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Post by Dr B on Nov 7, 2014 15:14:35 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
Mr McMahon vs Dr B 1.22m 35s Dr takes the 1st fall with a Sharpshooter 2.3m 32s Dr B gets a pin after a Big Body Bomb
Mr Neil vs DDPs 11m 22s DDP's 3rd Diamond Cutter KOs Mr Neil
HHH vs WTIC 11m 11s HHH uses a Rear Naked Choke to win the match
Carissa vs. Stephanie For the W-UEW Chamionship! 15m 11s Carissa pins Stephanie Carissa retains The W-UEW Championship!
Champion of Champions Match 1.UEW - Dr Deathlock 2.KPWCW - Chris Jericho 3.SMWF - The Natureboy 4.Whirled Wrestling Federation - Brock Leznar
11m 59s Dr Deathlock is eliminated 19m 38s Jericho is eliminated 32m 25s Brock Leznar is eliminated SMWF's Natureboy is The 2014 Champion of Champions
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Post by Dr B on Nov 10, 2014 17:40:50 GMT -5
Company - Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Show - Veteran's Day PPV
Tournament for the newly sanctioned Intercontinental Title Lawler vs Ryback - 15m 44s Lawler gets a pin with a small package Scott Hall vs Randy Orton - 17m 44s Hall gets a submission win DDP vs Daniel Bryan - Bryan wins it with a Dragonsleeper Harley Race vs John Cena - Race pins Cena ROUND TWO Lawler vs Hall - Lawler gets a submission win Bryan vs Race - Race pins Bryan FINAL MATCH Lawler vs Race - Race pins Lawler Harley Race is the 1st UEW IC Champion!
Tori Vega vs Mohawk Miley vs Succubus vs Axekick Alissa for The American National Title 8m 36s Mohawk Miley is eliminated 18m 36s Axekick Alissa is eliminated 32m 35s Tori Vega is eliminated Succubus wins the match but gives the American National Titlebelt to Tori Vega Succubus says she doesn't need a Gold Belt to prove she's good.Her record in the ring shows that she is still in the Top 10 after 15 years on the roster.
Tournament for the newly sanctioned UEW Unified Women's Championship! Hardbody Holly vs Lalaine 16m 07s Lalaine wins by submission Carissa vs Trina Vega 6m 27s Trina Vega wins by pinfall Hilary vs Sam Puckett 17m 57s Hilary wins by pinfall Ninjagirl vs Dina PoP 18m 47s Ninjagirl wins by pinfall ROUND TWO Lalaine vs Trina Vega 11m 19s Trina Vega uses a backslide to get the pin Hilary vs Ninjagirl 11m 32s Ninjagirl uses a small package to get the pin FINAL MATCH Trina Vega vs Ninjagirl 28m 25s Trina Vega pins Ninjagirl and becomes the 1st UEW Unified Women's Champion!
Dr Deathlock vs Black Thunder D-Von for The UEW Unified World Title! 1.15m 32s Deathlock wins by pinfall 2.6m Deathlock gets the pin and retains the UEW Unified World Title!
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Post by Dr B on Nov 16, 2014 8:51:05 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
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***FROM THE EXECURIVE BOARDROOM***
Dr B:We need to get some new talent to front The UEW.It's not that I don't like Dr Deathlock,but I've pot him in with Devon and while he did good Decon couldn't take Dearglock.Neither could Simmons,D'lo or The Godfather.
We have the newly sanctioned IC Title,Harley has defeated every challenger. I'm talking Cena,Orton,Bryan and Hall.Again this is old school "been there, done that".
I don't mind Trina Vega being the Unifed Women's Champion,but we know there's not many that can take her.Trina has dominated the Women's Division for a year now.We need some Women that are uo to the task of defeating Trina.
There needs to be a "Changing of The Guards" so to speak.New talent new faces. New wrestlers for our fans to get behind.We need to book someone other than 80s Wrestlers.Look,Stephanie has The Natureboy and Kimberly has Jericho.Yeah they are great stars but,we need to have guys that will take this business to another level!We need to move some guy up in the ranks.Monkey Chan,Iron Mane and Strong Machine all started out strong in their comebacks,but then got pushed to the side.Because other storylines needed to be played out.
No offense but we need to get Judgement out of title contention.Not because we don't like them or that they are bad for business but because we need new talent to start replacing the old.We need some new recruits,OK Kid see what you van do. Trina you are The Unified Women's Champion,but you are more importantly our General Manager!Find some talent then stand down.I need you as our GM.
Commissioner HBH,go to the different territories and scout the new talent.We've got a lot of up and coming talent on our rosters.Maybe bring up some talent from UEWINT in Mexico.Let's bring the Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Alliance back to it's former glory!
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Post by Dr B on Nov 30, 2014 2:09:32 GMT -5
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Tori Vega vs Mohawk Miley For the American National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Hollywood Hills...Tori Vega! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Tennessee...Mohawk Miley! DING DING DING Mohawk Miley takes Tori Vega down with a hiptoss! Mohawk Miley flings Tori Vega into the turnbuckles! Rollup! No only a 2 count! Mohawk Miley gets Tori Vega in an Abdominal Stretch! But Tori Vega gets to the ropes! Tori Vega flies...Hurrakinrana! Tori Vega gets Mohawk Miley with a drop toehold. Tori Vega chokes Mohawk Miley! The Referee gets between them... Tori Vega breaks the hold! Tori Vega with a Press Slam! Tori Vega nails Mohawk Miley with a Broncobuster and rides! Mohawk Miley executes a Hurrakinrana! Mohawk Miley with a Backslide! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... Mohawk Miley is your winner! Mohawk Miley is the NEW American National Champion!
The Farmhands vs Mission Egyptian For the UEW Tag Team Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner,the UEW Tag Team Champions... Farmhand Frankie and Plowboy Zeke...The Farmhands! And in the Blue Corner... King Dark and The Jackal...Mission Egyptian! DING DING DING King Dark rocks Farmhand Frankie with a fist to the face! Plowboy Zeke misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost! King Dark chops Farmhand Frankie,the crowd shouts WOO! King Dark flies...Hurrakinrana! The Jackal powerslams Plowboy Zeke! Plowboy Zeke,Reverse Neckbreaker on King Dark. Plowboy Zeke with a Press Slam! Plowboy Zeke nails The Jackal with a Broncobuster and rides! Farmhand Frankie gets The Jackal in a Scorpian Deathlock! The Jackal escapes the hold. The Jackal sits down on a Scorpian Deathlock! Farmhand Frankie is in agony! Farmhand Frankie tells the Referee,NO! The Jackal applies the pressure... Farmhand Frankie TAPS! DING DING DING The Jackal wins this one by submission! Mission Egyptian have just become the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions!
Harley Race vs. Kamala for The UEW IC Championship! Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner... He's the master of the Piledriver And the Clawhold... All the way from Texas... The current UEW IC Champion...Harley Race! And in the blue corner... His Overhead Chop is the best in Wrestling... And his Kamala Crush is unstoppable... Hailing from Uganda... The Ugandan Giant...Kamala! The Referee for the match is Rick Santos. The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns! Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go... Kamala hits him with a steel chair. Harley Race has been busted wide open! Harley Race nails Kamala with a brainbuster on the concrete. Referee Rick Santos starts the count! One! Two! Three... Harley Race throws Kamala back into the ring! Harley Race gets Kamala in a full nelson. Harley Race executes a double underhook DDT onto a chair. CLANG! Lawler: That'll make you see double! The Ugandan Giant gets Harley Race in a STF. Lawler: Ow normal people don't bend that way! The Ugandan Giant takes Harley Race down with a flying forearm. Harley Race puts Kamala in a Dragon Sleeper. Referee Rick Santos checks Kamala. Kamala breaks the hold. Harley Race puts Kamala in a torture rack backbreaker. Harley Race goes for a submission! Referee Rick Santos checks Kamala. Kamala won't give up. Kamala won't give up that easily. Harley Race puts Kamala in a torture rack backbreaker. Harley Race throws Kamala into the announcer's table. Referee Rick Santos starts the count! One! Two! Three... Harley Race & Kamala could be counted out... Harley Race puts Kamala in a torture rack backbreaker. Kamala hits Harley Race with a trashcan. Lawler: Just like trash day in my neighborhood! Referee Rick Santos warns Kamala. Referee Rick Santos tells Kamala to stop. ONE! TWO! Referee Rick Santos breaks them up! Kamala hits him with a steel chair. Harley Race has been busted wide open! Harley Race whips Kamala into the ropes... powerslam. Harley Race executes a kneedrop from the top. Harley Race whips Kamala into the ringpost. Referee Rick Santos starts the count! One! Two! Three... Harley Race & Kamala could be counted out... The Ugandan Giant whips Harley Race into the ropes... sleeperhold. Referee Rick Santos checks Harley Race. Referee Rick Santos holds Harley Race's arm up. It falls limply... Harley Race could be out... The Ugandan Giant takes Harley Race down with a hiptoss. Harley Race suplexes Kamala onto the floor. Referee Rick Santos starts the count! One! Two! Three... Harley Race & Kamala could be counted out... Harley Race chokes Kamala with the microphone cable. Harley Race throws the mic cable back on the floor. Referee Rick Santos warns Harley Race. Referee Rick Santos tells Harley Race to stop. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Referee Rick Santos disqualifies Harley Race! Referee Rick Santos calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Kamala wins the match. Referee Rick Santos raises Kamala's hand! Kamala gets the win in 16 minutes 19 seconds. (Dr B put in the stipulation if Race was counted out or Disqualified,his opponent would become the NEW UEW IC Champion.) Kamala is the NEW UEW IC Champion!
Daizee Haze vs Isis the Amazon For the UEW Unified Women's Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Unified Women's Champion... From Ohio...Daizee Haze! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Egypt...Isis the Amazon! DING DING DING Daizee Haze and Isis the Amazon hookup in a Greco Roman knucklelock! They go shoulder to shoulder trying to get an advantage. Daizee Haze falls back and monkey flips Isis the Amazon! Daizee Haze whips Isis the Amazon into the ropes! Criss Cross! Daizee Haze takes Isis the Amazon down with an armdrag! Isis the Amazon scrambles Daizee Haze's brains with a headbutt! Wait...Isis the Amazon is staggering too! Daizee Haze with a whip...no it's reversed! Daizee Haze crashes into the turnbuckles! Daizee Haze takes Isis the Amazon down with a Single Leg Pickup! Daizee Haze has Isis the Amazon up...Spinning Scoop Slam! Isis the Amazon goes down hard! Daizee Haze applies a front facelock... Isis the Amazon is getting worn out! Daizee Haze holds on! Isis the Amazon backs into the corner to break the hold! Isis the Amazon executes a gutwrench suplex on Daizee Haze. Daizee Haze goes for a leglock but... Isis the Amazon powers out of the hold! Daizee Haze with a quick rollup!FEET ON THE ROPES! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Daizee Haze is your winner! Daizee Haze is STILL the UEW Unified Women's Champion!
Dr Deathlock vs Troutboy For the UEW Unified World Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Unified World Champion... From Pittsburg...Dr Deathlock! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Kansas City...Troutboy! DING DING DING Dr Deathlock and Troutboy hookup in a Greco Roman knucklelock! They go shoulder to shoulder trying to get an advantage. Dr Deathlock falls back and monkey flips Troutboy! Troutboy throws Dr Deathlock into the ropes! Duck down,attempted back bodydrop... Ooh...Kick in the face,you can't telegraph your moves! Dr Deathlock clamps on an armbar,dropdown,roll...Troutboy goes down! Dr Deathlock ties Troutboy up in the corner...open hand chop! Dr Deathlock stuns Troutboy with a hard shot to the head! Scoop Slam! Dr Deathlock gets Troutboy in a Leg Grapevine! A kick in the chest frees Troutboy! Troutboy attempts a Frog Splash but... Dr Deathlock Gorilla Slams Troutboy! Troutboy executes a Headscissors Takedown! 1... 2... TWO!It was only a two count! Troutboy with a Backslide! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Troutboy is your winner! Troutboy is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Post by Dr B on Dec 4, 2014 19:34:29 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE UEW BOARDROOM*** Dr B:I've called you here to discuss the current state of The UEW Alliance.Recently Mr McMahon has taken possession of The former Stephanie McMahon Wrestling Federation and has restored it's rightful name The Whirled Wrestling Fed- eration.Mr VKM is now sole owner of the company.Stephanie and HHH are still on the roster but inactive.
Now as far as The UEW is concerned we need to push the "small" talent.We've built such an enormus surplus of "Main Event Wrestlers" we don't have any up and coming talent.
For example The Vegas.Both Trina and Tori started out slow. They learned the craft and because of their charisma and fan appeal they shot right up in the ranks.In fact we were so high on Trina we over pushed and what normally takes a few years to accomplish,Trina did in one year.Tori also was over pushed.They have held many different major titles including the defunct W-UEW titles and The SMWF single and tag titles.
I had nowhere to go with Trina.She had defeated everyone I could book against her.So knowing that Commissioner Hardbody Holly was almost ready to retire after 16 years of service,I made Trina The UEW General Manager.We're teaching Trina the management part of The UEW.
This brings me to Tori Vega.So the American National Title wouldn't get stale we had Tori drop it to her nemesis Mohawk Miley.She gets a well deserved push,but what about Tori...I cannot offer Tori an executive position like her sister.I am negotiating with Mr VKM. Tori did well in The SMWF she was a real fan favorite.Mr VKM feels she may be able to shake some life into their WWF Women's Division.
Now,Troutboy and Chris Jericho...Once again you are at the top!This proves it doesn't have to be "The Monsters" holding our World Titles. Jericho defeated HHH and Kane only to get screwed out of the WWF title. Mr Jericho is still KPWCW & ECW Champion and representing each company with Pride!Troutboy this is your 9th or 10th time as UEW Unified World Champion.I hope your reign is a long one.
Several wrestlers have left the Territory.Judgement went back to the AWE in the Midwest Territory.Strong Machine and Giant Machine have departed to work in Japan.Carissa has been working mostly for UEWINT as their Inter- national Champion.Others like Juliette,Harlene Davidson,Beulah,Tank,Blonde Brazilian and many of our goto wrestlers have retired.
Women's Freestyle Wrestling and Wild Women's Wrestling have come to a stand still. The same has happened with The IWA and ASATT Wrestling Japan.While they were quite successful in their time,I feel they may go the way of LGW/WGW. LGW/WGW became our flagship organization.It boasted of more viewers than UEW in it's 1st years.Well, unfortunately numbers are dropping again.
We need to pull together.UEW has trimmed down the roster.With Mr VKM at the Helm it's competition like the old days.We will work together to bring all our fans the best shows our companies can come up with.We've been here for 16 years and we The Executive Committee will not let it die now.
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Post by Dr B on Jan 15, 2015 0:17:46 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:Welcome this is the 1st UEW Event of 2015.We are going into our 16th Year of Promotion.The Executive Committee has decided to take the UEW in a slightly different direction.The fact is,in the past we relied on the tried and true.That era has passed.Many of the "Old Timers" have or are ready to retire
We have booked a Tournament that includes a couple of our friends but consists of up and coming talent.We need to fill the open spots again to bring The Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Alliance back to it's former glory.
The Winner of this Tournament will get a shot at The URW Unified World Title in the Main Event!Good Luck...
***The Contestants*** The Jackal The Dragonmaster Super Machine Rising Star Curry Man Blood Wolf The Ogre Lethal Weapon
ROUND ONE (IN THE OCTAGON) 1.The Jackal KOs The Dragonmaster 2.Super Machine KOs Rising Star 3.Curry Man KOs Blood Wolf 4.The Ogre KOs Lethal Weapon
ROUND TWO 1.Super Machine KOs The Jackal 2.Curry Man KOs The Ogre
FINAL MATCH Super Machine KOs Curry Man and will face Troutboy for the UEW Unified World Title! *************************************************** Barth Gimble:Holey Hannah what a Tourney!These guys are the FUTURE of The UEW Alliance!Super Machine Hirota gets a titleshot in the Main Event!
Shaylene Tanner:That Super Machine Hirota is good Barth but is he good enough to beat 8 time UEW Champion Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown?Up next Mr Neily is gonna climb in the ring with Wolf Byrne!Brawler vs MMA Striker,this should be good!
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Mr Neil (W.C.W. CEO) vs Wolf Byrne Mr Neil is quicker but Wolf Byrne is a Hard Hitter!He kept Neily off balance.Old Neily got his licks in but kept getting beat to the punch.5m 30s Byrne applies a Victor Leg Cross. Mr Neil escapes the hold but when he tried to stand his leg collapes Neily is seriously injured and cannot continue. Wolf Byrne wins the match.
Hachi Hayabusa vs Silver Mane This was a tough match.It was move and counter all the way. Just when Silver Mane thought he had Hachi going,he'd dig down deep and find a way to counter.Silver Mane on the other hand didn't dominate the match either.Hachi showed us why The UEW picked up his contract a few years ago.Hachi has talent.At 15m the match ends in a time limit draw.
Chicky Walker vs Lightning Machine It was an aggressive match.The two had worked together in The WFW.They gave the Executive Committee a good reason to put their names on the roster.At 12m 23s Lightning Machine pins Chicky Walker to win the match.
***Battle Royal*** Jacky vs The Skull vs Tigermask 2 vs The Kamikaze 1.10m 54s Tigermask 2 is eliminated 2.14m 18s The Skull is eliminated 3.35m 52s Jacky is eliminated The Kamikaze wins the match!
*************************************************** Shaylene Tanner:Mr Neil had to be taken out by an Ambulance! He suffered some sort of coumpound fracture and may be out for awhile.Hachi Hayabusa and Silver Mane had one of the best wrestling matches we've seen in a long time!Chicky Walker drops one to Lightning Machine but put up oneheluva fight!I can't believe The Kamikaze eliminated Jacky in that Battle Royal...
Barth Gimble:We have the 1st of our Title matches here!It's Mohawk Miley taking on Thunder Machine for The American National Title!
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Mohawk Miley vs Thunder Machine For The American National Championship Mohawk Miley's arrogance shows as she beats Thunder Machine senseless then pins her with a foot on her chest! Mohawk Miley retains The American National Title!
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Lightning Machine and Chicky Walker slide in to make the save. Mohawk Miley slides out and makes rude gestures and screams obsenities as she walks up the ramp.Miley raises The American National Title above her head as the fans boo wildly...
Troutboy:It's me,it's me,it's Tyrone B!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW MAIN EVENT...Tournament Winner Super Machine Hirota will face The current Ultimate Extreme Wrestling Unified World Champion... TYRONE "TROUTBOY" BROWN!
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Troutboy vs Super Machine For The UEW Unified World Championship! 26m 46s Super Machine gets the pin with a German Suplex 15m 40s Troutboy gets the pin with a Northern Lights Suplex! 29m 25s Super Machine uses a Machine Suplex to pin Troutboy and become the NEW UEW Unified World Champion! Super Machine Hirota is your NEW Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:HOTDAMM!Super Machine Hirota took the 1st Fall. Tyrone used a Northern Lights Suplex to take the 2nd fall,then the fight was on!Both contestants were exhausted but they kept up fast pace!It went almost a half hour before Super Machine Hirota got the advantage and nailed Tyrone with his finisher The Machine Suplex to get the win and become the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 20, 2015 20:26:57 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:We are back!This is UEW Wednesday and this will be a WILD WEDNESDAY!Daizee Haze the Women's Champion is here! The UEWINT International Champion Carissa will defend her title tonight and in The Main Event it's a rematch Super Machine Hirota will face Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown.If Troutboy loses he says he will retire! ***************************************************
Wolf Byrne vs Gaea 2m 38s a hard overhand right drops the bigger Gaea! The Referee stops the match Byrne wins by KO.He is 2-0 so far!
Kiki vs Erotica 12m 57s Kiki wins it with a La Magistral
Chicky Walker & Lightning Machine vs Mohawk & Mean Girl The match goes to a time limit draw.Mohawk & Meangirl single out Chicky Walker,she's getting a major beatdown!Jade West slides in and nails Lightning Machine with brass knucks!Thunder Machine runs in swinging a Metal Bat!She clears the ring but The damage has been done...
Commissioner HBH:Ok I'm tired of this!Mohawk you can't just run wild here we have rules!Next week The Women's Tag Champs, Jade West & Mean Girl Lindsay will team with The American National Champion Mohawk Miley to face The Machines and Chicky Walker in a NO CHEATING MATCH! Any infraction from your team Mohawk and ALL of your titles will be vacated and to be fair if Chicky or The Machines cheat, their contracts will be terminated.
***UEWINT International Title Match*** Carissa vs Moshergirl 4m 07s Moshergirl wins it with a Yukiguni Driver! Moshergirl is the NEW UEWINT International Champion!
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Barth Gimble:Up next UEW's Women's Champion Daizee Haze takes on Kharma Kong!s
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***UEW Women's Title Match*** Daizee Haze vs Kharma Kong 12m 18s Kharma beats Daizee senseless and pins her to become the NEW UEW Women's Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW MAIN EVENT...Super Machine Hirota will face Tyrone "Troutboy" Brown.If Troutboy loses he will retire!
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Super Machine Hirota vs Troutboy For The UEW Unified World Championship! 22m 51s Super Machine uses a Machine Suplex to pin Troutboy and retains the UEW Unified World Champion! Super Machine Hirota is your UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:The crowd is silent as Tyrone walks up the ramp for the last time.Another of our greatest champions will not return.He had 8 UEW Unified World Title reigns.Was a 2 time UWE Champion and held Tag Titles several time with Highflyer Chris as his partnerHe won his 1st World Tile in 2000.Had fierce feuds with Tank,The Farmhands and Death by Fire.Troutboy's career started down in Tennessee wrestling for Hometown Heroes League.He worked his way through the indys,then got a break when he signed with The IWA in Pittsburg.It was there that he caught the eye of UEW CEO Dr B.Ms Monro,JR VP OK Kid and Dr B signed him and brought him back to his hometown of Kansas City Kansas.
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Post by Dr B on Feb 4, 2015 11:39:36 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:We are back!This is UEW Wednesday and this will be a WILD WEDNESDAY!Super Machine Hirota is here!Big 6 Woman Tag Team match!It's all here tonight! ***************************************************
Wolf Byrne vs The Jackal 0m 44s Wolf Byrne uses a Flying Knee Cross to get a quick win. Wolf Byrne is undefeated 3-0
Kiki vs Bartender Kathleen 6m 42s Kiki taps out to Bartender Kathleen's Kabel Naria
Mean Girls & Mohawk vs The Machines and Chicky Walker In a 6 Person Tag Team Match! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... Jade West,Meangirl Lindsay and Mohawk Miley...Mean Girls & Mohawk! And in the Blue Corner... Lightning Machine,Thunder Machine and Chicky Walker...The Machines and Chicky Walker! DING DING DING Mohawk Miley swings but Chicky Walker ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Meangirl Lindsay slams Thunder Machine's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Mohawk Miley drops Lightning Machine with a Bionic Elbow! Meangirl Lindsay hits Lightning Machine with Brainbuster! Meangirl Lindsay nails Lightning Machine with an atomic drop! Lightning Machine is down! Jade West with a swinging neckbreaker. Lightning Machine is dazed. Jade West with a Press Slam! Jade West nails Thunder Machine with a Broncobuster and rides! Lightning Machine,Superplex! Meangirl Lindsay can't get up! Meangirl Lindsay gets Lightning Machine in a Small Package! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Mean Girls & Mohawk are your winners!
Commissioner HBH:Ok you proved you're good!You are The Women's Tag Team Champions for a reason.So next week it'll be The Meangirls versus The Machines.Oh and Mohawk next week you'll defend your American National Championship against Chick Walker!
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Ninjagirl vs Portia Perez For the UEWINT International Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEWINT International Champion... From Japan...Ninjagirl! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Mexico...Portia Perez! DING DING DING Ninjagirl and Portia Perez start out in a Collar & Elbow Tieup! A lot of pushing and pulling but,no one gets an advantage. They push off,but remain toe to toe. Ninjagirl misses a shoulderblock!Portia Perez drops an elbow... Ninjagirl grabs on with a hammerlock...sit out...Portia Perez gets away! Portia Perez scrambles Ninjagirl's brains with a headbutt! Wait...Portia Perez is staggering too! Ninjagirl with a whip...no it's reversed! Ninjagirl crashes into the turnbuckles! Ninjagirl ties Portia Perez up in the corner...open hand chop! Ninjagirl with an armdrag and a quick legdrop! Portia Perez,Russian Legsweep on Ninjagirl. Portia Perez attempts a Frog Splash but... Ninjagirl Gorilla Slams Portia Perez! Ninjagirl attempts a Hiptoss but... Portia Perez counters with a quick elbow! Portia Perez with a Backslide! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Portia Perez is your winner! Portia Perez is the NEW UEWINT International Champion! *************************************************** Shaylene Tanner:Wolf Byrne wins another one by submission this weekt! Bartender Kathleen uses her Kabel Naria eo make veteran KIKI tap out. The Meangirls & Mohawk won the match,but they all have title defensess next week.In a tough match up Portia Perez reclaims The UEWINT International Title she held it a few years back during her feud with Miranda Mascara! Barth Gimble:Up next a Tag Team Challenge Match.Winners will become the Number One Contenders for The UEW Tag Team Championships! ***************************************************
***UEW Tag Team Challenge*** The Egyptians vs Death By Fire Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... King Dark and The Egyptian...The Egyptians! And in the Blue Corner... Pyro and Mr Khren...Death By Fire! DING DING DING King Dark nails Pyro with a dropkick! King Dark gets Pyro in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... King Dark breaks the hold! King Dark shows off some great chain wrestling moves! King Dark,Russian Legsweep on Pyro. King Dark rattles Pyro's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! Pyro clocks King Dark with a Double Underhook DDT!TAG! Mr Khren executes a devastating Spinebuster! Mr Khren attempts a Shooting Star Press but, King Dark dropkicks Mr Khren! King Dark crunches Mr Khren's spine with a Powerbomb! King Dark nails Mr Khren with a Flying Axehandle! King Dark hits Mr Khren with Brainbuster!There's a tag! The Egyptian attempts a Hiptoss but... Mr Khren counters with a quick elbow! Mr Khren gets The Egyptian with a drop toehold. The Egyptian gets Mr Khren with a Fisherman's Suplex! 1... Kickout! The Egyptian tosses Mr Khren out of the ring! The Egyptian slams Mr Khren's head into the ringpost! The Egyptian throws Mr Khren back into the ring!Tag is made! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark King Dark is up in the air...Brainkick! Mr Khren plants King Dark with a Tombstone Piledriver! King Dark follows Mr Khren into the corner with a lariat! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark . King Dark outsmarts Mr Khren with a Drop Toehold! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark Mr Khren executes a devastating Spinebuster! Mr Khren attempts a Frog Splash but... King Dark Gorilla Slams Mr Khren! Mr Khren executes a devastating Spinebuster! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark Mr Khren ties King Dark up in the corner...open hand chop! King Dark connects with a cresent kick!It floors Mr Khren! King Dark hits Mr Khren with Brainbuster!There's a tag! Mr Khren catches The Egyptian with a Flying Forearm! The Egyptian gets Mr Khren in an Airplane Spin. Mr Khren gets The Egyptian in an Abdominal Stretch !But The Egyptian gets to the ropes! The Egyptian tries a Hurrakinrana but... Mr Khren counters with a Powerbomb! Mr Khren gets The Egyptian with a drop toehold. Mr Khren with a T-Bone Suplex & a cover! 1... No only a one count! Mr Khren catches The Egyptian with a Flying Forearm! The Egyptian nails Mr Khren with an atomic drop! Mr Khren is down! Mr Khren brains The Egyptian with a Piledriver! 1... 2... The Egyptian is up!Tag is made! Mr Khren plants King Dark with a Tombstone Piledriver! King Dark outsmarts Mr Khren with a Drop Toehold! King Dark smashes Mr Khren with a Shooting Star Press! King Dark is up in the air...Brainkick! King Dark nails Mr Khren with a Flying Axehandle! King Dark crunches Mr Khren's spine with a Powerbomb! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark then tags out. King Dark crunches Mr Khren's spine with a Powerbomb! King Dark smashes Mr Khren with a Shooting Star Press! Mr Khren comes down on King Dark with a kneedrop!TAG! King Dark gets Pyro in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... King Dark breaks the hold! Pyro grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! Pyro clocks King Dark with a Double Underhook DDT!TAG! Mr Khren flies...Hurrakinrana! Mr Khren attempts a Shooting Star Press but, King Dark dropkicks Mr Khren! King Dark crunches Mr Khren's spine with a Powerbomb! Mr Khren attempts a Shooting Star Press but, King Dark dropkicks Mr Khren! King Dark follows Mr Khren into the corner with a lariat! King Dark nails Mr Khren with a Flying Axehandle! King Dark hits Mr Khren with Brainbuster!There's a tag! Mr Khren executes a Hurrakinrana! Mr Khren with an armdrag! The Egyptian tastes canvas!TAG! The Egyptian with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover! 1... 2... No only a 2 count! King Dark has Pyro up...BODYSLAM! Pyro chokes King Dark! The Referee gets between them... Pyro breaks the hold! King Dark tags The Egyptian! Pyro has The Egyptian up...Vertical Suplex! King Dark with a flying lariat. The Egyptian tags in! The Egyptian tosses Mr Khren out of the ring! The Egyptian slams Mr Khren's head into the ringpost! The Egyptian throws Mr Khren back into the ring!Tag is made! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark then tags out. King Dark has Pyro up...BODYSLAM! King Dark,Reverse Neckbreaker on Pyro. King Dark shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Pyro clocks King Dark with a Double Underhook DDT!TAG! Mr Khren flies...Hurrakinrana! King Dark nails Mr Khren with a Flying Axehandle! Mr Khren comes down on King Dark with a kneedrop!TAG! King Dark stomps Pyro & executes a kneedrop! King Dark nails Pyro with a dropkick! Pyro gets King Dark in Leg Grapevine! King Dark has Pyro up...BODYSLAM! King Dark gets Pyro in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... King Dark breaks the hold! Pyro rocks King Dark with a fist to the face! King Dark with a flying lariat. The Egyptian tags in! The Egyptian attempts a Hiptoss but... Mr Khren counters with a quick elbow! Mr Khren with an armdrag! The Egyptian tastes canvas!TAG! The Egyptian tags King Dark they doubleteam Pyro! King Dark stomps Pyro & executes a kneedrop! Pyro tags in Mr Khren! King Dark follows Mr Khren into the corner with a lariat!Then Tags out! The Egyptian gets Mr Khren in a Scorpian Deathlock! Mr Khren escapes the hold. Mr Khren has The Egyptian up...Vertical Suplex! The Egyptian goes down hard! The Egyptian with a JackHammer! 1... 2... Pyro makes the save!Quick switch! The Egyptian tries a Hurrakinrana but... Mr Khren counters with a Powerbomb! The Egyptian gets Mr Khren in an Airplane Spin. The Egyptian levels Mr Khren with a lariat! The Egyptian tosses Mr Khren out of the ring! The Egyptian slams Mr Khren's head into the ringpost! The Egyptian throws Mr Khren back into the ring!Tag is made! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark then tags out. Mr Khren comes down on King Dark with a kneedrop!TAG! King Dark,Russian Legsweep on Pyro. King Dark nails Pyro with a dropkick! King Dark,Reverse Neckbreaker on Pyro. Pyro grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! King Dark applies a front facelock... Pyro is trying to counter! King Dark breaks the hold! King Dark has Pyro up...BODYSLAM! King Dark gets Pyro in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... King Dark breaks the hold! Pyro with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip! Pyro grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! Pyro clocks King Dark with a Double Underhook DDT!TAG! Mr Khren takes King Dark down with a Single Leg Pickup! Mr Khren with a Salto Suplex! Mr Khren ties King Dark up in the corner...open hand chop! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark then tags out. King Dark outsmarts Mr Khren with a Drop Toehold! King Dark with a Press Slam! King Dark nails Mr Khren with a Broncobuster and rides! King Dark outsmarts Mr Khren with a Drop Toehold! Mr Khren attempts a Shooting Star Press but, King Dark dropkicks Mr Khren! King Dark is up in the air...Brainkick! Mr Khren executes a gutwrench suplex on King Dark then tags out. Mr Khren takes King Dark down with a Single Leg Pickup! Mr Khren plants King Dark with a Tombstone Piledriver! Mr Khren comes down on King Dark with a kneedrop!TAG! King Dark gets Pyro in a chokehold... The Referee counts 1.2.3.4... King Dark breaks the hold! Pyro tags in Mr Khren! Mr Khren comes down on King Dark with a kneedrop!TAG! King Dark stomps Pyro & executes a kneedrop! King Dark rattles Pyro's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! Pyro with a swinging neckbreaker. King Dark is dazed. King Dark tags The Egyptian! The Egyptian with a Sidewalk Slam!There's a cover! 1... 2... No only a 2 count! Pyro clocks King Dark with a Double Underhook DDT!TAG! Mr Khren flies...Hurrakinrana! King Dark with a Press Slam! King Dark nails Mr Khren with a Broncobuster and rides! Mr Khren comes down on King Dark with a kneedrop!TAG! King Dark stomps Pyro & executes a kneedrop! King Dark nails Pyro with a dropkick! King Dark stomps Pyro & executes a kneedrop! King Dark rattles Pyro's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! King Dark,Russian Legsweep on Pyro. Pyro grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! King Dark,Russian Legsweep on Pyro. Pyro grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! King Dark,Reverse Neckbreaker on Pyro. Pyro with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip! King Dark applies a front facelock... Pyro is trying to counter! King Dark breaks the hold! King Dark rattles Pyro's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! King Dark applies a front facelock... Pyro is trying to counter! King Dark breaks the hold! King Dark shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Pyro gets King Dark in Leg Grapevine! Pyro rocks King Dark with a fist to the face! King Dark applies a front facelock... Pyro is trying to counter! King Dark breaks the hold! King Dark rattles Pyro's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! King Dark applies a front facelock... Pyro is trying to counter! King Dark breaks the hold! King Dark shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Pyro chokes King Dark! The Referee gets between them... Pyro breaks the hold! Pyro grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! King Dark,Reverse Neckbreaker on Pyro. Pyro tags in Mr Khren! King Dark follows Mr Khren into the corner with a lariat! Mr Khren attempts a Shooting Star Press but, King Dark dropkicks Mr Khren! Mr Khren takes King Dark down with a Single Leg Pickup! Mr Khren plants King Dark with a Tombstone Piledriver! King Dark crunches Mr Khren's spine with a Powerbomb! King Dark goes up and...flattens Mr Khren with a flying shoulderblock!TAG! Mr Khren,Superplex! The Egyptian can't get up!TAG! King Dark gets Mr Khren in an Abdominal Stretch! It looks like... No not yet... YES!Mr Khren taps out! DING DING DING The Egyptians wins this one by submission! *************************************************** Barth Gimble:The Egyptians win the match they are the number one contenders!
Shaylene Tanner:In our UEW MAIN EVENT...Super Machine Hirota will face Iron Mane!Can Iron win his first ever UEW Unified World Championship? Let's go to the ring...
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Super Machine Hirota vs Iron Mane For the UEW Unified World Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Unified World Champion... From Japan...Super Machine Hirota! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Wrestling out of Parts Unknown...Iron Mane! DING DING DING Super Machine Hirota and Iron Mane start out in a Collar & Elbow Tieup! A lot of pushing and pulling but,no one gets an advantage. They push off,but remain toe to toe. Super Machine Hirota throws Iron Mane into the ropes! Armhook...switch...Iron Mane with a reverse Russian Legsweep! Iron Mane scrambles Super Machine Hirota's brains with a headbutt! Wait...Iron Mane is staggering too! Super Machine Hirota with a whip...no it's reversed! Super Machine Hirota crashes into the turnbuckles! Iron Mane hits Super Machine Hirota with a lariat! Super Machine Hirota has Iron Mane up...Spinning Scoop Slam! Iron Mane goes down hard! Iron Mane,Reverse Neckbreaker on Super Machine Hirota. Super Machine Hirota smashes Iron Mane with a running splash! Super Machine Hirota attempts a Hiptoss but... Iron Mane counters with a quick elbow! Super Machine Hirota gets Iron Mane in a Small Package! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING Super Machine Hirota is your winner! Super Machine Hirota is STILL the UEW Unified World Champion! ***************************************************
Shaylene Tanner:Super Machine Hirota is Undeafeated & is your UEW Unified World Champion!See you next time on Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 5, 2015 17:24:06 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:It's UEW Night of Champions!ALL The Champions are here! All Titles a set to be defended!This promises to be a night to remember!Let's goto the ring... ***************************************************
The Ogre vs Blood Wolf 21m 01s Blood Wolf pins The Ogre
***UEWINT International Title Match***
Portia Perez vs Dredlocks 8m 39s Dreds pulls off a Major Upset as she hits Perez with a Moonsault Pin and gets a 3 Count!Dreds is the NEW UEWINT International Champion!
***UEW Women's Tag Team Title Match***
The Meangirls vs The Machines 8m 45s Jade West pins Lightning Machine
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Mohawk Miley vs Chicky Walker 21m 32s Mohawk beat Chicky senseless then pinned her by placing a foot on her chest!
***UEW Tag Team Title Match***
The Farmhands vs The Egyptians 23m 53s The Egyptian pins Plowboy Zeke after a Diving Body Press The Egyptians are the NEW UEW Tag Team Champions!
***UEW Women's Title Match***
8m 23s Kharma Kong does the impossible!She Knocks Bartender Kathleen out!No one has ever done this before,this is Bartender Kathleen's 3rd Career loss.She's lost twice to Kharma Kong and once to Trina Vega! Kharma Kong shows she is the dominant force and deserves to be The UEW Women's Champion!
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Super Machine Hirota vs Wolf Byrne For the UEW Unified World Championship! In a record 5m 40s Wolf Byrne Knocks Super Machine Hirota out! Wolf Byrne is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion! Byrne has yet to be defeated he is now 4 wins and 0 losses!
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Shaylene Tanner:Super Machine Hirota is done, count to a hundred he ain't getting up!We have a NEW Champion Wolf Byrne and it doesn't look like anyone's going to take him down!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 10, 2015 12:31:03 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:It's time for UEW Wednesday Night Wrestling!Some new faces and some old friends.The UEWINT International,The UEW Tag Team and The UEW Unified World Titles will be defended tonight!
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Enchantra vs Becky Logan Becky Logan wins this one with a Somersault Kick!
The Ogre vs Wah Hun Lo The Ogre pins Wah Hun Lo after 3 Waistlock Slams!
***UEWINT International Title Match***
Dreadlocks vs Millie The Horsegirl Dreadlocks gets a pin after hitting a Headscissors Takedown! Dreds is the UEWINT International Champion!
***UEW Tag Team Title Match***
The Egyptians vs The Big Cats The Eguptians get a win over The Big Cats with a Egyptian Coniptiom! Here is YOUR UEW Tag Team Champions...The Eguptians!
***UEW Women's Title Match in a Cage***
Kharma Kong vs Bartender Beth 5m 43s Uses a Guard Position Punch to knock Kharma Kong out!The Timekeeper opens the Cage Door.UEW GM hands Bartender Beth the UEW Women's Titlebelt.Bartender Beth refuses,then produces the old Queen of the Cage Titlebelt and holds it high as the fans go berserk!This Title was decommissioned years ago as it was deemed to dangerous!
Commissioner HBH :Bartender Beth,take the UEW Women's Championship belt you earned it.That QOTC belt was commissioned during a feud I had with AWL's greatest Champion Beulah,back in the old UEW days.I hereby recommission the QOTC Title!
Bartender Beth:I really just wanted retribution because Kharma put Bartender Kathleen in the hospital last week.How the he** did I end up with 2 Major Titles?If this is what you want,I accept and as long as I am The UEW Women's Champion all defenses will be in a CAGE!People will get hurt Commissioner!
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Wolf Byrne vs The Titan Alevin For the UEW Unified World Championship! 19m 45s Alevin stops the unstoppable Wolf Byrne!It was a scientific match. No cheating or brawling.Alevin managed to break Byrne's infamous Rear Naked Choke 3 times!Alevin took everything Byrne had and still kept coming. The Titan Alevin gets a submission win using a Boston Crab!Alevin is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!Wolf Byrne's streak has been broken he is 4-1.
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Shaylene Tanner:Wolf Byrne was over confidant thought he was unbeatable. That was his downfall The Titan Alevin went toe to toe with him wore him down and eventually won the match.The Titan Alevin is the NEW UEW Unified World Champion!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 20, 2015 13:13:45 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:It's time for UEW Friday Night Wrestling!We have a new wrestler from Berkshire,England she makes her debut against 4 time World Champion Hilary!Dreds will defend her UEWINT International Title and The Titan will face former Tag Team Champion Hachi Hayabusa!
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Tracy Beaker vs Hilary Tracy Beaker swings but Hilary ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Tracy Beaker slams Hilary's head into the turnbuckle!Rollup!Kickout! Tracy Beaker gets Hilary with a Fisherman's Suplex!1...Kickout! Hilary tries to end it with a Reverse Deathdrop! Tracy Beaker gets Hilary in an Abdominal Stretch! It looks like...no not yet...YES!Hilary taps out! Tracy Beaker wins this one by submission!
The Ogre vs Real Deal Natale Real Deal Natale takes The Ogre down with a hiptoss! Real Deal Natale flings The Ogre into the turnbuckles!Rollup!No only a 2 count! Real Deal Natale with a T-Bone Suplex & a cover!1...No only a one count! The Ogre executes a devastating Spinebuster! Real Deal Natale gets flattened with a Powerslam! The Ogre rolls Real Deal Natale up... The Referee counts 1...2...3!!! The Ogre gets the win over Real Deal Natale!
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Barth Gimble:That newcomer from Berkshire,England made a great debut defeating 4 time World Champion Hilary!The Ogre picks up his 2nd win!
Shaylene Tanner:Dreds defends her UEWINT International Title against former American National Champion Ms Mondo Bondo!Let's go to the ring...
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***UEWINT International Title Match***
Dreds vs Ms Mondo Bondo For the UEWINT International Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Scotland...Dreds! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Parts Unknown...Ms Mondo Bondo! DING DING DING Ms Mondo Bondo rocks Dreds with a fist to the face! Dreds throws Ms Mondo Bondo down & hits with an elbowdrop! Dreds with a JackHammer! 1... 2... Shoulder Up! Dreds comes down on Ms Mondo Bondo with a kneedrop! Ms Mondo Bondo gets Dreds in an Airplane Spin. Dreds clocks Ms Mondo Bondo with a Double Underhook DDT! Dreds connects with a cresent kick!It floors Ms Mondo Bondo! Ms Mondo Bondo executes a Hurrakinrana! Ms Mondo Bondo gets flattened with a Powerslam! Dreds rolls Ms Mondo Bondo up... The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Dreds gets the win over Ms Mondo Bondo! The winner and STILL UEWINT International Champion...Dreds!
***UEW Women's Title Match in a Cage***
Bartender Beth vs. Mad Dog Shanon For the UEW Women's championship! In A Cage! Announcer Bob Caudle: In the red corner... She's the UEW Women's champion... The master of the Beer Bottle Bash And the Rear Choke...Bartender Beth! And in the blue corner... The challenger... Her Motorcity Slam is the best in Wrestling... And her Dogbite is unstoppable... Mad Dog Shanon! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Mastermind Mark Burns! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Bob Caudle: Here we go... Mad Dog Shanon suplexes Bartender Beth into the cage. Lawler: Ooh that's gotta hurt! Mad Dog Shanon rolls Bartender Beth up. Bartender Beth shrugs Mad Dog Shanon off! Mad Dog Shanon whips Bartender Beth into the ropes... sleeperhold. Referee Joanie Lee checks Bartender Beth. Bartender Beth breaks the hold. Bartender Beth nails Mad Dog Shanon with a closed fist! Mad Dog Shanon trys to run but there's no place to hide. Bartender Beth nails Mad Dog Shanon from behind! Bartender Beth jumps on her & wails on her face! Bartender Beth whips Mad Dog Shanon into the ropes... powerslam. Bartender Beth slams Mad Dog Shanon to the canvas. Mad Dog Shanon nails her with a suicide dive! Mad Dog Shanon stomps on her hand. Mad Dog Shanon rakes Bartender Beth's face. Referee Joanie Lee warns Mad Dog Shanon. Mad Dog Shanon rolls Bartender Beth up. Bartender Beth shrugs Mad Dog Shanon off! Mad Dog Shanon bashes Bartender Beth head into the steel post. Blood is dripping down Bartender Beth's face! Bartender Beth executes a double underhook DDT. BAM! Lawler: That'll make you see double! Bartender Beth covers Mad Dog Shanon. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! Mad Dog Shanon kicks out at one! Mad Dog Shanon hits her with a foreign object. Bartender Beth has been busted wide open! Bartender Beth whips Mad Dog Shanon into the ropes... powerslam. Mad Dog Shanon takes Bartender Beth down with a kick in the gut. Bartender Beth hits the Beer Bottle Bash. Mad Dog Shanon & Bartender Beth double clothesline.Both women are down! Referee Joanie Lee checks Mad Dog Shanon & Bartender Beth are down. One! Two! Three... Bartender Beth & Mad Dog Shanon could be out... Mad Dog Shanon nails Bartender Beth with a powerbomb. Lawler: Ooh you can bet that hurt! Bartender Beth throws Mad Dog Shanon into the steel post. Lawler: Bartender Beth trys to cause some serious injuries. Bartender Beth gets Mad Dog Shanon in a sleeperhold. Referee Joanie Lee checks Mad Dog Shanon. Referee Joanie Lee holds Mad Dog Shanon's arm up. It falls limply... Mad Dog Shanon could be out... Bartender Beth slams Mad Dog Shanon's head into the steel post. She rakes Mad Dog Shanon's bloodied face! Mad Dog Shanon nails Bartender Beth with a big right hand. Lawler: Mad Dog Shanon knocked her clear into next week! Mad Dog Shanon gets Bartender Beth in a STF. Lawler: Ow normal people don't bend that way! Mad Dog Shanon gets Bartender Beth in a camel clutch. Mad Dog Shanon nails Bartender Beth with a frog splash. Bartender Beth nails Mad Dog Shanon with a closed fist! Bartender Beth jumps on her & wails on her face! Bartender Beth gets Mad Dog Shanon in a Rear Choke! Mad Dog Shanon runs Bartender Beth into a steel post. Mad Dog Shanon shows no mercy.She bites her face & spits blood. Bartender Beth whips Mad Dog Shanon into the cage. Bartender Beth nails her in the back with a forearm shot. Mad Dog Shanon rakes Bartender Beth's face. Referee Joanie Lee warns Mad Dog Shanon. Mad Dog Shanon chops her in the corner. She rakes her eyes & takes Bartender Beth down. Bartender Beth gets Mad Dog Shanon in a Rear Choke! Mad Dog Shanon takes Bartender Beth down with a elbow in the gut. Bartender Beth whips Mad Dog Shanon into the ropes... powerslam. Bartender Beth covers Mad Dog Shanon. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Bartender Beth is the winner! Joanie Lee raises Bartender Beth's hand! Bartender Beth retains the UEW Women's championship!
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Bartender Beth:Commissioner HBH is this what you wanted?Mad Dog Shanon is leaving in an Ambulance!I told you people would get hurt!There was a reason Dr B stopped these matches...
Commissioner HBH:Oh what do you want me to do?Ban all Cage Matches?Stop any match with potential danger?Listen to the fans...Why are they chanting your name?You're the 1st Brawling Tough No Nonsense Not Afraid of Nothing kind of Champion we've seen since The Old UEW days!We've had some of the greatest wrestlers as our Women's Champion,but in 2 matches,2 Blood & Guts matches,you've won the support of the UEW Fans!You never had that before. You were the mosted hated heel ever!Now the fans are behind you...
Barth Gimble:In our UEW Friday Night Main Event...UEW Unified World Champion The Titan will take on a UEW fan favorite,Hachi Hayabusa!
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The Titan vs Hachi Hayabusa For the UEW Unified World Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... The current UEW Unified World Champion... From Japan...The Titan! And in the Blue Corner... The challenger... Also wrestling out of Japan...Hachi Hayabusa! DING DING DING The Titan shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Hachi Hayabusa hooks up with a top wristlock. The Titan powers out and Hachi Hayabusa goes tumbling on the mat! The Titan throws Hachi Hayabusa into the ropes! Armhook...switch...Hachi Hayabusa with a reverse Russian Legsweep! Hachi Hayabusa scrambles The Titan's brains with a headbutt! Wait...Hachi Hayabusa is staggering too! The Titan with a whip...no it's reversed! The Titan crashes into the turnbuckles! Hachi Hayabusa follows The Titan into the corner with a lariat! The Titan swings at Hachi Hayabusa but,misses... The Titan doesn't miss with a spinkick! The Titan with a swinging neckbreaker. Hachi Hayabusa is dazed. The Titan goes up and...flattens Hachi Hayabusa with a flying shoulderblock! Hachi Hayabusa executes a Headscissors Takedown! 1... 2... TWO!It was only a two count! The Titan gets Hachi Hayabusa in a Small Package! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... DING DING DING The Titan is your winner! The Titan is STILL the UEW Unified World Champion!
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Shaylene Tanner:Hachi wrestled a good match,but The Titan shows us some unique ways to counter Hayabusa's attack.The Titan retains The UEW Unified World Title!That's it for this show see you next time on Ultimate Extreme Wrestling!
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Post by Dr B on Feb 27, 2015 15:24:35 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:It's time for UEW Friday Night Wrestling!We have a great card for you tonight...
###In The Lockeroom### Tracey Beaker:What do you mean???I beat a 4 time World Champion last week!
Dr B: Look you have to earn your spot.You get pushed if you can show us you can be consistant as a wrestler and good with the fans...
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Tracy Beaker vs GM Trina Vega 7m Vega pins Tracy Beaker
The Ogre vs Hot Blooded 20m 19s The Ogre pins Hot Blooded
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Barth Gimble:That Tracy Beaker is good but against GM Trina Vega... Well can't stop the unstoppable.The Ogre gets another win he totally outmuscled Hot Blooded!
Shaylene Tanner:Dreds The UEWINT International Champion takes on American National Champion Mohawk Miley!Let's go to the ring...
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***Champion vs Champion Match***
Dreds vs Mohawk Miley Champion vs Champion Non-Title Match 17m 24s Dreds uses a Holding One Leg Pin to get a Threecount!
***UEW Women's Title Match in a Cage***
Bartender Beth vs. Sam Puckett For the UEW Women's championship! In A Cage! 1. 11m 10s Sam wins it with a Cruel Mounted Punch 2.11m 54s Referee Panther Tottori stops the match Bartender Beth can no longer defend herself. Sam Puckett is the NEW UEW Women's Champion!
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Sam Puckett:Commissioner are you satisfied now?Bartender Beth was retired. You talked her into that match with Kharma Kong,because you thought it was good for business!She wouldn't quit because she didn't want to let the fans down!She fought me with everything she had...until she couldn't fight anymore. If Bartender Beth is permanantly hurt it's on your head...
(Bartender Kathleen makes her way to the ring.It's the 1st time we've seen her since she was hospitalized after that match with Kharma Kong.)
Bartender Kathleen:Commissioner I'm calling you out!Because of you I got hurt and now Beth is hurt!Come on...
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Bartender Kathleen vs Hardbody Holly 3m 58s Bartender Beth KOs Hardbody Holly!
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Barth Gimble:HOLEY CR*P!!!Bartender Kathleen went berserk and Knocked Hardbody Holly out!It was brutal!The Pucketts make the save and pulled Bartender Kathleen off.Melanie Puckett managed to calm her down.But this is not over.In our UEW Friday Night Main Event...The Titan defends his Title against former champion Wolf Byrne in a 2 out of 3 falls match!
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The Titan vs Wolf Byrne For the UEW Unified World Championship! 2 Out Of 3 Falls 1.19m 53s Titan gets a submission with a Shoulder Hold 2. 8m 03s The Titan uses the Shoulder Hold to win the match! The Titan is till The UEW Unified World Champion! ***************************************************
Shaylene Tanner:There's no stopping The Titan!He took 2 straight falls by submission on former champion Wolf Byrne.I dunno if anyone can take the title away from this guy!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 6, 2015 13:55:56 GMT -5
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:It's time for UEW Friday Night Wrestling!We have a great card for you tonight...
###In The Lockeroom### Tracey Beaker:Doc am I going to get a bit of a push this week?
Dr B:Tracy if you win your match tonight I guarantee you'll get a title match next week!You'll face Militia she's a real veteran.
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Militia vs Tracy Beaker Tracy Beaker misses with a Crescent Kick and gets nailed with a DDT! Tracy Beaker hits a Spear!There's a cover! 1...2...Kickout! Tracy Beaker with a T-Bone Suplex & a cover!1...No only a one count! Militia comes down on Tracy Beaker with a kneedrop! Tracy Beaker blasts Militia with a Reverse Neckbreaker! The Referee counts 1...2...3!!! Tracy Beaker wins this one with a Reverse Neckbreaker!
The Ogre vs Daminadan The Ogre swings but Daminadan ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Daminadan goes up...MOONSAULT! The Ogre moves out of the way! The Ogre clamps on a Figure 4 Leglock! Daminadan breaks the hold! The Ogre comes down on Daminadan with a kneedrop! Daminadan blasts The Ogre with a Full Nelson Slam! The Referee counts 1...2...3!!! Daminadan wins this one with a Full Nelson Slam!
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Barth Gimble:That Tracy Beaker gets a Title Match nex week. The Ogre drops another one to Daminadan.
Shaylene Tanner:Mohawk Miley defends The American National Title against ring veteran Mad Dog Shanon!
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***American National Championship Match***
Mohawk Miley vs Mad Dog Shanon For the American National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Tennessee...Mohawk Miley! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Motorcity...Mad Dog Shanon! DING DING DING Mohawk Miley swings but Mad Dog Shanon ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Mad Dog Shanon has Mohawk Miley up...Vertical Suplex! Mad Dog Shanon drops Mohawk Miley with a Bionic Elbow! Mohawk Miley flies...Hurrakinrana! Mad Dog Shanon throws Mohawk Miley into the ropes...backdrop! Mohawk Miley with a swinging neckbreaker. Mad Dog Shanon is dazed. Mad Dog Shanon with a Salto Suplex! Mohawk Miley climbs to the top,but... Mad Dog Shanon gets up and shakes the ropes! Mohawk Miley topples into the ring! Mad Dog Shanon with a Backslide! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... Mad Dog Shanon is your winner! Mad Dog Shanon is the NEW American National Champion!
***UEW Women's Title Match in a Cage***
Sam Puckett vs Bartender Kathleen For the UEW Women's Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Seattle...Sam Puckett! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of The Local Bar...Bartender Kathleen! DING DING DING Bartender Kathleen with an armbar,into a top wristlock...legtrip! Sam Puckett misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost! Sam Puckett gets Bartender Kathleen with a Fisherman's Suplex! 1... Kickout! Bartender Kathleen follows Sam Puckett into the corner with a lariat! Sam Puckett gets Bartender Kathleen with a drop toehold. Sam Puckett clocks Bartender Kathleen with a Double Underhook DDT! Sam Puckett with a Press Slam! Sam Puckett nails Bartender Kathleen with a Broncobuster and rides! Bartender Kathleen,Superplex! Sam Puckett can't get up! Sam Puckett just got nailed with Bartender Kathleen's,Kabel Naria! Sam Puckett is clearly shaken...another Kabel Naria! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Bartender Kathleen destroys Sam Puckett with 2 Kabel Narias & wins the match! The winner of the match and the NEW UEW Women's Champion...Bartender Kathleen!
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Sam Puckett:Kathleen you beat me,you deserve to wear this UEW Women's Title! The last time you held The Women's Title you defeated all the opponents they gave you,so they sent in Trina Vega.She took the title and you were pushed out.This is your UEW Women's Champion Bartender Kathleen!
(Bartender Kathleen raises thetitlebelt up high as the fans cheer loudly.)
Commissioner HBH:OH NO YOU DON"T!!!I'm stripping you of that title...
GM Trina Vega:There is no way you are taking that belt from Bartender Kathleen! She is THE BEST wrestler on the roster!I should know she beat me and The Championship Committee quickly wrote her off because,"It was good for business! I tell you what,if you can beat me you can have the Women's title but if I win you will give Bartender Kathleen the push she's been waiting for!
Commissioner HBH:You don't scare me!Bring it on!!!
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Trina Vega vs. Hardbody Holly Announcer : In the red corner... The Master of the Stunner And the Clawhold...Trina Vega! And in the blue corner... Known for the brutal Brainbuster... And the most cruel STF... Hardbody Holly! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer : Here we go... Hardbody Holly chops Trina Vega in the corner. The crowd shouts,WOOOOO! Hardbody Holly with a thumb in the eyes! Trina Vega grabs the announcer's mic cable! Trina Vega chokes Hardbody Holly with the microphone cable! Hardbody Holly gets loose by hitting Trina Vega with the mic! Trina Vega sets up a table in the middle of the ring... Trina Vega whips Hardbody Holly into the ropes... powerslam through the table! Hardbody Holly GETS UP!!! Trina Vega gets the wrong end of a piece of pipe! Trina Vega GETS UP!!! Hardbody Holly gets a broken table leg to the gut! Hardbody Holly throws Trina Vega through the ropes... Hardbody Holly hits Trina Vega with a bulldog on the floor. Head first into the concrete! Hardbody Holly climbs back into the ring. Trina Vega whips Hardbody Holly into the ropes... sleeperhold. Referee Joanie Lee checks Hardbody Holly. Referee Joanie Lee holds Hardbody Holly's arm up. It falls limply... Hardbody Holly arm falls again... Hardbody Holly is out cold! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Trina Vega wins the match. Referee Joanie Lee raises Trina Vega's hand!
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Barth Gimble:Our General Manager Trina Vega shows Commissioner HBH why she is the best wrestler in The Women's Division.Bartender Kathleen is your UEW Women's Champion!In our UEW Main Event...The UEW Unifed World Champion The Titan takes on
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The Titan vs Grabby Gussom For the UEW Unified World Championship! 11m 18s The Titan get a submission with a Neck Lock! The Titan retains The UEW Unified World Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:That huge HORSES &%^$#@! World champion Mixed Martial Arts champion BAH!The Titan destroyed him in 11 minutes!Tune in next week to UEW Friday Night Wrestling...
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 13, 2015 22:20:59 GMT -5
Ultimate Extreme Wrestling
UEW ROCKS!
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***IN THE EXECU8TIVE BOARDROOM*** Dr B:It's time for UEW Friday Night Wrestling!We have a great card for you tonight...
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The Ogre vs Wah Hun Lo The Ogre rattles Wah Hun Lo's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! The Ogre kicks Wah Hun Lo on the canvas! The Ogre clamps on a Figure 4 Leglock! Wah Hun Lo breaks the hold! Wah Hun Lo tries to end it with a Throat thrust! The Ogre gets Wah Hun Lo in an Abdominal Stretch! It looks like...no not yet...YES!Wah Hun Lo taps out! The Ogre wins this one by submission!
The Jackal vs Hot Blooded Hot Blooded grabs on with a front facelock...DDT! The Jackal misses a shoulderblock & smashes into the ringpost! Hot Blooded brains The Jackal with a Piledriver!1...2... The Jackal is up! The Jackal executes a devastating Spinebuster! Hot Blooded puts The Jackal in a Sharpshooter! The Jackal tries to make it to the ropes,but gets dragged back by Hot Blooded! The Jackal grudgingly submits! Hot Blooded gets a submission win over The Jackal!
The Olsens vs The Pucketts In a 6 Person Tag Team Match! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... Crazy Ashley,M-K and Lizzy Olsen...The Olsens! And in the Blue Corner... Sam,Melanie and Pam...The Pucketts! DING DING DING Crazy Ashley rattles Sam's brains with a tremendous Headbutt! M-K slams Melanie's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Lizzy Olsen with a T-Bone Suplex & a cover! 1... No only a one count! Melanie catches Crazy Ashley with a Drop Toehold! Lizzy Olsen throws Pam into the ropes...backdrop! Crazy Ashley applies a front facelock... Sam is trying to counter! Crazy Ashley breaks the hold! M-K smashes Sam with a Shooting Star Press! Crazy Ashley tries a Hurrakinrana but... Melanie counters with a Powerbomb! M-K gets Sam in an Abdominal Stretch! It looks like... No not yet... YES!Sam taps out! DING DING DING The Olsens wins this one by submission!
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Barth Gimble:The Olsens will get a Tag Title Match with The Meangirls! The Jackal drops one to Hotblooded and The Ogre gets a submission on Wah Hun Lo!
Shaylene Tanner:She has her big chance,can Tracy Beaker defeat The UEW World Television Champion "The Grrek Goddess" Despina Montegas?Despina is a veteran.She's not going to go down easily...
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Despina Montegas vs Tracy Beaker For the World Television Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Greece...Despina Montegas! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Berkshire,England...Tracy Beaker! DING DING DING Despina Montegas swings but Tracy Beaker ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Tracy Beaker gouges Despina Montegas's eyes & connects with a spin kick! Tracy Beaker chops Despina Montegas,the crowd shouts WOO! Despina Montegas executes a devastating Spinebuster! Tracy Beaker gets Despina Montegas in an Airplane Spin. Despina Montegas applies a front facelock... Tracy Beaker is trying to counter! Despina Montegas breaks the hold! Tracy Beaker plants Despina Montegas with a Tombstone Piledriver! Despina Montegas climbs to the top,but... Tracy Beaker gets up and shakes the ropes! Despina Montegas topples into the ring! Tracy Beaker blasts Despina Montegas with a Berkshire Bomb! The Referee counts! 1... 2... 3... Tracy Beaker wins this one with a Berkshire Bomb! This is your NEW World Television Champion...Tracy Beaker!
***American National Championship Match***
Mad Dog Shanon vs Chicky Walker For the American National Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From Motorcity...Mad Dog Shanon! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Rhode Island...Chicky Walker! DING DING DING Mad Dog Shanon shows off some great chain wrestling moves! Mad Dog Shanon slams Chicky Walker's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Mad Dog Shanon uses the old Flip,Flop & Fly! Mad Dog Shanon comes down on Chicky Walker with a kneedrop! Chicky Walker locks up with Mad Dog Shanon,they fight for position! Mad Dog Shanon with a swinging neckbreaker. Chicky Walker is dazed. Mad Dog Shanon with a Press Slam! Mad Dog Shanon nails Chicky Walker with a Broncobuster and rides! Chicky Walker goes for a Flying Axehandle but, Mad Dog Shanon counters with a Gorilla Slam! Tutti Fruity shades of Johnny B Badd! Mad Dog Shanon is KOed! Chicky Walker with a cover... The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... Chicky Walker gets a huge win over Mad Dog Shanon! Chicky Walker is the NEW American National Champion!
***UEW Women's Title Match***
Bartender Kathleen vs Lena Mascara For the UEW Women's Championship! Announcer Shaylene Tanner: In the Red Corner... From The Creekside...Bartender Kathleen! And in the Blue Corner... Wrestling out of Mexico...Lena Mascara! DING DING DING Bartender Kathleen swings but Lena Mascara ducks and executes an Atomic Drop! Bartender Kathleen slams Lena Mascara's head into the turnbuckle! Rollup! Kickout! Bartender Kathleen uses the old Flip,Flop & Fly! Lena Mascara crunches Bartender Kathleen's spine with a Powerbomb! Bartender Kathleen powerslams Lena Mascara! Lena Mascara stomps Bartender Kathleen & executes a kneedrop! Lena Mascara executes a gutwrench suplex on Bartender Kathleen. Bartender Kathleen climbs to the top,but... Lena Mascara gets up and shakes the ropes! Bartender Kathleen topples into the ring! Bartender Kathleen gets Lena Mascara in a Small Package! The Referee counts... 1... 2... 3... Bartender Kathleen is your winner! Bartender Kathleen manages to hold on to the UEW Women's Championship!
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(What is going on???Bartender Beth is in the ring demanding Hardbody Holly fight her.She wants it to be Loser Retires from Wrestling...)
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***CHALLENGE MATCH*** Hardbody Holly vs. Bartender Beth Loser Must Retire from Wrestling Announcer : In the red corner... The Master of the Stunner And the Clawhold...Hardbody Holly! And in the blue corner... Known for the brutal Brainbuster... And the most cruel STF... Bartender Beth! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer : Here we go... Bartender Beth nails Hardbody Holly with a powerbomb onto a stack of chairs! Hardbody Holly gets up slowly,but gets hammered by a chairshot! Bartender Beth's looking for a weapon... Bartender Beth nails Hardbody Holly with a nightstick. Bartender Beth goes wild clubbing Hardbody Holly! Bartender Beth arm wringer into an armbar... kick in the gut Hardbody Holly gets Bartender Beth up... bodyslam! Hardbody Holly whips the hide off of Bartender Beth with a leather belt! Hardbody Holly gets Bartender Beth in a figure four leglock. Hardbody Holly goes for a submission! Referee Joanie Lee checks Bartender Beth. Bartender Beth fights the pain! Bartender Beth holds on... Bartender Beth passes out! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! Hardbody Holly wins the match! Referee Joanie Lee raises Hardbody Holly's hand!
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Barth Gimble:Well according to Referee Joanie Lee,Bartender Beth did NOT submit,she passed out.The Executive Committee will have to make a ruling here neither contestant "won" the match.In our UEW Main Event The Titan will face Mexico's Skull Jr!
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The Titan vs Skull Jr For the UEW Unified World Championship! 9m 28s The Titan get a submission with a Boston Crab! The Titan retains The UEW Unified World Championship!
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Shaylene Tanner:Just because you are The Nephew of Mexico's most famous Champion, it doesn't mean you'll turn out to be that good!Tune in next week to UEW Friday Night Wrestling...
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UEW ROCKS!
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Post by Dr B on Mar 22, 2015 2:36:38 GMT -5
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