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Post by WTIC on Jan 14, 2010 0:45:36 GMT -5
English translations rule! But where's MY special matches?
I lost to Barnstormer? Noooooooooo!
Nice win by Atlas to win the W-J Championship!
Poor Kowalski lost!
Hagerty is too arrogant!
The Cobra Twist will get you everytime! Yay!
Sleepers put me to sleep, LOL!
And another Cobra Twist FTW! All right!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 14, 2010 1:36:23 GMT -5
WTIC- Special Match...what you like to see?What is your family's country of origin.I don't think there's a Bostonian Translator.hahaha!
Barnstormer reversed WTIC's Scorpion and put him in a Sharpshooter to get the submission!Ironic ain't it?
Atlas is The Official ASATT W-J Champion!
Ex had Kowalski scouted well!
Hagarty's arrogant pin just belittled the talents of Enrique Torres
Yup lotsa Cobra Twists and Sleepers in 50th State Wrestling this week.
Dr B
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Post by WTIC on Jan 15, 2010 0:16:33 GMT -5
Um, how about these special matches --
Whip It Girls (Ellen Page & Drew Barrymore ) VS The Milla Militia (Milla Jovovich & Mila Kunis)
Lindsay Lohan VS Rachel McAdams (Mean Girl VS Mean Girl!)
The Lolas VS The Emmas (Emma Stone & Emma Watson)
Ashlee Simpson VS Heather Locklear in whatever special match you want, since these two were feuding on the set of Melrose Place!
The Hogans (Brooke & Hulk) VS The X-Filers (David Duchuvney & Gillian Anderson in a mixed tag match
WTIC VS Kelly Bundy in a Steel Cage: If WTIC wins, he gets to date Kelly Bundy, if Kelly wins, WTIC is barred from her matches for a few months, LOL!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 15, 2010 1:03:37 GMT -5
Lolas vs Emmas I like the sound of that.As soon as I can remember which Tag Titles The Lolas have,I'll sign it!
Ashlee Simpson the poser that lip syncs vs The bitchiest blonde on Primetime TV?That could be arranged...
nWo/NGO vs X-Files stars?The truth is out there...brother!Whatcha gonna do when Scully unleashes her forensics on you???
Kelly Bundy???She'll kick WTIC in the hoo hahs and laugh all the way to the bank!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jan 15, 2010 3:33:51 GMT -5
Wrestling All Stars
By request WTIC's Special Matches
Lindsay Lohan vs Hilary Duff-Iron-Girl Match
1.Hilary uses a holding one leg pin to take the fall
2.Again,Hilary uses a holding one leg pin to take the fall
3.Hilary gets another pin 30 minutes has expired
4.Lindsay pins Hilary it's now Hilary-3 and Lindsay-1
5.Lindsay makes it Hilary-3 Lindsay-2
6.A kick from Hilary KOs Lindsay
7.An explosion knocks Hilary out Hilary-4 Lindsay-3
8.Lindsay pins Hilary and evens the score!
9.Again Hilary gets blown up by a pyro Lindsay pulls ahead!
10.Hilary pins Lindsay to even the score!
11.Lindsay gets a submission with a Triangle Scorpion
Both wrestlers collapse from exaustion!Lindsay Lohan wins the match!
nWo/NGO (Hulk & Brooke) vs Muldar & Scully
The match ends at 43 minutes 36 seconds when Hulk's punch KOs Muldar
The Lolas vs The Emmas
Emma Watson is Koed and Emma Stone is forced to fight The Lolas alone!
At 29 minutes 17 seconds Lola Martinez gets a submission with a side arm hold.
WTIC vs Kelly Bundy in a Cage
WTIC brutalizes Kelly Bundy and wins it with a Dragon Sleeper
An angry Kelly Bundy challenges him to a match in which he must wrestle
The Verminators.If he wins he will own their contracts.
WTIC vs The Verminators
1.The Verminator double team WTIC.Bundy pins him with a German Suplex
2.To his credit WTIC didn't go down without one heckuva fight!
He started the 2nd fall strong,he came back with some great moves and
several pin attempts.The double teaming and all those high impact moves
by The Verminators took it's toll.AT 15 minutes 37 seconds of the 2nd fall
Buffy TV Slayer nails WTIC with a sit-out powerbomb and gets the pin.
The Verminators win the match!The Verminators own WTIC's contract!
Skinny Jenny vs Crazy Cat Lady-WWW TV Title Match
At 8 minutes 05 seconds Skinny Jenny rolls Crazy Cat Lady up and gets the pin!
Skinny Jenny is The WWW Television Champion!
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Post by WTIC on Jan 15, 2010 17:57:12 GMT -5
Yay, Lindsay is a buttkicker, LOL!
The Hulkster ruled that match!
Emmas put up a good fight, but need more experience before they can contend!
WTIC > Kelly! Whoo-hoo! Does this mean WTIC gets a date with her?
Verminators are too much for poor WTIC!
Solid win by Jenny, all right!
Great stuff! But what about the Whip It Girls VS Milla Militia, Lindsay VS McAdams, and Ashlee VS Heather? Do you need their cards? I can shoot them over to you, Dr B!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 16, 2010 5:29:11 GMT -5
WTIC- Lindsay pulled off a giant win over Hilary!
Muldar's brain is no match for Hulkster power!
Emma Stone has heart,she stood alone for about 8 minutes!
The Verminators are about to do some BAD things to WTIC,they own his contract!
I'm trying to figure out how to do a Tag Strap match for the Whip It Girls.
I'll get to those other one next.
Dr B
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Post by Mr. Neily on Jan 16, 2010 6:07:32 GMT -5
Mr. Neily will buy a ticket to see that.
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Post by WTIC on Jan 16, 2010 18:39:33 GMT -5
Cool, Dr B! Can't wait to see what you have cooking!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 16, 2010 23:49:58 GMT -5
Mila showing her butt hahaha!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jan 19, 2010 14:29:29 GMT -5
WTIC's Speciality Matches pt.2
Ashlee Simpson vs. Heather Locklear Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner... The master of the Sideslam And the Legscissors...Ashlee Simpson! And in the blue corner... Known for the best Melrose Mash in Wrestling... And the unstoppable Body Scissors... Heather Locklear! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go... Ashlee Simpson suplexes Heather Locklear onto the floor. Ashlee Simpson tosses Heather Locklear back into the ring. Ashlee Simpson dropkicks Heather Locklear out of the ring. They're exchanging blows at ringside! Ashlee Simpson throws Heather Locklear back into the ring. Ashlee Simpson covers Heather Locklear. Kickout! Heather Locklear still has a lot of fight! Ashlee Simpson executes a dropkick. Heather Locklear puts Ashlee Simpson in a Body Scissors! Heather Locklear trys to make Ashlee Simpson submit. Referee Joanie Lee checks Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee Simpson won't give up Ashlee Simpson is not gonna tap out! Ashlee Simpson with a jawbreaker drop. Ashlee Simpson covers Heather Locklear. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! Heather Locklear kicks out at one! Ashlee Simpson nails Heather Locklear with a closed fist! Heather Locklear scoots out of the ring to slow the match down. Ashlee Simpson nails Heather Locklear from behind! Ashlee Simpson drags Heather Locklear back and throws Heather Locklear back into the ring! Heather Locklear kicks Ashlee Simpson through the ropes and onto the floor! Heather Locklear whips Ashlee Simpson into the guardrail. Heather Locklear nails Ashlee Simpson with a elbowdrop! Heather Locklear throws Ashlee Simpson back into the ring. Heather Locklear whips Ashlee Simpson into the ropes...dropkick. Heather Locklear applies a clawhold. Heather Locklear whips Ashlee Simpson into the ropes... Heather Locklear stops Ashlee Simpson with a big right hand. Heather Locklear crossface chickenwing. Heather Locklear trys to make Ashlee Simpson submit. Referee Joanie Lee checks Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee Simpson won't give up Ashlee Simpson is not gonna tap out! Heather Locklear gouges Ashlee Simpson eyes. Referee Joanie Lee warns Heather Locklear. Referee Joanie Lee tells Heather Locklear to stop. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Referee Joanie Lee disqualifies Heather Locklear. Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... Ashlee Simpson! Referee Joanie Lee raises Ashlee Simpson's hand! Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 6 minutes 1 seconds.
"Mean Girl" Lindsay vs. "Mean Girl" Racheal Announcer Jim Cornette: In the red corner... The master of the Leg Lariat And the Leglock..."Mean Girl" Lindsay! And in the blue corner... Known for the best Leg Assist Facejammer in Wrestling... And the unstoppable Clawhold... "Mean Girl" Racheal! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Jim Cornette: Here we go... "Mean Girl" Lindsay gets "Mean Girl" Racheal in a figure four leglock. "Mean Girl" Lindsay goes for a submission! "Mean Girl" Racheal breaks the hold. "Mean Girl" Lindsay gets "Mean Girl" Racheal in a figure four leglock. "Mean Girl" Lindsay goes for a submission! Referee Joanie Lee checks "Mean Girl" Racheal. "Mean Girl" Racheal won't give up. "Mean Girl" Racheal holds on... "Mean Girl" Racheal submits! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! "Mean Girl" Lindsay wins the match! Referee Joanie Lee raises "Mean Girll" Lindsay's hand! Timekeeper Pam Mendez:Match time 1 minutes 52 seconds.
Whip It Girls vs. Milla Militia In a Texas Tornado NO TAG team match! Announcer Barth Gimble: In the red corner... They're the masters of the Hammer Blow And the Double Chickenwing...Ellen Page & Drew Barrymore! Whip It Girls! And in the blue corner... Their Russian Legsweep is devestating... And their Bearhug is unstoppable... Milla Jovoich & Mila Kunis! Milla Militia! The Referee for the match is Joanie Lee. The Timekeeper is Pam Mendez! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING Announcer Barth Gimble: Here we go... Whip It Girls throws Milla Jovoich out of the ring! Ellen Page throws Milla Jovoich into the announcer's table. Whip It Girls tosses Milla Jovoich back into the ring. Ellen Page puts Milla Jovoich in a surfboard submission. Milla Jovoich gets Ellen Page in a camel clutch. Ellen Page puts Milla Jovoich in a Dragon Sleeper. Ellen Page hammers Milla Jovoich with the bell. Milla Jovoich staggers and falls... Ellen Page throws the bell out of the ring. Ellen Page slides out and grabs a mic cable! Ellen Page chokes Milla Jovoich with the microphone cable. Mila Kunis flings Ellen Page out of the ring! Mila Kunis hits Ellen Page with the steel steps. Ellen Page staggers & falls! Mila Kunis throws Ellen Page back into the ring. Milla Jovoich applies a clawhold. Milla Jovoich rakes Ellen Page's face. Referee Joanie Lee warns Milla Jovoich. Milla Jovoich whips Ellen Page into the ropes... sleeperhold. Milla Militia doubleteams,then kicks Ellen Page through the ropes! Milla Jovoich suplexes Ellen Page through a table. Shaylene Tanner: Ooh that's gotta hurt! Milla Militia throws Ellen Page back into the ring. Drew Barrymore hammers Mila Kunis with a 2 by 4! Mila Kunis staggers and falls! Ellen Page suplex over the top! Ellen Page whips Milla Jovoich into the ringpost. Whip It Girls toss Milla Jovoich back into the ring. They're taking the fight to the ringside area! Milla Jovoich hits a bulldog on the floor! Shaylene Tanner: Wow head first into the concrete! Milla Jovoich throws Ellen Page back into the ring. Milla Jovoich gets Ellen Page in a leg grapevine. Milla Jovoich hands Mila Kunis a barbwire bat! Mila Kunis nails Drew Barrymore with the barbwire bat. Shaylene Tanner: Mila Kunis knocked Drew Barrymore clear into next week! Mila Kunis rolls Drew Barrymore up. Referee Joanie Lee counts... ONE! TWO! THREE! Referee Joanie Lee calls for the bell... DING DING DING! The winner of the match... Mila Kunis Milla Militia gets the win in 30 minutes 35 seconds.
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Post by WTIC on Jan 19, 2010 19:21:36 GMT -5
Yay, MY special matches! Whoo-hoo!
Ashlee with a DQ win? Heather must be FUMING!
Lindsay > Rachel? Lindsay can't get any work so it's good that she can still wrestle!
Milla Militia kicks some serious butt! Great match!
Thanks for doing those up, they were FUN!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 19, 2010 21:56:27 GMT -5
WTIC= Just when Locklear was winning...Simpson gets lucky!
I was disappointed by that Mean Girls Match!I thought it'd be longer than just shy of 2 minutes!
Make that Lithuanian Mila Kunis mad and she goes for the barbed wire bat!HOLEY!
Dr B
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Post by Dr B on Jan 28, 2010 18:27:00 GMT -5
Frontier Martial Arts vs IWA
The Haichis (Hayabusa and Haichi) vs The Overlord & Lord Golden At 19 minutes Lord Golden gets a submission on Hayabusa with an Abdominal Stretch
Masato Tanaka vs The Masked Spider The 30 minute time limit runs out on an exciting match!Tanaka has a distinctively different wrestling style.His F5 is almost like DDTing his opponent from a shoulder lift position.Instead of slamming him off Tanaka drives his head into the mat.Tanaka has a wild spin punch too.Masked Spider held his own,grappling with Tanaka.Match is a Draw!
Tetysuhiro Kuroda vs Khai 2 At 11 minutes 51 seconds Kuroda gets a pin with a T.F. Powerbomb
Jado & Gedo vs The Sharpe Bros The Referee awards the match to The Sharpes who clearly dominated this match
Mr Gannosuke vs Dragonfire In a real brawl,both wrestlers held their own!Gannosuke is one tough wrestler! Dragonfire showed no fear.Mr Gannosuke was burned by fire several times in the match but kept coming.At 16 minutes 31 seconds Dragonfire pins Gannosuke!
ASATT Wrestling Japan
Dr B & Nani B vs Dark Fear & Bitchslapper Shannen At 22 minutes 32 seconds Nani B uses a holding two legs pin to win the match!
T.M.P. vs Andy Kaufman At 16 minutes 16 seconds T.M.P. pins a bloody and battered Kaufman
The Lolas vs The NGO (Hogan & Spears)-ASATT W-J Women's Tag Title Match In an incredible match that showcased both teams' wrestling and brawling abilities, the 60 minute time limit expires.The Referee declares the match a draw!The Lolas retain The ASATT W-J Women's Tag Titles!
Lindsey "I Don't Give a Damn-sel" Shaw vs Stacey Kiebler-ASATT W-J Women's Title Match At 8 minutes 16 seconds Lindsey Shaw wins it with a Back Style Pin
Barnestormer vs Mr Neil vs WTIC vs Disaster-Winner gets a Titleshot 1.Disaster is eliminated by WTIC 2.Barnestormer is pinned by Mr Neil 3.At 30 minutes 08 seconds Mr Neil used a holding one leg pin to win the match!
Atlas vs Mr Neil-ASATT W-J Title Match At 10 minutes 13 seconds Mr Neil uses a Normal Pin to win the match! Mr Neil is a 2 Time ASATT W-J Champion!
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Post by Dr B on Jan 28, 2010 19:32:47 GMT -5
50th State Wrestling
Billy Whitewolf vs George Kongozan Kongozan clearly dominated the match Referee Wally Tatsumi awards the match to George Kongozan on points.
Gorski "The Russian Wolfman" vs Curtis "The Bull" Iaukea At 15 minutes 44 seconds Iaukea pins Gorski
Magnificent Maurice vs Firpo "The Missing Link" Magnificent Maurice wins it at 11 minutes 29 seconds with an elbowdrop pin
The Francis Brothers vs Hansen & Gordy-Hawaii State Tag Title Match In a wild match,at 33 minutes 15 seconds Hansen and Gordy become The Hawaii State Tag Team Champions when Gordy pins Bill Francis with a Wild Bomb!
Ripper Collins vs Strong Machine-Hawaii State Heavyweight Title At 14 minutes 17 seconds Strong Machine pins The Ripper after hitting a powerslam.Strong Machine is The NEW Hawaii State Heavyweight Champion!
Lucky Simunovich vs Handsome Johnny-Mid Pacific International Title Cage Match At 11 minutes 17 seconds a bloody and battered Handsome Johnny uses a small package to pin Lucky Simunovich.Handsome Johnny is The NEW Mid Pacific International Champion!
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