beat the tar outta Brody went after Bundy.Strong Machine got in his share of licks in a ringside brawl with Bundy.Meanwhile Giant Machine worked over Brody,but didn't attempt to pin him.He wanted to deal out as much punishment as he could before at 34m 46s putting him in a Shoulderclaw and getting a submission win! The Machines are the NEW UEW Tag Titles Holders!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
EVP Ms Monro vs 15 Time W-UEW Champion Lalaine For The W-UEWChampionship!
The match ends in controversy.At 11m 29s Lalaine locks in an Ankle Lock. Ms Monro's head was clearly under the bottom rope which constitutes a rope break.While Ms Monro did NOT tap out Referee Lark Kestler stops the match.
Lalaine is awarded the match by Referee Lark Kestler but The Championship Committee declares Ms Monro retains the W-UEW Title.
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD/SMWF TITLE MATCH*** Mr Neil vs Sting -In A Cage For The UEW Unified World & SMWF Championships Although it's normally NOT allowed a stipulation was made so this became a Whirled Wrestling Federation Style Cage Match!At 2m 39s Mr Neil climbs over the top to win the match,
Mr Neil vs Sting -In A Submission or KO Match For The UEW Unified World & SMWF Championships This match was brutal,both contestants used every trick in the book to wear their opponent out!At 5m 08s Sting gets Mr Neil up in a Vertical Suplex position and hold him there for 30 seconds before executing the move! Sting gets Mr Neil in a Scorpion Armlock.Mr Neil taps we are tied at 1 fall apiece!
Sting vs Mr Neil -in a No Cheating Scientific Match Both contestants show off some real scientific wrestling skills. They stayed within the rules,using legitimate high impact moves rather fisticuffs and brawingl.At 12m 54s Mr Neil uses an bridging pin to get the win!Mr Neil for the moment anyway,is THE UEW and SMWF Unified Champion of The World!
(Vinny-Mac,Stephie-Mac and HHH run down to the ringside area! They are followed to the ring by 2 of Mr Neil's Wild and Crazy Thugs! Wait there someone else...What the,it's Ninjagirl!
Vinny-Mac:DOC!Where are you, you sombitch???
Dr B:Now Vinny is that the kind of language we use at a FAMILY oriented show?I stongly suggest that you take your SMWF Titlebelt,your "Company" champion,Mr Borden and go back to The Northeast Territory where you belong!Although there are 4 of your Whirled Wrestling Federation so called "Superstars" and there is Mr Neil his WCW thugs and NinjaGirl...We could settle this now in a POST MAIN EVENT WCW vs SMWF in a 6 man tag match and Stephie-Mac and NinjaGirl in a Cage,what do you say...Mr Mac???
Team SMWF vs Mr Neil In a 6 Person Tag Team Matc h! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... Mr Mac,Sting and HHH...Team SMWF! And in the Blue Corner... Mr Neil,Thug 1 and Thug 2...Mr Neil's Team WCW! DING DING DING Thug 1 grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! Mr Mac with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover! 1... 2... No only a 2 count! HHH brains Mr Neil with a Piledriver! 1... 2... Mr Neil is up! Thug 2 follows HHH into the corner with a lariat! Thug 2 has HHH up...Vertical Suplex! HHH goes down hard! Thug 1 chokes Sting! The Referee gets between them... Thug 1 breaks the hold! Thug 2 executes a gutwrench suplex on HHH. HHH gets Thug 2 in a Scorpian Deathlock! Thug 2 escapes the hold. Mr Mac takes a Super Kick in the head! Mr Neil with a pin!Handful of tights! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Mr Neil gets the win!
NinjaGirl vs Stephie-Mac in a Cage! These women have no concern of their well being.It was an all out WAR!NinjaGirl opens up a gash on Stephie's forehead by ramming her face1st into the steel!Stephie bites NinjaGirl and repeatedly slams her face into the steel causing her to bleed a huge Pyro Explosion at the 5 minute mark throws both contestants across the ring!At 6m 59s NinjaGirl uses a mount palm blow to KO Stephie-Mac!NinjaGirl wins the match!Stephie-Mac is rushed to the Emergency Medical Area by The EMTs!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 22, 2015 11:55:56 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM***
Dr B:This the one we've all been waiting for 4 Titles on the line! A huge Elimination Match!It's Mr Neil vs Troutboy in a Loser Leaves The UEW Alliance Match for The UEW Unified World Championship!
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***PRELIMS***
The Ukranian vs SheWolf Ilsa - SheWolf gets a pin with a German Suplex
Hot Helen vs Hotstuff Haley - Hotstuff hit a DDT and gets a pin
Tamina vs Lady K - Match stopped by the Referee
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***MID CARD***
Keani vs Dahli-Mama Dahli-Mama with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip! Keani misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost! Keani clamps on a Figure 4 Leglock! Dahli-Mama breaks the hold! Keani executes a devastating Spinebuster! Keani just got nailed with Dahli-Mama's,Spinebuster! Keani is clearly shaken...another Spinebuster! The Referee counts 1...2...3!!! Dahli-Mama destroys Keani with 2 Spinebusters & wins the match!
The Jackal vs Enzyme The Jackal shows off some great chain wrestling moves! The Jackal slams Enzyme's head into the turnbuckle!Rollup!Kickout! Enzyme drops The Jackal with a Bionic Elbow! Enzyme hits The Jackal with Brainbuster! Enzyme gets flattened with a Powerslam! The Jackal rolls Enzyme up... The Referee counts 1...2...3!!! The Jackal gets the win over Enzyme!
UEWPro - Elimination Match! The Contestants are...NGO Kate Sanders,Melanie Puckett,Jamie Lynn,Chica LaParka,Baldhead Britney, Sam Puckett,Ariana,Alexa Nikolas,NGO Brooke & Erin Zariah! Referee Danny Pine calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Cornette: All 10 Contestants start out brawling! Lawler: Looks like we got a quick rollup! NGO Kate Sanders has just been pinned and is eliminated! *****UEW***** Lawler:Lookout...BIG COLLISION! Cornette:There's a cover! Melanie Puckett was pinned and is eliminated! *****UEW***** Cornette:Lookout!!!Oh no!!! Lawler:What a devestating move! Ariana has been hurt and cannot continue! Ariana is eliminated! *****UEW***** Lawler: Erin Zariah is trying to fight off 3 wrestlers! Cornette:Nah King,the odds are not in Erin Zariah's favor! Erin Zariah fought well but is eliminated! *****UEW***** Cornette:Holy Moley!They've got Jamie Lynn up! Lawler:I don't believe it Jim,a Double Powerbomb!!! Jamie Lynn is thrown out of the ring and is eliminated! *****UEW***** Lawler: NGO Brooke goes down hard! Cornette:Everyone jumps on top of NGO Brooke! NGO Brooke is the victim of the dogpile and is eliminated! *****UEW***** Cornette: Chica LaParka is fist and fire King! Lawler:Oh no!A kick in the gut knocks Chica LaParka down!There's a cover! Referee Danny Pine counts: 1...2...3!!! Chica LaParka made a great comeback but,is eliminated! *****UEW***** Lawler:Just three wrestlers left Jim! Cornette:They're going after Sam Puckett!Ooh,that's gotta hurt! Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2... NO! Lawler:Big Double Lariat! Sam Puckett is down again! Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2...3!!! Cornette: Sam Puckett got double teamed and has just been eliminated! *****UEW***** Lawler:Only two wrestlers left!The fight is on! Cornette: Baldhead Britney got hit hard!Rollup 1...2... NO! Lawler:Look Jim, Baldhead Britney got caught in a submission hold! Cornette: Baldhead Britney breaks the hold but takes a forearm smash!Rollup! Referee Danny Pine counts:1...2...3!!! Lawler: Baldhead Britney tryed to fight it but,got eliminated! ****UEW**** Alexa Nikolas wins The UEW Elimination Match! Alexa Nikolas gets the win in 28 minutes & 18 seconds.
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***HIGH CARD***
Chicky Walker vs Mohawk Miley For the American National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From The Chicken Farm...Chicky Walker! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Nashville...Mohawk Miley! DING DING DING Chicky Walker nails Mohawk Miley with a dropkick! Chicky Walker slams Mohawk Miley's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Mohawk Miley brains Chicky Walker with a Piledriver! 1... 2... Chicky Walker is up! Chicky Walker comes down on Mohawk Miley with a kneedrop! Chicky Walker with an armdrag! Mohawk Miley tastes canvas! Mohawk Miley stomps Chicky Walker & executes a kneedrop! Mohawk Miley with a Salto Suplex! Chicky Walker gets Mohawk Miley in a Scorpian Deathlock! Mohawk Miley escapes the hold. Chicky Walker jams a knee into Mohawk Miley's face! Scissors Kick!Spinaroonie! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... Chicky Walker gets a huge win over Mohawk Miley! Chicky Walker is the American National Champion!
Dreadlocks vs Moani For the UEWINT International Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Scotland...Dreadlocks! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Hawaii...Moani! DING DING DING Moani with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip! Dreadlocks with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover! 1... 2... No only a 2 count! Dreadlocks levels Moani with a lariat! Dreadlocks executes a devastating Spinebuster! Moani gets Dreadlocks in a headlock! Dreadlocks clocks Moani with a Double Underhook DDT! Moani attempts a Frog Splash but... Dreadlocks Gorilla Slams Moani! Moani executes a Hurrakinrana! Moani with an Inside Cradle! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Moani defeats Dreadlocks by pinfall! The winner and NEW UEWINT International Champion...Moani!
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***UEW MAIN EVENT***
Ms Monro vs Lalaine For the W-UEW Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Richmond...Ms Monro! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Burbank...Lalaine! DING DING DING Lalaine grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! Lalaine gouges Ms Monro's eyes & connects with a spin kick! Lalaine brains Ms Monro with a Piledriver! 1... 2... Ms Monro is up! Lalaine crunches Ms Monro's spine with a Powerbomb! Ms Monro with an armdrag! Lalaine tastes canvas! Lalaine gets Ms Monro in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... Lalaine breaks the hold! Lalaine executes a gutwrench suplex on Ms Monro. Lalaine with a Brainbuster! Double Leglock by Ms Monro! Lalaine refuses to tap out! Ms Monro yanks on it! Lalaine can't take the pain & submits! Ms Monro wins by submission!
Mr Neil vs Troutboy In a Loser Leaves UEW Alliance Match! For the UEW Unified World Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From New York...Mr Neil! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Kansas City...Troutboy! DING DING DING Troutboy takes Mr Neil down with a hiptoss! Mr Neil throws Troutboy down & hits with an elbowdrop! Mr Neil with a JackHammer! 1... 2... Shoulder Up! Troutboy hits Mr Neil with Brainbuster! Mr Neil has Troutboy up...Vertical Suplex! Troutboy goes down hard! Troutboy gets Mr Neil in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... Troutboy breaks the hold! Mr Neil nails Troutboy with a Flying Axehandle! Troutboy catches Mr Neil with a Flying Forearm! 5 Star Frog Splash by Troutboy! Troutboy is hurt by the impact but manages to put a hand on Mr Neil! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... This is a BIG win for Troutboy! Troutboy is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion! Mr Neil MUST leave the UEW Alliance Territory!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Oct 31, 2015 14:27:18 GMT -5
***THIS WEEK IN THE UEW ALLIANCE***
Kharma Kong vs Tori Vega vs Hilary in a Cage
Tori and Hilary tried individually to get an advantage on Kharma. But were tossed around like sacks of potatoes.Tori and Hilary then tried a united approach.Hilary went for the legs and Tori went for the head.Kharma went down to one knee.A knee to the head by Hilary and dropkick by Tori got Kharma down,they stomped her hard.To their surprise Kharma got up!Kharma grabs them by the neck,slams their heads into the steel and tosses them to the center of the ring.A big splash, The Referee counts 1-2-3!The winner of the match Kharma Kong!
Kharma Kong:MONRO!I WANT YOU!THAT W-UEW CHAMPIONSHIP IS MINE...
W-UEW Champion Ms Monro:I am the Champion and you can't intimidate me. I am also The Executive Vice President of The Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Alliance.What have you done lately?Sure you beat Hilary and Tori tonight, but lets look back...You left your WFW Tag Team Champions partner Kong Ichiwara to team with Rocky Blue.I think you won 1 match in the series,but you lost a number of matches to Cece Jones and Tori Vega and Maddie Vega and Cece Jones.Granted you made them tough and now Maddie and Cece are W-UEW and WWW Tag Team Champions 1st time ever accomplishment.Give me a reason to give you a titleshot.
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Dreadlocks and Chick Walker defeat Mohawk Miley and The "Tiz"
The Jackal returns to The UEW and gets a pin on Josh Liberty
Alexa & Sam Puckett vs Ariana & Jade West match thrown out due to excessive brawling
Wah Hun Lo takes a Giant Chokeslam from Giant Machine and leaves on a stretcher
Honey Childe pins Sexy Missy in a classic AWF matchup
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Troutboy vs Real Deal Natale for The UEW Unified World Title
This was a great scientific wrestling match.Both these guys have a great background in colligiate wrestling.At 35m 46s Natale gets nailed by a Gaff and put in the fish hook!The Referee counts 1-2-3!Troutboy is your winner! Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown retains the UEW Unified World Title!
Troutboy:It's me!It's me!It's Tyrone B I is da Champeen I is da man!Come take this Gold away if you can...
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Post by Dr B on Nov 1, 2015 1:35:27 GMT -5
***PREVIOUSLY UNAIRED MATCH***
Ms Monro vs. Stephanie Paine For the W-UEW championship! Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner... She's the W-UEW champion... The master of the Sitout Powerbomb And the Camel Clutch...Ms Monro! And in the blue corner... The challenger... Her Guillotine Legdrop is the best in Wrestling... And her WOP is unstoppable... Stephanie Paine! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go... Ms Monro catches Stephanie Paine and executes a German suplex. Ms Monro covers Stephanie Paine. Kickout! Stephanie Paine still has a lot of fight in her! Ms Monro puts Stephanie Paine in a reverse chancery. Ms Monro cinches it up tight. Ms Monro gets her in a scorpian deathlock. Stephanie Paine trips Ms Monro. Stephanie Paine front facelock. Stephanie Paine gutwrench suplex. She takes her down again with Japanese armdrag. Ms Monro gets Stephanie Paine in a Camel Clutch! Stephanie Paine takes Ms Monro down with a swinging neckbreaker. Ms Monro whips Stephanie Paine into the ropes... tilt a whirl slam. Ms Monro covers Stephanie Paine. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Ms Monro is the winner! Joanie Lee raises the champion's hand!
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Post by Dr B on Dec 2, 2015 0:54:34 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome to UEW Friday Night Wrestling! We have a great event for you tonight!Things will be sorted out this week...
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***Grudge Match*** Tori Vega vs Mohawk Miley in a Cage 6m 51s Tori Vega KOs Mohawk Miley to win the match!
***W-UEW Tournament*** Dahli-Mama vs Chick Walker 20m 17s Dahli-Mama wins it with a mounted palm blow
Sam Puckett vs Crazy Ashley 6m 52s Sam pins Crazy Ashley with a Backslide
Dina vs Lalaine 8m 13s Dina uses a back Style Pin to get the win
Dreadlocks vs The "Tiz" 18m 36s Dread pins The "Tiz" with a Backslide
***ROUND TWO***
Dreadlocks vs Dahli-Mama 20m 54s Dreads wins it with a Rolling Prawn Hold
Dina vs Sam Puckett 26m 33s Dina gets the win with a Back Style Pin
***FINAL MATCH***
Dina vs Dreadlocks 21m 50s Dina wins the match and earns a W-UEW Titleshot!
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***TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
The Machines vs The Manes 25m 37s Strong Machine pins Silver Mane after a Jumping Bomb The Machines are YOUR UEW Tag Team Champions!
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***WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH***
Ms Monro vs Dina - 2out of 3 falls
1.18m 40s Ms Monro makes Dina Tap with a Arm Hold & Facelock
2,1m 17s Ms Monro wins it with a Wild Bomb and retains The W-UEW Title!
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***UEW UNIFIED WORLD/SMWF TITLE MATCH*** Troutboy vs Kamala 18m 44s Kamala wins it with a Ground Cobra Twist! Kamala is THE UEW Unified World Champion!
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by neilybob2 on Dec 20, 2015 14:30:04 GMT -5
cool stuff DR. B
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Post by Dr B on Dec 26, 2015 23:47:07 GMT -5
Neily, Kamala is now a 3 time World Champion!
Ms Monro proves she is the best in The Women's Division.
The Machines continue to dominate the tag team division
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Feb 13, 2016 14:29:40 GMT -5
***In The Power Planet Training Facility***
Dr B:We're here for a reason today.It seems that some of you think showboating and working stiff,is cool or funny. Well it's neither.Fooling around like that is why people get hurt.The UEW Alliance has never been plagued with injuries like we are now.
You come here to The Power Planet to learn how to do all the moves and how to execute without harming your opponent. If petty jealousy or greed is the motivation for you trying to intentionally harm your opponent,you've been watching The Whirled Wrestling Federation to long!
Unlike Vinny Mac we are NOT about fist fights and gang warfare.Our shows require that you,as the sign says... WRESTLE!Sure our heels are allowed to do eye pokes.Karate thrusts,hair pulling and even the occasional cheap shots,BUT they have to be done with precision or you may unintentionally hurt someone.
Head Trainer Futura Momerson:Cece come here we're going to demonstrate the Piledriver.It's alright I know what I'm doing.The secret is that Cece's Shoulders are supported by my thighs.This way Cece's head never hits the mat and she won't get hurt.But be precise because even if you're a little off you could cause neck injury...
Mohawk come here we're gonna demonstrate how moves are done in a series.Mohawk,Cece Referee's Position.Mohawk whips Cece into the ropes.Cece comes out Mohawk goes for a clotheline,Cece ducks it,but catches a knee in the back by Mohawk.Mohawk attempts an elbowdrop,but Cece rolls out of the way,Cece trips Mohawk and turns it into a double leglock...Now see isn't that more interesting to watch than Cece and Mohawk mindlessly hammering each other for 10 minutes?
Dr B:Guys there also the Power Moves.Power Slams,Powerbombs,DDTs...Silver Mane and Strong Machine are here to demonstrate The Tilt a Whirl Slam.Go ahead guys,now executed perfectly.it's a most spectacular manuver.Follow it up with your favorite Finisher and you have an ending that the fans are always going to remember.
One of our greatest trainers here at The Power Planet is the big guy Giant Machine.He will teach you that size isn't everything.Our GM Trina Vega was struggling at 1st,she needed to learn leverage and who better to teach her?In a couple of weeks Trina had learned enough to be able to pin Giant Machine at an event at The UEW Arena. Trina has been unstoppable ever since.Trina could go with the best having only lost to Kharma Kong and Bartender Kathleen the two seemingly unbeatable wrestlers.The moral of the story is train hard improve your ring skills and more than anything give the fans a good showing.
OK at this time I want to introduce you to my Partner EVP Kelly Monro aka Ms Monro.This woman amazed me,she went into the W-UEW Title tournament as a filler.No one expected her to win all her matches and become The W-UEW Champion of The World!Not only that but Ms Monro has defeated all comers and why?Because she trained hard learned the craft and earned her spot.No I didn't put the belt on Ms Monro she earned it.If you're skeptical just ask the women she's defeated.Ms Monro outwrestled her opponents.She knew she couldn't brawl with Big Queenie or Kharma Kong so she grappled and got an impressive string of wins.No one has come close to dethroning her.This is what we want a Legit Wrestling Champion!Not a so called Diva like The Whirled Wrestling Federation!
Don't get me wrong we have had many of The Whirled Wrestling Federation Superstars working for our UEW Alliance.John Cena,Randy Orton,Daniel Bryan,HHH,Kane...Not to forget,High Rolla aka Chyna,Sable,Jacqueline and Mickey James Laree! They've all worked here and held some Major titles.Only problem is they were trained by Vinny Mac's trainers and not by our Power Planet so their style differs from what we prefer here in The UEW Alliance.
Lastly I'd like to introduce the Staff here at The Power Planet.Our Head Trainer Futura Momerson.Head Heel Trainers Crazy Ashley and MK aka The Twins.Celebrity Trainer WTIC.The Big Guy Giant Machine.Trainers for High Fliers Troutboy and Highflyer Chris.Listen to them perform well and give the fans the best show you possibly can...Now get in there and train.
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Post by Dr B on Feb 14, 2016 0:04:06 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
Daminadan vs Enzyme Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Philipines...Daminadan! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Chernobyl...Enzyme! DING DING DING Daminadan shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Daminadan misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost! Daminadan clamps on a Figure 4 Leglock! Enzyme breaks the hold! Enzyme crunches Daminadan's spine with a Powerbomb! Enzyme gets Daminadan in an Airplane Spin. Daminadan applies a front facelock... Enzyme is trying to counter! Daminadan breaks the hold! Enzyme plants Daminadan with a Tombstone Piledriver! Enzyme goes for a Flying Axehandle but, Daminadan counters with a Gorilla Slam! Enzyme blasts Daminadan with a Atomic Waste! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Enzyme wins this one with a Atomic Waste!
Jones and Vega vs The MeanGirls For the W-UEW Tag Team Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner,the W-UEW Tag Team Champions... Cece Jones and Maddie Vega...Jones and Vega! And in the Blue Corner... Jade West and MeanGirl Lindsay...The MeanGirls! DING DING DING Cece Jones nails Jade West with a dropkick! Maddie Vega with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover! 1... 2... No only a 2 count! Jade West brains Cece Jones with a Piledriver! 1... 2... Cece Jones is up! Maddie Vega follows Jade West into the corner with a lariat! Maddie Vega gets MeanGirl Lindsay in an Airplane Spin. Maddie Vega,Reverse Neckbreaker on Jade West. Maddie Vega with a Press Slam! Maddie Vega nails MeanGirl Lindsay with a Broncobuster and rides! Cece Jones tosses MeanGirl Lindsay out of the ring! Cece Jones slams MeanGirl Lindsay's head into the ringpost! Cece Jones throws MeanGirl Lindsay back into the ring! Maddie Vega with a quick rollup! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Jones and Vega are your winners! Jones and Vega retain the W-UEW Tag Team Championship!
The Tiz vs Dreds For the World Television Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Buena Vista...The Tiz! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Scotland...Dreds! DING DING DING The Tiz nails Dreds with a dropkick! The Tiz throws Dreds down & hits with an elbowdrop! Dreds drops The Tiz with a Bionic Elbow! The Tiz executes a devastating Spinebuster! The Tiz has Dreds up...Vertical Suplex! Dreds goes down hard! The Tiz gets Dreds in Leg Grapevine! Dreds with a Salto Suplex! The Tiz attempts a Hiptoss but... Dreds counters with a quick elbow! Double Leglock by The Tiz! Dreds refuses to tap out! The Tiz yanks on it! Dreds can't take the pain & submits! The Tiz wins by submission! The World Television Champion,The Tiz is the winner!
Ms Monro vs Stephanie Paine For the W-UEW Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Indiana...Ms Monro! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Amsterdam...Stephanie Paine! DING DING DING Ms Monro has Stephanie Paine up...BODYSLAM! Ms Monro misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost! Ms Monro gets Stephanie Paine with a Fisherman's Suplex! 1... Kickout! Ms Monro comes down on Stephanie Paine with a kneedrop! Stephanie Paine nails Ms Monro with an atomic drop! Ms Monro is down! Stephanie Paine with a flying lariat. Stephanie Paine attempts a Shooting Star Press but, Ms Monro dropkicks Stephanie Paine! Ms Monro climbs to the top,but... Stephanie Paine gets up and shakes the ropes! Ms Monro topples into the ring! Ms Monro just got nailed with Stephanie Paine's,Guillotine Legdrop! Ms Monro is clearly shaken...another Guillotine Legdrop! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Stephanie Paine destroys Ms Monro with 2 Guillotine Legdrops & wins the match! The winner of the match and the NEW W-UEW Champion...Stephanie Paine!
Kamala vs Highflyer Chris For the UEW Unified World Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Unified World Champion... From Uganda...Kamala! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Dallas...Highflyer Chris! DING DING DING Highflyer Chris and Kamala lockup. Kamala tries to turn it into a hiptoss! But,Highflyer Chris blocks it. Kamala whips Highflyer Chris into the ropes! Criss Cross! Kamala takes Highflyer Chris down with an armdrag! Kamala with a headlock! Modified bulldog...Highflyer Chris with an eyepoke...good desperation move! Clubbing forearm to the back of the head! Kamala comes back with a couple of forearm shots! Kamala catches Highflyer Chris with a knee in the side. Kamala sends Highflyer Chris into the turnbuckles... Kamala runs from half way across the ring... A beautiful reverse elbow Highflyer Chris slumps in the corner! Highflyer Chris,Reverse Neckbreaker on Kamala. Highflyer Chris executes a gutwrench suplex on Kamala. Highflyer Chris with a Brainbuster! 1... Kamala kicks out! Kamala takes a Super Kick in the head! Highflyer Chris with a pin! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Highflyer Chris gets the win! Highflyer Chris is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 14, 2016 0:45:18 GMT -5
Post show in the Locker Rooms
Ms Monro:It was a good run,I couldn't ask for a better way to end my activity in ring. If I had to drop the title there's no one I'd rather drop it to.Stephanie Paine has always been one of my favorites.I went out with an outstanding match.
Dr B:Good job Monro and no that's not what I meant.Stephanie you are one of greatest Champions.We are Honored that you will be representing the W-UEW as it's Champion! Highflyer Chris congrats on your 2nd UEW Unified World Title run.Kamala thank you, you did a great job leading the company.Tiz you defeated a ring veteran and Former UEWINT Champion and you got a legit win.Good show everyone...
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